Ambushed!

Yesfurday, Debby went to go earn extra Toonas for half a day.
Then she came back, and went out to the storage room. She
brought in a carrier, which smelled like my cousin, Miss Tina
Marie. I don't like Miss Tina Marie! I ranranran into Debby's
bedroom. She followed me in with the carrier, and chased me
around her room. She caughted me a couple of times and tried to
stuff me in the carrier. I would have none of that! So, I ran
under the PawPaw's bed.

Debby called Auntie Becky's friend, Auntie Tovah, to get me out
from under the bed. Before I knew it, Auntie Tovah had caught me
and locked me in the carrier! Then Debby put me in the metal
monster. She drove us around the corner to TED's, over my
objections! TED's assistant took us into a room, and then took
minselves away from Debby. I was too afraid to protest having
that glass rod thingey shoved up my butt. Then they trimmed my
claws furry short. They broughted me back in the room with
Debby, where I promptly inspected her fingers to make sure she
was really her. TED came in and gave me three shotses: rabies,
distemper combo, and feline leukemia. Again, I was so scared
that I didn't fight back. TED said I was fat, and needed my
teefs cleaned, even though I eat only kibble! The nerve!

TED's assistant and Debby put me back in the carrier. We stopped
for a moment while Debby paid TED's receptionist. I don't know
why. TED was the one who violated me! Then we got back in the
metalmonster and went home. Debby let me out of the carrier, and
I raced past Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane and Miss Tina Marie, to my
room. I made a nest in a pile of laundry and decided I would
stay there for a day or so, to show I was so mad at Debby for
ambushing me that I would not smurgle with herownselves.

Respectfully meowed,
Lilith Kitten Mahoney-Gordon, Age 8
Chief Torbie In Residence & Technical Kitty

Dis is so horribul I doant see how mew can effun write abowt it. What
did anti Debby haf to say fur herself?

Lucy



ChildFree23 wrote:
Yesfurday, Debby went to go earn extra Toonas for half a day. Then she
came back, and went out to the storage room. She brought in a carrier,
which smelled like my cousin, Miss Tina Marie. I don't like Miss Tina
Marie! I ranranran into Debby's bedroom. She followed me in with the
carrier, and chased me around her room. She caughted me a couple of
times and tried to stuff me in the carrier. I would have none of that!
So, I ran under the PawPaw's bed.

Debby called Auntie Becky's friend, Auntie Tovah, to get me out from
under the bed. Before I knew it, Auntie Tovah had caught me and locked
me in the carrier! Then Debby put me in the metal monster. She drove
us around the corner to TED's, over my objections! TED's assistant took
us into a room, and then took minselves away from Debby. I was too
afraid to protest having that glass rod thingey shoved up my butt. Then
they trimmed my claws furry short. They broughted me back in the room
with Debby, where I promptly inspected her fingers to make sure she was
really her. TED came in and gave me three shotses: rabies, distemper
combo, and feline leukemia. Again, I was so scared that I didn't fight
back. TED said I was fat, and needed my teefs cleaned, even though I
eat only kibble! The nerve!

TED's assistant and Debby put me back in the carrier. We stopped for a
moment while Debby paid TED's receptionist. I don't know why. TED was
the one who violated me! Then we got back in the metalmonster and went
home. Debby let me out of the carrier, and I raced past Sheriff Rosco
P. Catrane and Miss Tina Marie, to my room. I made a nest in a pile of
laundry and decided I would stay there for a day or so, to show I was so
mad at Debby for ambushing me that I would not smurgle with herownselves.

Respectfully meowed,
Lilith Kitten Mahoney-Gordon, Age 8
Chief Torbie In Residence & Technical Kitty

Oh, Lilith, datz horrybul! Do kalm yurownself down. Kan I git yoo
enneefing, maybe a nice cup uv nip tee?

Rebecca, appalled

Heow dere she!
Kan yu fynd ur roll ov softsoft paypurr towelz tu shred?
Oh! Howwah bowt da pyle ov lawndree??
HTH
Pitô.ônya

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
...
Yesfurday, Debby went to go earn extra Toonas for half a day. Then she
came back, and went out to the storage room. She brought in a
carrier, which smelled like my cousin, Miss Tina Marie. I don't like
Miss Tina Marie! I ranranran into Debby's bedroom. She followed me
in with the carrier, and chased me around her room. She caughted me a
couple of times and tried to stuff me in the carrier. I would have
none of that! So, I ran under the PawPaw's bed.

Debby called Auntie Becky's friend, Auntie Tovah, to get me out from
under the bed. Before I knew it, Auntie Tovah had caught me and
locked me in the carrier! Then Debby put me in the metal monster.
She drove us around the corner to TED's, over my objections! TED's
assistant took us into a room, and then took minselves away from
Debby. I was too afraid to protest having that glass rod thingey
shoved up my butt. Then they trimmed my claws furry short. They
broughted me back in the room with Debby, where I promptly inspected
her fingers to make sure she was really her. TED came in and gave me
three shotses: rabies, distemper combo, and feline leukemia. Again,
I was so scared that I didn't fight back. TED said I was fat, and
needed my teefs cleaned, even though I eat only kibble! The nerve!

