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  #31  
Old March 19th 11, 10:11 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Mar 18, 6:37*pm, Amelia wrote:
Fangyu, Trudi, ai wuffs yoor bwak pantsoot. *Fangyu fur da collar (poots
it on).
C'mon mister odder an meet da singl kitteez - effurybudy, dis is mister
odder a new kittee on da kruze.. (splash)
Uh oh, he fawl offfurbord agin.
Iam comming mister odder hang in dere!! Meowy, gwabbing a lyfsaber


[Amelia walks over to the rail to watch.]

Mr. Odder, we have lots of abalone available at the snack buffet if you'd
like some.

Amelia


Mr Odder, wooky atted wut ai is danglink offur da railz, oysturz, mr
odder! Amelia pooted out wotz ob dem on da boofay.
Geddin da lyfsayver, mr odder, datz wite, holed on an ai wil cwank dis
fing up.

Gud jawb mr odder, sew gwad yoo sayf. Come to da mikser now an danse
an snak on oystyrs.

Fangyu Amelia. Dose oyzdurs sayfed dat poor catfoozed big kittee wif
da widdl eers.
Usses kitteez gotta wook outted fur eech offur.

MeOwy. Off to find her wink.
  #32  
Old March 19th 11, 10:18 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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barbi gifz the gordon girl a bright red kollar wif single writed onit... dat
lukz beree nize wif yourown bwak furz,

barbi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...

Ms Tina Marie! Hewwo! I fink yure furry bootiful wiffa da wongwong
furz...yuse neerlee da same age as myneself, woou yu wike to chum up?
I has neffur bin onna cwoose befur n isz a bit donting! I will get
myne collur! Say....dare ar sum furry hansum yung boykittiez....yes?

Sukie Gordon aged 5 (i fink)
Panfurr of Kilmaurs Parish.



On Mar 19, 3:52 pm, Debby Hanoka wrote:
Meow, can I have a singles collar please?

Miss Tina Marie, Age 5
Maine Coon Patrol Class Of 2008



  #33  
Old March 19th 11, 10:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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trudi takez jackz paw anna dey sitz qweetlee hopin dat da bear talkz
soon,...

trudi sayz in a while, wuld ursef mind gowin to da entreeway anna sittin wif
minesef der, we kn take fudz anna dwinkz... barbi wantsa go to da mixer
beclawz she iza single kitty
Trudi, hopin jack wunt mind
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
On Mar 19, 5:18 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
trudi turns to jack and says, now dat wurked owt beree well, now we needsa
getsa bear to do hizown storree, sinze himz iz rekuperatin diz will low
hisef ta tell uses wifowt gettin tired by portin or bein onna ship,

she takes a sip of her drink and smiles at her furnd"Storrmmee"
wrote in message

...

Jack returns Trudi's smile, she is beautiful in the light sparkling
on her face,and Jack is spellbound. He settles back and waits
for the storytelling to start. One little paw reaches out for
trudi's.


  #34  
Old March 19th 11, 10:23 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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just then trudi points to the catalite skreen, willow is comin into veiw...

der she iz, but i iz sure ursef kan port to herown howze, she wuld be
thrilled i iz sure, der porter iz broked so dey iz stayin kloze to da gramby
but ursef kan go der, Trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
Hewwo Ms Trudi! Has yu seed Willow? I has a purresent fur hur! Dose
fwoaty fishes fownded a oystur an dey gave it tu me fur Willow! It
hassa perril inn it! Prrrrrrmmmmh!

On Mar 18, 8:56 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
Trudi has changed from her daytime owtfit of a smart black pantsuit into a
black gown wif white threadz runnin thruit, she once agin haz donned
herown
danzin shoez and as jack speakz her heart is thrilled...

I wuld be pleazed ta danz any kind offa danze ursef wul purfur, waltzes iz
nize beclawz dey iz slow... she takeza paw her frund offerz anna dey glid
onto da floor... she thinkz i will maksa ofur 'nowncimintz later... then

Willow iz arownd here sumwhere i thinkz she wuld be berre gladta see
harry... anna urown sisfur will findz lotsa boycatzta danz wif, booker
anna
hiz brofur iz comin long wif drown sisfur alzo,

Trudi"rafflescat" wrote in message



  #35  
Old March 19th 11, 10:28 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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barbi pulls owt a box with several colors of kollars anna all of dem iz
green... howsabowt diz one, da green matches yourown eyez anna single
matchez yourown furz? barbi
"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message
...
Do you have a green one to match my eyes? I'm a brown tabby with
green eyes.

Miss Tina Marie, Age 5
Maine Coon Patrol Class Of 2008



  #36  
Old March 19th 11, 10:55 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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I dussnt mynd at awl Trudi. Dus yu want sum wittle snik snaks wile we
sit?
Jack, beckoning a waiterkitty.


