If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. |
|
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
#261
|
|||
|
|||
Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
Ellie wrote:
"squiffer" wrote in message ... : : Thank Bast, ZIZI yes I hear you YES !Got the coordinates. over : : Einstein : : YAY!! *liddle torbie jumps up and down* OK! GO! GO! GO! : : : : : : ~Suspicious looking pilot an co-pilot nod to one another as Storm, : Skye : an : : Hunter are held captive in thuh cargo area~ : : : : Purrlie, dis navigator may be trubbul. Yooz shuld get ridda hurz. : : : : Dont giff me a hard time, Benny, just steer. We gotta get dat nip an : yooz : : shur cant reed a map! : : : : Storm, Skye and Hunter, do you need help? Do you need rescued? : : : : Nathan : : Don care fur dis wun littul bit, Nate! I kin sense strange kats : Einstein : : Thet's more'n strange kats, Einstein, rememfur the Purranos? Shore do hope : it ain't thet gang agin. : Red Rory : : : Aw NO! : Purlie, putting his hand on his trusty skwirt boddle and nudging Benny tu do : thuh same Damm, Purlie Purrano, thet rotten can o'tuna. Einstein I know it's dem. I kin long distance smell Purlie!! Red Rory I beleeve ya', jest don figger we kin do one danged thing till we git there - it's owr nip they want. Buhleeve me they are NOT gonna git it Einstein Purlie enters, stage left.... awwwrite, yooz guyz fink yore so smart. Yeh, itz uz. Weze thuh Purranos an no catz mess wiff us, so shuddup an mebbe we wont throw yoo outta da plane. Benny, get offer heer an tie dem up before dey cuz enny trubbul. ~Purlie hold guns on Red Rory and Einstein and motions Benny toward the duct tape~ Hey Red Rory and Einstein, how did you get on the plane from my hoovercraft? Nathan, pressing the speed button harder |
#262
|
|||
|
|||
Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
On Nov 17, 11:01 pm, "Ellie" wrote:
"squiffer" wrote in message ... : : Thank Bast, ZIZI yes I hear you YES !Got the coordinates. over : : Einstein : : YAY!! *liddle torbie jumps up and down* OK! GO! GO! GO! : : : : : : ~Suspicious looking pilot an co-pilot nod to one another as Storm, : Skye : an : : Hunter are held captive in thuh cargo area~ : : : : Purrlie, dis navigator may be trubbul. Yooz shuld get ridda hurz. : : : : Dont giff me a hard time, Benny, just steer. We gotta get dat nip an : yooz : : shur cant reed a map! : : : : Storm, Skye and Hunter, do you need help? Do you need rescued? : : : : Nathan : : Don care fur dis wun littul bit, Nate! I kin sense strange kats : Einstein : : Thet's more'n strange kats, Einstein, rememfur the Purranos? Shore do hope : it ain't thet gang agin. : Red Rory : : : Aw NO! : Purlie, putting his hand on his trusty skwirt boddle and nudging Benny tu do : thuh same Damm, Purlie Purrano, thet rotten can o'tuna. Einstein I know it's dem. I kin long distance smell Purlie!! Red Rory I beleeve ya', jest don figger we kin do one danged thing till we git there - it's owr nip they want. Buhleeve me they are NOT gonna git it Einstein Purlie enters, stage left.... awwwrite, yooz guyz fink yore so smart. Yeh, itz uz. Weze thuh Purranos an no catz mess wiff us, so shuddup an mebbe we wont throw yoo outta da plane. Benny, get offer heer an tie dem up before dey cuz enny trubbul. ~Purlie hold guns on Red Rory and Einstein and motions Benny toward the duct tape~ Wascal drops silently out of the cieling luggage compartment. He is behind Purlie and has his GyroJet rocket pistol in a two-handed Weaver grip, as taught in the kitty-paratroopurrs. Unfortunately, he is on the side of good and, as we all know "Evil will win because good is stupid," so he doesn't shoot without warning Hey der, outwaw, put up younz pawz anna giv up. Yooz busted Wascal -- "There is a road, no simple highway Between the dawn and the dark of night And if you go, no one may follow That path is for your steps alone" Robert Hunter, Greatful Dead, "Ripple" |
#263
|
|||
|
|||
Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
Will in New Haven wrote:
