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Stairsmonsters!!! an' where did my world go????
O-my-paws-n-gudness, WHUT IN BASTS SWEET WORLD HAPPINNED?????
Furst we gots locked up - with Sprout! in da same rume, how awrful!!! Then there were strange men-people all owtside ower rume. Then it wuz dark. Effurrywun wented away... Then meowma came bak, and wen we got owt of ower rume - EFFURTHING WAS ALL GONE!!! All ower stuff. All ower furnishure. Onlee a few bokses and junk left lyin' arownd. THEN we got stuffed in ower cages, put in a car, and driven away to sumplace new. We got owt. It wus a MESS, but sum of ower stuff wus there, an' lots MORE bokses. And this is the weirdest thing... STAIRS. There are stairs heer, and strange things happin on stairs. We sat an' yelled at them fur a while - well, Maui and me did, Sprout! climbed them. We thot that wud be bad, becus stairs are like shelfs and we's not allowed to climb shelfs, but effen Meowmie clims stairs, so I guess it's diffrunt. So we climbed. Then we freaked, cuz we wuz up high over meowmie's hed!!!! Then we went down, but Meomie sumhow got up high, and we freaked, cuz we saw hur up on de balcony but didn't no how tu get up!!! Den we went tu de stairs agin, and FREAKED, cus we were up on de balcony wif no way down... Dis place is complicated. If yew go to the stairs effurtying is weeird. I'ze still not shure I likes dem. We found a bed tho, an sum toys, and we know where is the sleepin' humins, an' sum food an' litter, so I *think* it'll be OK to stay heer. We hav to get them to gid reid of those stair things, though. Blue, loft manager. |
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Stairsmonsters!!! an' where did my world go????
On $DATE , FurrsomeThreesome wrote:
O-my-paws-n-gudness, WHUT IN BASTS SWEET WORLD HAPPINNED????? Furst we gots locked up - with Sprout! in da same rume, how awrful!!! Then there were strange men-people all owtside ower rume. Then it wuz dark. Effurrywun wented away... Then meowma came bak, and wen we got owt of ower rume - EFFURTHING WAS ALL GONE!!! All ower stuff. All ower furnishure. Onlee a few bokses and junk left lyin' arownd. THEN we got stuffed in ower cages, put in a car, and driven away to sumplace new. We got owt. It wus a MESS, but sum of ower stuff wus there, an' lots MORE bokses. And this is the weirdest thing... STAIRS. There are stairs heer, and strange things happin on stairs. We sat an' yelled at them fur a while - well, Maui and me did, Sprout! climbed them. We thot that wud be bad, becus stairs are like shelfs and we's not allowed to climb shelfs, but effen Meowmie clims stairs, so I guess it's diffrunt. So we climbed. Then we freaked, cuz we wuz up high over meowmie's hed!!!! Then we went down, but Meomie sumhow got up high, and we freaked, cuz we saw hur up on de balcony but didn't no how tu get up!!! Den we went tu de stairs agin, and FREAKED, cus we were up on de balcony wif no way down... Dis place is complicated. If yew go to the stairs effurtying is weeird. I'ze still not shure I likes dem. We found a bed tho, an sum toys, and we know where is the sleepin' humins, an' sum food an' litter, so I *think* it'll be OK to stay heer. We hav to get them to gid reid of those stair things, though. Blue, loft manager. We think we'z got sumthin like that comin up. We've had stairs forever now, but Fred's talkin about a compartment wif no stairs and small than we have now fur about a year and a half. It's scary when hoomans start changin efurry thing. We don't know what's goin to happen tu usses. Today Fred screamed and yelled and we ran down tu da basement, but it wasn't about usses at all. Sum clock got broken and it wuz made in a place called France in about 1820 and Fred says it wasn't a good day, but we'z all goin tu a place called Ottawa and then later to a new hous in about a year and a half if all goes well. We'll be part uv an "ecovillage" at that time. But we've gottid the bokses all offer the hous and basement. Fred's got the place in a big mess an he keep going out and comin back and spendin time onna fone instead uv comfortin usses who could use some play time like we usually haf. -- Regards, Fred. (Please remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email) |
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Stairsmonsters!!! an' where did my world go????
