Stairsmonsters!!! an' where did my world go????

O-my-paws-n-gudness, WHUT IN BASTS SWEET WORLD HAPPINNED?????

Furst we gots locked up - with Sprout! in da same rume, how awrful!!!

Then there were strange men-people all owtside ower rume.

Then it wuz dark. Effurrywun wented away...

Then meowma came bak, and wen we got owt of ower rume - EFFURTHING WAS
ALL GONE!!! All ower stuff. All ower furnishure. Onlee a few bokses
and junk left lyin' arownd.

THEN we got stuffed in ower cages, put in a car, and driven away to
sumplace new. We got owt. It wus a MESS, but sum of ower stuff wus
there, an' lots MORE bokses.

And this is the weirdest thing... STAIRS. There are stairs heer, and
strange things happin on stairs. We sat an' yelled at them fur a while
- well, Maui and me did, Sprout! climbed them. We thot that wud be
bad, becus stairs are like shelfs and we's not allowed to climb shelfs,
but effen Meowmie clims stairs, so I guess it's diffrunt.

So we climbed. Then we freaked, cuz we wuz up high over meowmie's
hed!!!! Then we went down, but Meomie sumhow got up high, and we
freaked, cuz we saw hur up on de balcony but didn't no how tu get up!!!
Den we went tu de stairs agin, and FREAKED, cus we were up on de
balcony wif no way down...

Dis place is complicated. If yew go to the stairs effurtying is
weeird. I'ze still not shure I likes dem.

We found a bed tho, an sum toys, and we know where is the sleepin'
humins, an' sum food an' litter, so I *think* it'll be OK to stay heer.
We hav to get them to gid reid of those stair things, though.

Blue, loft manager.

On $DATE , FurrsomeThreesome wrote:

O-my-paws-n-gudness, WHUT IN BASTS SWEET WORLD HAPPINNED?????

Furst we gots locked up - with Sprout! in da same rume, how
awrful!!!

Then there were strange men-people all owtside ower rume.

Then it wuz dark. Effurrywun wented away...

Then meowma came bak, and wen we got owt of ower rume -
EFFURTHING WAS
ALL GONE!!! All ower stuff. All ower furnishure. Onlee a few
bokses and junk left lyin' arownd.

THEN we got stuffed in ower cages, put in a car, and driven away
to
sumplace new. We got owt. It wus a MESS, but sum of ower stuff
wus there, an' lots MORE bokses.

And this is the weirdest thing... STAIRS. There are stairs heer,
and
strange things happin on stairs. We sat an' yelled at them fur a
while
- well, Maui and me did, Sprout! climbed them. We thot that wud
be bad, becus stairs are like shelfs and we's not allowed to
climb shelfs, but effen Meowmie clims stairs, so I guess it's
diffrunt.

So we climbed. Then we freaked, cuz we wuz up high over
meowmie's
hed!!!! Then we went down, but Meomie sumhow got up high, and we
freaked, cuz we saw hur up on de balcony but didn't no how tu get
up!!!
Den we went tu de stairs agin, and FREAKED, cus we were up on de
balcony wif no way down...

Dis place is complicated. If yew go to the stairs effurtying is
weeird. I'ze still not shure I likes dem.

We found a bed tho, an sum toys, and we know where is the
sleepin' humins, an' sum food an' litter, so I *think* it'll be
OK to stay heer.
We hav to get them to gid reid of those stair things, though.

Blue, loft manager.

We think we'z got sumthin like that comin up. We've had stairs
forever now, but Fred's talkin about a compartment wif no stairs
and small than we have now fur about a year and a half. It's
scary when hoomans start changin efurry thing. We don't know
what's goin to happen tu usses.
Today Fred screamed and yelled and we ran down tu da basement, but
it wasn't about usses at all. Sum clock got broken and it wuz
made in a place called France in about 1820 and Fred says it
wasn't a good day, but we'z all goin tu a place called Ottawa and
then later to a new hous in about a year and a half if all goes
well. We'll be part uv an "ecovillage" at that time. But we've
gottid the bokses all offer the hous and basement. Fred's got the
place in a big mess an he keep going out and comin back and
spendin time onna fone instead uv comfortin usses who could use
some play time like we usually haf.

