Inbitatshun to a pardee!

Willow takes the key from Tiger and heads for his cabin. She slowly opens
the door and peeks in. Gudnez, diz izza neat rum. Der iznt anyfing outta
plaze. She tucks her bottlebrush tail along her back so as not to leave and
fur in the room. Letz see, noffink on da tablez by hiz kushion, not effen
any fur on da kushion. Noffink by da lidderbox, effen dat is klean, da
maidkitty musta been herez. Dere is nuffin on da desk. She turns to leave
the room and notices she has left paw prints on the hardwood floor. She
grabs a dust cloth that is by the door and quickly erases the prints. Bud,
jus like I foun it but noffink out of plaze and no prezzie.

She returns to Tiger. I iz sorri but I didn fin nuffin. You just hazta
fink harderz.
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Willow taps Tiger on the shoulder. Giff me your key anna I will chek anna
see if u leftr da prezzie in ur kabin. We godda find itself so u kan giff
it to herself when u danzes da danze. Keep eating and switch to niptea
for a bit.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
fudz iz gud, tiger beginz eatin... i lofez ani seafudz, i thinkz dat iz
why i likez da kruzin diz kommuniti duz..I thinkz ani way dat i hadda
prezzie when i ported bak to da ship anna i am purti sure i piked itsef
up when i kamed furm mine kabin, butted den i kan't remfur veri muc kuz i
started drinkin nip drinkz anna thinkin bowt mine badly behafed hoominz,
Tiger, at least eatin between bited anna not talkin wif hizown mouf full
"Granby" wrote in message
...
O T and Ranger walk up to Tiger, one on each side.

O T begins, Tiger mineown man, u needz sum fudz. They walk him to a
table and sit him down in frnt of a large plate of food. I wuz finkink
where u mitted of putted dat giftz. U waz standink by dat potted palm
tree awhilez ago. Ranger kud u chek up in itz branchez. After dat las
drink ur kneez gaf out for a minute and u sat by dat flour pot ofver
dere, I will go chek dat. U keepz eatink kauz u wanna be able to danze
da annifersarie waltz wiff yourown wife kitty when da musik startz. I
unnerstan ur awfulz day but u gotta fink of da ladiez anna what diz day
meanz to dem too.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Tiger goez bak to da bar for anofur drink anna triez afut a few to
remfur wher he putted hiz wife kitteez prezzie... and for that matter
what he got her... he knowz itz platum anna saphire but kant remfur
zatli juzt now what he got...

he goez fur da drink and seez stormmee in front of him at the bar wif a
drink in each paw... you know i iz gonna tell rosco juzt how meanz owrz
hoominz wuz today ifin he comez to da parti, Stormmee
"Granby" wrote in message
...
O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff to keepz
a I on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in hiz familee had a
badz day, specially Tiger. I fink him iz gonna get plasterd and we may
haff to help himself bak to his kabin. We may haff to ask Wascal to
help uz if we haz ta take dem stepz.
"Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message
...

[A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps
out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is
Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait
kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked
DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC
NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one
of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.]

[Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a
party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster?
Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put
zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat
zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must
awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen
shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee
lopsterz!

[Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and
lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and
anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and
Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur
birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early?

--
Musically Yours,

Hercule Lenoir

well lemme see, i getted readi ta arrife here afur da horrible day atta
tedz, i wanted ta get away i efin telled da hoominz ta wate onna sardinez
treet beclawz da lazt time we getted dem afur da ted OEJ hurked up
efuriwhere,... i hurkez butted i doez itsef neatly anna hersef putted hurke
efuriwhere*shudderz* efin onna way to da litter box, diz made it harder to
get to anna i iz too owlde ta ,... nefurmind, i iz wanderin... den i wented
anna getted da prezzie furm da store anna i ported here... den i had sefural
drinkz in minez rumz ta kalm mineown nerfz in mine rum... den i changed into
diz here powder blue tuxido beclawz MMe. A. likez itsef den i camed down
hereta see mine bootiful wife kittee anna mine furndz anna haf sum more
drinkz... hic... i hazn't seen all mine furndz but i haza wife kittee purt
anna drinkz purt well unner kontrol... well a few more drinkz maybe... anna
sum more of dem oyzterz iz in order whilez i trysta remfur what i did wiffa
prezzie... i alzo haz sumfin fur sundanze butted it iz wif da wiffe kitteez
prezzie... mayhapz i iz gettin too owldeta drinkz diz muc... oh well too
late ta catsider dat rite now...

tiger,

can i get yoursef a drink willow, anna btw thank yoursef fur lukin in owrz
cabin, i hope it wuzint too messy ta luk at, i thinkz i did stratin it a bit
befur comin down her fur drinkz...