On Nov 17, 11:01 pm, "Ellie" wrote: "squiffer" wrote in message ... : : Thank Bast, ZIZI yes I hear you YES !Got the coordinates. over : : Einstein : : YAY!! *liddle torbie jumps up and down* OK! GO! GO! GO! : : : : : : ~Suspicious looking pilot an co-pilot nod to one another as Storm, : Skye : an : : Hunter are held captive in thuh cargo area~ : : : : Purrlie, dis navigator may be trubbul. Yooz shuld get ridda hurz. : : : : Dont giff me a hard time, Benny, just steer. We gotta get dat nip an : yooz : : shur cant reed a map! : : : : Storm, Skye and Hunter, do you need help? Do you need rescued? : : : : Nathan : : Don care fur dis wun littul bit, Nate! I kin sense strange kats : Einstein : : Thet's more'n strange kats, Einstein, rememfur the Purranos? Shore do hope : it ain't thet gang agin. : Red Rory : : : Aw NO! : Purlie, putting his hand on his trusty skwirt boddle and nudging Benny tu do : thuh same Damm, Purlie Purrano, thet rotten can o'tuna. Einstein I know it's dem. I kin long distance smell Purlie!! Red Rory I beleeve ya', jest don figger we kin do one danged thing till we git there - it's owr nip they want. Buhleeve me they are NOT gonna git it Einstein Purlie enters, stage left.... awwwrite, yooz guyz fink yore so smart. Yeh, itz uz. Weze thuh Purranos an no catz mess wiff us, so shuddup an mebbe we wont throw yoo outta da plane. Benny, get offer heer an tie dem up before dey cuz enny trubbul. ~Purlie hold guns on Red Rory and Einstein and motions Benny toward the duct tape~ Wascal drops silently out of the cieling luggage compartment. He is behind Purlie and has his GyroJet rocket pistol in a two-handed Weaver grip, as taught in the kitty-paratroopurrs. Unfortunately, he is on the side of good and, as we all know "Evil will win because good is stupid," so he doesn't shoot without warning Hey der, outwaw, put up younz pawz anna giv up. Yooz busted Wascal -- "There is a road, no simple highway Between the dawn and the dark of night And if you go, no one may follow That path is for your steps alone" Robert Hunter, Greatful Dead, "Ripple" Chester, Clarence and Nathan speed faster towards the plane. Chester and Clarence get there and wait until Nathan arrives. They circle the plane on their hoovercraft. Nathan, hurry. It looks like we might have to rescue even more cats! Nathan pushes the speed button on his hoovercraft harder and makes it to the plane a few minutes after Chester and Clarence. I'm here! How do we get in? Do you see a door anywhere? |
#264
|
|||
|
|||
Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
On Nov 18, 5:57 pm, ClowderCat wrote:
Will in New Haven wrote: On Nov 17, 11:01 pm, "Ellie" wrote: "squiffer" wrote in message ... : : Thank Bast, ZIZI yes I hear you YES !Got the coordinates. over : : Einstein : : YAY!! *liddle torbie jumps up and down* OK! GO! GO! GO! : : : : : : ~Suspicious looking pilot an co-pilot nod to one another as Storm, : Skye : an : : Hunter are held captive in thuh cargo area~ : : : : Purrlie, dis navigator may be trubbul. Yooz shuld get ridda hurz. : : : : Dont giff me a hard time, Benny, just steer. We gotta get dat nip an : yooz : : shur cant reed a map! : : : : Storm, Skye and Hunter, do you need help? Do you need rescued? : : : : Nathan : : Don care fur dis wun littul bit, Nate! I kin sense strange kats : Einstein : : Thet's more'n strange kats, Einstein, rememfur the Purranos? Shore do hope : it ain't thet gang agin. : Red Rory : : : Aw NO! : Purlie, putting his hand on his trusty skwirt boddle and nudging Benny tu do : thuh same Damm, Purlie Purrano, thet rotten can o'tuna. Einstein I know it's dem. I kin long distance smell Purlie!! Red Rory I beleeve ya', jest don figger we kin do one danged thing till we git there - it's owr nip they want. Buhleeve me they are NOT gonna git it Einstein Purlie enters, stage left.... awwwrite, yooz guyz fink yore so smart. Yeh, itz uz. Weze thuh Purranos an no catz mess wiff us, so shuddup an mebbe we wont throw yoo outta da plane. Benny, get offer heer an tie dem up before dey cuz enny trubbul. ~Purlie hold guns on Red Rory and Einstein and motions Benny toward the duct tape~ Wascal drops silently out of the cieling luggage compartment. He is behind Purlie and has his GyroJet rocket pistol in a two-handed Weaver grip, as taught in the kitty-paratroopurrs. Unfortunately, he is on the side of good and, as we all know "Evil will win because good is stupid," so he doesn't shoot without warning Hey der, outwaw, put up younz pawz anna giv up. Yooz busted Wascal -- "There is a road, no simple highway Between the dawn and the dark of night And if you go, no one may follow That path is for your steps alone" Robert Hunter, Greatful Dead, "Ripple" Chester, Clarence and Nathan speed faster towards the plane. Chester and Clarence get there and wait until Nathan arrives. They circle the plane on their hoovercraft. Nathan, hurry. It looks like we might have to rescue even more cats! Nathan pushes the speed button on his hoovercraft harder and makes it to the plane a few minutes after Chester and Clarence. I'm here! How do we get in? Do you see a door anywhere? Wascal's ear perks up, the one that isn't scarred and permanently bent from the epic fight with the raccoom Heer DAT, Mr. Outlaw. Der issa hoovurcraft out der an dey ain heer to hep YOO. Iff yoo gib up no one wil hurted yoo. Wascal -- |
