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Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
On Nov 21, 5:50 pm, ClowderCat wrote:
squiffer wrote: "ClowderCat" wrote in message ... : squiffer wrote: : "ClowderCat" wrote in message : ... : : squiffer wrote: : : : ~Suspicious looking pilot an co-pilot nod to one another as : Storm, : : : Skye an Hunter are held captive in thuh cargo area~ : : : : : : Purrlie, dis navigator may be trubbul. Yooz shuld get ridda : hurz. : : : : : : Dont giff me a hard time, Benny, just steer. We gotta get dat : nip : : an : : : yooz shur cant reed a map! : : : : : : Storm, Skye and Hunter, do you need help? Do you need rescued? : : : : : : Nathan : : : ~While muffled "ooomphs" filter through the vents in the plane, : : Purlie : : : tries to keep a low profile by grunting and shaking his head~ : : : Who's there? I heard some telepathic "ooomphs" coming from the : : plane. : : : : : : Nathan : : : We're thuh pilots ooomph ooomph crash kabang an we dont need : yore : : : help oooomph CRASH Ka-thump! : : : : : : You don't sound like Skye, Hunter or Storm. Who are you? Why do I : : hear : : : all those noises in the background? : : : : : : Nathan, really suspicious and heading his hoovercraft towards the : : noises : : : : : : : : : ~Purlie turns off the radio to avoid the annoying sounds of good : kitties : : : trying to help, but fails to realize that he's also turned on the : : automatic : : : ejection timer~ : : : : : : : : : Nathan pushes a button on the hoovercraft and touches a button on the : : : plane. The door to the plane opens and Nathan lands his hoovercraft. : : : Soon after that, Chester and Clarence show up, enter the plane with : : : their hoovercrafts and land. Nathan closes the plane door. All of : them : : : exit their hoovercraft and meet. : : : : : : Where do we go now? Should we rescue Skye, Hunter and Storm first or : : : take control of the plane from Purlie and Benny? : : : : Git thuh plane bak. Then everthing else'll fall inta lace. : : Einstein : : : : An KILL Purlie! : : Red Rory (licking a nasty scar on his leg) : : : : We have control now. Chester said he'll stay here and pilot while we go : : rescue Skye, Hunter and Storm. : : : : Red Rory, why do you hate Purlie? : : : : Nathan : : Got mixted up wit him sum time bak an don wanna talk bout it. : Red Rory. : : : OK. It sounds like he's a real scary kitty! : : Nathan yah! Red Rory I think we should capture him and have the Sheriff take care of him. Nathan Wascal skillfully maneuvers his para-wings so as to hover over the lake surface. He has his GyroJet out now and is waiting for a clear shot or a chance to call for the villain's surrender Yoo rite, Nafum. Taken da law intooo r own cwas shud be resurved fur mergencees.Uv course, I am nott gonna wet him hurt r fren. Wascal -- "I have seen the David, seen the Mona Lisa too And I have heard Doc Watson play Columbus Stockade Blues" Guy Clark - "Dublin Blues" |
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Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
Will in New Haven wrote:
On Nov 21, 5:50 pm, ClowderCat wrote: squiffer wrote: "ClowderCat" wrote in message . .. : squiffer wrote: : "ClowderCat" wrote in message : ... : : squiffer wrote: : : : ~Suspicious looking pilot an co-pilot nod to one another as : Storm, : : : Skye an Hunter are held captive in thuh cargo area~ : : : : : : Purrlie, dis navigator may be trubbul. Yooz shuld get ridda : hurz. : : : : : : Dont giff me a hard time, Benny, just steer. We gotta get dat : nip : : an : : : yooz shur cant reed a map! : : : : : : Storm, Skye and Hunter, do you need help? Do you need rescued? : : : : : : Nathan : : : ~While muffled "ooomphs" filter through the vents in the plane, : : Purlie : : : tries to keep a low profile by grunting and shaking his head~ : : : Who's there? I heard some telepathic "ooomphs" coming from the : : plane. : : : : : : Nathan : : : We're thuh pilots ooomph ooomph crash kabang an we dont need : yore : : : help oooomph CRASH Ka-thump! : : : : : : You don't sound like Skye, Hunter or Storm. Who are you? Why do I : : hear : : : all those noises in the background? : : : : : : Nathan, really suspicious and heading his hoovercraft towards the : : noises : : : : : : : : : ~Purlie turns off the radio to avoid the annoying sounds of good : kitties : : : trying to help, but fails to realize that he's also turned on the : : automatic : : : ejection timer~ : : : : : : : : : Nathan pushes a button on the hoovercraft and touches a button on the : : : plane. The door to the plane opens and Nathan lands