"Granby" wrote in message
...
Willow takes the key from Tiger and heads for his cabin. She slowly opens
the door and peeks in. Gudnez, diz izza neat rum. Der iznt anyfing outta
plaze. She tucks her bottlebrush tail along her back so as not to leave
and fur in the room. Letz see, noffink on da tablez by hiz kushion, not
effen any fur on da kushion. Noffink by da lidderbox, effen dat is klean,
da maidkitty musta been herez. Dere is nuffin on da desk. She turns to
leave the room and notices she has left paw prints on the hardwood floor.
She grabs a dust cloth that is by the door and quickly erases the prints.
Bud, jus like I foun it but noffink out of plaze and no prezzie.

She returns to Tiger. I iz sorri but I didn fin nuffin. You just hazta
fink harderz.
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Willow taps Tiger on the shoulder. Giff me your key anna I will chek
anna see if u leftr da prezzie in ur kabin. We godda find itself so u
kan giff it to herself when u danzes da danze. Keep eating and switch to
niptea for a bit.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
fudz iz gud, tiger beginz eatin... i lofez ani seafudz, i thinkz dat iz
why i likez da kruzin diz kommuniti duz..I thinkz ani way dat i hadda
prezzie when i ported bak to da ship anna i am purti sure i piked itsef
up when i kamed furm mine kabin, butted den i kan't remfur veri muc kuz
i started drinkin nip drinkz anna thinkin bowt mine badly behafed
hoominz, Tiger, at least eatin between bited anna not talkin wif hizown
mouf full
"Granby" wrote in message
...
O T and Ranger walk up to Tiger, one on each side.

O T begins, Tiger mineown man, u needz sum fudz. They walk him to a
table and sit him down in frnt of a large plate of food. I wuz finkink
where u mitted of putted dat giftz. U waz standink by dat potted palm
tree awhilez ago. Ranger kud u chek up in itz branchez. After dat las
drink ur kneez gaf out for a minute and u sat by dat flour pot ofver
dere, I will go chek dat. U keepz eatink kauz u wanna be able to danze
da annifersarie waltz wiff yourown wife kitty when da musik startz. I
unnerstan ur awfulz day but u gotta fink of da ladiez anna what diz day
meanz to dem too.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Tiger goez bak to da bar for anofur drink anna triez afut a few to
remfur wher he putted hiz wife kitteez prezzie... and for that matter
what he got her... he knowz itz platum anna saphire but kant remfur
zatli juzt now what he got...

he goez fur da drink and seez stormmee in front of him at the bar wif
a drink in each paw... you know i iz gonna tell rosco juzt how meanz
owrz hoominz wuz today ifin he comez to da parti, Stormmee
"Granby" wrote in message
...
O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff to keepz
a I on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in hiz familee had a
badz day, specially Tiger. I fink him iz gonna get plasterd and we
may haff to help himself bak to his kabin. We may haff to ask Wascal
to help uz if we haz ta take dem stepz.
"Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message
...

[A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps
out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is
Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait
kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked
DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC
NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one
of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.]

[Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a
party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster?
Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put
zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat
zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must
awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen
shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee
lopsterz!

[Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and
lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and
anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and
Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur
birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early?

--
Musically Yours,

Hercule Lenoir

Sweetee, dis iz juss whut I needed! Now I kan git fingz dun kuz I haz got a
rownd tuit! Fangu, Sweetee!

Kin we go hab a liddle refurshmint? I iz awl tired owt frum defendin owrown
frunt winder. Dere wuz a trooder kittee owt dere dis evenin, an it wudnt go
away fur da longist time, evin when I growled an attakked da winder to show
how furoshis I kan be.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Pitô.ônya patterz up tu SunDance wiff hur pawz behynd hur bak
and landz uh smooch on hiz cheek

Happee Purrday, dahrlink, I had sumpin spayshul mayde furr yur nynth
purrday..

