Ideerz fur da hoomin bootkamp

On Sun, 13 Mar 2011 16:51:00 -0700 (PDT), Will in New Haven
wrote:

On Mar 9, 9:53*pm, "Sundance" wrote:
Deze ideerz kame to myself today, an I wanted to share dem heer befur I
furgit dem.

Topickz to teech in da hoomin bootkamp:

1. Feedin yur kittee
2. Whut to giv yur kittee to eet
3. Fudz yur kittee will injoy
4. Free feedin -- da onliest hoomane way to feed

Kan enneekittee fingk uv enneefing else?

Doz ar a gud start, Sunnydanse. Allow me to add:

5: Da KLEEN doodlebox is da BESS doodlebox
6: Keep da flore kleen
8: Da wadder shood be Kleen an Kool. Keeps it dat weigh.
?: Da chare shood be by da bed wen da kitty wanna clim up.

I don' reely gno da nummers affer six.

8 Da hoomin shudd GNOT watch TV wen I want to be kudled!
Cinder who jumps up and blocks view of TV when ignored.

i duz not like da owt at all Trudi
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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Fangu furr kayerink.
Wewll I wuz owt frum 9;30 am tu 4;30 pm.
Meowmee sez da kawlt tu me wen day kayme hom, an kudint fynd me innyside
anyweer. Wen Meowmee FYNulee luukt owtzide, I wuz on da rok
paffway,owtzide da bak duur, layin deown awl kruntsht op. I didunt moof
wen hur kawlt, so hur duzint kno heow lung I wuz dere, ur if I hadda lot
ob abvenshurz, an I aynt tawkin. Wen hur
Shtartid wawkin tuwurd me, I ran away, an layd deown on wunna da frunt
stepz, weer hur wuz abul tu pik me op an heowld me tyte.
It wuz horriboble! I dunt tink I wyl effurr du it uhgin.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
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"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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"Sundance" wrote in message
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Deze ideerz kame to myself today, an I wanted to share dem heer befur I
furgit dem.

Topickz to teech in da hoomin bootkamp:

1. Feedin yur kittee
2. Whut to giv yur kittee to eet
3. Fudz yur kittee will injoy
4. Free feedin -- da onliest hoomane way to feed

Kan enneekittee fingk uv enneefing else?

Sundance

Du nottid leef duurz tu da owtzide opin furr kitteez tu get owt ov.
Dey did dat tu meeee yazterdae. Furr owerz I wuz owt, kuz dey wuz owt.
Hmmmmf
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Pitô.ônya

Oh, no! Toonya, why didnt yoo kawl myownself to kum git yoo? Iz yoo OK
now?

Sundance

On Mon, 14 Mar 2011 13:15:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

i duz not like da owt at all Trudi

It can be funfun, if yourown hoomin is trainable to da hoomin-on-a-string.

Harri

mayhapz but not wifowt d a hoomin ta take minesef in qwik beclawz i duzint
like strangerz, Trudi
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
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On Mon, 14 Mar 2011 13:15:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

i duz not like da owt at all Trudi

It can be funfun, if yourown hoomin is trainable to da hoomin-on-a-string.

Harri

On Mar 14, 12:38*pm, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
wrote:
Fangu furr kayerink.
Wewll I wuz owt frum 9;30 am tu 4;30 pm.
Meowmee sez da kawlt tu me wen day kayme hom, an kudint fynd me innyside
anyweer. *Wen Meowmee FYNulee luukt owtzide, I wuz on da rok
paffway,owtzide da bak duur, layin deown awl kruntsht op. *I didunt moof
wen hur kawlt, so hur duzint kno heow lung I wuz dere, ur if I hadda lot
ob abvenshurz, an I aynt tawkin. *Wen hur
Shtartid wawkin tuwurd me, I ran away, an layd deown on wunna da frunt
stepz, weer hur wuz abul tu pik me op an heowld me tyte.
It wuz horriboble! I dunt tink I wyl effurr du it uhgin.
--
Pit . nya

"Sundance" wrote in message

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"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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"Sundance" wrote in message
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Deze ideerz kame to myself today, an I wanted to share dem heer
befur I furgit dem.