#265
|
|||
|
|||
Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
"ClowderCat" wrote in message . .. ~Suspicious looking pilot an co-pilot nod to one another as Storm, Skye an Hunter are held captive in thuh cargo area~ Purrlie, dis navigator may be trubbul. Yooz shuld get ridda hurz. Dont giff me a hard time, Benny, just steer. We gotta get dat nip an yooz shur cant reed a map! Storm, Skye and Hunter, do you need help? Do you need rescued? Nathan ~While muffled "ooomphs" filter through the vents in the plane, Purlie tries to keep a low profile by grunting and shaking his head~ Who's there? I heard some telepathic "ooomphs" coming from the plane. Nathan We're thuh pilots ooomph ooomph crash kabang an we dont need yore help oooomph CRASH Ka-thump! You don't sound like Skye, Hunter or Storm. Who are you? Why do I hear all those noises in the background? Nathan, really suspicious and heading his hoovercraft towards the noises ~Purlie turns off the radio to avoid the annoying sounds of good kitties trying to help, but fails to realize that he's also turned on the automatic ejection timer~ |
#266
|
|||
|
|||
Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
"ClowderCat" wrote in message . .. Nathan sends a telepathic call for help to all the kitties who are in range. Chester and Clarence turn their hoovercraft towards where Nathan said he's hearing the noises. Cats on the ground start yowling telepathically that they want to help. Pull up Benny, pull up!! Purlie, seeing the hoovercraft heading straight for them |
#267
|
|||
|
|||
Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Nov 17, 11:01 pm, "Ellie" wrote: Purlie enters, stage left.... awwwrite, yooz guyz fink yore so smart. Yeh, itz uz. Weze thuh Purranos an no catz mess wiff us, so shuddup an mebbe we wont throw yoo outta da plane. Benny, get offer heer an tie dem up before dey cuz enny trubbul. ~Purlie hold guns on Red Rory and Einstein and motions Benny toward the duct tape~ Wascal drops silently out of the cieling luggage compartment. He is behind Purlie and has his GyroJet rocket pistol in a two-handed Weaver grip, as taught in the kitty-paratroopurrs. Unfortunately, he is on the side of good and, as we all know "Evil will win because good is stupid," so he doesn't shoot without warning Hey der, outwaw, put up younz pawz anna giv up. Yooz busted Wascal -- "There is a road, no simple highway Between the dawn and the dark of night And if you go, no one may follow That path is for your steps alone" Robert Hunter, Greatful Dead, "Ripple" ACK!! Don't shoot, don't shoot! Benny, really a scaredy cat, holding his paws in thuh air |
#268
|
|||
|
|||
Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Nov 18, 5:57 pm, ClowderCat wrote: Will in New Haven wrote: On Nov 17, 11:01 pm, "Ellie" wrote: "squiffer" wrote in message ... : : Thank Bast, ZIZI yes I hear you YES !Got the coordinates. over : : Einstein : : YAY!! *liddle torbie jumps up and down* OK! GO! GO! GO! : : : : : : ~Suspicious looking pilot an co-pilot nod to one another as Storm, : Skye : an : : Hunter are held captive in thuh cargo area~ : : : : Purrlie, dis navigator may be trubbul. Yooz shuld get ridda hurz. : : : : Dont giff me a hard time, Benny, just steer. We gotta get dat nip an : yooz : : shur cant reed a map! : : : : Storm, Skye and Hunter, do you need help? Do you need rescued? : : : : Nathan : : Don care fur dis wun littul bit, Nate! I kin sense strange kats : Einstein : : Thet's more'n strange kats, Einstein, rememfur the Purranos? Shore do hope : it ain't thet gang agin. : Red Rory : : : Aw NO! : Purlie, putting his hand on his trusty skwirt boddle and nudging Benny tu do : thuh same Damm, Purlie Purrano, thet rotten can o'tuna. Einstein I know it's dem. I kin long distance smell Purlie!! Red Rory I beleeve ya', jest don figger we kin do one danged thing till we git there - it's owr nip