TED's assistant and Debby put me back in the carrier. We stopped for
a moment while Debby paid TED's receptionist. I don't know why. TED
was the one who violated me! Then we got back in the metalmonster and
went home. Debby let me out of the carrier, and I raced past Sheriff
Rosco P. Catrane and Miss Tina Marie, to my room. I made a nest in a
pile of laundry and decided I would stay there for a day or so, to
show I was so mad at Debby for ambushing me that I would not smurgle
with herownselves.

Respectfully meowed,
Lilith Kitten Mahoney-Gordon, Age 8
Chief Torbie In Residence & Technical Kitty

On Sun, 19 Apr 2009 19:56:47 -0400, ChildFree23's nimble, little paws
typed:

I was so mad at Debby for
ambushing me that I would not smurgle with herownselves.

I duzzent blames you one bit! How cud she let dat TED do such ROOD
fings to a liddle puddi-cat!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"Whereof one can not speak, thereof one must be silent"
Ludwig Wittgenstein,1889-1951

4/19/2009 11:41:21 PM

Willow is livid after reading this. I wud jus pee on dat laundrie u iz
layink on and den go get in herown bed and take up all da middle space dat
hoomanz seemz ta want da most.
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Heow dere she!
Kan yu fynd ur roll ov softsoft paypurr towelz tu shred?
Oh! Howwah bowt da pyle ov lawndree??
HTH
Pitô.ônya

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
...
Yesfurday, Debby went to go earn extra Toonas for half a day. Then she
came back, and went out to the storage room. She brought in a carrier,
which smelled like my cousin, Miss Tina Marie. I don't like Miss Tina
Marie! I ranranran into Debby's bedroom. She followed me in with the
carrier, and chased me around her room. She caughted me a couple of
times and tried to stuff me in the carrier. I would have none of that!
So, I ran under the PawPaw's bed.

Debby called Auntie Becky's friend, Auntie Tovah, to get me out from
under the bed. Before I knew it, Auntie Tovah had caught me and locked
me in the carrier! Then Debby put me in the metal monster. She drove us
around the corner to TED's, over my objections! TED's assistant took us
into a room, and then took minselves away from Debby. I was too afraid
to protest having that glass rod thingey shoved up my butt. Then they
trimmed my claws furry short. They broughted me back in the room with
Debby, where I promptly inspected her fingers to make sure she was really
her. TED came in and gave me three shotses: rabies, distemper combo,
and feline leukemia. Again, I was so scared that I didn't fight back.
TED said I was fat, and needed my teefs cleaned, even though I eat only
kibble! The nerve!

TED's assistant and Debby put me back in the carrier. We stopped for a
moment while Debby paid TED's receptionist. I don't know why. TED was
the one who violated me! Then we got back in the metalmonster and went
home. Debby let me out of the carrier, and I raced past Sheriff Rosco P.
Catrane and Miss Tina Marie, to my room. I made a nest in a pile of
laundry and decided I would stay there for a day or so, to show I was so
mad at Debby for ambushing me that I would not smurgle with herownselves.

Respectfully meowed,
Lilith Kitten Mahoney-Gordon, Age 8
Chief Torbie In Residence & Technical Kitty

da ted iz tramatizin, we feelz yourown pain, owrz onli konsolashun iz dat
soft anna furri takez allauses at onze, so we sees da pain when furri payz
da bill, anna ted anna 2 assistanze hasta hep kuz we iz so mani, Trudi, NOT
a TED fan
"ChildFree23" wrote in message
...
Yesfurday, Debby went to go earn extra Toonas for half a day. Then she
came back, and went out to the storage room. She brought in a carrier,
which smelled like my cousin, Miss Tina Marie. I don't like Miss Tina
Marie! I ranranran into Debby's bedroom. She followed me in with the
carrier, and chased me around her room. She caughted me a couple of times
and tried to stuff me in the carrier. I would have none of that! So, I
ran under the PawPaw's bed.

Debby called Auntie Becky's friend, Auntie Tovah, to get me out from under
the bed. Before I knew it, Auntie Tovah had caught me and locked me in
the carrier! Then Debby put me in the metal monster. She drove us around
the corner to TED's, over my objections! TED's assistant took us into a
room, and then took minselves away from Debby. I was too afraid to
protest having that glass rod thingey shoved up my butt. Then they
trimmed my claws furry short. They broughted me back in the room with
Debby, where I promptly inspected her fingers to make sure she was really
her. TED came in and gave me three shotses: rabies, distemper combo, and
feline leukemia. Again, I was so scared that I didn't fight back. TED
said I was fat, and needed my teefs cleaned, even though I eat only
kibble! The nerve!

