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Sleepy cat
My brother's elderly Siamese kitty Samantha has always been fond of
sleeping, and it's not unusual for her to stay in bed for 12 hours at a time. But yesterday and today things hit a new peak. Yesterday Samantha spent all day sleeping on the front porch. This morning the county animal control guy showed up at my brother's front door saying he had received reports of a dead cat on the porch. Apparently a neighbor saw Sammie sleeping there all day and decided it must be a dead cat. I told Pat he needs to get a big, bright label to go on Sammie's collar, reading "I'm not really dead, I just look like it". Dan |
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On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 12:04:44 -0700, Dan Mahoney
wrote: Yesterday Samantha spent all day sleeping on the front porch. This morning the county animal control guy showed up at my brother's front door saying he had received reports of a dead cat on the porch. Too funny!! (But it brought *me* up short - our Hobo also uses the front porch to sleep away lazy summer days - even until dark. We'd better keep *our* eyes open for the cat control!!!) Jeanne |
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British accent for effect "I'm not dead!!!! I feel fine!!!!! I think I'll
go for a walk!!!" Stacey "Dan Mahoney" wrote in message ... My brother's elderly Siamese kitty Samantha has always been fond of sleeping, and it's not unusual for her to stay in bed for 12 hours at a time. But yesterday and today things hit a new peak. Yesterday Samantha spent all day sleeping on the front porch. This morning the county animal control guy showed up at my brother's front door saying he had received reports of a dead cat on the porch. Apparently a neighbor saw Sammie sleeping there all day and decided it must be a dead cat. I told Pat he needs to get a big, bright label to go on Sammie's collar, reading "I'm not really dead, I just look like it". Dan |
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"Dan Mahoney" wrote in message
... My brother's elderly Siamese kitty Samantha has always been fond of sleeping, and it's not unusual for her to stay in bed for 12 hours at a time. But yesterday and today things hit a new peak. Yesterday Samantha spent all day sleeping on the front porch. This morning the county animal control guy showed up at my brother's front door saying he had received reports of a dead cat on the porch. Apparently a neighbor saw Sammie sleeping there all day and decided it must be a dead cat. I told Pat he needs to get a big, bright label to go on Sammie's collar, reading "I'm not really dead, I just look like it". Dan "Stacey" wrote in message ... British accent for effect "I'm not dead!!!! I feel fine!!!!! I think I'll go for a walk!!!" Stacey Or , if Samantha's not feeling energetic enough to go for a walk, Pat could put a sign up in front of her which reads:: "Not dead, just meditating" :^) Sheenah. |
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Dan Mahoney wrote:
My brother's elderly Siamese kitty Samantha has always been fond of sleeping, and it's not unusual for her to stay in bed for 12 hours at a time. But yesterday and today things hit a new peak. Yesterday Samantha spent all day sleeping on the front porch. This morning the county animal control guy showed up at my brother's front door saying he had received reports of a dead cat on the porch. Apparently a neighbor saw Sammie sleeping there all day and decided it must be a dead cat. I told Pat he needs to get a big, bright label to go on Sammie's collar, reading "I'm not really dead, I just look like it". That is so funny and reminds me of one of my MIL's favorite stories. I posted it after reading this. Pam S. |
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My brother's elderly Siamese kitty Samantha has always been fond of
sleeping, and it's not unusual for her to stay in bed for 12 hours at a time. But yesterday and today things hit a new peak. Yesterday Samantha spent all day sleeping on the front porch. This morning the county animal control guy showed up at my brother's front door saying he had received reports of a dead cat on the porch. Apparently a neighbor saw Sammie sleeping there all day and decided it must be a dead cat. I told Pat he needs to get a big, bright label to go on Sammie's collar, reading "I'm not really dead, I just look like it". Dan ROFL!! |
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"Dan Mahoney" wrote I told Pat he needs to get a big, bright label to go on Sammie's collar, reading "I'm not really dead, I just look like it". ROFL! Scritches to Sammie. She is just leading a real cat's life. -- Marina |
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Dan Mahoney wrote:
My brother's elderly Siamese kitty Samantha has always been fond of sleeping, and it's not unusual for her to stay in bed for 12 hours at a time. But yesterday and today things hit a new peak. Yesterday Samantha spent all day sleeping on the front porch. This morning the county animal control guy showed up at my brother's front door saying he had received reports of a dead cat on the porch. Apparently a neighbor saw Sammie sleeping there all day and decided it must be a dead cat. I told Pat he needs to get a big, bright label to go on Sammie's collar, reading "I'm not really dead, I just look like it". Dan Reports of my death are greatly exagerated.:-) -- Adrian A House Is Not A Home, Without A Cat. |
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