Sundance opinz da bockz, an innysyde iz uh rownd madallion onna gold
chayne. On wun syde it sez , "Tu mine Sunnydance wiff lub. May yu
awlwayze hab da tyme tu du whut yu wanna du." on da udder syde it simply
hazz engraved "TUIT".
--
Pitô.ônya


"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 5 Jun 2009 16:55:04 -0700, Sundance's
nimble, little paws typed:

Heer I iz! Dat stuf awl lukz furry gudgud! Duz yoo fingk da
kichen-kitteez
mite need sumkittee to hewp, um, taste da oysterz? Juss to make shur dey
haznt sufferd durin da shippin, of korse!

Sundance

Happy Purrday, Sundance! [paws over a box]

Itz da nooest undergrownd book, cawled DA HUNGRY
KITTIES GUIDE TO SURFIFAL. It teeches kitties
tricks like how to open refrigermolators, boxes an
canz ov fuds, closet doors an da like!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

U mayz be onta suphin boout dat muchez ta drink but u kan konsiderz dat
anofther timez. Think Tiger, u haz on dat nize tuxedo, it haz lotza poketz.
Did urself wear a top hatz ta match dat suit? U mite haff put da prezzie in
dere, like a cat in da hat onlee a prezzie not a cat. The music has started
and Willow just knowz he won't find the present in time for the special
annifersarie dance.

While she is concerned with her friend, Willow keeps looking to see if Aed
and any of his friends have come to the party.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
well lemme see, i getted readi ta arrife here afur da horrible day atta
tedz, i wanted ta get away i efin telled da hoominz ta wate onna sardinez
treet beclawz da lazt time we getted dem afur da ted OEJ hurked up
efuriwhere,... i hurkez butted i doez itsef neatly anna hersef putted
hurke efuriwhere*shudderz* efin onna way to da litter box, diz made it
harder to get to anna i iz too owlde ta ,... nefurmind, i iz wanderin...
den i wented anna getted da prezzie furm da store anna i ported here...
den i had sefural drinkz in minez rumz ta kalm mineown nerfz in mine
rum... den i changed into diz here powder blue tuxido beclawz MMe. A.
likez itsef den i camed down hereta see mine bootiful wife kittee anna
mine furndz anna haf sum more drinkz... hic... i hazn't seen all mine
furndz but i haza wife kittee purt anna drinkz purt well unner kontrol...
well a few more drinkz maybe... anna sum more of dem oyzterz iz in order
whilez i trysta remfur what i did wiffa prezzie... i alzo haz sumfin fur
sundanze butted it iz wif da wiffe kitteez prezzie... mayhapz i iz gettin
too owldeta drinkz diz muc... oh well too late ta catsider dat rite now...

tiger,

can i get yoursef a drink willow, anna btw thank yoursef fur lukin in owrz
cabin, i hope it wuzint too messy ta luk at, i thinkz i did stratin it a
bit befur comin down her fur drinkz...


"Granby" wrote in message
...
Willow takes the key from Tiger and heads for his cabin. She slowly
opens the door and peeks in. Gudnez, diz izza neat rum. Der iznt
anyfing outta plaze. She tucks her bottlebrush tail along her back so as
not to leave and fur in the room. Letz see, noffink on da tablez by hiz
kushion, not effen any fur on da kushion. Noffink by da lidderbox, effen
dat is klean, da maidkitty musta been herez. Dere is nuffin on da desk.
She turns to leave the room and notices she has left paw prints on the
hardwood floor. She grabs a dust cloth that is by the door and quickly
erases the prints. Bud, jus like I foun it but noffink out of plaze and
no prezzie.

She returns to Tiger. I iz sorri but I didn fin nuffin. You just hazta
fink harderz.
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Willow taps Tiger on the shoulder. Giff me your key anna I will chek
anna see if u leftr da prezzie in ur kabin. We godda find itself so u
kan giff it to herself when u danzes da danze. Keep eating and switch
to niptea for a bit.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
fudz iz gud, tiger beginz eatin... i lofez ani seafudz, i thinkz dat iz
why i likez da kruzin diz kommuniti duz..I thinkz ani way dat i hadda
prezzie when i ported bak to da ship anna i am purti sure i piked itsef
up when i kamed furm mine kabin, butted den i kan't remfur veri muc kuz
i started drinkin nip drinkz anna thinkin bowt mine badly behafed
hoominz, Tiger, at least eatin between bited anna not talkin wif hizown
mouf full
"Granby" wrote in message
...
O T and Ranger walk up to Tiger, one on each side.

