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Old February 23rd 17, 05:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Samuel Redcat
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Well, mine Paw has postponed him's trip to Las Vegas indefinitely. So
we haf nofing left to survail. Or to infesticate. So I guess we'z can
go home.

Francesca: Party

Sammy: I will see about getting da catacopter refuled and stocked wif
food fur da return trip/

Francesca: PARTY!

Ranger: PARTY! PARTY!

[The assembled cats all join in the chorus of "Party! Party!"]

Ummm, or we could haf a party, I guess.

[Stevie, the FBO manager cat, hears the ruckus and approaches]

Stevie: DId I hear correctly that y'all want a party? Just so happens
that there's a big shindig tonight at the Purragio tonight, honoring
some European kitty lady. I'm sure I could get y'all tickets. How would
that sound?

Francesca: As the official party kitten, I say "Fank you!" Dat would be
wunnderful.

Stevie: Well, the party starts in just a little bit and runs all night,
so I'll get some limos ordered up.

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Old February 23rd 17, 06:31 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance and/or Rebecca
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Default A new investigation, in Las Vegas

I wunner if dat kud be da Countess...

Rebecca
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Old February 23rd 17, 06:32 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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....da European kitty lady, I meenz.

Rebecca
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Old February 28th 17, 06:13 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default A new investigation, in Las Vegas

On 2017-02-23 17:31:03 +0000, Sundance and/or Rebecca said:

I wunner if dat kud be da Countess...

Rebecca


Hmmm, I wunner too!

Stevie: You kitties lucked out! My cousin Fluffball and his buddy Spot
(Spot has weird humans) are both on duty tonight. And they both have
great limos! Here they are now...

[Two long, shiny white limos pull up beside the kitties. Fluffball and
Spot hop out and hold the limo doors open. They're both wearing classic
livery driver hats and formal vests.]

Fluffball: Good afternoon, kitties! I understnd that you're headed to a
party at the Purragio. From what I hear dat's quite a party! Everykitty
hop in and make yourselves comfy. Both limos are equipped with full
bars, with all the nip champagne you might want, and wif grilled
shrimpies and tuna kabobs.

[Everykitty piles in to the two cars, and they're soon crusing through
Las Vegas traffic. The windows of he limos are tinted quite darkly,
except for the windshield and drive's windows. Most of the humans
walking along the strip are too involved in the sights and sounds to
notice the vehicles passing by, but a few pedestrians do a double-take
when they see a big car drive past with a kitty at the wheel. At the
intersection of Las Vegas Blvd and Tropicana Ave the police are out
directing traffic due to failed traffic lights. As the two limos pull
through the intersection the police officer working the intersection
stares mutely, shakes his head, then takes a deep drink of water before
going back to directing traffic.

The sun has gone down since the group left the airport, and the city is
coming to life around the kitties. Everybody takes positions by the
windows, looking at the bright lights. As they pass by the Treasure
Island Casino they are just in time for the pirate show. Both limos
pull over to where the kitties can see the sights, but wince the
windows are up they kitties don't get bombarded by the loud noises of
the cannon. They watch amazed as the battle raged, then the limos
pulled smoothly into traffic again. They soon turn off the Strip and
onto a parallel street, then they find themselves on the long, winding
drive leading up to the Purrlagio Hotel.

The Purrlagio, a lovely, modern, glittering hotel catering exclusively
to kitties and their friends, is set behind the larger human hotels,
but somehow the humans never seem to notice it. The limos pull up at
the main entrance, and uniformed bellman cats run to open the limousine
doors.]

Bellman: Greetings, and welcome to the Purrlagio! We strive to make
every kitty - err, and guest doggy - feel like royalty. Please feel
free to ask any of the uniformed staff if you need help finding
anything!

  #15  
Old March 3rd 17, 03:26 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk
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Default A new investigation, in Las Vegas

Sammy Redcat wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

On 2017-02-23 17:31:03 +0000, Sundance and/or Rebecca said:

I wunner if dat kud be da Countess...

Rebecca


Hmmm, I wunner too!

Stevie: You kitties lucked out! My cousin Fluffball and his buddy
Spot (Spot has weird humans) are both on duty tonight. And they both
have great limos! Here they are now...

[Two long, shiny white limos pull up beside the kitties. Fluffball
and Spot hop out and hold the limo doors open. They're both wearing
classic livery driver hats and formal vests.]

Fluffball: Good afternoon, kitties! I understnd that you're headed to
a party at the Purragio. From what I hear dat's quite a party!
Everykitty hop in and make yourselves comfy. Both limos are equipped
with full bars, with all the nip champagne you might want, and wif
grilled shrimpies and tuna kabobs.

