NY Man Marries His Dog

BUFFALO, NY—At 2:00 P.M. yesterday afternoon, Harold Bateman, 46, was
seen outside a Western New York courthouse with a spritely, 2-year-old
Border Collie named Gingy. After a couple hours of loitering, staff came
out to greet him and inquire as to why he was standing outside the
courthouse.

“Well Gingy and I were listening to Pat Robertson the other day, and
when he said that the slippery slope of gay marriage would lead to
people marrying animals, we thought it was time to give it a whirl.”
said Harold.

After a brief debate over whether or not parental consent was necessary
(Gingy is, after all, only two) the courthouse waived the usual
prohibition on the entrance of dogs and allowed Harold to legally marry
Gingy.

Governor Cuomo applauded the move as a new stage in acceptance. “It
really was a great stride in the triumph of human rights allowing people
with varying sexual interests to be married. Right up there with the
signing of the Declaration of Independence, storming of the Bastille,
emancipation of slaves, and the fall of the Berlin Wall. I wish Harold
and Gingy approximately eight more years of bliss (given the average
lifespan of a Border Collie).”

When asked why he wanted to marry Gingy, Harold explained “Well, it is
kind of like the show Wilfred. While everyone else sees a dog, I see a
hot young number with a sexy Australian accent in a dog suit. She’s
impulsive, but I think this will work out for now.”

Both homosexual activists and Right-Wing Christians were upset over the
recent development. “I told you so.” said Dr. James Dobson, a
self-proclaimed expert in bestiality genetics. “Soon we’ll have men
going to court houses with puppies, then multiple puppies, then multiple
male puppies, then tarantulas, then who knows! Mark my words, one man
marrying a dog will spell the death of Western Civilization.”

Reggie Patterson, a noted local homosexual rights activist, had a
similar opinion. “We homosexuals were people wishing to marry each
other. That degenerates like Bateman would simply take advantage of our
work so far is a moral outrage!”

Thousands of women are left wondering if they can file for similar
partnerships with multiple cats.

On 25/09/13 12:38 PM, Craig Chilton wrote:

BUFFALO, NY—At 2:00 P.M. yesterday afternoon, Harold Bateman, 46, was
seen outside a Western New York courthouse with a spritely, 2-year-old
Border Collie named Gingy. After a couple hours of loitering, staff came
out to greet him and inquire as to why he was standing outside the
courthouse.

“Well Gingy and I were listening to Pat Robertson the other day, and
when he said that the slippery slope of gay marriage would lead to
people marrying animals, we thought it was time to give it a whirl.”
said Harold.


Craig Chilton [www.TravelForPay.org]: “Yeah, it's called FAIRNESS.
Egalitarians always are disquieted by the abject social-retardedness of
irrational and hateful bigotry when-ever and wherever it exists.

(BTW -- you said you wouldn't be making more posts to me, so you are a
lowlife liar.)”

On Tue, 24 Sep 2013 19:38:00 -0700, Craig Chilton "
wrote:


BUFFALO, NY—At 2:00 P.M. yesterday afternoon, Harold Bateman, 46, was
seen outside a Western New York courthouse with a spritely, 2-year-old
Border Collie named Gingy. After a couple hours of loitering, staff came
out to greet him and inquire as to why he was standing outside the
courthouse.

“Well Gingy and I were listening to Pat Robertson the other day, and
when he said that the slippery slope of gay marriage would lead to
people marrying animals, we thought it was time to give it a whirl.”
said Harold.

After a brief debate over whether or not parental consent was necessary
(Gingy is, after all, only two) the courthouse waived the usual
prohibition on the entrance of dogs and allowed Harold to legally marry
Gingy.

Governor Cuomo applauded the move as a new stage in acceptance. “It
really was a great stride in the triumph of human rights allowing people
with varying sexual interests to be married. Right up there with the
signing of the Declaration of Independence, storming of the Bastille,
emancipation of slaves, and the fall of the Berlin Wall. I wish Harold
and Gingy approximately eight more years of bliss (given the average
lifespan of a Border Collie).”

When asked why he wanted to marry Gingy, Harold explained “Well, it is
kind of like the show Wilfred. While everyone else sees a dog, I see a
hot young number with a sexy Australian accent in a dog suit. She’s
impulsive, but I think this will work out for now.”

