I'm moving out!!! (OT)

Cara and I have just got back from walking in Dartmoor for 4 days.
She's not speaking to me however.... Her words below...

Helen M

I had a great time in Dartmoor and got to flirt with loads of gorgeous
collie farm dogs where I was staying. I had a fab time. Except the
farm dogs had fleas. I have a serious, serious, flea allergy that can
be triggered by one flea bite and although mum dosed me with with
frontline before we went walking, it didn't work and I caught fleas
from the farm dogs. This morning because I was all itchy from my
allergy, I had to see Rob, my vet for a steroid shot. Except that I'd
been nibbling all night and made it sore so Rob decided to shave my
bum to help it heal more quickly. He and mum had a good laugh about
his sheep shearing skills. I'm NOT a sheep! Norty vet.

I am mortified and embarrassed. Mum took a photo and promised me I
don't have to go out without a coat for a few days, but I am seriously
thinking of moving out and moving to Wiccs. I'm also going to sue Rob
my vet for embarrassing me.

Cara (who's not speaking to mum)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/23965892@N07/2760111820/

On Aug 13, 8:33*am, wrote:
Cara and I have just got back from walking in Dartmoor for 4 days.
She's not speaking to me however.... Her words below...

Helen M

I had a great time in Dartmoor and got to flirt with loads of gorgeous
collie farm dogs where I was staying. I had a fab time. Except the
farm dogs had fleas. I have a serious, serious, flea allergy that can
be triggered by one flea bite and although mum dosed me with with
frontline before we went walking, it didn't work and I caught fleas
from the farm dogs. * This morning because I was all itchy from my
allergy, I had to see Rob, my vet for a steroid shot. Except that I'd
been nibbling all night and made it sore so Rob decided to shave my
bum to help it heal more quickly. He and mum had a good laugh about
his sheep shearing skills. I'm NOT a sheep! Norty vet.

I am mortified and embarrassed. * Mum took a photo and promised me I
don't have to go out without a coat for a few days, but I am seriously
thinking of moving out and moving to Wiccs. I'm also going to sue Rob
my vet for embarrassing me.

Cara (who's not speaking to mum)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/23965892@N07/2760111820/

Ooo, but you's so purdy. Mum likes to trim my fur too, and she calls
me her wittle sausage, cuz I'm a bit fluffy. I's not 'lergic to
fleez, but we don' have dem here, 'cept for a few spaces where mum
won' take me.

A trim like dat, I'd like, but is way hot here, and dat wud be much
cooler.

Shelby (as dictated to mummy).

Human here.... I think you are very lovely Cara. I was a bit
confused about who was moving out of Helen's house, and finally
realized that you are a barking mistress. Thank heaven, I thought mum
had upset a friend/roommate/partner, and they were leaving. You must
stay. You'll enjoy the new hair growing in, and you'll feel better
soon (at least I've got the crew purring and yipping for you to get
better and for your hair to grow back quickly).

Smokie Darling (Annie) - you are still a beautiful barking mistress
smile

But Cara, you have such a pretty look!
Don't worry, your hair will grow back quickly.
Besides, having a haircut will help with the
hot weather. You are beautiful, even Lily
thinks so.

Lily & her mama

"Smokie Darling (Annie)" wrote in message
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On Aug 13, 8:33 am, wrote:
Cara and I have just got back from walking in Dartmoor for 4 days.
She's not speaking to me however.... Her words below...

Helen M

I had a great time in Dartmoor and got to flirt with loads of gorgeous
collie farm dogs where I was staying. I had a fab time. Except the
farm dogs had fleas. I have a serious, serious, flea allergy that can
be triggered by one flea bite and although mum dosed me with with
frontline before we went walking, it didn't work and I caught fleas
from the farm dogs. This morning because I was all itchy from my
allergy, I had to see Rob, my vet for a steroid shot. Except that I'd
been nibbling all night and made it sore so Rob decided to shave my
bum to help it heal more quickly. He and mum had a good laugh about
his sheep shearing skills. I'm NOT a sheep! Norty vet.

