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Seanette Blaylock wrote:
Arlene Knop had some very interesting things to say about JUNE PIKNIK STARTING RITE AWAY: My Mom has a growlmonster like that, too. Now she even has a funny object she can hang from her shoulder that spits steam all over! Felix, baffled by human notions of housekeeping Ize nefur herd of that!! Duz ;thuh steem cum out of her eerz? Cud yew cook hotdawgs in it? GM, also baffled The steam comes out of the end of a hose attached to the thing hanging from her shoulder [Dad uses it too, especially on my box or that stupid bird's cage]. I guess you could cook with it if you tried. Wot duz she do wif thuh steem after it cumz out? Duz it make pritty clowds? Ize seen steem cum out of thuh shower, but Meowmie duzn't do anyfing wif it. GM, amazed that sumbuddy wud ware a shoulder purse that makes steem She points the hose thing at something she wants to clean, makes steam, then wipes what she was cleaning. Felix, who wishes his Mom would at least not use cleaning things that hiss -- Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom Hmmm. Duzn't she hav to suck up thuh joose? Meowmie's skwirt thingy sucks up its own joose. GM, wundering if that steem thing wud make kleening hayrball spots too easy fur Meowmie |
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Adam wrote:
Poor Argotta! So much to keep trak of in that houze that yew hav furgot who lives ther and who yew are! Gretchen Marie, hedbutting Argeesa and offering sum pouncees I think I wud be a kitty except Ize not da uzual kitty size. Wut duz dat meen? argellA It meens that all thuh other kittees in thuh werld are thuh wrong size. My meowmie iz not da usual hoomin size eether but I won't let her loose her identitee. She iz my slave. Nuffing else matters. If yew want to rool thuh werld, nuffing else matters. GM, looking fur that pikchure meowmie likes |
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Adam wrote:
Does any kitty know Classical Gas by Mason Williams? Fatcat had Classical Gas. Did it stink? Capt. Midnight [snickering...] PhewDidItEver!!! L. Cleerly, yew 2 don't hav any appreeshyashun fur thuh finer moosik. That wuz probly L's bad breth fur talking so much. GM, defending her frend Archilla Louise gets carsik at both endz! Datz not furry ladylyke. argellA Hee hee. Duz she make funny soundz frum thuh other end? GM, who haz bin known to make sounds frum both ends too |
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"Arlene Knop" wrote in message ... Adam wrote: "Arlene Knop" wrote in message ... Duz that rooin thu sound? I bet it makes thuh stringz stikky. GM, thinkinging Samantha mite want to read this ridulus part of thuh thred so she knows wot iz cello and wot is jello Beverly Orel wrote: wen duh liddul hoomin kittens cum tu bisit, Meowmie puts wippd creem on top uv duh jello. yum... Samantha I du not lyke da idea uv putting wippt creem on a cello, it ruins da tayste uv da wippt creem. argellA I wunder if I put wipt kreem on Meowmie's rekorder floot if it wud skwirt out thuh holez when I bloo it. GM, digging in thuh moosik case Dat wud mayke sweet moosik, huh? |
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Arlene Knop had some very interesting things to
say about JUNE PIKNIK STARTING RITE AWAY: She points the hose thing at something she wants to clean, makes steam, then wipes what she was cleaning. Felix, who wishes his Mom would at least not use cleaning things that hiss Hmmm. Duzn't she hav to suck up thuh joose? Meowmie's skwirt thingy sucks up its own joose. She uses towels to wipe up what she sprays with that thing. She has two growlmonsters, too. A normal one and one that squirts the carpet, then sucks the stuff back up. GM, wundering if that steem thing wud make kleening hayrball spots too easy fur Meowmie It *does* make hairball cleanups MUCH too easy! Felix, speaking from experience -- Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom |
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Seanette Blaylock wrote:
Arlene Knop had some very interesting things to say about JUNE PIKNIK STARTING RITE AWAY: She points the hose thing at something she wants to clean, makes steam, then wipes what she was cleaning. Felix, who wishes his Mom would at least not use cleaning things that hiss Hmmm. Duzn't she hav to suck up thuh joose? Meowmie's skwirt thingy sucks up its own joose. She uses towels to wipe up what she sprays with that thing. She has two growlmonsters, too. A normal one and one that squirts the carpet, then sucks the stuff back up. GM, wundering if that steem thing wud make kleening hayrball spots too easy fur Meowmie It *does* make hairball cleanups MUCH too easy! Felix, speaking from experience -- Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom Maybe yew shud consider leeving one sumplace ware they don't look too often. My problem is that I make so much noyse hurking that Meowmie gets there rite away so I have to leev mine when she's not home. Have yew tried that? GM, who duzn't beleev in making things too eesy fur thuh hoomins |
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Sylvia M wrote:
"Arlene Knop" wrote in message ... Adam wrote: "Arlene Knop" wrote in message ... Duz that rooin thu sound? I bet it makes thuh stringz stikky. GM, thinkinging Samantha mite want to read this ridulus part of thuh thred so she knows wot iz cello and wot is jello Beverly Orel wrote: wen duh liddul hoomin kittens cum tu bisit, Meowmie puts wippd creem on top uv duh jello. yum... Samantha I du not lyke da idea uv putting wippt creem on a cello, it ruins da tayste uv da wippt creem. argellA I wunder if I put wipt kreem on Meowmie's rekorder floot if it wud skwirt out thuh holez when I bloo it. GM, digging in thuh moosik case Dat wud mayke sweet moosik, huh? Yup! Good observayshun! Mite also redekorate thuh wallz a liddle. GM, getting all 3 rekorder floots out of thuh case |
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Our house is easy as everything except the front doorway and furry's
litterbox room is carpeted, Miss Violette Arlene Knop wrote in message ... Yeah, but itz alsos easy to kleen up unless there iz a rug in there. I like to hurk on thuh karpet so Meowmie getz lotsa eggsersize bending ofur and kleening it and blotting it and kleening it and blotting it..... Gretchen Marie, who haz nefur left one on a plain floor Miss Violette wrote: the bathroom is a good place as your hooman will step in it before they wake up, good for you, Miss Violette wrote in message s.com... On Thu, 03 Jul 2003 12:46:13 GMT, "Miss Violette" wrote: I like that, Miss Violette, thinking the coat closet would hide one for a long time, snickers to self and takes a nap to consider further, Misss Violette Arlene Knop wrote in message ... Espeshuully if it takes awile to find it. I left meowmie a hayrball thuh other day and she hasn't found it yet. GM, wif a misterius grin Miss Violette wrote: pocket, hhhmmm that bears consideration, Miss Violette Arlene Knop wrote in message Ize just frew up my firstest hareball effur. Butted I dint no dat I wuz suppost to do it in a pokett. I just did it on da bafroom floor. Callisto |
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I guess I should have told you, furry was kind enough to supply a huge
watermonsterbed but if she is going to continue to get smaller then it will make more room, it is still kinda crowded with 5 cats and two hoomanz, Miss Violette Arlene Knop wrote in message ... I just take all thuh room I need on thuh bed. Meowmie is used to hanging ofur thuh edge or sleeping like a pretzle around me. GM, aka Bed Hog Miss Violette wrote: Everybody in our house is sewing challenged but I never thought of the horror of m's or S's that would really be a problem, except it would make more room in OUR bed, Miss Violette Arlene Knop wrote in message ... Hmpf. Numbers aren't a fun to snuggle wif as X's and L's. I hope she duzn't get anyfing wif M's or S's. They'ze not even werth kneeding wif yer paw. Cud yew sew together a 14 and 16? GM, hoping meowmie duzn't get any ideers Miss Violette wrote: we preferred that sweater but it is gone now, all she has now have real numbers like 14 and 16 and we have told her to quit taking out our stuff but she will not stop, Miss Violette Arlene Knop wrote in message ... Besides, fluffy klothes are better to snuggle on. They are bigger and make a bedder nest. She cud at leest leev sum at home fur yew to nap on. GM, who likes thuh 2X size Miss Violette wrote: Thank you, OEJ, somewhat consoled Arlene Knop wrote in message ... Te;; OEJ not to werry. Hoomin wimmen do this all thuh time. Trust me, thuh fluffy stuff will come back and whatefur she haz left will turn fluffy too. GM, looking at her meowmie who iz thuh purrfekt eggzampul of her theery Miss Violette wrote: That is the difference this time, she never threw stuff out of MY closet before. She always kept her clothes hanging up she just moved them around. Now she is actually having furry take them to the metal monster and they are going away, Miss Violette who is trying to console OEJ beclaws there aren't as many fluffy parts on soft to make happy paws Arlene Knop wrote in message ... Oh, yeah, I know that eggscuse too. They just wanna go buy more stuff and thuh kloset just gets all filled up again. Then when she gets anuther fluffy attak, we do it ofur and ofur and ofur. Gretchen Marie, who thinks thuh kloset shud be emptee just fur her Miss Violette wrote: It could be a virus, I thought she was doing it beclaws she was getting less fluffy but that could be part of the virus, Miss Violette, considering Arlene Knop wrote in message ... Seanette Blaylock wrote: "Miss Violette" had some very interesting things to say about JUNE PIKNIK STARTING RITE AWAY: Don't you just HATE when they do that, soft has been cleaning out the waterbed room and it is quite disgruntling to have MY stuff moved around, Miss Violette, not liking the emptiness of the closet My Mom's been rearranging lately, too, and I don't like it! Felix, who does NOT approve of changes -- Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom Gosh, maybe its sum awful virus thuh hoomin meowmies have. I think there's a coonspirasee to keep things away frum us so we can't bat them around. Gretchen Marie, who is not allowed in thuh kloset to investigayt thuh dark korners |
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