On Mar 19, 9:21*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
trudi takez jackz paw anna dey sitz qweetlee hopin dat da bear talkz
soon,...

trudi sayz in a while, wuld ursef mind gowin to da entreeway anna sittin wif
minesef der, we kn take fudz anna dwinkz... barbi wantsa go to da mixer
beclawz she iza single kitty
Trudi, hopin jack wunt mind"rafflescat" wrote in message

...
On Mar 19, 5:18 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote: trudi turns to jack and says, now dat wurked owt beree well, now we needsa
getsa bear to do hizown storree, sinze himz iz rekuperatin diz will low
hisef ta tell uses wifowt gettin tired by portin or bein onna ship,


she takes a sip of her drink and smiles at her furnd"Storrmmee"
wrote in message


...


Jack returns Trudi's smile, she is beautiful in the light sparkling
*on her face,and Jack is spellbound. He settles back and waits
*for the storytelling to start. One little paw reaches out for
trudi's.


  #37  
Old March 19th 11, 10:57 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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dat wuld be berree nize, behinda kollar cownter iza nize table wiffa kushin
we kan rezt on while we watez on kittyz to arrif, anna we can eat owrz
snakz, Trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
I dussnt mynd at awl Trudi. Dus yu want sum wittle snik snaks wile we
sit?
Jack, beckoning a waiterkitty.


On Mar 19, 9:21 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
trudi takez jackz paw anna dey sitz qweetlee hopin dat da bear talkz
soon,...

trudi sayz in a while, wuld ursef mind gowin to da entreeway anna sittin
wif
minesef der, we kn take fudz anna dwinkz... barbi wantsa go to da mixer
beclawz she iza single kitty
Trudi, hopin jack wunt mind"rafflescat"
wrote in message

...
On Mar 19, 5:18 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote: trudi
turns to jack and says, now dat wurked owt beree well, now we needsa
getsa bear to do hizown storree, sinze himz iz rekuperatin diz will low
hisef ta tell uses wifowt gettin tired by portin or bein onna ship,


she takes a sip of her drink and smiles at her furnd"Storrmmee"
wrote in message


...


Jack returns Trudi's smile, she is beautiful in the light sparkling
on her face,and Jack is spellbound. He settles back and waits
for the storytelling to start. One little paw reaches out for
trudi's.



  #38  
Old March 19th 11, 10:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Harry catches sight of Willow, he grabs the oyster, jumps into the
porter and is off in a twinkle.




On Mar 19, 9:23*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
just then trudi points to the catalite skreen, willow is comin into veiw....

der she iz, but i iz sure ursef kan port to herown howze, she wuld be
thrilled i iz sure, der porter iz broked so dey iz stayin kloze to da gramby
but ursef kan go der, Trudi"rafflescat" wrote in message

...
Hewwo Ms Trudi! Has yu seed Willow? I has a purresent fur hur! Dose
fwoaty fishes fownded a oystur an dey gave it tu me fur Willow! It
hassa perril inn it! Prrrrrrmmmmh!

On Mar 18, 8:56 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:







Trudi has changed from her daytime owtfit of a smart black pantsuit into a
black gown wif white threadz runnin thruit, she once agin haz donned
herown
danzin shoez and as jack speakz her heart is thrilled...


I wuld be pleazed ta danz any kind offa danze ursef wul purfur, waltzes iz
nize beclawz dey iz slow... she takeza paw her frund offerz anna dey glid
onto da floor... she thinkz i will maksa ofur 'nowncimintz later... then


Willow iz arownd here sumwhere i thinkz she wuld be berre gladta see
harry... anna urown sisfur will findz lotsa boycatzta danz wif, booker
anna
hiz brofur iz comin long wif drown sisfur alzo,


Trudi"rafflescat" wrote in message


  #39  
Old March 19th 11, 11:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Fank yew barbi, ai lefted mai winked kollar at hoam..diz une iz nise. yeUP
Mosey


barbi hands mosey a winked kollar and he puts it on, barbi smilez


"Mosey =^..^="




ursef kan come anna intoduze hizsef, we willz gif ursef an aweady winked
kollar, Trudi
"MeOwy" wrote in message
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On Mar 18, 3:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it
may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before
they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin,
she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee
qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture


Can Meowy come tew da mikkser wile hur wink is sikk in da staytrum?
An, ahem, how bout can ai bwing my new furrnd hoo ai met wile wooking
offur da rail, an he wuz in da ohshun swimmink aroun sew ai frew
hissefl a rifesayver, an heer he is...
Say hewwo, mistur odder.
(I gno, his eers ar sew widdl yoo cannot see dem butted juts eggnor
dat, he furry nice an fun wuvving)
MeOwy, pwoud ob sayfing a big dwowning kittee.

Mosey komes bak entew da room n sez ai m sew sawry ai gotted sik, n am
gwad mai wink MeOwy haz uh nise odder tew danse wiff ai m gnot jellis at
awl nope.....oops, ai gotta goh bak tew owt stateroom ugin...ai fink ai
ate uh bad oyster...ai feal week n nashus. see yoo awl layter...