Both homosexual activists and Right-Wing Christians were upset over the
recent development. “I told you so.” said Dr. James Dobson, a
self-proclaimed expert in bestiality genetics. “Soon we’ll have men
going to court houses with puppies, then multiple puppies, then multiple
male puppies, then tarantulas, then who knows! Mark my words, one man
marrying a dog will spell the death of Western Civilization.”

Reggie Patterson, a noted local homosexual rights activist, had a
similar opinion. “We homosexuals were people wishing to marry each
other. That degenerates like Bateman would simply take advantage of our
work so far is a moral outrage!”

Thousands of women are left wondering if they can file for similar
partnerships with multiple cats.



Oh my, what a surprise!

Where do you find this crap, Craig?






J Young


Honesty. Decency. Integrity. Egalitarian.

On 25.09.13 6:49, J wrote:
On Tue, 24 Sep 2013 19:38:00 -0700, Craig Chilton"
wrote:


BUFFALO, NY—At 2:00 P.M. yesterday afternoon, Harold Bateman, 46, was
seen outside a Western New York courthouse with a spritely, 2-year-old
Border Collie named Gingy. After a couple hours of loitering, staff came
out to greet him and inquire as to why he was standing outside the
courthouse.

“Well Gingy and I were listening to Pat Robertson the other day, and
when he said that the slippery slope of gay marriage would lead to
people marrying animals, we thought it was time to give it a whirl.”
said Harold.

After a brief debate over whether or not parental consent was necessary
(Gingy is, after all, only two) the courthouse waived the usual
prohibition on the entrance of dogs and allowed Harold to legally marry
Gingy.

Governor Cuomo applauded the move as a new stage in acceptance. “It
really was a great stride in the triumph of human rights allowing people
with varying sexual interests to be married. Right up there with the
signing of the Declaration of Independence, storming of the Bastille,
emancipation of slaves, and the fall of the Berlin Wall. I wish Harold
and Gingy approximately eight more years of bliss (given the average
lifespan of a Border Collie).”

When asked why he wanted to marry Gingy, Harold explained “Well, it is
kind of like the show Wilfred. While everyone else sees a dog, I see a
hot young number with a sexy Australian accent in a dog suit. She’s
impulsive, but I think this will work out for now.”

Both homosexual activists and Right-Wing Christians were upset over the
recent development. “I told you so.” said Dr. James Dobson, a
self-proclaimed expert in bestiality genetics. “Soon we’ll have men
going to court houses with puppies, then multiple puppies, then multiple
male puppies, then tarantulas, then who knows! Mark my words, one man
marrying a dog will spell the death of Western Civilization.”

Reggie Patterson, a noted local homosexual rights activist, had a
similar opinion. “We homosexuals were people wishing to marry each
other. That degenerates like Bateman would simply take advantage of our
work so far is a moral outrage!”

Thousands of women are left wondering if they can file for similar
partnerships with multiple cats.



Oh my, what a surprise!

Where do you find this crap, Craig?



In the dungeons of his dirty mind.

On 25/09/13 2:49 PM, J wrote:
On Tue, 24 Sep 2013 19:38:00 -0700, Craig Chilton "
wrote:


BUFFALO, NY—At 2:00 P.M. yesterday afternoon, Harold Bateman, 46, was
seen outside a Western New York courthouse with a spritely, 2-year-old
Border Collie named Gingy. After a couple hours of loitering, staff came
out to greet him and inquire as to why he was standing outside the
courthouse.

“Well Gingy and I were listening to Pat Robertson the other day, and
when he said that the slippery slope of gay marriage would lead to
people marrying animals, we thought it was time to give it a whirl.”
said Harold.

After a brief debate over whether or not parental consent was necessary
(Gingy is, after all, only two) the courthouse waived the usual
prohibition on the entrance of dogs and allowed Harold to legally marry
Gingy.

Governor Cuomo applauded the move as a new stage in acceptance. “It
really was a great stride in the triumph of human rights allowing people
with varying sexual interests to be married. Right up there with the
signing of the Declaration of Independence, storming of the Bastille,
emancipation of slaves, and the fall of the Berlin Wall. I wish Harold
and Gingy approximately eight more years of bliss (given the average
lifespan of a Border Collie).”

When asked why he wanted to marry Gingy, Harold explained “Well, it is
kind of like the show Wilfred. While everyone else sees a dog, I see a
hot young number with a sexy Australian accent in a dog suit. She’s
impulsive, but I think this will work out for now.”

