The Big Freeze

we will send you the warmest thoughts, Miss Violette from us all
Uncle Fred wrote in message
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Mary Lu wrote:
(The Furrsome reconfigured Foursome) wrote in
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(leigh) wrote in message
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Ripley just looks out the window and goes "uh uh, no way". A litter
box may be in order!!


Well, heer in Ontario it's been -10 to -20 dg.C or colder. Blue, a
delicat liddle laydee (she finks, ennyway) has NO bodyfat and fine
furs, unlike us moore hardy practical CatNadian Cats. She keeps
tryin' to crawl intu meowmie's jammies- WIF hur in dere furst!

Meowmie sez it tikkles.

Panda-ov-Got-me-own-Jammies-Fangu!-Toes

Hi, Panda-ov-got-me-own-jammies-fangu!-toes!
I ust 2 get reel kold heer in Nu Orleens & I wud slide unner thu
kivers. Onct (& mom wont lett me 4gett it!) I kudnt c well in du dark
& I slid down hur nitegown insted uf thu kivers! She sed it tikkled
2! Yur fren, Raphael

Well I knowz about the big freeze. Yesturday morning it wuz -32
deg. F here and the sun wuz shining on the thermometerthingy. A
week ago or ther aboutz, it wuz -38 deg. F. ... an' I liv in da
OUT!!! Well OK my hooman haz mad me a box wif starofome and
blanketz an put it under da werkshop which is surrounded by deep
snow fur insulashun an I spend most uv my tyme der ceptin ta come
out fur fud and chas skwerlz. I am a tuf cat an I know about da
kold and avoyding da nayburz d*g.
Last yeer I got a lame leg an was walkin on da offer three when I
was kot inna trap and Fred took me inside fur 2 or 3 munths, an'
took me tu da TED hoo stuck needles in me and I hispitted and
neerly took Fred's finger off wen he stuch it in my kage. I hid
in da basment da hole thyme an shredded da plastic ovfer da
liffingrum windoes an howled in da night a couople ov thmes so I
excaped or dey let me out in da spring. This winter I's doing
better though I gets reel scared when it's kold and nobody can get
neer me or I run run run under da shop.
Anyway it's supposed to grgadually warm fur a few mor dayz befur
kitten kold again. It wud bee nice iff there wuz sum sun tu wamr
my black fur in. Kan enny kitties think warm thots fur usses who
live in da koold north.

Jetadiah frum Catnada.

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grrrrr ta yourown nayboor, Trudi, hispittin bout uncarin hoomans...
subsequent very loud purrs, for you for carin...
Me wrote in message
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Uncle Fred wrote:

Well I knowz about the big freeze. Yesturday morning it wuz -32
deg. F here and the sun wuz shining on the thermometerthingy. A week
ago or ther aboutz, it wuz -38 deg. F. ... an' I liv in da OUT!!! Well
OK my hooman haz mad me a box wif starofome and blanketz an put it under
da werkshop which is surrounded by deep snow fur insulashun an I spend
most uv my tyme der ceptin ta come out fur fud and chas skwerlz. I am a
tuf cat an I know about da kold and avoyding da nayburz d*g.
Last yeer I got a lame leg an was walkin on da offer three when I
was kot inna trap and Fred took me inside fur 2 or 3 munths, an' took me
tu da TED hoo stuck needles in me and I hispitted and neerly took Fred's
finger off wen he stuch it in my kage. I hid in da basment da hole
thyme an shredded da plastic ovfer da liffingrum windoes an howled in da
night a couople ov thmes so I excaped or dey let me out in da spring.
This winter I's doing better though I gets reel scared when it's kold
and nobody can get neer me or I run run run under da shop.
Anyway it's supposed to grgadually warm fur a few mor dayz befur
kitten kold again. It wud bee nice iff there wuz sum sun tu wamr my
black fur in. Kan enny kitties think warm thots fur usses who live in
da koold north.

Jetadiah frum Catnada.



Jetadiah,

Weze furry happi to heer yur doin bedder dis yeer. Weve got a 'trooder
kitty in da house rite now. He kin only walk on tree legs. Meowmies been
puttin Anti Biotic on da hurt. Heze OK buttid I still hiss, on principal.

Snowflake

Hoomin note: Booker, the 'trooder kitty, belongs to a neighbor who
couldn't care less about the health and welfare of the cats born to the
house. Booker came over here limping a couple of days ago, and lets me
take care of him with no complaints, and sleeps and eats the rest of the
time (good appetite, and the wound is healing, so I think he'll be OK).

grrrrr ta yourown nayboor, Trudi, hispittin bout uncarin hoomans...
subsequent very loud purrs, for you for carin...
Me wrote in message
...


Uncle Fred wrote:

Well I knowz about the big freeze. Yesturday morning it wuz -32
deg. F here and the sun wuz shining on the thermometerthingy. A week
ago or ther aboutz, it wuz -38 deg. F. ... an' I liv in da OUT!!! Well
OK my hooman haz mad me a box wif starofome and blanketz an put it under
da werkshop which is surrounded by deep snow fur insulashun an I spend
most uv my tyme der ceptin ta come out fur fud and chas skwerlz. I am a
tuf cat an I know about da kold and avoyding da nayburz d*g.
Last yeer I got a lame leg an was walkin on da offer three when I
was kot inna trap and Fred took me inside fur 2 or 3 munths, an' took me
tu da TED hoo stuck needles in me and I hispitted and neerly took Fred's
finger off wen he stuch it in my kage. I hid in da basment da hole
thyme an shredded da plastic ovfer da liffingrum windoes an howled in da
night a couople ov thmes so I excaped or dey let me out in da spring.
This winter I's doing better though I gets reel scared when it's kold
and nobody can get neer me or I run run run under da shop.
Anyway it's supposed to grgadually warm fur a few mor dayz befur
kitten kold again. It wud bee nice iff there wuz sum sun tu wamr my
black fur in. Kan enny kitties think warm thots fur usses who live in
da koold north.