O T begins, Tiger mineown man, u needz sum fudz. They walk him to a
table and sit him down in frnt of a large plate of food. I wuz
finkink where u mitted of putted dat giftz. U waz standink by dat
potted palm tree awhilez ago. Ranger kud u chek up in itz branchez.
After dat las drink ur kneez gaf out for a minute and u sat by dat
flour pot ofver dere, I will go chek dat. U keepz eatink kauz u wanna
be able to danze da annifersarie waltz wiff yourown wife kitty when da
musik startz. I unnerstan ur awfulz day but u gotta fink of da ladiez
anna what diz day meanz to dem too.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Tiger goez bak to da bar for anofur drink anna triez afut a few to
remfur wher he putted hiz wife kitteez prezzie... and for that matter
what he got her... he knowz itz platum anna saphire but kant remfur
zatli juzt now what he got...

he goez fur da drink and seez stormmee in front of him at the bar wif
a drink in each paw... you know i iz gonna tell rosco juzt how meanz
owrz hoominz wuz today ifin he comez to da parti, Stormmee
"Granby" wrote in message
...
O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff to
keepz a I on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in hiz
familee had a badz day, specially Tiger. I fink him iz gonna get
plasterd and we may haff to help himself bak to his kabin. We may
haff to ask Wascal to help uz if we haz ta take dem stepz.
"Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message
...

[A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps
out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is
Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait
kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked
DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC
NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one
of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.]

[Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a
party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster?
Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put
zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat
zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must
awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen
shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee
lopsterz!

[Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and
lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and
anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and
Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur
birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early?

--
Musically Yours,

Hercule Lenoir

Da gramby had a rou wodden TUIT onc but sumone taked it from her jewelry
box. It kamed from and older fren. Well, her waz firty at da time and diz
man was 60, now, her sayz dat iznt az old as it usta be.
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Sweetee, dis iz juss whut I needed! Now I kan git fingz dun kuz I haz got
a rownd tuit! Fangu, Sweetee!

Kin we go hab a liddle refurshmint? I iz awl tired owt frum defendin
owrown frunt winder. Dere wuz a trooder kittee owt dere dis evenin, an it
wudnt go away fur da longist time, evin when I growled an attakked da
winder to show how furoshis I kan be.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Pitô.ônya patterz up tu SunDance wiff hur pawz behynd hur bak
and landz uh smooch on hiz cheek

Happee Purrday, dahrlink, I had sumpin spayshul mayde furr yur nynth
purrday..

Sundance opinz da bockz, an innysyde iz uh rownd madallion onna gold
chayne. On wun syde it sez , "Tu mine Sunnydance wiff lub. May yu
awlwayze hab da tyme tu du whut yu wanna du." on da udder syde it simply
hazz engraved "TUIT".
--
Pitô.ônya


"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 5 Jun 2009 16:55:04 -0700, Sundance's
nimble, little paws typed:

Heer I iz! Dat stuf awl lukz furry gudgud! Duz yoo fingk da
kichen-kitteez
mite need sumkittee to hewp, um, taste da oysterz? Juss to make shur
dey
haznt sufferd durin da shippin, of korse!

Sundance

Happy Purrday, Sundance! [paws over a box]

Itz da nooest undergrownd book, cawled DA HUNGRY
KITTIES GUIDE TO SURFIFAL. It teeches kitties
tricks like how to open refrigermolators, boxes an
canz ov fuds, closet doors an da like!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

well i didunt hafa hat butted i putted da prezzie sumwhere so i wuuld
remfur, so it would be, would be ... i remfurz, itz inna safe in owrz cabin,
i putted it der so it wuld be safe!!!, Tiger remfurin thru da fog,
"Granby" wrote in message
...
U mayz be onta suphin boout dat muchez ta drink but u kan konsiderz dat
anofther timez. Think Tiger, u haz on dat nize tuxedo, it haz lotza
poketz. Did urself wear a top hatz ta match dat suit? U mite haff put da
prezzie in dere, like a cat in da hat onlee a prezzie not a cat. The music
has started and Willow just knowz he won't find the present in time for the
special annifersarie dance.