they want. Buhleeve me they are NOT gonna git it Einstein Purlie enters, stage left.... awwwrite, yooz guyz fink yore so smart. Yeh, itz uz. Weze thuh Purranos an no catz mess wiff us, so shuddup an mebbe we wont throw yoo outta da plane. Benny, get offer heer an tie dem up before dey cuz enny trubbul. ~Purlie hold guns on Red Rory and Einstein and motions Benny toward the duct tape~ Wascal drops silently out of the cieling luggage compartment. He is behind Purlie and has his GyroJet rocket pistol in a two-handed Weaver grip, as taught in the kitty-paratroopurrs. Unfortunately, he is on the side of good and, as we all know "Evil will win because good is stupid," so he doesn't shoot without warning Hey der, outwaw, put up younz pawz anna giv up. Yooz busted Wascal -- "There is a road, no simple highway Between the dawn and the dark of night And if you go, no one may follow That path is for your steps alone" Robert Hunter, Greatful Dead, "Ripple" Chester, Clarence and Nathan speed faster towards the plane. Chester and Clarence get there and wait until Nathan arrives. They circle the plane on their hoovercraft. Nathan, hurry. It looks like we might have to rescue even more cats! Nathan pushes the speed button on his hoovercraft harder and makes it to the plane a few minutes after Chester and Clarence. I'm here! How do we get in? Do you see a door anywhere? Wascal's ear perks up, the one that isn't scarred and permanently bent from the epic fight with the raccoom Heer DAT, Mr. Outlaw. Der issa hoovurcraft out der an dey ain heer to hep YOO. Iff yoo gib up no one wil hurted yoo. Wascal HA! I'm not afraid uf yoo OR thoze cats inna hoovercraft. I can beat yoo up wiff one paw tied behind my back! ~Purlie whirls around, gun in hand, when suddenly KA-FOOOOMMMM... he's ejected outta thuh plane by the automatic ejection device.~ Uh-oh, Wascal, I think you'd better know how to fly that plaaaaaaaaaannnnnneeee.... ! Purlie lands in the lake with a ker-splash! |
#269
|
|||
|
|||
Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
Ellie wrote:
"ClowderCat" wrote in message . .. ~Suspicious looking pilot an co-pilot nod to one another as Storm, Skye an Hunter are held captive in thuh cargo area~ Purrlie, dis navigator may be trubbul. Yooz shuld get ridda hurz. Dont giff me a hard time, Benny, just steer. We gotta get dat nip an yooz shur cant reed a map! Storm, Skye and Hunter, do you need help? Do you need rescued? Nathan ~While muffled "ooomphs" filter through the vents in the plane, Purlie tries to keep a low profile by grunting and shaking his head~ Who's there? I heard some telepathic "ooomphs" coming from the plane. Nathan We're thuh pilots ooomph ooomph crash kabang an we dont need yore help oooomph CRASH Ka-thump! You don't sound like Skye, Hunter or Storm. Who are you? Why do I hear all those noises in the background? Nathan, really suspicious and heading his hoovercraft towards the noises ~Purlie turns off the radio to avoid the annoying sounds of good kitties trying to help, but fails to realize that he's also turned on the automatic ejection timer~ Nathan pushes a button on the hoovercraft and touches a button on the plane. The door to the plane opens and Nathan lands his hoovercraft. Soon after that, Chester and Clarence show up, enter the plane with their hoovercrafts and land. Nathan closes the plane door. All of them exit their hoovercraft and meet. Where do we go now? Should we rescue Skye, Hunter and Storm first or take control of the plane from Purlie and Benny? |
#270
|
|||
|
|||
Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
Ellie wrote:
"ClowderCat" wrote in message . .. Nathan sends a telepathic call for help to all the kitties who are in range. Chester and Clarence turn their hoovercraft towards where Nathan said he's hearing the noises. Cats on the ground start yowling telepathically that they want to help. Pull up Benny, pull up!! Purlie, seeing the hoovercraft heading straight for them The hoovercraft stops by the side of the plane. Hey, in there. Let us in! Nathan |
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
First Jellicle Stories -The Grate Mowsie Hunt | fuzzmonsters | Cat community | 1 | November 5th 07 04:45 PM |
PET RESCUE ORGS NEEDED TO FOSTER KATRINA RESCUE PETS | *Because **NYC** Could Be BETTER!! | Cats - misc | 0 | November 23rd 05 07:01 PM |
GRATE NOOS! | Amelia T Cat | Cat community | 9 | April 22nd 05 03:48 PM |