--
Regards,
Fred.
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Stairz iz kule ifin you likezta hafa kitty racez, Trudi
FurrsomeThreesome wrote in message
oups.com...
O-my-paws-n-gudness, WHUT IN BASTS SWEET WORLD HAPPINNED?????

Furst we gots locked up - with Sprout! in da same rume, how awrful!!!

Then there were strange men-people all owtside ower rume.

Then it wuz dark. Effurrywun wented away...

Then meowma came bak, and wen we got owt of ower rume - EFFURTHING WAS
ALL GONE!!! All ower stuff. All ower furnishure. Onlee a few bokses
and junk left lyin' arownd.

THEN we got stuffed in ower cages, put in a car, and driven away to
sumplace new. We got owt. It wus a MESS, but sum of ower stuff wus
there, an' lots MORE bokses.

And this is the weirdest thing... STAIRS. There are stairs heer, and
strange things happin on stairs. We sat an' yelled at them fur a while
- well, Maui and me did, Sprout! climbed them. We thot that wud be
bad, becus stairs are like shelfs and we's not allowed to climb shelfs,
but effen Meowmie clims stairs, so I guess it's diffrunt.

So we climbed. Then we freaked, cuz we wuz up high over meowmie's
hed!!!! Then we went down, but Meomie sumhow got up high, and we
freaked, cuz we saw hur up on de balcony but didn't no how tu get up!!!
Den we went tu de stairs agin, and FREAKED, cus we were up on de
balcony wif no way down...

Dis place is complicated. If yew go to the stairs effurtying is
weeird. I'ze still not shure I likes dem.

We found a bed tho, an sum toys, and we know where is the sleepin'
humins, an' sum food an' litter, so I *think* it'll be OK to stay heer.
We hav to get them to gid reid of those stair things, though.

Blue, loft manager.

hoomanz sometimez getted upsetted when der iz chang alzo, Trudi
Fred Williams wrote in message
...
On $DATE , FurrsomeThreesome wrote:

O-my-paws-n-gudness, WHUT IN BASTS SWEET WORLD HAPPINNED?????

Furst we gots locked up - with Sprout! in da same rume, how
awrful!!!

Then there were strange men-people all owtside ower rume.

Then it wuz dark. Effurrywun wented away...

Then meowma came bak, and wen we got owt of ower rume -
EFFURTHING WAS
ALL GONE!!! All ower stuff. All ower furnishure. Onlee a few
bokses and junk left lyin' arownd.

THEN we got stuffed in ower cages, put in a car, and driven away
to
sumplace new. We got owt. It wus a MESS, but sum of ower stuff
wus there, an' lots MORE bokses.

And this is the weirdest thing... STAIRS. There are stairs heer,
and
strange things happin on stairs. We sat an' yelled at them fur a
while
- well, Maui and me did, Sprout! climbed them. We thot that wud
be bad, becus stairs are like shelfs and we's not allowed to
climb shelfs, but effen Meowmie clims stairs, so I guess it's
diffrunt.

So we climbed. Then we freaked, cuz we wuz up high over
meowmie's
hed!!!! Then we went down, but Meomie sumhow got up high, and we
freaked, cuz we saw hur up on de balcony but didn't no how tu get
up!!!
Den we went tu de stairs agin, and FREAKED, cus we were up on de
balcony wif no way down...

Dis place is complicated. If yew go to the stairs effurtying is
weeird. I'ze still not shure I likes dem.

We found a bed tho, an sum toys, and we know where is the
sleepin' humins, an' sum food an' litter, so I *think* it'll be
OK to stay heer.
We hav to get them to gid reid of those stair things, though.

Blue, loft manager.