I am mortified and embarrassed. Mum took a photo and promised me I
don't have to go out without a coat for a few days, but I am seriously
thinking of moving out and moving to Wiccs. I'm also going to sue Rob
my vet for embarrassing me.

Cara (who's not speaking to mum)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/23965892@N07/2760111820/

Ooo, but you's so purdy. Mum likes to trim my fur too, and she calls
me her wittle sausage, cuz I'm a bit fluffy. I's not 'lergic to
fleez, but we don' have dem here, 'cept for a few spaces where mum
won' take me.

A trim like dat, I'd like, but is way hot here, and dat wud be much
cooler.

Shelby (as dictated to mummy).

Human here.... I think you are very lovely Cara. I was a bit
confused about who was moving out of Helen's house, and finally
realized that you are a barking mistress. Thank heaven, I thought mum
had upset a friend/roommate/partner, and they were leaving. You must
stay. You'll enjoy the new hair growing in, and you'll feel better
soon (at least I've got the crew purring and yipping for you to get
better and for your hair to grow back quickly).

Smokie Darling (Annie) - you are still a beautiful barking mistress
smile

--
Irulan
from the stars we come
to the stars we return
from now until the end of time.

wrote in message
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Cara and I have just got back from walking in Dartmoor for 4 days.
She's not speaking to me however.... Her words below...

Helen M

I had a great time in Dartmoor and got to flirt with loads of gorgeous
collie farm dogs where I was staying. I had a fab time. Except the
farm dogs had fleas. I have a serious, serious, flea allergy that can
be triggered by one flea bite and although mum dosed me with with
frontline before we went walking, it didn't work and I caught fleas
from the farm dogs. This morning because I was all itchy from my
allergy, I had to see Rob, my vet for a steroid shot. Except that I'd
been nibbling all night and made it sore so Rob decided to shave my
bum to help it heal more quickly. He and mum had a good laugh about
his sheep shearing skills. I'm NOT a sheep! Norty vet.

I am mortified and embarrassed. Mum took a photo and promised me I
don't have to go out without a coat for a few days, but I am seriously
thinking of moving out and moving to Wiccs. I'm also going to sue Rob
my vet for embarrassing me.

Cara (who's not speaking to mum)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/23965892@N07/2760111820/


snort Oh, Cara chuckle I'm *SO* sorry tee hee for your embarrassment
chortle - what a horrid thing to do snicker to a sweet girl like you!
GUFFAW ;

Nose Kisses,

CatNipped

On Aug 13, 9:46*am, "CatNipped" wrote:
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Cara and I have just got back from walking in Dartmoor for 4 days.
She's not speaking to me however.... Her words below...

Helen M

I had a great time in Dartmoor and got to flirt with loads of gorgeous
collie farm dogs where I was staying. I had a fab time. Except the
farm dogs had fleas. I have a serious, serious, flea allergy that can
be triggered by one flea bite and although mum dosed me with with
frontline before we went walking, it didn't work and I caught fleas
from the farm dogs. * This morning because I was all itchy from my
allergy, I had to see Rob, my vet for a steroid shot. Except that I'd
been nibbling all night and made it sore so Rob decided to shave my
bum to help it heal more quickly. He and mum had a good laugh about
his sheep shearing skills. I'm NOT a sheep! Norty vet.

I am mortified and embarrassed. * Mum took a photo and promised me I
don't have to go out without a coat for a few days, but I am seriously
thinking of moving out and moving to Wiccs. I'm also going to sue Rob
my vet for embarrassing me.

Cara (who's not speaking to mum)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/23965892@N07/2760111820/

snort Oh, Cara chuckle I'm *SO* sorry tee hee for your embarrassment
chortle - what a horrid thing to do snicker to a sweet girl like you!
GUFFAW *;

Nose Kisses,

CatNipped

Naughty, naughty CatNipped g

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I am mortified and embarrassed. Mum took a photo and promised me I
don't have to go out without a coat for a few days, but I am seriously
thinking of moving out and moving to Wiccs. I'm also going to sue Rob
my vet for embarrassing me.