While she is concerned with her friend, Willow keeps looking to see if Aed
and any of his friends have come to the party.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
well lemme see, i getted readi ta arrife here afur da horrible day atta
tedz, i wanted ta get away i efin telled da hoominz ta wate onna sardinez
treet beclawz da lazt time we getted dem afur da ted OEJ hurked up
efuriwhere,... i hurkez butted i doez itsef neatly anna hersef putted
hurke efuriwhere*shudderz* efin onna way to da litter box, diz made it
harder to get to anna i iz too owlde ta ,... nefurmind, i iz wanderin...
den i wented anna getted da prezzie furm da store anna i ported here...
den i had sefural drinkz in minez rumz ta kalm mineown nerfz in mine
rum... den i changed into diz here powder blue tuxido beclawz MMe. A.
likez itsef den i camed down hereta see mine bootiful wife kittee anna
mine furndz anna haf sum more drinkz... hic... i hazn't seen all mine
furndz but i haza wife kittee purt anna drinkz purt well unner kontrol...
well a few more drinkz maybe... anna sum more of dem oyzterz iz in order
whilez i trysta remfur what i did wiffa prezzie... i alzo haz sumfin fur
sundanze butted it iz wif da wiffe kitteez prezzie... mayhapz i iz gettin
too owldeta drinkz diz muc... oh well too late ta catsider dat rite
now...

tiger,

can i get yoursef a drink willow, anna btw thank yoursef fur lukin in
owrz cabin, i hope it wuzint too messy ta luk at, i thinkz i did stratin
it a bit befur comin down her fur drinkz...


"Granby" wrote in message
...
Willow takes the key from Tiger and heads for his cabin. She slowly
opens the door and peeks in. Gudnez, diz izza neat rum. Der iznt
anyfing outta plaze. She tucks her bottlebrush tail along her back so
as not to leave and fur in the room. Letz see, noffink on da tablez by
hiz kushion, not effen any fur on da kushion. Noffink by da lidderbox,
effen dat is klean, da maidkitty musta been herez. Dere is nuffin on da
desk. She turns to leave the room and notices she has left paw prints on
the hardwood floor. She grabs a dust cloth that is by the door and
quickly erases the prints. Bud, jus like I foun it but noffink out of
plaze and no prezzie.

She returns to Tiger. I iz sorri but I didn fin nuffin. You just hazta
fink harderz.
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Willow taps Tiger on the shoulder. Giff me your key anna I will chek
anna see if u leftr da prezzie in ur kabin. We godda find itself so u
kan giff it to herself when u danzes da danze. Keep eating and switch
to niptea for a bit.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
fudz iz gud, tiger beginz eatin... i lofez ani seafudz, i thinkz dat
iz why i likez da kruzin diz kommuniti duz..I thinkz ani way dat i
hadda prezzie when i ported bak to da ship anna i am purti sure i
piked itsef up when i kamed furm mine kabin, butted den i kan't remfur
veri muc kuz i started drinkin nip drinkz anna thinkin bowt mine badly
behafed hoominz, Tiger, at least eatin between bited anna not talkin
wif hizown mouf full
"Granby" wrote in message
...
O T and Ranger walk up to Tiger, one on each side.

O T begins, Tiger mineown man, u needz sum fudz. They walk him to a
table and sit him down in frnt of a large plate of food. I wuz
finkink where u mitted of putted dat giftz. U waz standink by dat
potted palm tree awhilez ago. Ranger kud u chek up in itz branchez.
After dat las drink ur kneez gaf out for a minute and u sat by dat
flour pot ofver dere, I will go chek dat. U keepz eatink kauz u
wanna be able to danze da annifersarie waltz wiff yourown wife kitty
when da musik startz. I unnerstan ur awfulz day but u gotta fink of
da ladiez anna what diz day meanz to dem too.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Tiger goez bak to da bar for anofur drink anna triez afut a few to
remfur wher he putted hiz wife kitteez prezzie... and for that
matter what he got her... he knowz itz platum anna saphire but kant
remfur zatli juzt now what he got...

he goez fur da drink and seez stormmee in front of him at the bar
wif a drink in each paw... you know i iz gonna tell rosco juzt how
meanz owrz hoominz wuz today ifin he comez to da parti, Stormmee
"Granby" wrote in message
...
O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff to
keepz a I on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in hiz
familee had a badz day, specially Tiger. I fink him iz gonna get
plasterd and we may haff to help himself bak to his kabin. We may
haff to ask Wascal to help uz if we haz ta take dem stepz.
"Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message
...