[Everykitty piles in to the two cars, and they're soon crusing
through Las Vegas traffic. The windows of he limos are tinted quite
darkly, except for the windshield and drive's windows. Most of the
humans walking along the strip are too involved in the sights and
sounds to notice the vehicles passing by, but a few pedestrians do a
double-take when they see a big car drive past with a kitty at the
wheel. At the intersection of Las Vegas Blvd and Tropicana Ave the
police are out directing traffic due to failed traffic lights. As the
two limos pull through the intersection the police officer working
the intersection stares mutely, shakes his head, then takes a deep
drink of water before going back to directing traffic.

The sun has gone down since the group left the airport, and the city
is coming to life around the kitties. Everybody takes positions by
the windows, looking at the bright lights. As they pass by the
Treasure Island Casino they are just in time for the pirate show.
Both limos pull over to where the kitties can see the sights, but
wince the windows are up they kitties don't get bombarded by the loud
noises of the cannon. They watch amazed as the battle raged, then the
limos pulled smoothly into traffic again. They soon turn off the
Strip and onto a parallel street, then they find themselves on the
long, winding drive leading up to the Purrlagio Hotel.

The Purrlagio, a lovely, modern, glittering hotel catering
exclusively to kitties and their friends, is set behind the larger
human hotels, but somehow the humans never seem to notice it. The
limos pull up at the main entrance, and uniformed bellman cats run to
open the limousine doors.]

Bellman: Greetings, and welcome to the Purrlagio! We strive to make
every kitty - err, and guest doggy - feel like royalty. Please feel
free to ask any of the uniformed staff if you need help finding
anything!


A calls comes in for another pickup. Fluffy and Spot head on over and
pickup more guests. As they arrive at the Purrilago, Spot jumps out to
assist the guests.

First out is a very dapper tan and white dog with a bowtie sprinkled
with diamonds and a matching tail ornament. He assists another dog
wearing nothing but beads that match her natural coat of white tan,
grey and black and a tiny spred of diamond earrings along her ears.
Last out is a lovely white elder kitty wearing earrings of tan and
black, and a diamond necklace.

--

  #16  
Old March 5th 17, 08:03 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk
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Default A new investigation, in Las Vegas

cshenk wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

Sammy Redcat wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

On 2017-02-23 17:31:03 +0000, Sundance and/or Rebecca said:

I wunner if dat kud be da Countess...

Rebecca


Hmmm, I wunner too!

Stevie: You kitties lucked out! My cousin Fluffball and his buddy
Spot (Spot has weird humans) are both on duty tonight. And they both
have great limos! Here they are now...

[Two long, shiny white limos pull up beside the kitties. Fluffball
and Spot hop out and hold the limo doors open. They're both wearing
classic livery driver hats and formal vests.]

Fluffball: Good afternoon, kitties! I understnd that you're headed
to a party at the Purragio. From what I hear dat's quite a party!
Everykitty hop in and make yourselves comfy. Both limos are equipped
with full bars, with all the nip champagne you might want, and wif
grilled shrimpies and tuna kabobs.

[Everykitty piles in to the two cars, and they're soon crusing
through Las Vegas traffic. The windows of he limos are tinted quite
darkly, except for the windshield and drive's windows. Most of the
humans walking along the strip are too involved in the sights and
sounds to notice the vehicles passing by, but a few pedestrians do a
double-take when they see a big car drive past with a kitty at the
wheel. At the intersection of Las Vegas Blvd and Tropicana Ave the
police are out directing traffic due to failed traffic lights. As
the two limos pull through the intersection the police officer
working the intersection stares mutely, shakes his head, then takes
a deep drink of water before going back to directing traffic.

The sun has gone down since the group left the airport, and the city
is coming to life around the kitties. Everybody takes positions by
the windows, looking at the bright lights. As they pass by the
Treasure Island Casino they are just in time for the pirate show.
Both limos pull over to where the kitties can see the sights, but
wince the windows are up they kitties don't get bombarded by the
loud noises of the cannon. They watch amazed as the battle raged,
then the limos pulled smoothly into traffic again. They soon turn
off the Strip and onto a parallel street, then they find themselves
on the long, winding drive leading up to the Purrlagio Hotel.

The Purrlagio, a lovely, modern, glittering hotel catering
exclusively to kitties and their friends, is set behind the larger
human hotels, but somehow the humans never seem to notice it. The
limos pull up at the main entrance, and uniformed bellman cats run
to open the limousine doors.]

Bellman: Greetings, and welcome to the Purrlagio! We strive to make
every kitty - err, and guest doggy - feel like royalty. Please feel
free to ask any of the uniformed staff if you need help finding
anything!


A calls comes in for another pickup. Fluffy and Spot head on over and
pickup more guests. As they arrive at the Purrilago, Spot jumps out to
assist the guests.

First out is a very dapper tan and white dog with a bowtie sprinkled
with diamonds and a matching tail ornament. He assists another dog
wearing nothing but beads that match her natural coat of white tan,
grey and black and a tiny spred of diamond earrings along her ears.
Last out is a lovely white elder kitty wearing earrings of tan and
black, and a diamond necklace.


