Back on the train

Sylvia M. wrote:
"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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Adam wrote:
Fangu! TEC is da Tufted Eers Club. Do yu have tufts
at da tips uv
yur eers? At da past meetings I led da film festival
an da
university tour, an gave a talk on da history uv eer
tufts once.

Enny uthur kitties have tufts at da tips uv da eers?

Allegra, VP TEC (and acting President)

Thanks for telling me. Are there any kind of
associate memberships
for
cat who don't have eartufts?

Clarence

Not at da present tyme. Purhaps da new purresident cud
form a
committee
tu begin tu investicat da feasibility uv such an idea,
aftur seeing
if
da condishuns are favurable fur such a thing.

Allegra, VP TEC

OK. I'll just have to be happy with my membership in the
Morning Coat
Division of the Tuxedo Nation.

Clarence

Kud yu dizkribe dat uh liddul bit moor?
I mite kwallify tu be uh memfur.

Pitoonya

A cat that qualifies for the Morning Coat Division of the Tuxedo Nation
is a tuxedo cat with gray fur. The gray fur can be solid gray or tabby
gray. Mine is classic tabby gray.

Is that what you look like?

Clarence

Adam wrote:
Fatcat ALWAYS bigger'n me DELIBRATLY!

Louise (cat of few words)

Why is it delibratly???

Clarence

She duz it just tu 'timidate me.

Louise (cat of few words)

Are you scared of her?

Clarence

I not scared uv Fatcat. Wy u think I scared? I not scared uv nuthing,
an
speshly not Fatcat. I not scared uv hur. I nefur scared uv hur. Whut
makes u think I scared uv Fatcat? Just becuz she lotslotslots bigger?
I
not scared uv hur. Wy u think I scared? Whut makes u think I scared?
I
not scared.

Louise

You said that she 'timidates you. I was wondering if she also scares
you because she's so huge that she could sit on your and flatten you!

Clarence

Miss Violette wrote:
of course, Miss Violette, signalling the waiter to bring more

Chester and Nathan join them at the table.

Mom never gets us food like that. It smells wonderful.

"Adam" wrote in message
...
Are you scared of her?

Clarence

I not scared uv Fatcat. Wy u think I scared? I not scared uv nuthing, an
speshly not Fatcat. I not scared uv hur. I nefur scared uv hur. Whut makes
u think I scared uv Fatcat? Just becuz she lotslotslots bigger? I not
scared uv hur. Wy u think I scared? Whut makes u think I scared? I not
scared.

Louise

Hoo iz yoo, and whut haz yoo dun wif Louise? Da Louise we kno haz neffur
meowed dat much in her life!

Rebecca

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Sylvia M. wrote:
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Adam wrote:
Fangu! TEC is da Tufted Eers Club. Do yu have
tufts
at da tips uv
yur eers? At da past meetings I led da film
festival
an da
university tour, an gave a talk on da history uv
eer
tufts once.

Enny uthur kitties have tufts at da tips uv da
eers?

Allegra, VP TEC (and acting President)

Thanks for telling me. Are there any kind of
associate memberships
for
cat who don't have eartufts?

Clarence

Not at da present tyme. Purhaps da new purresident
cud
form a
committee
tu begin tu investicat da feasibility uv such an
idea,
aftur seeing
if
da condishuns are favurable fur such a thing.

Allegra, VP TEC

OK. I'll just have to be happy with my membership in
the
Morning Coat
Division of the Tuxedo Nation.

Clarence

Kud yu dizkribe dat uh liddul bit moor?
I mite kwallify tu be uh memfur.

Pitoonya

A cat that qualifies for the Morning Coat Division of the
Tuxedo Nation
is a tuxedo cat with gray fur. The gray fur can be solid
gray or tabby
gray. Mine is classic tabby gray.

Is that what you look like?

Clarence

Yuppelz! ...I tink. I yam uh lufferlee gray onna top,an
mine tayle tuu.
Frum between an unner mine eyez, awl da way deown mine
chest, an tummy, an feetz
I yam awl wite.
Iz dat awl wite?

Pitoonya, toes crosst.

I not scared uv Fatcat. Wy u think I scared? I not scared uv nuthing, an
speshly not Fatcat. I not scared uv hur. I nefur scared uv hur. Whut makes
u think I scared uv Fatcat? Just becuz she lotslotslots bigger? I not
scared uv hur. Wy u think I scared? Whut makes u think I scared? I not
scared.