his hoovercraft. : : : Soon after that, Chester and Clarence show up, enter the plane with : : : their hoovercrafts and land. Nathan closes the plane door. All of : them : : : exit their hoovercraft and meet. : : : : : : Where do we go now? Should we rescue Skye, Hunter and Storm first or : : : take control of the plane from Purlie and Benny? : : : : Git thuh plane bak. Then everthing else'll fall inta lace. : : Einstein : : : : An KILL Purlie! : : Red Rory (licking a nasty scar on his leg) : : : : We have control now. Chester said he'll stay here and pilot while we go : : rescue Skye, Hunter and Storm. : : : : Red Rory, why do you hate Purlie? : : : : Nathan : : Got mixted up wit him sum time bak an don wanna talk bout it. : Red Rory. : : : OK. It sounds like he's a real scary kitty! : : Nathan yah! Red Rory I think we should capture him and have the Sheriff take care of him. Nathan Wascal skillfully maneuvers his para-wings so as to hover over the lake surface. He has his GyroJet out now and is waiting for a clear shot or a chance to call for the villain's surrender Yoo rite, Nafum. Taken da law intooo r own cwas shud be resurved fur mergencees.Uv course, I am nott gonna wet him hurt r fren. Wascal I don't want either of them to get hurt. I want to put Purrlie in a cage and take him back so he can go to jail. Sheriff Rosco, where are you? Nathan |
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Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
Wascal skillfully maneuvers his para-wings so as to hover over the
lake surface. He has his GyroJet out now and is waiting for a clear shot or a chance to call for the villain's surrender Yoo rite, Nafum. Taken da law intooo r own cwas shud be resurved fur mergencees.Uv course, I am nott gonna wet him hurt r fren. Wascal I don't want either of them to get hurt. I want to put Purrlie in a cage and take him back so he can go to jail. Sheriff Rosco, where are you? Nathan The teleporter twinkles, wrinkles, and shines, and out steps Sheriff Rosco. I'm right here. What do you need me to do? Rosco |
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Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
On Nov 21, 10:14 pm, "Debby Hanoka" wrote:
Wascal skillfully maneuvers his para-wings so as to hover over the lake surface. He has his GyroJet out now and is waiting for a clear shot or a chance to call for the villain's surrender Yoo rite, Nafum. Taken da law intooo r own cwas shud be resurved fur mergencees.Uv course, I am nott gonna wet him hurt r fren. Wascal I don't want either of them to get hurt. I want to put Purrlie in a cage and take him back so he can go to jail. Sheriff Rosco, where are you? Nathan The teleporter twinkles, wrinkles, and shines, and out steps Sheriff Rosco. I'm right here. What do you need me to do? Rosco Hovering over the lake on para-wings Weee gotta rest wun uv doz kittees dat iss fitin down inna da WET. Sir. Wascal, airborn ranger kittee reportin. Wascal -- "The need for Government is the need for force; where force is unnecessary, there is no need for Government." Rose Wilder Lane |
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Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
Debby Hanoka wrote:
Wascal skillfully maneuvers his para-wings so as to hover over the lake surface. He has his GyroJet out now and is waiting for a clear shot or a chance to call for the villain's surrender Yoo rite, Nafum. Taken da law intooo r own cwas shud be resurved fur mergencees.Uv course, I am nott gonna wet him hurt r fren. Wascal I don't want either of them to get hurt. I want to put Purrlie in a cage and take him back so he can go to jail. Sheriff Rosco, where are you? Nathan The teleporter twinkles, wrinkles, and shines, and out steps Sheriff Rosco. I'm right here. What do you need me to do? Rosco Purrlie and Red Rory are in the lake fighting. As soon as we rescue them, we need you to rescue Purrlie because he and Benny hijacked the plane Skye, Hunter and Storm are in. Nathan |
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Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