Stairz iz kule ifin you likezta hafa kitty racez, Trudi
FurrsomeThreesome wrote in message oups.com... O-my-paws-n-gudness, WHUT IN BASTS SWEET WORLD HAPPINNED????? Furst we gots locked up - with Sprout! in da same rume, how awrful!!! Then there were strange men-people all owtside ower rume. Then it wuz dark. Effurrywun wented away... Then meowma came bak, and wen we got owt of ower rume - EFFURTHING WAS ALL GONE!!! All ower stuff. All ower furnishure. Onlee a few bokses and junk left lyin' arownd. THEN we got stuffed in ower cages, put in a car, and driven away to sumplace new. We got owt. It wus a MESS, but sum of ower stuff wus there, an' lots MORE bokses. And this is the weirdest thing... STAIRS. There are stairs heer, and strange things happin on stairs. We sat an' yelled at them fur a while - well, Maui and me did, Sprout! climbed them. We thot that wud be bad, becus stairs are like shelfs and we's not allowed to climb shelfs, but effen Meowmie clims stairs, so I guess it's diffrunt. So we climbed. Then we freaked, cuz we wuz up high over meowmie's hed!!!! Then we went down, but Meomie sumhow got up high, and we freaked, cuz we saw hur up on de balcony but didn't no how tu get up!!! Den we went tu de stairs agin, and FREAKED, cus we were up on de balcony wif no way down... Dis place is complicated. If yew go to the stairs effurtying is weeird. I'ze still not shure I likes dem. We found a bed tho, an sum toys, and we know where is the sleepin' humins, an' sum food an' litter, so I *think* it'll be OK to stay heer. We hav to get them to gid reid of those stair things, though. Blue, loft manager. |
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Stairsmonsters!!! an' where did my world go????
hoomanz sometimez getted upsetted when der iz chang alzo, Trudi
Fred Williams wrote in message ... On $DATE , FurrsomeThreesome wrote: O-my-paws-n-gudness, WHUT IN BASTS SWEET WORLD HAPPINNED????? Furst we gots locked up - with Sprout! in da same rume, how awrful!!! Then there were strange men-people all owtside ower rume. Then it wuz dark. Effurrywun wented away... Then meowma came bak, and wen we got owt of ower rume - EFFURTHING WAS ALL GONE!!! All ower stuff. All ower furnishure. Onlee a few bokses and junk left lyin' arownd. THEN we got stuffed in ower cages, put in a car, and driven away to sumplace new. We got owt. It wus a MESS, but sum of ower stuff wus there, an' lots MORE bokses. And this is the weirdest thing... STAIRS. There are stairs heer, and strange things happin on stairs. We sat an' yelled at them fur a while - well, Maui and me did, Sprout! climbed them. We thot that wud be bad, becus stairs are like shelfs and we's not allowed to climb shelfs, but effen Meowmie clims stairs, so I guess it's diffrunt. So we climbed. Then we freaked, cuz we wuz up high over meowmie's hed!!!! Then we went down, but Meomie sumhow got up high, and we freaked, cuz we saw hur up on de balcony but didn't no how tu get up!!! Den we went tu de stairs agin, and FREAKED, cus we were up on de balcony wif no way down... Dis place is complicated. If yew go to the stairs effurtying is weeird. I'ze still not shure I likes dem. We found a bed tho, an sum toys, and we know where is the sleepin' humins, an' sum food an' litter, so I *think* it'll be OK to stay heer. We hav to get them to gid reid of those stair things, though. Blue, loft manager. We think we'z got sumthin like that comin up. We've had stairs forever now, but Fred's talkin about a compartment wif no stairs and small than we have now fur about a year and a half. It's scary when hoomans start changin efurry thing. We don't know what's goin to happen tu usses. Today Fred screamed and yelled and we ran down tu da basement, but it wasn't about usses at all. Sum clock got broken and it wuz made in a place called France in about 1820 and Fred says it wasn't a good day, but we'z all goin tu a place called Ottawa and then later to a new hous in about a year and a half if all goes well. We'll be part uv an "ecovillage" at that time. But we've gottid the bokses all offer the hous and basement. Fred's got the place in a big mess an he keep going out and comin back and spendin time onna fone instead uv comfortin usses who could use some play time like we usually haf. -- Regards, Fred. (Please remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email) |
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Stairsmonsters!!! an' where did my world go????