We think we'z got sumthin like that comin up. We've had stairs
forever now, but Fred's talkin about a compartment wif no stairs
and small than we have now fur about a year and a half. It's
scary when hoomans start changin efurry thing. We don't know
what's goin to happen tu usses.
Today Fred screamed and yelled and we ran down tu da basement, but
it wasn't about usses at all. Sum clock got broken and it wuz
made in a place called France in about 1820 and Fred says it
wasn't a good day, but we'z all goin tu a place called Ottawa and
then later to a new hous in about a year and a half if all goes
well. We'll be part uv an "ecovillage" at that time. But we've
gottid the bokses all offer the hous and basement. Fred's got the
place in a big mess an he keep going out and comin back and
spendin time onna fone instead uv comfortin usses who could use
some play time like we usually haf.

--
Regards,
Fred.
(Please remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email)

"Fred Williams" wrote in message
...

We think we'z got sumthin like that comin up. We've had stairs
forever now, but Fred's talkin about a compartment wif no stairs
and small than we have now fur about a year and a half. It's
scary when hoomans start changin efurry thing. We don't know
what's goin to happen tu usses.
Today Fred screamed and yelled and we ran down tu da basement, but
it wasn't about usses at all. Sum clock got broken and it wuz
made in a place called France in about 1820 and Fred says it
wasn't a good day, but we'z all goin tu a place called Ottawa and
then later to a new hous in about a year and a half if all goes
well. We'll be part uv an "ecovillage" at that time. But we've
gottid the bokses all offer the hous and basement. Fred's got the
place in a big mess an he keep going out and comin back and
spendin time onna fone instead uv comfortin usses who could use
some play time like we usually haf.

Hi,

I live in Ottawa. Let me know when you are coming. I can show you
around. This place is pretty gud, except in the winter. We got lots
of the white stuff and the wind monster howls.

Purrs,
Rusty


--
Regards,
Fred.
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Oh, we'ze alreddy lerned abowt helpin' Meowmie praktise her seein'.
She's not tu gud. Can't tell Maui wuz RITE THARE in frunt uv hur wen
she were walkin' on stairs wif armsfuls of bokses.

I mean, sheesh, we kin see, heer, and smell hur all offer da plase,
WHUT is hur problem?

We'ze awlso discovvered we kin sits hafway up an' luk thru de railings,
and wen we are thare, it is eyeball-tu-eyeball hite wif meowmie. Dat's
funny. Maui likes dat bedder than haffing tu luk up at hur.

Blue, stair training manager

We thinks it was da "change" of da clock when da piece came off in
Fred's hand. It's been in da family fur three generations an Fred
could hear all his ancestors blaming hisownself an not to mention
the several thousands of dollars in diminished value. We lernt
some new wurds that day at a furry high volume!

On $DATE , Stormmee wrote:

hoomanz sometimez getted upsetted when der iz chang alzo, Trudi
Fred Williams wrote in message
...
On $DATE , FurrsomeThreesome wrote:

O-my-paws-n-gudness, WHUT IN BASTS SWEET WORLD HAPPINNED?????

Furst we gots locked up - with Sprout! in da same rume, how
awrful!!!

Then there were strange men-people all owtside ower rume.

Then it wuz dark. Effurrywun wented away...

Then meowma came bak, and wen we got owt of ower rume -
EFFURTHING WAS
ALL GONE!!! All ower stuff. All ower furnishure. Onlee a
few bokses and junk left lyin' arownd.

THEN we got stuffed in ower cages, put in a car, and driven
away to
sumplace new. We got owt. It wus a MESS, but sum of ower
stuff wus there, an' lots MORE bokses.

And this is the weirdest thing... STAIRS. There are stairs
heer, and
strange things happin on stairs. We sat an' yelled at them
fur a while
- well, Maui and me did, Sprout! climbed them. We thot that
wud be bad, becus stairs are like shelfs and we's not allowed
to climb shelfs, but effen Meowmie clims stairs, so I guess
it's diffrunt.

So we climbed. Then we freaked, cuz we wuz up high over
meowmie's
hed!!!! Then we went down, but Meomie sumhow got up high, and
we freaked, cuz we saw hur up on de balcony but didn't no how
tu get up!!!
Den we went tu de stairs agin, and FREAKED, cus we were up on
de
balcony wif no way down...

Dis place is complicated. If yew go to the stairs effurtying
is
weeird. I'ze still not shure I likes dem.