Topickz to teech in da hoomin bootkamp:

1. Feedin yur kittee
2. Whut to giv yur kittee to eet
3. Fudz yur kittee will injoy
4. Free feedin -- da onliest hoomane way to feed

Kan enneekittee fingk uv enneefing else?

Sundance

Du nottid leef duurz tu da owtzide opin furr kitteez tu get owt ov.
Dey did dat tu meeee yazterdae. *Furr owerz I wuz owt, kuz dey wuz
owt.
Hmmmmf
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Pit . nya

Oh, no! Toonya, why didnt yoo kawl myownself to kum git yoo? Iz yoo OK
now?

Sundance- Hide quoted text -

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Dat wUz furry horribibl Pitoonya!
An a gwate egzcaype too boot.
Nuffin wike a widdle gnap in da OUT tu weestor da wyld spyrit.
MeOwy, hoaping fur an eggscape soon, wat wif da cawl ob da wyld peekin
da inturrist.

On Mon, 14 Mar 2011 13:40:36 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

mayhapz but not wifowt d a hoomin ta take minesef in qwik beclawz i
duzint like strangerz, Trudi

Me neither. When a strange hoomin approaches I climb up mine hoomins
clothes and hide behind his head. Dis makes him squeal wif delight. So
mine hoomin keeps us away from strangers. Akchooly, he doesn't like
strangers much either.

Harri

"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
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On Sun, 13 Mar 2011 16:51:00 -0700 (PDT), Will in New Haven
wrote:

On Mar 9, 9:53 pm, "Sundance" wrote:
Deze ideerz kame to myself today, an I wanted to share dem heer befur I
furgit dem.

Topickz to teech in da hoomin bootkamp:

1. Feedin yur kittee
2. Whut to giv yur kittee to eet
3. Fudz yur kittee will injoy
4. Free feedin -- da onliest hoomane way to feed

Kan enneekittee fingk uv enneefing else?

Doz ar a gud start, Sunnydanse. Allow me to add:

5: Da KLEEN doodlebox is da BESS doodlebox
6: Keep da flore kleen
8: Da wadder shood be Kleen an Kool. Keeps it dat weigh.
?: Da chare shood be by da bed wen da kitty wanna clim up.

I don' reely gno da nummers affer six.

8 Da hoomin shudd GNOT watch TV wen I want to be kudled!
Cinder who jumps up and blocks view of TV when ignored.

An dey shudnt uze da pooter den, eethur.

Sundance

diz iza mark offa gud hoomin, like urz anna mine soft, trudi
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
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On Mon, 14 Mar 2011 13:40:36 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

mayhapz but not wifowt d a hoomin ta take minesef in qwik beclawz i
duzint like strangerz, Trudi

Me neither. When a strange hoomin approaches I climb up mine hoomins
clothes and hide behind his head. Dis makes him squeal wif delight. So
mine hoomin keeps us away from strangers. Akchooly, he doesn't like
strangers much either.

Harri

On Mon, 14 Mar 2011 15:19:19 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

diz iza mark offa gud hoomin, like urz anna mine soft, trudi

Yes, I believe dis is a sign of intelligence. Kind of rare fur hoomins,
but dey duz surprise me every once in a while.

Harri

da soft finally getted today dat i duz eatsa baloney ifin hersef will howlde
it fur me, she took a while to teech diz too, Trudi
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
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On Mon, 14 Mar 2011 15:19:19 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

diz iza mark offa gud hoomin, like urz anna mine soft, trudi

Yes, I believe dis is a sign of intelligence. Kind of rare fur hoomins,
but dey duz surprise me every once in a while.

Harri