"Fred Williams" wrote in message ... We think we'z got sumthin like that comin up. We've had stairs forever now, but Fred's talkin about a compartment wif no stairs and small than we have now fur about a year and a half. It's scary when hoomans start changin efurry thing. We don't know what's goin to happen tu usses. Today Fred screamed and yelled and we ran down tu da basement, but it wasn't about usses at all. Sum clock got broken and it wuz made in a place called France in about 1820 and Fred says it wasn't a good day, but we'z all goin tu a place called Ottawa and then later to a new hous in about a year and a half if all goes well. We'll be part uv an "ecovillage" at that time. But we've gottid the bokses all offer the hous and basement. Fred's got the place in a big mess an he keep going out and comin back and spendin time onna fone instead uv comfortin usses who could use some play time like we usually haf. Hi, I live in Ottawa. Let me know when you are coming. I can show you around. This place is pretty gud, except in the winter. We got lots of the white stuff and the wind monster howls. Purrs, Rusty -- Regards, Fred. (Please remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email) |
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Stairsmonsters!!! an' where did my world go????
Oh, we'ze alreddy lerned abowt helpin' Meowmie praktise her seein'.
She's not tu gud. Can't tell Maui wuz RITE THARE in frunt uv hur wen she were walkin' on stairs wif armsfuls of bokses. I mean, sheesh, we kin see, heer, and smell hur all offer da plase, WHUT is hur problem? We'ze awlso discovvered we kin sits hafway up an' luk thru de railings, and wen we are thare, it is eyeball-tu-eyeball hite wif meowmie. Dat's funny. Maui likes dat bedder than haffing tu luk up at hur. Blue, stair training manager |
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Stairsmonsters!!! an' where did my world go????
We thinks it was da "change" of da clock when da piece came off in
Fred's hand. It's been in da family fur three generations an Fred could hear all his ancestors blaming hisownself an not to mention the several thousands of dollars in diminished value. We lernt some new wurds that day at a furry high volume! On $DATE , Stormmee wrote: hoomanz sometimez getted upsetted when der iz chang alzo, Trudi Fred Williams wrote in message ... On $DATE , FurrsomeThreesome wrote: O-my-paws-n-gudness, WHUT IN BASTS SWEET WORLD HAPPINNED????? Furst we gots locked up - with Sprout! in da same rume, how awrful!!! Then there were strange men-people all owtside ower rume. Then it wuz dark. Effurrywun wented away... Then meowma came bak, and wen we got owt of ower rume - EFFURTHING WAS ALL GONE!!! All ower stuff. All ower furnishure. Onlee a few bokses and junk left lyin' arownd. THEN we got stuffed in ower cages, put in a car, and driven away to sumplace new. We got owt. It wus a MESS, but sum of ower stuff wus there, an' lots MORE bokses. And this is the weirdest thing... STAIRS. There are stairs heer, and strange things happin on stairs. We sat an' yelled at them fur a while - well, Maui and me did, Sprout! climbed them. We thot that wud be bad, becus stairs are like shelfs and we's not allowed to climb shelfs, but effen Meowmie clims stairs, so I guess it's diffrunt. So we climbed. Then we freaked, cuz we wuz up high over meowmie's hed!!!! Then we went down, but Meomie sumhow got up high, and we freaked, cuz we saw hur up on de balcony but didn't no how tu get up!!! Den we went tu de stairs agin, and FREAKED, cus we were up on de balcony wif no way down... Dis place is complicated. If yew go to the stairs effurtying is weeird. I'ze still not shure I likes dem. We found a bed tho, an sum toys, and we know where is the sleepin' humins, an' sum food