: squiffer wrote: : : : : ~Suspicious looking pilot an co-pilot nod to one another as : : Storm, : : : : Skye an Hunter are held captive in thuh cargo area~ : : : : : : : : Purrlie, dis navigator may be trubbul. Yooz shuld get : ridda : : hurz. : : : : : : : : Dont giff me a hard time, Benny, just steer. We gotta get : dat : : nip : : : an : : : : yooz shur cant reed a map! : : : : : : : : Storm, Skye and Hunter, do you need help? Do you need : rescued? : : : : : : : : Nathan : : : : ~While muffled "ooomphs" filter through the vents in the : plane, : : : Purlie : : : : tries to keep a low profile by grunting and shaking his head~ : : : : Who's there? I heard some telepathic "ooomphs" coming from : the : : plane. : : : : : : : : Nathan : : : : : : : : We're thuh pilots ooomph ooomph crash kabang an we dont : need : : yore : : : : help oooomph CRASH Ka-thump! : : : : : : : : You don't sound like Skye, Hunter or Storm. Who are you? Why : do I : : hear : : : : all those noises in the background? : : : : : : : : Nathan, really suspicious and heading his hoovercraft towards : the : : noises : : : : : : thet's him! Thet's Purlie thuh murderin mangie bastid : : : Red Rory : : : : : : : ~Purlie turns off the radio to avoid the annoying sounds of good : : kitties : : : : trying to help, but fails to realize that he's also turned on the : : : automatic : : : : ejection timer~ : : : : : : : Red Rory, what did Purlie do to you? : : : : : : Nathan, catcerned : : : : Lots. Let's go git 'im! : : Red Rory : : : : : : I thought we'd put him in jail for you. Would that work? : : : : Nathan : : : Nah, hez connekted - he'll bownce rite out. : Red Rory : : Dis iz troo. Nefur met 'im, but heard tingz...bad, bad tingz : Einstein : : : Who's he connected with? : : What have you heard about him? : : Nathan Hez a soldjer wit thuh Purrano gang. He killz mostly. An thuh Purrano gangz connected inta efurthing krooked, kludin thuh government.. Einstein |
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Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
squiffer wrote:
: squiffer wrote: : : : : ~Suspicious looking pilot an co-pilot nod to one another as : : Storm, : : : : Skye an Hunter are held captive in thuh cargo area~ : : : : : : : : Purrlie, dis navigator may be trubbul. Yooz shuld get : ridda : : hurz. : : : : : : : : Dont giff me a hard time, Benny, just steer. We gotta get : dat : : nip : : : an : : : : yooz shur cant reed a map! : : : : : : : : Storm, Skye and Hunter, do you need help? Do you need : rescued? : : : : : : : : Nathan : : : : ~While muffled "ooomphs" filter through the vents in the : plane, : : : Purlie : : : : tries to keep a low profile by grunting and shaking his head~ : : : : Who's there? I heard some telepathic "ooomphs" coming from : the : : plane. : : : : : : : : Nathan : : : : : : : : We're thuh pilots ooomph ooomph crash kabang an we dont : need : : yore : : : : help oooomph CRASH Ka-thump! : : : : : : : : You don't sound like Skye, Hunter or Storm. Who are you? Why : do I : : hear : : : : all those noises in the background? : : : : : : : : Nathan, really suspicious and heading his hoovercraft towards : the : : noises : : : : : : thet's him! Thet's Purlie thuh murderin mangie bastid : : : Red Rory : : : : : : : ~Purlie turns off the radio to avoid the annoying sounds of good : : kitties : : : : trying to help, but fails to realize that he's also turned on the : : : automatic : : : : ejection timer~ : : : : : : : Red Rory, what did Purlie do to you? : : : : : : Nathan, catcerned : : : : Lots. Let's go git 'im! : : Red Rory : : : : : : I thought we'd put him in jail for you. Would that work? : : : : Nathan : : : Nah, hez connekted - he'll bownce rite out. : Red Rory : : Dis iz troo. Nefur met 'im, but heard tingz...bad, bad tingz : Einstein : : : Who's he connected with? : : What have you heard about him? : : Nathan Hez a soldjer wit thuh Purrano gang. He killz mostly. An thuh Purrano gangz connected inta efurthing krooked, kludin thuh government.. Einstein I never heard of the Purrano gang. That's really scary. We need to do something about them! Nathan |
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Red iz drowning dammit -do sumthin! Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
:: Nathan pushes the speed button on his hoovercraft harder and makes
it :: to the plane a few minutes after Chester and Clarence. :: :: I'm here! How do we get in? Do you see a door anywhere? :: :: Wascal's ear perks up, the one that isn't scarred and permanently :: bent from the epic fight with the raccoom :: :: Heer DAT, Mr. Outlaw. Der issa hoovurcraft out der an dey ain heer to :: hep YOO. Iff yoo gib up no one wil hurted yoo. :: :: Wascal :: :: :: HA! I'm not afraid uf yoo OR thoze cats inna hoovercraft. I can beat : yoo :: up wiff one paw tied behind my back! ~Purlie whirls around, gun in : hand, :: when suddenly KA-FOOOOMMMM... he's ejected outta thuh plane by the : automatic :: ejection device.