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Old November 11th 05, 08:49 AM
Dave Gerecke
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The CDC has released the symptoms of bird flu:

1. High fever.
2. Congestion.



And the main symptom


3. An irresistible urge to*POOP on someone's windshield
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Old November 11th 05, 01:26 PM
SuzQ
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dave g. said:

The CDC has released the symptoms of bird flu:

1. High fever.
2. Congestion.



And the main symptom


3. An irresistible urge to POOP on someone's windshield

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LOL, you're a nutter. But I love ya.
Suz

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Old November 11th 05, 08:53 PM
mlbriggs
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On Fri, 11 Nov 2005 18:49:24 +1100, Dave Gerecke wrote:


The CDC has released the symptoms of bird flu:

1. High fever.
2. Congestion.



And the main symptom


3. An irresistible urge to*POOP on someone's windshield



Thanks for the laugh. You are priceless. MLB
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Old November 12th 05, 05:30 AM
Pamela Shirk
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"Dave Gerecke" wrote in message
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The CDC has released the symptoms of bird flu:

1. High fever.
2. Congestion.



And the main symptom


3. An irresistible urge to POOP on someone's windshield



I knew it!!! I have bird flu

Pam S. avoiding all cars until it's over


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Old November 13th 05, 08:58 AM
Yoj
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"Dave Gerecke" wrote in message
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The CDC has released the symptoms of bird flu:

1. High fever.
2. Congestion.



And the main symptom


3. An irresistible urge to POOP on someone's windshield




LOL! I see you haven't lost any of your sharp wit while you've been away
from us.

Welcome back, Dave!

Joy


 




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