[A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps
out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is
Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait
kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked
DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC
NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one
of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.]

[Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a
party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster?
Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put
zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat
zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must
awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen
shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee
lopsterz!

[Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and
lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and
anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and
Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur
birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early?

--
Musically Yours,

Hercule Lenoir

My sisfur in law had wun made furr hur hubby... in gold, bowt an intsh
in dyamytur. He wunt wear it, she duz now'nden. Sundanze haz da sense
tu uhpreesheayte it'z valu!

Anti Sylvia

"Granby" wrote in message
...
Da gramby had a rou wodden TUIT onc but sumone taked it from her
jewelry box. It kamed from and older fren. Well, her waz firty at da
time and diz man was 60, now, her sayz dat iznt az old as it usta be.
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Sweetee, dis iz juss whut I needed! Now I kan git fingz dun kuz I haz
got a rownd tuit! Fangu, Sweetee!

Kin we go hab a liddle refurshmint? I iz awl tired owt frum defendin
owrown frunt winder. Dere wuz a trooder kittee owt dere dis evenin,
an it wudnt go away fur da longist time, evin when I growled an
attakked da winder to show how furoshis I kan be.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Pitô.ônya patterz up tu SunDance wiff hur pawz behynd hur bak
and landz uh smooch on hiz cheek

Happee Purrday, dahrlink, I had sumpin spayshul mayde furr yur
nynth purrday..

Sundance opinz da bockz, an innysyde iz uh rownd madallion onna
gold chayne. On wun syde it sez , "Tu mine Sunnydance wiff lub.
May yu awlwayze hab da tyme tu du whut yu wanna du." on da udder
syde it simply hazz engraved "TUIT".
--
Pitô.ônya


"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 5 Jun 2009 16:55:04 -0700, Sundance's
nimble, little paws typed:

Heer I iz! Dat stuf awl lukz furry gudgud! Duz yoo fingk da
kichen-kitteez
mite need sumkittee to hewp, um, taste da oysterz? Juss to make
shur dey
haznt sufferd durin da shippin, of korse!

Sundance

Happy Purrday, Sundance! [paws over a box]

Itz da nooest undergrownd book, cawled DA HUNGRY
KITTIES GUIDE TO SURFIFAL. It teeches kitties
tricks like how to open refrigermolators, boxes an
canz ov fuds, closet doors an da like!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

diz wuuld be great fura keychain i thinkz, Trudi
"Sylvia M" wrote in message
...
My sisfur in law had wun made furr hur hubby... in gold, bowt an intsh in
dyamytur. He wunt wear it, she duz now'nden. Sundanze haz da sense tu
uhpreesheayte it'z valu!

Anti Sylvia

"Granby" wrote in message
...
Da gramby had a rou wodden TUIT onc but sumone taked it from her jewelry
box. It kamed from and older fren. Well, her waz firty at da time and
diz man was 60, now, her sayz dat iznt az old as it usta be.
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Sweetee, dis iz juss whut I needed! Now I kan git fingz dun kuz I haz
got a rownd tuit! Fangu, Sweetee!

Kin we go hab a liddle refurshmint? I iz awl tired owt frum defendin
owrown frunt winder. Dere wuz a trooder kittee owt dere dis evenin, an
it wudnt go away fur da longist time, evin when I growled an attakked da
winder to show how furoshis I kan be.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Pitô.ônya patterz up tu SunDance wiff hur pawz behynd hur bak
and landz uh smooch on hiz cheek

Happee Purrday, dahrlink, I had sumpin spayshul mayde furr yur nynth
purrday..

