Cats: 2, lowly slave: 0

I woke up a short bit ago finding that my feet had no place to go in the
bed. I wrangled and moved around trying to find a spot I could place them.
No go. The Stripey Thing and Toby and joined forces. About a foot from the
end of the bed the two were laying lengthwise at a diagonal, stretched out
in all their glories from one side of the bed to the other. The effect was
that there was no space on the bed below my hips.

Guess who is in there sleeping peacefully while I am in here drinking
chamomile tea plotting to kick cats out of the room for the night.
Bwahahahaha.

Bridget - sleep deprived

On Dec 2, 2:45*am, "Bridget" wrote:
I woke up a short bit ago finding that my feet had no place to go in the
bed. *I wrangled and moved around trying to find a spot I could place them.
No go. The Stripey Thing and Toby and joined forces. About a foot from the
end of the bed the two were laying lengthwise at a diagonal, stretched out
in all their glories from one side of the bed to the other. The effect was
that there was no space on the bed below my hips.

Guess who is in there sleeping peacefully while I am in here drinking
chamomile tea plotting to kick cats out of the room for the night.
Bwahahahaha.

sigh Yet again, a would-be Evul Emperor gets it wrong. It's MWAHAHA,
not BWAect. To be an Evul Overlord requires getting it right.

(and keeping your hoofies out of our space - the cats, mwahahahaha)

--
Will in New Haven