TED's assistant and Debby put me back in the carrier. We stopped for a
moment while Debby paid TED's receptionist. I don't know why. TED was
the one who violated me! Then we got back in the metalmonster and went
home. Debby let me out of the carrier, and I raced past Sheriff Rosco P.
Catrane and Miss Tina Marie, to my room. I made a nest in a pile of
laundry and decided I would stay there for a day or so, to show I was so
mad at Debby for ambushing me that I would not smurgle with herownselves.

Respectfully meowed,
Lilith Kitten Mahoney-Gordon, Age 8
Chief Torbie In Residence & Technical Kitty

She says it was fur mineown good. She doesn't want me to get
sick. She's saving her toonas to take me in and have mine teefs
cleaned. Now what am I gonna do?

Lilith

Dis is so horribul I doant see how mew can effun write abowt
it. What did anti Debby haf to say fur herself?

Lucy



ChildFree23 wrote:
Yesfurday, Debby went to go earn extra Toonas for half a day.
Then she came back, and went out to the storage room. She
brought in a carrier, which smelled like my cousin, Miss Tina
Marie. I don't like Miss Tina Marie! I ranranran into
Debby's bedroom. She followed me in with the carrier, and
chased me around her room. She caughted me a couple of times
and tried to stuff me in the carrier. I would have none of
that! So, I ran under the PawPaw's bed.

Debby called Auntie Becky's friend, Auntie Tovah, to get me
out from under the bed. Before I knew it, Auntie Tovah had
caught me and locked me in the carrier! Then Debby put me in
the metal monster. She drove us around the corner to TED's,
over my objections! TED's assistant took us into a room, and
then took minselves away from Debby. I was too afraid to
protest having that glass rod thingey shoved up my butt. Then
they trimmed my claws furry short. They broughted me back in
the room with Debby, where I promptly inspected her fingers to
make sure she was really her. TED came in and gave me three
shotses: rabies, distemper combo, and feline leukemia.
Again, I was so scared that I didn't fight back. TED said I
was fat, and needed my teefs cleaned, even though I eat only
kibble! The nerve!

TED's assistant and Debby put me back in the carrier. We
stopped for a moment while Debby paid TED's receptionist. I
don't know why. TED was the one who violated me! Then we got
back in the metalmonster and went home. Debby let me out of
the carrier, and I raced past Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane and
Miss Tina Marie, to my room. I made a nest in a pile of
laundry and decided I would stay there for a day or so, to
show I was so mad at Debby for ambushing me that I would not
smurgle with herownselves.

Respectfully meowed,
Lilith Kitten Mahoney-Gordon, Age 8
Chief Torbie In Residence & Technical Kitty

Oh, Lilith, datz horrybul! Do kalm yurownself down. Kan I git
yoo enneefing, maybe a nice cup uv nip tee?

Rebecca, appalled


Fangu, Rebecca. Make that a Long Island Nip Tea, please.

Lilith

I can't shred anything yet. TED trimmed my claws really short!
But I refused to smurgle with Debby for two and a half days. She
knew I was mad at her. But I couldn't help jumping up on the bed
to smurgle with her when her back started hurting. I'm a nurse
cat. She needed taking care of.

Lilith

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Heow dere she!
Kan yu fynd ur roll ov softsoft paypurr towelz tu shred?
Oh! Howwah bowt da pyle ov lawndree??
HTH
Pitô.ônya

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
...
Yesfurday, Debby went to go earn extra Toonas for half a day.
Then she came back, and went out to the storage room. She
brought in a carrier, which smelled like my cousin, Miss Tina
Marie. I don't like Miss Tina Marie! I ranranran into
Debby's bedroom. She followed me in with the carrier, and
chased me around her room. She caughted me a couple of times
and tried to stuff me in the carrier. I would have none of
that! So, I ran under the PawPaw's bed.

Debby called Auntie Becky's friend, Auntie Tovah, to get me
out from under the bed. Before I knew it, Auntie Tovah had
caught me and locked me in the carrier! Then Debby put me in
the metal monster. She drove us around the corner to TED's,
over my objections! TED's assistant took us into a room, and
then took minselves away from Debby. I was too afraid to
protest having that glass rod thingey shoved up my butt. Then
they trimmed my claws furry short. They broughted me back in
the room with Debby, where I promptly inspected her fingers to
make sure she was really her. TED came in and gave me three
shotses: rabies, distemper combo, and feline leukemia.
Again, I was so scared that I didn't fight back. TED said I
was fat, and needed my teefs cleaned, even though I eat only
kibble! The nerve!

TED's assistant and Debby put me back in the carrier. We
stopped for a moment while Debby paid TED's receptionist. I
don't know why. TED was the one who violated me! Then we got
back in the metalmonster and went home. Debby let me out of
the carrier, and I raced past Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane and
Miss Tina Marie, to my room. I made a nest in a pile of
laundry and decided I would stay there for a day or so, to
show I was so mad at Debby for ambushing me that I would not
smurgle with herownselves.

Respectfully meowed,
Lilith Kitten Mahoney-Gordon, Age 8
Chief Torbie In Residence & Technical Kitty