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  #1  
Old July 2nd 11, 10:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Default Alternit fud sorcez

It haz kame to myown atenshun dat frigelaterz, kabnitz, an fud bolez iz not
da onliest placez whare kitteez kan find fudz. I wantz to tell yoo awl abowt
sum uther fud sorcez dat I haz diskubbered.

Da firstest place iz wun I had not katsidered until resintlee, when Meowmie
getted a noo dishwashin masheen. Da dor on dis noo wun kumz down much kloser
to da flor dan da old wun, an I haz bin abul to see in it much betterer. I
wuz catstonished at whut I seed: dishiz an spoonz an fingz wif fudz still on
dem! Sadlee, I haz not bin abul to git into da dishwashin masheen to chek da
kwalitee uv da fudz in dere, but I iz still werkin on dat.

Da nextest place iz wun dat haz drived myownself krazee at timez awl uv
myown life. I iz speekin uv da garbij kan. I juss knowz dat dere iz fudz in
dere, bekuz I kan smell dem. Sadlee, I haz nevver bin abul to git into da
garbij kan, kuz Meowmie keeps it in da kabnit unner da sink (I gess it mite
try to excape if it kud git owt), but I suspeck dat dis wud be a rich sorse
uv nurrishmint fur ussez.

Da lastest place wud be fur advansed kitteez onlee, doo to a sertin amownt
uv danjer gittin into it. I iz speeking uv da garbij dispozul. I haz seed
gud-sized peecez uv fudz go in dere, not to menshun likwidz like toona joos.
Da fudz dat goez in the garbij disposulz kud purrobly feed sefural kitteez
(at leest if dey kud sepurrate it frum da uther thingz in dere like tee
leevez an egg shellz an stuff), an it iz shameful to waste itself. Sadlee, I
haz not bin abul to git enneefing frum dis sorce, but I keepz tryin.

Deze iz myown thotz.

Sundance


  #2  
Old July 2nd 11, 12:25 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Default Alternit fud sorcez

Hihi Mr. Sundance, diz iz Lizzie anna I wantz ta warn u bout dat garbaje kan
fingie. Da stuffz in dere iznt paked too tite so you kan be standing on top
of it all den SUDDENLIE, you iz down in da kan. I onlee ways 4 pounz anna
itself swallowed me hole. When I tried to grab da side ta git mineself
oudda dere, diz black baggie fing kamed and tried to kofver mineown heads.
I yelled for da hooman anna herself kamed and gotted me out. Her skolded me
and said "what if I hadn't been home. Da porter fingie duzent wurk to git u
out ofv plazes like dat.

"Sundance" wrote in message ...

It haz kame to myown atenshun dat frigelaterz, kabnitz, an fud bolez iz not
da onliest placez whare kitteez kan find fudz. I wantz to tell yoo awl abowt
sum uther fud sorcez dat I haz diskubbered.

Da firstest place iz wun I had not katsidered until resintlee, when Meowmie
getted a noo dishwashin masheen. Da dor on dis noo wun kumz down much kloser
to da flor dan da old wun, an I haz bin abul to see in it much betterer. I
wuz catstonished at whut I seed: dishiz an spoonz an fingz wif fudz still on
dem! Sadlee, I haz not bin abul to git into da dishwashin masheen to chek da
kwalitee uv da fudz in dere, but I iz still werkin on dat.

Da nextest place iz wun dat haz drived myownself krazee at timez awl uv
myown life. I iz speekin uv da garbij kan. I juss knowz dat dere iz fudz in
dere, bekuz I kan smell dem. Sadlee, I haz nevver bin abul to git into da
garbij kan, kuz Meowmie keeps it in da kabnit unner da sink (I gess it mite
try to excape if it kud git owt), but I suspeck dat dis wud be a rich sorse
uv nurrishmint fur ussez.

Da lastest place wud be fur advansed kitteez onlee, doo to a sertin amownt
uv danjer gittin into it. I iz speeking uv da garbij dispozul. I haz seed
gud-sized peecez uv fudz go in dere, not to menshun likwidz like toona joos.
Da fudz dat goez in the garbij disposulz kud purrobly feed sefural kitteez
(at leest if dey kud sepurrate it frum da uther thingz in dere like tee
leevez an egg shellz an stuff), an it iz shameful to waste itself. Sadlee, I
haz not bin abul to git enneefing frum dis sorce, but I keepz tryin.