Sundance opinz da bockz, an innysyde iz uh rownd madallion onna gold
chayne. On wun syde it sez , "Tu mine Sunnydance wiff lub. May yu
awlwayze hab da tyme tu du whut yu wanna du." on da udder syde it
simply hazz engraved "TUIT".
--
Pitô.ônya


"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 5 Jun 2009 16:55:04 -0700, Sundance's
nimble, little paws typed:

Heer I iz! Dat stuf awl lukz furry gudgud! Duz yoo fingk da
kichen-kitteez
mite need sumkittee to hewp, um, taste da oysterz? Juss to make shur
dey
haznt sufferd durin da shippin, of korse!

Sundance

Happy Purrday, Sundance! [paws over a box]

Itz da nooest undergrownd book, cawled DA HUNGRY
KITTIES GUIDE TO SURFIFAL. It teeches kitties
tricks like how to open refrigermolators, boxes an
canz ov fuds, closet doors an da like!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

Wellz, for heaben sake datwaz a SAFE fing ta do. Finish ur drink anna go
git itself. Duz u needz anny help. O T iz rite ofver dere.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
well i didunt hafa hat butted i putted da prezzie sumwhere so i wuuld
remfur, so it would be, would be ... i remfurz, itz inna safe in owrz
cabin, i putted it der so it wuld be safe!!!, Tiger remfurin thru da fog,
"Granby" wrote in message
...
U mayz be onta suphin boout dat muchez ta drink but u kan konsiderz dat
anofther timez. Think Tiger, u haz on dat nize tuxedo, it haz lotza
poketz. Did urself wear a top hatz ta match dat suit? U mite haff put da
prezzie in dere, like a cat in da hat onlee a prezzie not a cat. The
music has started and Willow just knowz he won't find the present in time
for the special annifersarie dance.

While she is concerned with her friend, Willow keeps looking to see if
Aed and any of his friends have come to the party.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
well lemme see, i getted readi ta arrife here afur da horrible day atta
tedz, i wanted ta get away i efin telled da hoominz ta wate onna
sardinez treet beclawz da lazt time we getted dem afur da ted OEJ hurked
up efuriwhere,... i hurkez butted i doez itsef neatly anna hersef putted
hurke efuriwhere*shudderz* efin onna way to da litter box, diz made it
harder to get to anna i iz too owlde ta ,... nefurmind, i iz wanderin...
den i wented anna getted da prezzie furm da store anna i ported here...
den i had sefural drinkz in minez rumz ta kalm mineown nerfz in mine
rum... den i changed into diz here powder blue tuxido beclawz MMe. A.
likez itsef den i camed down hereta see mine bootiful wife kittee anna
mine furndz anna haf sum more drinkz... hic... i hazn't seen all mine
furndz but i haza wife kittee purt anna drinkz purt well unner
kontrol... well a few more drinkz maybe... anna sum more of dem oyzterz
iz in order whilez i trysta remfur what i did wiffa prezzie... i alzo
haz sumfin fur sundanze butted it iz wif da wiffe kitteez prezzie...
mayhapz i iz gettin too owldeta drinkz diz muc... oh well too late ta
catsider dat rite now...

tiger,

can i get yoursef a drink willow, anna btw thank yoursef fur lukin in
owrz cabin, i hope it wuzint too messy ta luk at, i thinkz i did stratin
it a bit befur comin down her fur drinkz...


"Granby" wrote in message
...
Willow takes the key from Tiger and heads for his cabin. She slowly
opens the door and peeks in. Gudnez, diz izza neat rum. Der iznt
anyfing outta plaze. She tucks her bottlebrush tail along her back so
as not to leave and fur in the room. Letz see, noffink on da tablez by
hiz kushion, not effen any fur on da kushion. Noffink by da lidderbox,
effen dat is klean, da maidkitty musta been herez. Dere is nuffin on
da desk. She turns to leave the room and notices she has left paw
prints on the hardwood floor. She grabs a dust cloth that is by the
door and quickly erases the prints. Bud, jus like I foun it but noffink
out of plaze and no prezzie.

She returns to Tiger. I iz sorri but I didn fin nuffin. You just
hazta fink harderz.
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Willow taps Tiger on the shoulder. Giff me your key anna I will chek
anna see if u leftr da prezzie in ur kabin. We godda find itself so u
kan giff it to herself when u danzes da danze. Keep eating and switch
to niptea for a bit.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
fudz iz gud, tiger beginz eatin... i lofez ani seafudz, i thinkz dat
iz why i likez da kruzin diz kommuniti duz..I thinkz ani way dat i
hadda prezzie when i ported bak to da ship anna i am purti sure i
piked itsef up when i kamed furm mine kabin, butted den i kan't
remfur veri muc kuz i started drinkin nip drinkz anna thinkin bowt
mine badly behafed hoominz, Tiger, at least eatin between bited anna
not talkin wif hizown mouf full
"Granby" wrote in message
...
O T and Ranger walk up to Tiger, one on each side.

