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Old November 2nd 03, 04:52 PM
The Queen of Cans and Jars
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Text Medium wrote:

Peter J Ross wrote:
I heard that Jim Morrison used to eat live cats, who had been
abandoned by their owners, in his dressing-room before concerts, in
the hope that it would turn him into a real singer. Is this rumour
true?


Of course it isn't true, silly person.

Jim Morrison didn't ever need to do something like that.

Jim Morrison _was_ a real singer.

No-one has ever been able to sing as well as poor, departed Jim.

sniff


you're kidding, right? because, like, there are about a million people
who are better singers than jim morrison was.
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Old November 3rd 03, 01:10 AM
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We have an authority on this newsgroup for questions such as this.

Peter J Ross wrote:
I heard that Jim Morrison used to eat live cats, who had been
abandoned by their owners, in his dressing-room before concerts, in
the hope that it would turn him into a real singer. Is this rumour
true?


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Old November 3rd 03, 01:46 PM
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In , on 11/03/03
at 02:25 AM, Text Medium said:

The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
Text Medium wrote:


Peter J Ross wrote:

I heard that Jim Morrison used to eat live cats, who had been
abandoned by their owners, in his dressing-room before concerts, in
the hope that it would turn him into a real singer. Is this rumour
true?


Of course it isn't true, silly person.

Jim Morrison didn't ever need to do something like that.

Jim Morrison _was_ a real singer.

No-one has ever been able to sing as well as poor, departed Jim.

sniff



you're kidding, right? because, like, there are about a million people
who are better singers than jim morrison was.



Would I kid around about something as serious as this?


Actually you look like a candidate for the permanent kill file. -- Great
singers, like great writers have something memorable about their work; a
songs, a story, etc. morrison doesn't have one!


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Old November 3rd 03, 07:32 PM
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On Mon, 03 Nov 2003 03:10:24 -1000, Text Medium
, wrote:

wrote:
In , on 11/03/03
at 02:25 AM, Text Medium said:


The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:

Text Medium wrote:



Peter J Ross wrote:


I heard that Jim Morrison used to eat live cats, who had been
abandoned by their owners, in his dressing-room before concerts, in
the hope that it would turn him into a real singer. Is this rumour
true?


Of course it isn't true, silly person.

Jim Morrison didn't ever need to do something like that.

Jim Morrison _was_ a real singer.

No-one has ever been able to sing as well as poor, departed Jim.

sniff


you're kidding, right? because, like, there are about a million people
who are better singers than jim morrison was.




Would I kid around about something as serious as this?



Actually you look like a candidate for the permanent kill file. -- Great
singers, like great writers have something memorable about their work; a
songs, a story, etc. morrison doesn't have one!


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Old November 4th 03, 10:23 AM
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was obviously a troll.
No one can keep a live cat on the plate

LT

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Old November 5th 03, 04:27 AM
Bruce Coryell
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Dead cats, dead rats, did you see what they was at all right, WHOA...

Peter J Ross wrote:
On Sun, 02 Nov 2003 15:52:06 GMT, The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote in
alt.fan.earl-curley:


Text Medium wrote:


Peter J Ross wrote:

I heard that Jim Morrison used to eat live cats, who had been
abandoned by their owners, in his dressing-room before concerts, in
the hope that it would turn him into a real singer. Is this rumour
true?


Of course it isn't true, silly person.

Jim Morrison didn't ever need to do something like that.

Jim Morrison _was_ a real singer.

No-one has ever been able to sing as well as poor, departed Jim.

sniff


you're kidding, right? because, like, there are about a million people
who are better singers than jim morrison was.



Jim Morrison couldn't play guitar either, even though he used catgut
plucked from living cats to make his speshul guitar strings.


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Old November 7th 03, 12:47 PM
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Couldn't be me - I was a spelling bee champ at one time, and do know
how to spell "special". BC

Dr. Flonkenstein wrote:
Being tired of lurking, on Wed, 05 Nov 2003 03:27:50 +0000, Bruce Coryell
posted:


Jim Morrison couldn't play guitar either, even though he used catgut
plucked from living cats to make his speshul guitar strings.


I cant accpet this indelicate remark that is only meant to insult my idol
Jim Morrison, you have to come with something more clever than that.





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Old November 12th 03, 04:46 PM
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Peter J Ross wrote:
: I heard that Jim Morrison used to eat live cats, who had been
: abandoned by their owners, in his dressing-room before concerts, in
: the hope that it would turn him into a real singer. Is this rumour
: true?

I heard it was lizards.
the cat rumour was an unfortunate misunderstanding of the word "pussy".

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