We found a bed tho, an sum toys, and we know where is the
sleepin' humins, an' sum food an' litter, so I *think* it'll
be OK to stay heer.
We hav to get them to gid reid of those stair things, though.

Blue, loft manager.

We think we'z got sumthin like that comin up. We've had
stairs
forever now, but Fred's talkin about a compartment wif no stairs
and small than we have now fur about a year and a half. It's
scary when hoomans start changin efurry thing. We don't know
what's goin to happen tu usses.
Today Fred screamed and yelled and we ran down tu da
basement, but
it wasn't about usses at all. Sum clock got broken and it wuz
made in a place called France in about 1820 and Fred says it
wasn't a good day, but we'z all goin tu a place called Ottawa
and then later to a new hous in about a year and a half if all
goes
well. We'll be part uv an "ecovillage" at that time. But we've
gottid the bokses all offer the hous and basement. Fred's got
the place in a big mess an he keep going out and comin back and
spendin time onna fone instead uv comfortin usses who could use
some play time like we usually haf.

--
Regards,
Fred.
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--
Regards,
Fred.
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so you iz getting usta dem? Trudi
FurrsomeThreesome wrote in message
oups.com...
Oh, we'ze alreddy lerned abowt helpin' Meowmie praktise her seein'.
She's not tu gud. Can't tell Maui wuz RITE THARE in frunt uv hur wen
she were walkin' on stairs wif armsfuls of bokses.

I mean, sheesh, we kin see, heer, and smell hur all offer da plase,
WHUT is hur problem?

We'ze awlso discovvered we kin sits hafway up an' luk thru de railings,
and wen we are thare, it is eyeball-tu-eyeball hite wif meowmie. Dat's
funny. Maui likes dat bedder than haffing tu luk up at hur.

Blue, stair training manager

We unnerstandz, be nize to yourown hooman, he mite needz xtra purrz, Trudi
Fred Williams wrote in message
...
We thinks it was da "change" of da clock when da piece came off in
Fred's hand. It's been in da family fur three generations an Fred
could hear all his ancestors blaming hisownself an not to mention
the several thousands of dollars in diminished value. We lernt
some new wurds that day at a furry high volume!

On $DATE , Stormmee wrote:

hoomanz sometimez getted upsetted when der iz chang alzo, Trudi
Fred Williams wrote in message
...
On $DATE , FurrsomeThreesome wrote:

O-my-paws-n-gudness, WHUT IN BASTS SWEET WORLD HAPPINNED?????

Furst we gots locked up - with Sprout! in da same rume, how
awrful!!!

Then there were strange men-people all owtside ower rume.

Then it wuz dark. Effurrywun wented away...

Then meowma came bak, and wen we got owt of ower rume -
EFFURTHING WAS
ALL GONE!!! All ower stuff. All ower furnishure. Onlee a
few bokses and junk left lyin' arownd.

THEN we got stuffed in ower cages, put in a car, and driven
away to
sumplace new. We got owt. It wus a MESS, but sum of ower
stuff wus there, an' lots MORE bokses.

And this is the weirdest thing... STAIRS. There are stairs
heer, and
strange things happin on stairs. We sat an' yelled at them
fur a while
- well, Maui and me did, Sprout! climbed them. We thot that
wud be bad, becus stairs are like shelfs and we's not allowed
to climb shelfs, but effen Meowmie clims stairs, so I guess
it's diffrunt.

So we climbed. Then we freaked, cuz we wuz up high over
meowmie's
hed!!!! Then we went down, but Meomie sumhow got up high, and
we freaked, cuz we saw hur up on de balcony but didn't no how
tu get up!!!
Den we went tu de stairs agin, and FREAKED, cus we were up on
de
balcony wif no way down...

Dis place is complicated. If yew go to the stairs effurtying
is
weeird. I'ze still not shure I likes dem.

We found a bed tho, an sum toys, and we know where is the
sleepin' humins, an' sum food an' litter, so I *think* it'll
be OK to stay heer.
We hav to get them to gid reid of those stair things, though.

Blue, loft manager.