an' litter, so I *think* it'll be OK to stay heer. We hav to get them to gid reid of those stair things, though. Blue, loft manager. We think we'z got sumthin like that comin up. We've had stairs forever now, but Fred's talkin about a compartment wif no stairs and small than we have now fur about a year and a half. It's scary when hoomans start changin efurry thing. We don't know what's goin to happen tu usses. Today Fred screamed and yelled and we ran down tu da basement, but it wasn't about usses at all. Sum clock got broken and it wuz made in a place called France in about 1820 and Fred says it wasn't a good day, but we'z all goin tu a place called Ottawa and then later to a new hous in about a year and a half if all goes well. We'll be part uv an "ecovillage" at that time. But we've gottid the bokses all offer the hous and basement. Fred's got the place in a big mess an he keep going out and comin back and spendin time onna fone instead uv comfortin usses who could use some play time like we usually haf. -- Regards, Fred. (Please remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email) -- Regards, Fred. (Please remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email) |
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Stairsmonsters!!! an' where did my world go????
so you iz getting usta dem? Trudi
FurrsomeThreesome wrote in message oups.com... Oh, we'ze alreddy lerned abowt helpin' Meowmie praktise her seein'. She's not tu gud. Can't tell Maui wuz RITE THARE in frunt uv hur wen she were walkin' on stairs wif armsfuls of bokses. I mean, sheesh, we kin see, heer, and smell hur all offer da plase, WHUT is hur problem? We'ze awlso discovvered we kin sits hafway up an' luk thru de railings, and wen we are thare, it is eyeball-tu-eyeball hite wif meowmie. Dat's funny. Maui likes dat bedder than haffing tu luk up at hur. Blue, stair training manager |
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Stairsmonsters!!! an' where did my world go????
We unnerstandz, be nize to yourown hooman, he mite needz xtra purrz, Trudi
Fred Williams wrote in message ... We thinks it was da "change" of da clock when da piece came off in Fred's hand. It's been in da family fur three generations an Fred could hear all his ancestors blaming hisownself an not to mention the several thousands of dollars in diminished value. We lernt some new wurds that day at a furry high volume! On $DATE , Stormmee wrote: hoomanz sometimez getted upsetted when der iz chang alzo, Trudi Fred Williams wrote in message ... On $DATE , FurrsomeThreesome wrote: O-my-paws-n-gudness, WHUT IN BASTS SWEET WORLD HAPPINNED????? Furst we gots locked up - with Sprout! in da same rume, how awrful!!! Then there were strange men-people all owtside ower rume. Then it wuz dark. Effurrywun wented away... Then meowma came bak, and wen we got owt of ower rume - EFFURTHING WAS ALL GONE!!! All ower stuff. All ower furnishure. Onlee a few bokses and junk left lyin' arownd. THEN we got stuffed in ower cages, put in a car, and driven away to sumplace new. We got owt. It wus a MESS, but sum of ower stuff wus there, an' lots MORE bokses. And this is the weirdest thing... STAIRS. There are stairs heer, and strange things happin on stairs. We sat an' yelled at them fur a while - well, Maui and me did, Sprout! climbed them. We thot that wud be bad, becus stairs are like shelfs and we's not allowed to climb shelfs, but effen Meowmie clims stairs, so I guess it's diffrunt. So we climbed. Then we freaked, cuz we wuz up high over meowmie's hed!!!! Then we went down, but Meomie sumhow got up high, and we freaked, cuz we saw hur up on de balcony but didn't no how tu get up!!! Den we went tu de stairs agin, and FREAKED, cus we were up on de balcony wif no way down... Dis place is complicated. If