Deze iz myown thotz.

Sundance

  #3  
Old July 2nd 11, 12:37 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Default Alternit fud sorcez

Wow, fangu, Lizzie, dat iz furry gud to know! I will add dat infurmashun to
myown filez. We sertinlee duznt want ennee kitteez gittin stuk in da garbij.
We shud purrobly rekkamend nokkin da garbij over befur inspektin it.

Sundance

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Hihi Mr. Sundance, diz iz Lizzie anna I wantz ta warn u bout dat garbaje
kan fingie. Da stuffz in dere iznt paked too tite so you kan be standing
on top of it all den SUDDENLIE, you iz down in da kan. I onlee ways 4
pounz anna itself swallowed me hole. When I tried to grab da side ta git
mineself oudda dere, diz black baggie fing kamed and tried to kofver
mineown heads. I yelled for da hooman anna herself kamed and gotted me
out. Her skolded me and said "what if I hadn't been home. Da porter
fingie duzent wurk to git u out ofv plazes like dat.

"Sundance" wrote in message ...

It haz kame to myown atenshun dat frigelaterz, kabnitz, an fud bolez iz
not
da onliest placez whare kitteez kan find fudz. I wantz to tell yoo awl
abowt
sum uther fud sorcez dat I haz diskubbered.

Da firstest place iz wun I had not katsidered until resintlee, when
Meowmie
getted a noo dishwashin masheen. Da dor on dis noo wun kumz down much
kloser
to da flor dan da old wun, an I haz bin abul to see in it much betterer. I
wuz catstonished at whut I seed: dishiz an spoonz an fingz wif fudz still
on
dem! Sadlee, I haz not bin abul to git into da dishwashin masheen to chek
da
kwalitee uv da fudz in dere, but I iz still werkin on dat.

Da nextest place iz wun dat haz drived myownself krazee at timez awl uv
myown life. I iz speekin uv da garbij kan. I juss knowz dat dere iz fudz
in
dere, bekuz I kan smell dem. Sadlee, I haz nevver bin abul to git into da
garbij kan, kuz Meowmie keeps it in da kabnit unner da sink (I gess it
mite
try to excape if it kud git owt), but I suspeck dat dis wud be a rich
sorse
uv nurrishmint fur ussez.

Da lastest place wud be fur advansed kitteez onlee, doo to a sertin amownt
uv danjer gittin into it. I iz speeking uv da garbij dispozul. I haz seed
gud-sized peecez uv fudz go in dere, not to menshun likwidz like toona
joos.
Da fudz dat goez in the garbij disposulz kud purrobly feed sefural kitteez
(at leest if dey kud sepurrate it frum da uther thingz in dere like tee
leevez an egg shellz an stuff), an it iz shameful to waste itself. Sadlee,
I
haz not bin abul to git enneefing frum dis sorce, but I keepz tryin.

Deze iz myown thotz.

Sundance



  #4  
Old July 2nd 11, 01:37 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Alternit fud sorcez

beree astuts, diz here dispozal thing gets fudz purtee regulur, but it sure
iz lowd@@@ chester takin notesz beclawz himsef iz still starfin
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
It haz kame to myown atenshun dat frigelaterz, kabnitz, an fud bolez iz
not da onliest placez whare kitteez kan find fudz. I wantz to tell yoo awl
abowt sum uther fud sorcez dat I haz diskubbered.

Da firstest place iz wun I had not katsidered until resintlee, when
Meowmie getted a noo dishwashin masheen. Da dor on dis noo wun kumz down
much kloser to da flor dan da old wun, an I haz bin abul to see in it much
betterer. I wuz catstonished at whut I seed: dishiz an spoonz an fingz wif
fudz still on dem! Sadlee, I haz not bin abul to git into da dishwashin
masheen to chek da kwalitee uv da fudz in dere, but I iz still werkin on
dat.

Da nextest place iz wun dat haz drived myownself krazee at timez awl uv
myown life. I iz speekin uv da garbij kan. I juss knowz dat dere iz fudz
in dere, bekuz I kan smell dem. Sadlee, I haz nevver bin abul to git into
da garbij kan, kuz Meowmie keeps it in da kabnit unner da sink (I gess it
mite try to excape if it kud git owt), but I suspeck dat dis wud be a rich
sorse uv nurrishmint fur ussez.