~ Uh-oh, Wascal, I think you'd better know how to fly : that :: plaaaaaaaaaannnnnneeee.... ! Purlie lands in the lake with a : ker-splash! :: :: Clarence sees the cat flying through the air and landing in the lake. :: He gets back on his hoovercraft and flies it from inside the plane to :: the lake to see if Purlie needs help getting out of the water. : : Unthinking Red Rory leaps into the lake and somehow gets to Purlie wherein : he clamps his mouth onto Purlie's throat, while trying to gut him with his : back claws. Unfortunately this causes both of them to sink, but neither : gives way. As they sink below the surface, ripples and watery sputters are : all one can see or hear Hez drownin! Wait up, RED..I'M KOMIN' (Einstein dives in and using his tail for a rudder aims for the bubbles visible on the water's surface) |
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Red iz drowning dammit -do sumthin! Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
squiffer wrote:
:: Nathan pushes the speed button on his hoovercraft harder and makes it :: to the plane a few minutes after Chester and Clarence. :: :: I'm here! How do we get in? Do you see a door anywhere? :: :: Wascal's ear perks up, the one that isn't scarred and permanently :: bent from the epic fight with the raccoom :: :: Heer DAT, Mr. Outlaw. Der issa hoovurcraft out der an dey ain heer to :: hep YOO. Iff yoo gib up no one wil hurted yoo. :: :: Wascal :: :: :: HA! I'm not afraid uf yoo OR thoze cats inna hoovercraft. I can beat : yoo :: up wiff one paw tied behind my back! ~Purlie whirls around, gun in : hand, :: when suddenly KA-FOOOOMMMM... he's ejected outta thuh plane by the : automatic :: ejection device.~ Uh-oh, Wascal, I think you'd better know how to fly : that :: plaaaaaaaaaannnnnneeee.... ! Purlie lands in the lake with a : ker-splash! :: :: Clarence sees the cat flying through the air and landing in the lake. :: He gets back on his hoovercraft and flies it from inside the plane to :: the lake to see if Purlie needs help getting out of the water. : : Unthinking Red Rory leaps into the lake and somehow gets to Purlie wherein : he clamps his mouth onto Purlie's throat, while trying to gut him with his : back claws. Unfortunately this causes both of them to sink, but neither : gives way. As they sink below the surface, ripples and watery sputters are : all one can see or hear Hez drownin! Wait up, RED..I'M KOMIN' (Einstein dives in and using his tail for a rudder aims for the bubbles visible on the water's surface) Einstein, have them grab the inner tube that I lowered. I'll fill it with air as soon as they do and it'll come up. Clarence |
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Red iz drowning dammit -do sumthin! Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
On Nov 27, 10:00 pm, ClowderCat wrote:
squiffer wrote: :: Nathan pushes the speed button on his hoovercraft harder and makes it :: to the plane a few minutes after Chester and Clarence. :: :: I'm here! How do we get in? Do you see a door anywhere? :: :: Wascal's ear perks up, the one that isn't scarred and permanently :: bent from the epic fight with the raccoom :: :: Heer DAT, Mr. Outlaw. Der issa hoovurcraft out der an dey ain heer to :: hep YOO. Iff yoo gib up no one wil hurted yoo. :: :: Wascal :: :: :: HA! I'm not afraid uf yoo OR thoze cats inna hoovercraft. I can beat : yoo :: up wiff one paw tied behind my back! ~Purlie whirls around, gun in : hand, :: when suddenly KA-FOOOOMMMM... he's ejected outta thuh plane by the : automatic :: ejection device.~ Uh-oh, Wascal, I think you'd better know how to fly : that :: plaaaaaaaaaannnnnneeee.... ! Purlie lands in the lake with a : ker-splash! :: :: Clarence sees the cat flying through the air and landing in the lake. :: He gets back on his hoovercraft and flies it from inside the plane to :: the lake to see if Purlie needs help getting out of the water. : : Unthinking Red Rory leaps into the lake and somehow gets to Purlie wherein : he clamps his mouth onto Purlie's throat, while trying to gut him with his : back claws. Unfortunately this causes both of them to sink, but neither : gives way. As they sink below the surface, ripples and watery sputters are : all one can see or hear Hez drownin! Wait up, RED..I'M KOMIN' (Einstein dives in and using his tail for a rudder aims for the bubbles visible on the water's surface) Einstein, have them grab the inner tube that I lowered. I'll fill it with air as soon as they do and it'll come up. Clarence- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Very close to the water Get dat bad-kitty up wer I kin shoot him a widdle. DAT will slow him down. waits Wascal |
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