Mosey komez bak intew da room n sez ai m feeling bedder tewdai, whew..dat
wuz a bad oyster, yuk , but ai gnow wunt tew danse n eet wif mai bootiful
wink MeOwy.
oh hai mr odder, et iz nise tew meet yew. MeOwy ai m sew gwad yew saved
hym. ai m proud uff yew yeUP


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Old March 19th 11, 11:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Mosey sez, oh dem iz sutch hartwarming storeez, n da gramby iz sutch uh
wunnerful hoomin tew tayke yew awl in n luff yew.. Yew r awl vury blezzed
tew hab herownself. Luffz Mosey
Mosey n MeOwy wave tew da gramby n hoaps hur kan kome bak sune (stoopid
pooterz)


As trudi is on her way back to find jack the skrenez sparkle pop and light
up, Barbi having heard the beginninz paws the button that insures power and
returns to her table, she sees more kittys coming but then she hears the
voice of ot staartin ta speak...

he mumbles to piglette somfin 'bowt wishin da gramby had juzt sended an
email... but he begins anyway

Hihi diz iz O T Mahoney and diz iz how I kame to lifv at da grambys
house. Her anna Piglett lifved by demselves. Piglett waz sufferink
so muchez sinze her man hooman wented to da bridge. Some kids worked
where gramby did and uz kittens was born at dere houze.

Da big barekitten kame to da houze to get mineself, da gramby neffer
saw me. When I gotted to her houze dem waz all upsetted kauze I had
so mannie fleaz. Da gramby frowed away da towel dem rapped me in and
took mineselfz starit to da watermonster plaze, Her finally made all
dem fleaz go away and for da first time inn LONG TIME I felt gud
wifout having to skratchez dem all da timez.

Piglett waznt sure bout mineself at firstz but sinze I waz a bitty she
cided I needed a momcat so dat worked out reallie gud.

I slept on gramby for da firstis few monfthz. Now dat I iz 16lbs, dat
duzent wurk so well.

I iz winked to da mos beautiful Kitty in a kommunitee, Harri Roadcat
Mahoney. Her didn't effen haff to changez her las name when we gotted
winked. Her iz braff and I, well, I iznt so braff but I goes where
herselfz wantza ta go and do what hazta be done.

I iz glad I iz a grambys houze and me and Piglett and Willow iz happie
but now dere iz diz Lizzie Bordon kitty. Dat iz going to be ok, I
guess. Piglett sayz we alll kame here kauze we wuz meandt to so I
guezz dat haz to ply to Lizzie too.


----
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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as trudi and jack danze dere is a bit of commotshun in the area between
the two party rumz, and some very deskreete workkittys go into each rum
and set up some giant screens, similar to but better than the jumbotrons
of the hoomins... when jack and trudi finished their dance trudi excuses
herself for juzta bit...

ifin urself wants i wuld likta spend more time wif ursef, gets uses a
table annna orderz uses sum fudz anna dwinks, i hasta maksa nowncmintz...

Trudi goes to the entry way and picks up the P A mic and begins... hello
all ucats, welcome to da singlez mixer anna da cuplez coctail partee....
beclawz sumcats is hafin pooter issues, lazy sekatareez anna ofur
technical diffikulteez we haz getted a catalite feed anna konekted it up
to bof rumz anna da entry way, anna it can alzo be ported to anycatz howze
whu wntsa give uses a message but iz fur anyreazun unablta port here. I
haz sended a unit to efuricat inna catmunity who i can think of, anna so
we mite get random messages furm somecats... butted whenna kitty starts
talkin it will come up onna bof skrenez... alzo anycat who has notted
telled der storreez, glance at beauty and spring... can come to da
entryway anna it will go into bof rumz so nocat will mizz aneethin...

Trudi returns to find jack and haf a snak
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
Trudi has changed from her daytime owtfit of a smart black pantsuit into
a black gown wif white threadz runnin thruit, she once agin haz donned
herown danzin shoez and as jack speakz her heart is thrilled...

I wuld be pleazed ta danz any kind offa danze ursef wul purfur, waltzes
iz nize beclawz dey iz slow... she takeza paw her frund offerz anna dey
glid onto da floor... she thinkz i will maksa ofur 'nowncimintz later...
then

Willow iz arownd here sumwhere i thinkz she wuld be berre gladta see
harry... anna urown sisfur will findz lotsa boycatzta danz wif, booker
anna hiz brofur iz comin long wif drown sisfur alzo,

Trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
Ahem.....skyooz me but cood a wittle tuxedo kitty wiffa mornin
soot an wite gwuffs....n a wikkid wiggle inna waltz purrhaps havva
wittle dance....a waltz...wiffa cwooze dywreckture? Purrlease?
N cood Harry n Sukie sit onna syde? Harry wants tu wuke fur Willow.
Has yu seed hur weesentlee?
Jack holds out his paw to Trudi.




On Mar 18, 7:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it
may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the
nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I
am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before
they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin,
she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will
be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee
qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture






 




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