Da lastest place wud be fur advansed kitteez onlee, doo to a sertin amownt
uv danjer gittin into it. I iz speeking uv da garbij dispozul. I haz seed
gud-sized peecez uv fudz go in dere, not to menshun likwidz like toona
joos. Da fudz dat goez in the garbij disposulz kud purrobly feed sefural
kitteez (at leest if dey kud sepurrate it frum da uther thingz in dere
like tee leevez an egg shellz an stuff), an it iz shameful to waste
itself. Sadlee, I haz not bin abul to git enneefing frum dis sorce, but I
keepz tryin.

Deze iz myown thotz.

Sundance



  #5  
Old July 2nd 11, 01:39 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Alternit fud sorcez

mh smilez anna hi fifz hiz furnd, but lemme tella sumfin, it reallee upsetsa
hoominz ifin der iz oozee stuff anna ursef knockz it ofur, MH
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Wow, fangu, Lizzie, dat iz furry gud to know! I will add dat infurmashun
to myown filez. We sertinlee duznt want ennee kitteez gittin stuk in da
garbij. We shud purrobly rekkamend nokkin da garbij over befur inspektin
it.

Sundance

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Hihi Mr. Sundance, diz iz Lizzie anna I wantz ta warn u bout dat garbaje
kan fingie. Da stuffz in dere iznt paked too tite so you kan be standing
on top of it all den SUDDENLIE, you iz down in da kan. I onlee ways 4
pounz anna itself swallowed me hole. When I tried to grab da side ta git
mineself oudda dere, diz black baggie fing kamed and tried to kofver
mineown heads. I yelled for da hooman anna herself kamed and gotted me
out. Her skolded me and said "what if I hadn't been home. Da porter
fingie duzent wurk to git u out ofv plazes like dat.

"Sundance" wrote in message ...

It haz kame to myown atenshun dat frigelaterz, kabnitz, an fud bolez iz
not
da onliest placez whare kitteez kan find fudz. I wantz to tell yoo awl
abowt
sum uther fud sorcez dat I haz diskubbered.

Da firstest place iz wun I had not katsidered until resintlee, when
Meowmie
getted a noo dishwashin masheen. Da dor on dis noo wun kumz down much
kloser
to da flor dan da old wun, an I haz bin abul to see in it much betterer.
I
wuz catstonished at whut I seed: dishiz an spoonz an fingz wif fudz still
on
dem! Sadlee, I haz not bin abul to git into da dishwashin masheen to chek
da
kwalitee uv da fudz in dere, but I iz still werkin on dat.

Da nextest place iz wun dat haz drived myownself krazee at timez awl uv
myown life. I iz speekin uv da garbij kan. I juss knowz dat dere iz fudz
in
dere, bekuz I kan smell dem. Sadlee, I haz nevver bin abul to git into da
garbij kan, kuz Meowmie keeps it in da kabnit unner da sink (I gess it
mite
try to excape if it kud git owt), but I suspeck dat dis wud be a rich
sorse
uv nurrishmint fur ussez.

Da lastest place wud be fur advansed kitteez onlee, doo to a sertin
amownt
uv danjer gittin into it. I iz speeking uv da garbij dispozul. I haz
seed
gud-sized peecez uv fudz go in dere, not to menshun likwidz like toona
joos.
Da fudz dat goez in the garbij disposulz kud purrobly feed sefural
kitteez
(at leest if dey kud sepurrate it frum da uther thingz in dere like tee
leevez an egg shellz an stuff), an it iz shameful to waste itself.
Sadlee, I
haz not bin abul to git enneefing frum dis sorce, but I keepz tryin.

Deze iz myown thotz.

Sundance





  #6  
Old July 2nd 11, 01:48 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Posts: 2,125
Default Alternit fud sorcez

On Sat, 2 Jul 2011 02:50:46 -0700, "Sundance" wrote:

It haz kame to myown atenshun dat frigelaterz, kabnitz, an fud bolez iz not
da onliest placez whare kitteez kan find fudz. I wantz to tell yoo awl abowt
sum uther fud sorcez dat I haz diskubbered.

Da firstest place iz wun I had not katsidered until resintlee, when Meowmie
getted a noo dishwashin masheen. Da dor on dis noo wun kumz down much kloser
to da flor dan da old wun, an I haz bin abul to see in it much betterer. I
wuz catstonished at whut I seed: dishiz an spoonz an fingz wif fudz still on
dem! Sadlee, I haz not bin abul to git into da dishwashin masheen to chek da
kwalitee uv da fudz in dere, but I iz still werkin on dat.

