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  #21  
Old February 1st 05, 03:10 AM
ClowderCat
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Sammy Kitten wrote:
I dunno...
Day wunt lemmee intu da klozetz, so I habbent feownd da
teleporter-gadgette...
Beezydz, I dunno wat it luukz lyke. Izunt it imbizabul? Heow kin

I fynd
it??
Rememfurr Ize kynd nuuu styll. I feel sooo hewlplezz an vunerubble.

Piyoonya


Pitoonya, mineown sisfurs Cleocatra and Ameliagrump are sort uv
teleporter experts. Cleocatra efen developed a supersmall porter dat

you
can carry on your collar. Duz you wear a collar? If so, I can prolly

get
Cleocatra to send you one uv da tiny ones. Oferwise I fink mineown
sisfur Fluffybutt - err, Tabifa, that is - could maybe port ofur to

you
and show you where yourz is hidden.

Samy Kitren



Hey Samy, do you think Cleopatra could make a teleporter that is shaped
like a collar so we wouldn't have to wear a collar?

Nathan

  #22  
Old February 1st 05, 07:44 AM
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee
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"ClowderCat" wrote in message
oups.com...

I dunno...
Day wunt lemmee intu da klozetz, so I habbent feownd da
teleporter-gadgette...
Beezydz, I dunno wat it luukz lyke. Izunt it imbizabul? Heow kin I

fynd
it??
Rememfurr Ize kynd nuuu styll. I feel sooo hewlplezz an vunerubble.

Piyoonya


Your teleporter should be under the bed or in some out of the way place
that the humans can't get to but you can. Do you want one of us to
teleport over to show you?

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

Mine Meowmee hazza tellyphonyting dat ringz wen hur putshez a wall
tellyphoney botton...
Iz dere uh way tu get da tellypurrter tu ring???

If not, wud wun ov yu strong intellygent guyz hewlp pourrr liddul meee???

Pitoonyaaa


  #23  
Old February 1st 05, 07:51 AM
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee
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"Sammy Kitten" wrote in message
...
I dunno...
Day wunt lemmee intu da klozetz, so I habbent feownd da
teleporter-gadgette...
Beezydz, I dunno wat it luukz lyke. Izunt it imbizabul? Heow kin I

fynd
it??
Rememfurr Ize kynd nuuu styll. I feel sooo hewlplezz an vunerubble.

Piyoonya


Pitoonya, mineown sisfurs Cleocatra and Ameliagrump are sort uv
teleporter experts. Cleocatra efen developed a supersmall porter dat you
can carry on your collar. Duz you wear a collar? If so, I can prolly get
Cleocatra to send you one uv da tiny ones. Oferwise I fink mineown
sisfur Fluffybutt - err, Tabifa, that is - could maybe port ofur to you
and show you where yourz is hidden.

Samy Kitren


I du hab uh kollur...
Kin da port da porter tu unner da gezt-bed?
Ur Tabbytha kud kum an gib me wun furr negztt tyme,
an we kud port bak tugeddur, d'ya tink?

Ur I kin wayte furr wunna da guyz tu kum an rez-Q meee?

I yam d-z an offurrwelt wiff awla doze opshunz!!!!

PitoonyaAKA Idunno


  #24  
Old February 1st 05, 08:19 AM
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Oh, lookit, herez anuther wun...

[swat, swat, chomp]

Look, I gotz 3 alreddy, dis iz reely gud huntin!
--
Sundance, in a feeding frenzy

"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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There's a mouse there. And there's one over there!
Clarence, looking at 2 mice



  #25  
Old February 1st 05, 05:12 PM
Tabitha Kitten
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Welcome. Do you want some pizza?

Chester


Food?! I would like some! I love food. Specially hoomin food.

Tabitha
  #26  
Old February 1st 05, 05:13 PM
Sammy Kitten
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Hey Samy, do you think Cleopatra could make a teleporter that is shaped
like a collar so we wouldn't have to wear a collar?

Nathan


Dat souns like a furry gud idearment! I'll suggest dat to her.

Sammy

  #27  
Old February 1st 05, 05:15 PM
Tabitha Kitten
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Mine Meowmee hazza tellyphonyting dat ringz wen hur putshez a wall
tellyphoney botton...
Iz dere uh way tu get da tellypurrter tu ring???

If not, wud wun ov yu strong intellygent guyz hewlp pourrr liddul meee???

Pitoonyaaa


Since I'z a liddle busy wid dis yummy pizza, maybe one ub you strong
hansome guy kitties could port over? Here, you could take dis to
Pitoonya [she paws over one of Cleo's collar-mounted portable
teleporters] and then show her where her big one is. I remember my first
teleport and how it was kinda scary, so having one or more big strong
boykitties for support would prolly make it a whole lot less scary da
first time.

Tabitha
  #28  
Old February 2nd 05, 03:29 AM
ClowderCat
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Mine Meowmee hazza tellyphonyting dat ringz wen hur putshez a wall
tellyphoney botton...
Iz dere uh way tu get da tellypurrter tu ring???

If not, wud wun ov yu strong intellygent guyz hewlp pourrr liddul

meee???

Pitoonyaaa


Chester appears from under the bed at Pitoonyaaa's house.

Hi Pitoonyaaa. The teleporter is under the bed in the far corner that
the human can't reach. It's big enough for 3 or 4 cats to fit in at
the same time, but too small for a human.

I don't think you want the teleporter to ring. If it did, the human
might hear it and find it!

After you see it for the first time, you'll be able to find it any time
you want. And it won't move unless you tell it to.
Follow me and we'll use it to go to the mouse hunt.

Chester

  #29  
Old February 2nd 05, 03:30 AM
ClowderCat
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I du hab uh kollur...
Kin da port da porter tu unner da gezt-bed?
Ur Tabbytha kud kum an gib me wun furr negztt tyme,
an we kud port bak tugeddur, d'ya tink?

Ur I kin wayte furr wunna da guyz tu kum an rez-Q meee?

I yam d-z an offurrwelt wiff awla doze opshunz!!!!

PitoonyaAKA Idunno


I'm there right now, waiting to show you where the teleporter is!
Chester

  #30  
Old February 2nd 05, 03:31 AM
ClowderCat
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Sundance wrote:
Oh, lookit, herez anuther wun...

[swat, swat, chomp]

Look, I gotz 3 alreddy, dis iz reely gud huntin!
--
Sundance, in a feeding frenzy

Are you eating all of them now or saving some of them for the mice
creem?

Clarence, chasing a mouse towards Sundance

 




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