Cara (who's not speaking to mum)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/23965892@N07/2760111820/


Tee Hee, I don't blame you. If they shaved my bum I'd want to move out too.

Pam S. giggling

wrote:
Cara and I have just got back from walking in Dartmoor for 4 days.
She's not speaking to me however.... Her words below...

Helen M

I had a great time in Dartmoor and got to flirt with loads of gorgeous
collie farm dogs where I was staying. I had a fab time. Except the
farm dogs had fleas. I have a serious, serious, flea allergy that can
be triggered by one flea bite and although mum dosed me with with
frontline before we went walking, it didn't work and I caught fleas
from the farm dogs. This morning because I was all itchy from my
allergy, I had to see Rob, my vet for a steroid shot. Except that I'd
been nibbling all night and made it sore so Rob decided to shave my
bum to help it heal more quickly. He and mum had a good laugh about
his sheep shearing skills. I'm NOT a sheep! Norty vet.

I am mortified and embarrassed. Mum took a photo and promised me I
don't have to go out without a coat for a few days, but I am seriously
thinking of moving out and moving to Wiccs. I'm also going to sue Rob
my vet for embarrassing me.

Cara (who's not speaking to mum)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/23965892@N07/2760111820/

Well.... WILL YOU PUT ON YOUR TROWSERS!! tssssk....

On Aug 13, 10:33*am, wrote:
Cara and I have just got back from walking in Dartmoor for 4 days.
She's not speaking to me however.... Her words below...

Helen M

I had a great time in Dartmoor and got to flirt with loads of gorgeous
collie farm dogs where I was staying. I had a fab time. Except the
farm dogs had fleas. I have a serious, serious, flea allergy that can
be triggered by one flea bite and although mum dosed me with with
frontline before we went walking, it didn't work and I caught fleas
from the farm dogs. * This morning because I was all itchy from my
allergy, I had to see Rob, my vet for a steroid shot. Except that I'd
been nibbling all night and made it sore so Rob decided to shave my
bum to help it heal more quickly. He and mum had a good laugh about
his sheep shearing skills. I'm NOT a sheep! Norty vet.

I am mortified and embarrassed. * Mum took a photo and promised me I
don't have to go out without a coat for a few days, but I am seriously
thinking of moving out and moving to Wiccs. I'm also going to sue Rob
my vet for embarrassing me.

Cara (who's not speaking to mum)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/23965892@N07/2760111820/

Avenge yor dignitude. Herd a whole bunch of sheeps into the house.

--
Bear

wrote:
Cara and I have just got back from walking in Dartmoor for 4 days.
She's not speaking to me however.... Her words below...

Oh my, what a SAD, reproachful expression! (Does she really have blue
eyes?)

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Cara and I have just got back from walking in Dartmoor for 4 days.
She's not speaking to me however.... Her words below...

Helen M

I had a great time in Dartmoor and got to flirt with loads of gorgeous
collie farm dogs where I was staying. I had a fab time. Except the
farm dogs had fleas. I have a serious, serious, flea allergy that can
be triggered by one flea bite and although mum dosed me with with
frontline before we went walking, it didn't work and I caught fleas
from the farm dogs. This morning because I was all itchy from my
allergy, I had to see Rob, my vet for a steroid shot. Except that I'd
been nibbling all night and made it sore so Rob decided to shave my
bum to help it heal more quickly. He and mum had a good laugh about
his sheep shearing skills. I'm NOT a sheep! Norty vet.

I am mortified and embarrassed. Mum took a photo and promised me I
don't have to go out without a coat for a few days, but I am seriously
thinking of moving out and moving to Wiccs. I'm also going to sue Rob
my vet for embarrassing me.

Cara (who's not speaking to mum)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/23965892@N07/2760111820/

AWW, how embarrassed does she look? Poor Cara.
IMO that's a sledgehammer when a small hammer might have done the trick.

Tweed