Jetadiah frum Catnada.



Jetadiah,

Weze furry happi to heer yur doin bedder dis yeer. Weve got a 'trooder
kitty in da house rite now. He kin only walk on tree legs. Meowmies been
puttin Anti Biotic on da hurt. Heze OK buttid I still hiss, on principal.

Snowflake

Hoomin note: Booker, the 'trooder kitty, belongs to a neighbor who
couldn't care less about the health and welfare of the cats born to the
house. Booker came over here limping a couple of days ago, and lets me
take care of him with no complaints, and sleeps and eats the rest of the
time (good appetite, and the wound is healing, so I think he'll be OK).

I feel kind of bad complaining now, given the temps elsewhere. But
we're not really used to extremes here in the UK and it was majorly
hyped on the news n stuff. So hope you kitties elsewhere are keeping
even warmer than we are here!!

CRO wrote in message .com...
Jee, we feelz badbad fur yew cold kittiez, itz been 55 tu 60 here in
Catifurnia. I been inda gardenz a cuppl uf timz.
Mizmudgie

leigh wrote:

Well, the predicted big freeze finally hit us here in the UK. Luckily
for me I have a three cat duvet (better than t*gs anyday). It's not
that cold, if it was they would be under it not on top of it!

I feel kind of bad complaining now, given the temps elsewhere. But
we're not really used to extremes here in the UK and it was majorly
hyped on the news n stuff. So hope you kitties elsewhere are keeping
even warmer than we are here!!

CRO wrote in message .com...
Jee, we feelz badbad fur yew cold kittiez, itz been 55 tu 60 here in
Catifurnia. I been inda gardenz a cuppl uf timz.
Mizmudgie

leigh wrote:

Well, the predicted big freeze finally hit us here in the UK. Luckily
for me I have a three cat duvet (better than t*gs anyday). It's not
that cold, if it was they would be under it not on top of it!

Miss Violette wrote:
Hi raf,
sorry soft's talker won't tell her howta spellz yourown name... I getz inna
coverz atta foot of da bed cause I isa little anna i gotz some furz butted i
isa coldz lotsa da time... I been tryin ta get furry ta buy uses a heated
kitty bed butted he isa notted listenin an nefur isa soft, HRMPH, Trudi

Sumtimes a cardboard box on it's side wif a blanket can be a shelter
and a gudgud thing. Expeshully if a flap or two is clozed.

Jetadiah frrum Catnada
(remove FFFf from my address to reply if by email).

Miss Violette wrote:
Hi raf,
sorry soft's talker won't tell her howta spellz yourown name... I getz inna
coverz atta foot of da bed cause I isa little anna i gotz some furz butted i
isa coldz lotsa da time... I been tryin ta get furry ta buy uses a heated
kitty bed butted he isa notted listenin an nefur isa soft, HRMPH, Trudi

Sumtimes a cardboard box on it's side wif a blanket can be a shelter
and a gudgud thing. Expeshully if a flap or two is clozed.

Jetadiah frrum Catnada
(remove FFFf from my address to reply if by email).

I know you isa right butt soft hasa some motional issues wif boxes so we
doez notted getted them very often, Trudi, the deprived
Uncle Fred wrote in message
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Miss Violette wrote:
Hi raf,
sorry soft's talker won't tell her howta spellz yourown name... I getz
inna
coverz atta foot of da bed cause I isa little anna i gotz some furz
butted i
isa coldz lotsa da time... I been tryin ta get furry ta buy uses a
heated
kitty bed butted he isa notted listenin an nefur isa soft, HRMPH, Trudi

Sumtimes a cardboard box on it's side wif a blanket can be a shelter
and a gudgud thing. Expeshully if a flap or two is clozed.

Jetadiah frrum Catnada
(remove FFFf from my address to reply if by email).

I know you isa right butt soft hasa some motional issues wif boxes so we
doez notted getted them very often, Trudi, the deprived
Uncle Fred wrote in message
...
Miss Violette wrote:
Hi raf,
sorry soft's talker won't tell her howta spellz yourown name... I getz
inna
coverz atta foot of da bed cause I isa little anna i gotz some furz
butted i
isa coldz lotsa da time... I been tryin ta get furry ta buy uses a
heated
kitty bed butted he isa notted listenin an nefur isa soft, HRMPH, Trudi

Sumtimes a cardboard box on it's side wif a blanket can be a shelter
and a gudgud thing. Expeshully if a flap or two is clozed.

Jetadiah frrum Catnada
(remove FFFf from my address to reply if by email).

Miss Violette wrote:
I know you isa right butt soft hasa some motional issues wif boxes so we
doez notted getted them very often, Trudi, the deprived

Motional issus wif Boxes??? Hmmmm. Yuv peeked my kuriosity and
I'ze grinnin at sum unnamed, unimagined humour effen tho I don't
no what iz funy bout it.

Jetadiah & his hooman Fred
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