Da nextest place iz wun dat haz drived myownself krazee at timez awl uv
myown life. I iz speekin uv da garbij kan. I juss knowz dat dere iz fudz in
dere, bekuz I kan smell dem. Sadlee, I haz nevver bin abul to git into da
garbij kan, kuz Meowmie keeps it in da kabnit unner da sink (I gess it mite
try to excape if it kud git owt), but I suspeck dat dis wud be a rich sorse
uv nurrishmint fur ussez.

Da lastest place wud be fur advansed kitteez onlee, doo to a sertin amownt
uv danjer gittin into it. I iz speeking uv da garbij dispozul. I haz seed
gud-sized peecez uv fudz go in dere, not to menshun likwidz like toona joos.
Da fudz dat goez in the garbij disposulz kud purrobly feed sefural kitteez
(at leest if dey kud sepurrate it frum da uther thingz in dere like tee
leevez an egg shellz an stuff), an it iz shameful to waste itself. Sadlee, I
haz not bin abul to git enneefing frum dis sorce, but I keepz tryin.

Deze iz myown thotz.

Sundance


concatulations! The wurld of fudz ressearch needs more kitties like
yew!
Beauty, proud
  #7  
Old July 2nd 11, 03:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Posts: 1,093
Default Alternit fud sorcez

Dis iz a furry furry ezcelent studi an yu r to be kommended fur all da
hard wurk yu put into it. It will impruv da life of kittiez furrefur.

Booker, impressed

On 7/2/2011 2:50 AM, Sundance wrote:
It haz kame to myown atenshun dat frigelaterz, kabnitz, an fud bolez iz not
da onliest placez whare kitteez kan find fudz. I wantz to tell yoo awl abowt
sum uther fud sorcez dat I haz diskubbered.

Da firstest place iz wun I had not katsidered until resintlee, when Meowmie
getted a noo dishwashin masheen. Da dor on dis noo wun kumz down much kloser
to da flor dan da old wun, an I haz bin abul to see in it much betterer. I
wuz catstonished at whut I seed: dishiz an spoonz an fingz wif fudz still on
dem! Sadlee, I haz not bin abul to git into da dishwashin masheen to chek da
kwalitee uv da fudz in dere, but I iz still werkin on dat.

Da nextest place iz wun dat haz drived myownself krazee at timez awl uv
myown life. I iz speekin uv da garbij kan. I juss knowz dat dere iz fudz in
dere, bekuz I kan smell dem. Sadlee, I haz nevver bin abul to git into da
garbij kan, kuz Meowmie keeps it in da kabnit unner da sink (I gess it mite
try to excape if it kud git owt), but I suspeck dat dis wud be a rich sorse
uv nurrishmint fur ussez.

Da lastest place wud be fur advansed kitteez onlee, doo to a sertin amownt
uv danjer gittin into it. I iz speeking uv da garbij dispozul. I haz seed
gud-sized peecez uv fudz go in dere, not to menshun likwidz like toona joos.
Da fudz dat goez in the garbij disposulz kud purrobly feed sefural kitteez
(at leest if dey kud sepurrate it frum da uther thingz in dere like tee
leevez an egg shellz an stuff), an it iz shameful to waste itself. Sadlee, I
haz not bin abul to git enneefing frum dis sorce, but I keepz tryin.

Deze iz myown thotz.

Sundance


  #8  
Old July 2nd 11, 05:38 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Two Sisters
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Default Alternit fud sorcez

On Sat, 2 Jul 2011 04:37:53 -0700, Sundance wrote:

Wow, fangu, Lizzie, dat iz furry gud to know! I will add dat infurmashun to
myown filez. We sertinlee duznt want ennee kitteez gittin stuk in da garbij.
We shud purrobly rekkamend nokkin da garbij over befur inspektin it.

Sundance


Cybèle: Yoo is a berry, berry ingeenyous kitty, Sundance! And, it
seems berry hungry!

Oriane: Does yur human starff you - dis sowndz illegal in Catamerika!

Cybèle: And not to shock yourownself - owr human free-feeds us. Dere
iz alwaz fuds owt!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.”
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/2/2011 12:36:23 PM
  #9  
Old July 2nd 11, 06:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
MLB[_3_]
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Posts: 24
Default Alternit fud sorcez

On 07/02/2011 03:50 AM, Sundance wrote:
It haz kame to myown atenshun dat frigelaterz, kabnitz, an fud bolez iz not
da onliest placez whare kitteez kan find fudz. I wantz to tell yoo awl abowt
sum uther fud sorcez dat I haz diskubbered.

