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Old October 11th 05, 01:43 PM
Magic Mood JeepŠ
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I'm just too bummed out because a friend of mine is in danger of losing his
license to practice medicine. He's being accused of having sex with some of
his patients. It's such a stupid waste! He was the best veterinarian in
town.


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Old October 11th 05, 02:39 PM
Wayne Mitchell
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"Magic Mood JeepŠ" wrote:

I'm just too bummed out because a friend of mine is in danger of losing his
license to practice medicine. He's being accused of having sex with some of
his patients. It's such a stupid waste! He was the best veterinarian in
town.


It took me a minute, but I just knew it had to be a joke, so I
finally looked up at the subject line.

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Old October 11th 05, 06:08 PM
Christina Websell
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"Magic Mood JeepŠ" wrote in message
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I'm just too bummed out because a friend of mine is in danger of losing
his license to practice medicine. He's being accused of having sex with
some of his patients. It's such a stupid waste! He was the best
veterinarian in town.


His patients? Do you mean the animals?? Surely not. If it's with the
owners, well they aren't his patients at all, they are clients, which is
surely a whole different ball game (whoops.. pardon the unintentional pun.)
blush ;-)

Tweed



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Old October 12th 05, 12:40 AM
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of
his patients. It's such a stupid waste! He was the best veterinarian in
town.



Kumani can only hope. She's STILL convinced that the vet gave her a
butt thermometer for his own jollies, and that the fever she had was
irrelevant.

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Old October 12th 05, 03:12 PM
Jane
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Magic Mood JeepŠ wrote:
I'm just too bummed out because a friend of mine is in danger of losing his
license to practice medicine. He's being accused of having sex with some of
his patients. It's such a stupid waste! He was the best veterinarian in
town.



ROFL!! Took me a minute, but it's great! Thanks for the laugh.

Jane
- owned and amused by Princess Rita
 




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