Both homosexual activists and Right-Wing Christians were upset over the
recent development. “I told you so.” said Dr. James Dobson, a
self-proclaimed expert in bestiality genetics. “Soon we’ll have men
going to court houses with puppies, then multiple puppies, then multiple
male puppies, then tarantulas, then who knows! Mark my words, one man
marrying a dog will spell the death of Western Civilization.”

Reggie Patterson, a noted local homosexual rights activist, had a
similar opinion. “We homosexuals were people wishing to marry each
other. That degenerates like Bateman would simply take advantage of our
work so far is a moral outrage!”

Thousands of women are left wondering if they can file for similar
partnerships with multiple cats.



Oh my, what a surprise!

Where do you find this crap, Craig?



I wonder how he reconciles having Gingy ('his scratchy bitch mate')
microchipped, de-sexed and annually licenced with a marriage certificate?





J Young


Honesty. Decency. Integrity. Egalitarian.

In rec.pets.cats.anecdotes, some troll wrote:

[most of the drivel removed, but I had to leave this last line in,
because it made slogging through the rest of it almost worthwhile]:

Thousands of women are left wondering if they can file for similar
partnerships with multiple cats.

My cats and I are in a domestic partnership. We don't need a piece of
paper to show our commitment to one another.

--
Joyce

I prefer to live with Feline Sapiens, thank you very much.

Craig Chilton wrote:

BUFFALO, NY—At 2:00 P.M. yesterday afternoon, Harold Bateman, 46, was
seen outside a Western New York courthouse with a spritely, 2-year-old
Border Collie named Gingy. After a couple hours of loitering, staff came
out to greet him and inquire as to why he was standing outside the
courthouse.

“Well Gingy and I were listening to Pat Robertson the other day, and
when he said that the slippery slope of gay marriage would lead to
people marrying animals, we thought it was time to give it a whirl.”
said Harold.

After a brief debate over whether or not parental consent was necessary
(Gingy is, after all, only two) the courthouse waived the usual
prohibition on the entrance of dogs and allowed Harold to legally marry
Gingy.

Governor Cuomo applauded the move as a new stage in acceptance. “It
really was a great stride in the triumph of human rights allowing people
with varying sexual interests to be married. Right up there with the
signing of the Declaration of Independence, storming of the Bastille,
emancipation of slaves, and the fall of the Berlin Wall. I wish Harold
and Gingy approximately eight more years of bliss (given the average
lifespan of a Border Collie).”

When asked why he wanted to marry Gingy, Harold explained “Well, it is
kind of like the show Wilfred. While everyone else sees a dog, I see a
hot young number with a sexy Australian accent in a dog suit. She’s
impulsive, but I think this will work out for now.”

Both homosexual activists and Right-Wing Christians were upset over the
recent development. “I told you so.” said Dr. James Dobson, a
self-proclaimed expert in bestiality genetics. “Soon we’ll have men
going to court houses with puppies, then multiple puppies, then multiple
male puppies, then tarantulas, then who knows! Mark my words, one man
marrying a dog will spell the death of Western Civilization.”

Reggie Patterson, a noted local homosexual rights activist, had a
similar opinion. “We homosexuals were people wishing to marry each
other. That degenerates like Bateman would simply take advantage of our
work so far is a moral outrage!”

Thousands of women are left wondering if they can file for similar
partnerships with multiple cats.

LOL!!!! (I can't imagine ANYONE taking this delightful nonsense
seriously, but given the steady deterioration in the American I.Q., who
knows?)

"Bastette" wrote in message
...
In rec.pets.cats.anecdotes, some troll wrote:

[most of the drivel removed, but I had to leave this last line in,
because it made slogging through the rest of it almost worthwhile]:

Thousands of women are left wondering if they can file for similar
partnerships with multiple cats.

My cats and I are in a domestic partnership. We don't need a piece of
paper to show our commitment to one another.

--
Joyce

I prefer to live with Feline Sapiens, thank you very much.

I suspect there are several of us who could say the same. ;-)

Joy

"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" wrote in
m:



Craig Chilton wrote:

BUFFALO, NY—At 2:00 P.M. yesterday afternoon, Harold Bateman, 46, was
seen outside a Western New York courthouse with a spritely,
2-year-old Border Collie named Gingy. After a couple hours of
loitering, staff came out to greet him and inquire as to why he was
standing outside the courthouse.