Cash thanks Spot and Fluffy then slides them 2 ducky treats each plus a
pre-loaded card for the Boutique worth 2 tuna each. He hopes he has
the exchange rate right and has not over tipped (no biggie) or *gasp*
undertipped!

Since they both grin and nom a ducky treat as they help unload the
bags, he assumes he got it right.

Spot and Fluffy flank the known elderly Iowna and guide her up the
steps while another bellkitty takes the bags and uses the ramp.

Cash and Daisy-chan follow up and stop at the top of the steps to view
the lovely hotel. They are glad they upscaled what they brought to
wear as it's a very fancy feast sort of place!

Cash notes a pedicure place and heads over while Iowna sniffs massage
oils and purring kittahs and heads that way. Daisy-chan grins and
checks them all in as Cash arranges nail trimming and a natural looking
pink polish and Iowna arranges a fully body massage and a toenail trim
with silver spangled nail polish applied over a bed of natural looking
pink.

When Daisy-chan looks back (having noted the exchange rate for ducky
treats is *quite good*) she sees Cash surrounded by 2 nail artists per
paw and all she can see of Iowna is she seems snuggled on her back with
2 hot towels bracing her and all 4 paws in the air. The rest of her is
hidden by giggling kittahs who are vigourously massaging every inch of
her not covered by grins.

Daisy-chan sniffs something delicious and finds Sammy at the bar who is
waiting for a mousical to come out of the blender. It's a little early
in the day so she asks for a simpler hot tea made of mouse broth and a
minimal but fun nip addition.

'Hey Sammy, get a load of Iowna with all 4 paws in the air! Bless the
Countess for a fun time and she might come out later!'



--

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Old March 6th 17, 02:40 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Samuel Redcat
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Cash thanks Spot and Fluffy then slides them 2 ducky treats each plus a
pre-loaded card for the Boutique worth 2 tuna each. He hopes he has
the exchange rate right and has not over tipped (no biggie) or *gasp*
undertipped!

Since they both grin and nom a ducky treat as they help unload the
bags, he assumes he got it right.

Spot and Fluffy flank the known elderly Iowna and guide her up the
steps while another bellkitty takes the bags and uses the ramp.

Cash and Daisy-chan follow up and stop at the top of the steps to view
the lovely hotel. They are glad they upscaled what they brought to
wear as it's a very fancy feast sort of place!

Cash notes a pedicure place and heads over while Iowna sniffs massage
oils and purring kittahs and heads that way. Daisy-chan grins and
checks them all in as Cash arranges nail trimming and a natural looking
pink polish and Iowna arranges a fully body massage and a toenail trim
with silver spangled nail polish applied over a bed of natural looking
pink.

When Daisy-chan looks back (having noted the exchange rate for ducky
treats is *quite good*) she sees Cash surrounded by 2 nail artists per
paw and all she can see of Iowna is she seems snuggled on her back with
2 hot towels bracing her and all 4 paws in the air. The rest of her is
hidden by giggling kittahs who are vigourously massaging every inch of
her not covered by grins.

Daisy-chan sniffs something delicious and finds Sammy at the bar who is
waiting for a mousical to come out of the blender. It's a little early
in the day so she asks for a simpler hot tea made of mouse broth and a
minimal but fun nip addition.

'Hey Sammy, get a load of Iowna with all 4 paws in the air! Bless the
Countess for a fun time and she might come out later!'



I'z hoping so! I hafen't seen her for ages.

Da concierge tells me dat dere's a big party upstairs in about a hour,
an we's all invited. I hear dat da food dere is gonna be great!

Sammy

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Old March 8th 17, 01:08 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk
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Default A new investigation, in Las Vegas

Samuel Redcat wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:


Cash thanks Spot and Fluffy then slides them 2 ducky treats each
plus a pre-loaded card for the Boutique worth 2 tuna each. He
hopes he has the exchange rate right and has not over tipped (no
biggie) or gasp undertipped!

Since they both grin and nom a ducky treat as they help unload the
bags, he assumes he got it right.

Spot and Fluffy flank the known elderly Iowna and guide her up the
steps while another bellkitty takes the bags and uses the ramp.

Cash and Daisy-chan follow up and stop at the top of the steps to
view the lovely hotel. They are glad they upscaled what they
brought to wear as it's a very fancy feast sort of place!

Cash notes a pedicure place and heads over while Iowna sniffs
massage oils and purring kittahs and heads that way. Daisy-chan
grins and checks them all in as Cash arranges nail trimming and a
natural looking pink polish and Iowna arranges a fully body massage
and a toenail trim with silver spangled nail polish applied over a
bed of natural looking pink.