Da firstest place iz wun I had not katsidered until resintlee, when Meowmie
getted a noo dishwashin masheen. Da dor on dis noo wun kumz down much kloser
to da flor dan da old wun, an I haz bin abul to see in it much betterer. I
wuz catstonished at whut I seed: dishiz an spoonz an fingz wif fudz still on
dem! Sadlee, I haz not bin abul to git into da dishwashin masheen to chek da
kwalitee uv da fudz in dere, but I iz still werkin on dat.

Da nextest place iz wun dat haz drived myownself krazee at timez awl uv
myown life. I iz speekin uv da garbij kan. I juss knowz dat dere iz fudz in
dere, bekuz I kan smell dem. Sadlee, I haz nevver bin abul to git into da
garbij kan, kuz Meowmie keeps it in da kabnit unner da sink (I gess it mite
try to excape if it kud git owt), but I suspeck dat dis wud be a rich sorse
uv nurrishmint fur ussez.

Da lastest place wud be fur advansed kitteez onlee, doo to a sertin amownt
uv danjer gittin into it. I iz speeking uv da garbij dispozul. I haz seed
gud-sized peecez uv fudz go in dere, not to menshun likwidz like toona joos.
Da fudz dat goez in the garbij disposulz kud purrobly feed sefural kitteez
(at leest if dey kud sepurrate it frum da uther thingz in dere like tee
leevez an egg shellz an stuff), an it iz shameful to waste itself. Sadlee, I
haz not bin abul to git enneefing frum dis sorce, but I keepz tryin.

Deze iz myown thotz.

Sundance


Yus fonkin bad fots. Dos yu no wot MYOB mens? Stik wif da gud fud yur
meomie givs yu an yu wil bee helfier an safr. TuTu (da wys won). TuTu
  #10  
Old July 2nd 11, 07:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Alternit fud sorcez


Watsh-owt bowt sum garbidje kanz. Meowmee bowt uh nuu wun,
an diz wun opinz e-z iffin yu juzt totsh da fut thingee, buttid WATSH
OWT!
It klozez itz mowff in...reel fazt!
Iffin yu wuz innit wen it klozez itz lid, yu wud reeeleee be gobbelt op.
I wudn't want dat tu hapn tu yu, Sunnydanze, so I wyll port offur
summoor fudz.
--
Pit.nya

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
It haz kame to myown atenshun dat frigelaterz, kabnitz, an fud bolez
iz not da onliest placez whare kitteez kan find fudz. I wantz to tell
yoo awl abowt sum uther fud sorcez dat I haz diskubbered.

Da firstest place iz wun I had not katsidered until resintlee, when
Meowmie getted a noo dishwashin masheen. Da dor on dis noo wun kumz
down much kloser to da flor dan da old wun, an I haz bin abul to see
in it much betterer. I wuz catstonished at whut I seed: dishiz an
spoonz an fingz wif fudz still on dem! Sadlee, I haz not bin abul to
git into da dishwashin masheen to chek da kwalitee uv da fudz in dere,
but I iz still werkin on dat.

Da nextest place iz wun dat haz drived myownself krazee at timez awl
uv myown life. I iz speekin uv da garbij kan. I juss knowz dat dere iz
fudz in dere, bekuz I kan smell dem. Sadlee, I haz nevver bin abul to
git into da garbij kan, kuz Meowmie keeps it in da kabnit unner da
sink (I gess it mite try to excape if it kud git owt), but I suspeck
dat dis wud be a rich sorse uv nurrishmint fur ussez.

Da lastest place wud be fur advansed kitteez onlee, doo to a sertin
amownt uv danjer gittin into it. I iz speeking uv da garbij dispozul.
I haz seed gud-sized peecez uv fudz go in dere, not to menshun likwidz
like toona joos. Da fudz dat goez in the garbij disposulz kud purrobly
feed sefural kitteez (at leest if dey kud sepurrate it frum da uther
thingz in dere like tee leevez an egg shellz an stuff), an it iz
shameful to waste itself. Sadlee, I haz not bin abul to git enneefing
frum dis sorce, but I keepz tryin.

Deze iz myown thotz.

Sundance



 




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