We think we'z got sumthin like that comin up. We've had
stairs
forever now, but Fred's talkin about a compartment wif no stairs
and small than we have now fur about a year and a half. It's
scary when hoomans start changin efurry thing. We don't know
what's goin to happen tu usses.
Today Fred screamed and yelled and we ran down tu da
basement, but
it wasn't about usses at all. Sum clock got broken and it wuz
made in a place called France in about 1820 and Fred says it
wasn't a good day, but we'z all goin tu a place called Ottawa
and then later to a new hous in about a year and a half if all
goes
well. We'll be part uv an "ecovillage" at that time. But we've
gottid the bokses all offer the hous and basement. Fred's got
the place in a big mess an he keep going out and comin back and
spendin time onna fone instead uv comfortin usses who could use
some play time like we usually haf.

--
Regards,
Fred.
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--
Regards,
Fred.
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Right. We'z on it. We'z also gettin his up urly effurry mornin
just so hw duzn't feel that we duzn't care. When yu starts to
pamper yor hooman, they know sumthin's rong.

On $DATE , Stormmee wrote:

We unnerstandz, be nize to yourown hooman, he mite needz xtra
purrz, Trudi
Fred Williams wrote
in message ...
We thinks it was da "change" of da clock when da piece
came off in
Fred's hand. It's been in da family fur three generations an
Fred could hear all his ancestors blaming hisownself an not to
mention
the several thousands of dollars in diminished value. We lernt
some new wurds that day at a furry high volume!

On $DATE , Stormmee wrote:

hoomanz sometimez getted upsetted when der iz chang alzo,
Trudi Fred Williams wrote in
message ...
On $DATE , FurrsomeThreesome wrote:

O-my-paws-n-gudness, WHUT IN BASTS SWEET WORLD
HAPPINNED?????

Furst we gots locked up - with Sprout! in da same rume, how
awrful!!!

Then there were strange men-people all owtside ower rume.

Then it wuz dark. Effurrywun wented away...

Then meowma came bak, and wen we got owt of ower rume -
EFFURTHING WAS
ALL GONE!!! All ower stuff. All ower furnishure. Onlee a
few bokses and junk left lyin' arownd.

THEN we got stuffed in ower cages, put in a car, and driven
away to
sumplace new. We got owt. It wus a MESS, but sum of ower
stuff wus there, an' lots MORE bokses.

And this is the weirdest thing... STAIRS. There are stairs
heer, and
strange things happin on stairs. We sat an' yelled at them
fur a while
- well, Maui and me did, Sprout! climbed them. We thot
that wud be bad, becus stairs are like shelfs and we's not
allowed to climb shelfs, but effen Meowmie clims stairs, so
I guess it's diffrunt.

So we climbed. Then we freaked, cuz we wuz up high over
meowmie's
hed!!!! Then we went down, but Meomie sumhow got up high,
and we freaked, cuz we saw hur up on de balcony but didn't
no how tu get up!!!
Den we went tu de stairs agin, and FREAKED, cus we were up
on de
balcony wif no way down...

Dis place is complicated. If yew go to the stairs
effurtying is
weeird. I'ze still not shure I likes dem.

We found a bed tho, an sum toys, and we know where is the
sleepin' humins, an' sum food an' litter, so I *think*
it'll be OK to stay heer.
We hav to get them to gid reid of those stair things,
though.

Blue, loft manager.

We think we'z got sumthin like that comin up. We've
had stairs
forever now, but Fred's talkin about a compartment wif no
stairs
and small than we have now fur about a year and a half. It's
scary when hoomans start changin efurry thing. We don't know
what's goin to happen tu usses.
Today Fred screamed and yelled and we ran down tu da
basement, but
it wasn't about usses at all. Sum clock got broken and it
wuz made in a place called France in about 1820 and Fred says
it wasn't a good day, but we'z all goin tu a place called
Ottawa and then later to a new hous in about a year and a
half if all goes
well. We'll be part uv an "ecovillage" at that time. But
we've
gottid the bokses all offer the hous and basement. Fred's
got the place in a big mess an he keep going out and comin
back and spendin time onna fone instead uv comfortin usses
who could use some play time like we usually haf.

--
Regards,
Fred.
(Please remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by
email)

--
Regards,
Fred.
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--
Regards,
Fred.
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