When Daisy-chan looks back (having noted the exchange rate for ducky
treats is *quite good*) she sees Cash surrounded by 2 nail artists
per paw and all she can see of Iowna is she seems snuggled on her
back with 2 hot towels bracing her and all 4 paws in the air. The
rest of her is hidden by giggling kittahs who are vigourously
massaging every inch of her not covered by grins.

Daisy-chan sniffs something delicious and finds Sammy at the bar
who is waiting for a mousical to come out of the blender. It's a
little early in the day so she asks for a simpler hot tea made of
mouse broth and a minimal but fun nip addition.

'Hey Sammy, get a load of Iowna with all 4 paws in the air! Bless
the Countess for a fun time and she might come out later!'



I'z hoping so! I hafen't seen her for ages.

Da concierge tells me dat dere's a big party upstairs in about a
hour, an we's all invited. I hear dat da food dere is gonna be great!

Sammy


Ohh! Wez in fur it! Are we dressed ok? WE went kind of furry upscale
yet tried to hit the middle. I mean, you don't go to the home of a
Countess in flip flops! (Daisy-chan looks at Cash and snicker/whispers
to Sammy, 'he really likes his hot pink flip flops').

Meantime, Iowna flopps over on her belly with her legs hanging down.
She's still almost invisible because of all the massage kittahs but you
can see a big grin as they work on her back and hips.

Cash meantime steps carefully (nail polish almost dry) up to the bar.

'Hi Sammy!' says Cash as the waiter comes over. Cash orders a beef
broth chilled consomme with a thimble of red wine and 1/2 a pinch of
nip (he's gotten used to it over the years and rather likes it).

--

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Old March 8th 17, 02:29 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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I'z hoping so! I hafen't seen her for ages.

Da concierge tells me dat dere's a big party upstairs in about a
hour, an we's all invited. I hear dat da food dere is gonna be great!

Sammy


Ohh! Wez in fur it! Are we dressed ok? WE went kind of furry upscale
yet tried to hit the middle. I mean, you don't go to the home of a
Countess in flip flops! (Daisy-chan looks at Cash and snicker/whispers
to Sammy, 'he really likes his hot pink flip flops').

Meantime, Iowna flopps over on her belly with her legs hanging down.
She's still almost invisible because of all the massage kittahs but you
can see a big grin as they work on her back and hips.

Cash meantime steps carefully (nail polish almost dry) up to the bar.

'Hi Sammy!' says Cash as the waiter comes over. Cash orders a beef
broth chilled consomme with a thimble of red wine and 1/2 a pinch of
nip (he's gotten used to it over the years and rather likes it).


Hey dere, Cash! Da nails are looking good!

I woudln't worry, Miz Daisy-chan. Since dis is Las Vegas, I'z sure dat
dey is used to a wide range of dress styles. And I rememfur from our
last bisit to da Countess' castle dat even in da castle dey isn't
super-formal. whispering to Daisy-chan And to help Cash feel
comforbable, mebbe I'll wear my neon green flip flops.

  #20  
Old March 9th 17, 02:17 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk
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Default A new investigation, in Las Vegas

Sammy Redcat wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:


I'z hoping so! I hafen't seen her for ages.

Da concierge tells me dat dere's a big party upstairs in about a
hour, an we's all invited. I hear dat da food dere is gonna be
great!

Sammy


Ohh! Wez in fur it! Are we dressed ok? WE went kind of furry
upscale yet tried to hit the middle. I mean, you don't go to the
home of a Countess in flip flops! (Daisy-chan looks at Cash and
snicker/whispers to Sammy, 'he really likes his hot pink flip
flops').

Meantime, Iowna flopps over on her belly with her legs hanging down.
She's still almost invisible because of all the massage kittahs but
you can see a big grin as they work on her back and hips.

Cash meantime steps carefully (nail polish almost dry) up to the
bar.

'Hi Sammy!' says Cash as the waiter comes over. Cash orders a beef
broth chilled consomme with a thimble of red wine and 1/2 a pinch of
nip (he's gotten used to it over the years and rather likes it).


Hey dere, Cash! Da nails are looking good!

I woudln't worry, Miz Daisy-chan. Since dis is Las Vegas, I'z sure
dat dey is used to a wide range of dress styles. And I rememfur from
our last bisit to da Countess' castle dat even in da castle dey isn't
super-formal. whispering to Daisy-chan And to help Cash feel
comforbable, mebbe I'll wear my neon green flip flops.


Iowna, who has excellent hearing flops over and asks her massage
kittahs if they can find 4 XXL hot pink flip flops, and 4 S in camo for
her. She thinks a bit and adds, that her fellow sisifer-cat would like
some XS sets in orange or blue but will be happy with green as it
matches her eyes.

A giggling kittah runs off to snag some after eying the paws. She's
even inobtrusively taken a gander at Sammy's feets.

--

 




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