Louise

Hoo iz yoo, and whut haz yoo dun wif Louise? Da Louise we kno haz neffur
meowed dat much in her life!

Rebecca

I not dun nuthin! Fur ofur SEVEN YEERS I want Louise tu be my frend, an
all she duz is hisspit at me. She not even call me by name.

Allegra

I not scared uv Fatcat. Wy u think I scared? I not scared uv nuthing,
an speshly not Fatcat. I not scared uv hur. I nefur scared uv hur.
Whut makes u think I scared uv Fatcat? Just becuz she lotslotslots
bigger? I not scared uv hur. Wy u think I scared? Whut makes u think
I scared? I not scared.

Louise

You said that she 'timidates you. I was wondering if she also scares
you because she's so huge that she could sit on you and flatten you!

Clarence

I not scared uv Fatcat. Whut makes u think I scared? I not scared. Just
becuz she bigbigbig. I not scared. I hisspit 2 keep hur fm getting 2
close 2 me. Y u think I scared? I not scared uv hur just becuz she big
enuf tu skwash me. I not scared uv Fatcat. Y u think I scared uv hur? I
not scared.

Louise

Rebecca wrote:
"Adam" wrote in message
...
Are you scared of her?

Clarence

I not scared uv Fatcat. Wy u think I scared? I not scared uv
nuthing, an
speshly not Fatcat. I not scared uv hur. I nefur scared uv hur.
Whut makes
u think I scared uv Fatcat? Just becuz she lotslotslots bigger? I
not
scared uv hur. Wy u think I scared? Whut makes u think I scared? I
not
scared.

Louise

Hoo iz yoo, and whut haz yoo dun wif Louise? Da Louise we kno haz
neffur
meowed dat much in her life!

Rebecca

I think that might be Louise and that she's trying to convince us that
she's not scared when she really is!!!! If she wasn't really scared,
she wouldn't have to meow so much!!!!!

Clarence

Sylvia M. wrote:
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Adam wrote:
Fangu! TEC is da Tufted Eers Club. Do yu have
tufts
at da tips uv
yur eers? At da past meetings I led da film
festival
an da
university tour, an gave a talk on da history uv
eer
tufts once.

Enny uthur kitties have tufts at da tips uv da
eers?

Allegra, VP TEC (and acting President)

Thanks for telling me. Are there any kind of
associate memberships
for
cat who don't have eartufts?

Clarence

Not at da present tyme. Purhaps da new purresident
cud
form a
committee
tu begin tu investicat da feasibility uv such an
idea,
aftur seeing
if
da condishuns are favurable fur such a thing.

Allegra, VP TEC

OK. I'll just have to be happy with my membership in
the
Morning Coat
Division of the Tuxedo Nation.

Clarence

Kud yu dizkribe dat uh liddul bit moor?
I mite kwallify tu be uh memfur.

Pitoonya

A cat that qualifies for the Morning Coat Division of the
Tuxedo Nation
is a tuxedo cat with gray fur. The gray fur can be solid
gray or tabby
gray. Mine is classic tabby gray.

Is that what you look like?

Clarence

Yuppelz! ...I tink. I yam uh lufferlee gray onna top,an
mine tayle tuu.
Frum between an unner mine eyez, awl da way deown mine
chest, an tummy, an feetz
I yam awl wite.
Iz dat awl wite?

Pitoonya, toes crosst.

Even if you have some color on your belly, you're a tuxedo kitty as
long as a lot of your face and your chest are white!!!!

Clarence

Adam wrote:
I not scared uv Fatcat. Wy u think I scared? I not scared uv
nuthing,
an speshly not Fatcat. I not scared uv hur. I nefur scared uv hur.
Whut makes u think I scared uv Fatcat? Just becuz she lotslotslots
bigger? I not scared uv hur. Wy u think I scared? Whut makes u
think
I scared? I not scared.

Louise

You said that she 'timidates you. I was wondering if she also
scares
you because she's so huge that she could sit on you and flatten
you!

Clarence

I not scared uv Fatcat. Whut makes u think I scared? I not scared.
Just
becuz she bigbigbig. I not scared. I hisspit 2 keep hur fm getting 2
close 2 me. Y u think I scared? I not scared uv hur just becuz she
big
enuf tu skwash me. I not scared uv Fatcat. Y u think I scared uv hur?
I
not scared.

Louise

Hey Louise, you're babbling. Don't you think that might mean that
you're scared????

Clarence