“Well Gingy and I were listening to Pat Robertson the other day, and
when he said that the slippery slope of gay marriage would lead to
people marrying animals, we thought it was time to give it a whirl.”
said Harold.

After a brief debate over whether or not parental consent was
necessary (Gingy is, after all, only two) the courthouse waived the
usual prohibition on the entrance of dogs and allowed Harold to
legally marry Gingy.

Governor Cuomo applauded the move as a new stage in acceptance. “It
really was a great stride in the triumph of human rights allowing
people with varying sexual interests to be married. Right up there
with the signing of the Declaration of Independence, storming of the
Bastille, emancipation of slaves, and the fall of the Berlin Wall. I
wish Harold and Gingy approximately eight more years of bliss (given
the average lifespan of a Border Collie).”

When asked why he wanted to marry Gingy, Harold explained “Well, it
is kind of like the show Wilfred. While everyone else sees a dog, I
see a hot young number with a sexy Australian accent in a dog suit.
She’s impulsive, but I think this will work out for now.”

Both homosexual activists and Right-Wing Christians were upset over
the recent development. “I told you so.” said Dr. James Dobson, a
self-proclaimed expert in bestiality genetics. “Soon we’ll have men
going to court houses with puppies, then multiple puppies, then
multiple male puppies, then tarantulas, then who knows! Mark my
words, one man marrying a dog will spell the death of Western
Civilization.”

Reggie Patterson, a noted local homosexual rights activist, had a
similar opinion. “We homosexuals were people wishing to marry each
other. That degenerates like Bateman would simply take advantage of
our work so far is a moral outrage!”

Thousands of women are left wondering if they can file for similar
partnerships with multiple cats.

LOL!!!! (I can't imagine ANYONE taking this delightful nonsense
seriously, but given the steady deterioration in the American I.Q.,
who knows?)

Great swathes of the American community are satire- and irony-impaired.

--
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34 and A+ atheist
BAAWA Knight of the Golden Litterbox
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes nine at cox dot net OR
skyeyes nine at yahoo dot com

On Thu, 26 Sep 2013 08:02:45 +0000 (UTC), SkyEyes
wrote:

"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" wrote in
om:



Craig Chilton wrote:

BUFFALO, NY—At 2:00 P.M. yesterday afternoon, Harold Bateman, 46, was
seen outside a Western New York courthouse with a spritely,
2-year-old Border Collie named Gingy. After a couple hours of
loitering, staff came out to greet him and inquire as to why he was
standing outside the courthouse.

“Well Gingy and I were listening to Pat Robertson the other day, and
when he said that the slippery slope of gay marriage would lead to
people marrying animals, we thought it was time to give it a whirl.”
said Harold.

After a brief debate over whether or not parental consent was
necessary (Gingy is, after all, only two) the courthouse waived the
usual prohibition on the entrance of dogs and allowed Harold to
legally marry Gingy.

Governor Cuomo applauded the move as a new stage in acceptance. “It
really was a great stride in the triumph of human rights allowing
people with varying sexual interests to be married. Right up there
with the signing of the Declaration of Independence, storming of the
Bastille, emancipation of slaves, and the fall of the Berlin Wall. I
wish Harold and Gingy approximately eight more years of bliss (given
the average lifespan of a Border Collie).”

When asked why he wanted to marry Gingy, Harold explained “Well, it
is kind of like the show Wilfred. While everyone else sees a dog, I
see a hot young number with a sexy Australian accent in a dog suit.
She’s impulsive, but I think this will work out for now.”

Both homosexual activists and Right-Wing Christians were upset over
the recent development. “I told you so.” said Dr. James Dobson, a
self-proclaimed expert in bestiality genetics. “Soon we’ll have men
going to court houses with puppies, then multiple puppies, then
multiple male puppies, then tarantulas, then who knows! Mark my
words, one man marrying a dog will spell the death of Western
Civilization.”

Reggie Patterson, a noted local homosexual rights activist, had a
similar opinion. “We homosexuals were people wishing to marry each
other. That degenerates like Bateman would simply take advantage of
our work so far is a moral outrage!”

Thousands of women are left wondering if they can file for similar
partnerships with multiple cats.

LOL!!!! (I can't imagine ANYONE taking this delightful nonsense
seriously, but given the steady deterioration in the American I.Q.,
who knows?)

Great swathes of the American community are satire- and irony-impaired.

Hey, I believed it....
But then, I also expected it....