O T begins, Tiger mineown man, u needz sum fudz. They walk him to a
table and sit him down in frnt of a large plate of food. I wuz
finkink where u mitted of putted dat giftz. U waz standink by dat
potted palm tree awhilez ago. Ranger kud u chek up in itz branchez.
After dat las drink ur kneez gaf out for a minute and u sat by dat
flour pot ofver dere, I will go chek dat. U keepz eatink kauz u
wanna be able to danze da annifersarie waltz wiff yourown wife kitty
when da musik startz. I unnerstan ur awfulz day but u gotta fink of
da ladiez anna what diz day meanz to dem too.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Tiger goez bak to da bar for anofur drink anna triez afut a few to
remfur wher he putted hiz wife kitteez prezzie... and for that
matter what he got her... he knowz itz platum anna saphire but kant
remfur zatli juzt now what he got...

he goez fur da drink and seez stormmee in front of him at the bar
wif a drink in each paw... you know i iz gonna tell rosco juzt how
meanz owrz hoominz wuz today ifin he comez to da parti, Stormmee
"Granby" wrote in message
...
O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff to
keepz a I on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in hiz
familee had a badz day, specially Tiger. I fink him iz gonna get
plasterd and we may haff to help himself bak to his kabin. We may
haff to ask Wascal to help uz if we haz ta take dem stepz.
"Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message
...

[A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps
out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is
Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait
kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked
DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC
NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one
of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.]

[Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a
party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster?
Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put
zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat
zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must
awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen
shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee
lopsterz!

[Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and
lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and
anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and
Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur
birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early?

--
Musically Yours,

Hercule Lenoir

Dem iz kewel. Piglet thinking she should get one for O T as he always puts
things off.
"Sylvia M" wrote in message
...
My sisfur in law had wun made furr hur hubby... in gold, bowt an intsh in
dyamytur. He wunt wear it, she duz now'nden. Sundanze haz da sense tu
uhpreesheayte it'z valu!

Anti Sylvia

"Granby" wrote in message
...
Da gramby had a rou wodden TUIT onc but sumone taked it from her jewelry
box. It kamed from and older fren. Well, her waz firty at da time and
diz man was 60, now, her sayz dat iznt az old as it usta be.
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Sweetee, dis iz juss whut I needed! Now I kan git fingz dun kuz I haz
got a rownd tuit! Fangu, Sweetee!

Kin we go hab a liddle refurshmint? I iz awl tired owt frum defendin
owrown frunt winder. Dere wuz a trooder kittee owt dere dis evenin, an
it wudnt go away fur da longist time, evin when I growled an attakked da
winder to show how furoshis I kan be.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Pitô.ônya patterz up tu SunDance wiff hur pawz behynd hur bak
and landz uh smooch on hiz cheek

Happee Purrday, dahrlink, I had sumpin spayshul mayde furr yur nynth
purrday..

Sundance opinz da bockz, an innysyde iz uh rownd madallion onna gold
chayne. On wun syde it sez , "Tu mine Sunnydance wiff lub. May yu
awlwayze hab da tyme tu du whut yu wanna du." on da udder syde it
simply hazz engraved "TUIT".
--
Pitô.ônya


"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 5 Jun 2009 16:55:04 -0700, Sundance's
nimble, little paws typed:

Heer I iz! Dat stuf awl lukz furry gudgud! Duz yoo fingk da
kichen-kitteez
mite need sumkittee to hewp, um, taste da oysterz? Juss to make shur
dey
haznt sufferd durin da shippin, of korse!

Sundance

Happy Purrday, Sundance! [paws over a box]

Itz da nooest undergrownd book, cawled DA HUNGRY
KITTIES GUIDE TO SURFIFAL. It teeches kitties
tricks like how to open refrigermolators, boxes an
canz ov fuds, closet doors an da like!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963