yew go to the stairs effurtying is weeird. I'ze still not shure I likes dem. We found a bed tho, an sum toys, and we know where is the sleepin' humins, an' sum food an' litter, so I *think* it'll be OK to stay heer. We hav to get them to gid reid of those stair things, though. Blue, loft manager. We think we'z got sumthin like that comin up. We've had stairs forever now, but Fred's talkin about a compartment wif no stairs and small than we have now fur about a year and a half. It's scary when hoomans start changin efurry thing. We don't know what's goin to happen tu usses. Today Fred screamed and yelled and we ran down tu da basement, but it wasn't about usses at all. Sum clock got broken and it wuz made in a place called France in about 1820 and Fred says it wasn't a good day, but we'z all goin tu a place called Ottawa and then later to a new hous in about a year and a half if all goes well. We'll be part uv an "ecovillage" at that time. But we've gottid the bokses all offer the hous and basement. Fred's got the place in a big mess an he keep going out and comin back and spendin time onna fone instead uv comfortin usses who could use some play time like we usually haf. -- Regards, Fred. (Please remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email) -- Regards, Fred. (Please remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email) |
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Stairsmonsters!!! an' where did my world go????
Right. We'z on it. We'z also gettin his up urly effurry mornin
just so hw duzn't feel that we duzn't care. When yu starts to pamper yor hooman, they know sumthin's rong. On $DATE , Stormmee wrote: We unnerstandz, be nize to yourown hooman, he mite needz xtra purrz, Trudi Fred Williams wrote in message ... We thinks it was da "change" of da clock when da piece came off in Fred's hand. It's been in da family fur three generations an Fred could hear all his ancestors blaming hisownself an not to mention the several thousands of dollars in diminished value. We lernt some new wurds that day at a furry high volume! On $DATE , Stormmee wrote: hoomanz sometimez getted upsetted when der iz chang alzo, Trudi Fred Williams wrote in message ... On $DATE , FurrsomeThreesome wrote: O-my-paws-n-gudness, WHUT IN BASTS SWEET WORLD HAPPINNED????? Furst we gots locked up - with Sprout! in da same rume, how awrful!!! Then there were strange men-people all owtside ower rume. Then it wuz dark. Effurrywun wented away... Then meowma came bak, and wen we got owt of ower rume - EFFURTHING WAS ALL GONE!!! All ower stuff. All ower furnishure. Onlee a few bokses and junk left lyin' arownd. THEN we got stuffed in ower cages, put in a car, and driven away to sumplace new. We got owt. It wus a MESS, but sum of ower stuff wus there, an' lots MORE bokses. And this is the weirdest thing... STAIRS. There are stairs heer, and strange things happin on stairs. We sat an' yelled at them fur a while - well, Maui and me did, Sprout! climbed them. We thot that wud be bad, becus stairs are like shelfs and we's not allowed to climb shelfs, but effen Meowmie clims stairs, so I guess it's diffrunt. So we climbed. Then we freaked, cuz we wuz up high over meowmie's hed!!!! Then we went down, but Meomie sumhow got up high, and we freaked, cuz we saw hur up on de balcony but didn't no how tu get up!!! Den we went tu de stairs agin, and FREAKED, cus we were up on de balcony wif no way down... Dis place is complicated. If yew go to the stairs effurtying is weeird. I'ze still not shure I likes dem. We found a bed tho, an sum toys, and we know where is the sleepin' humins, an' sum food an' litter, so I *think* it'll be OK to stay heer. We hav to get them to gid reid of those stair things, though. Blue, loft manager. We think we'z got sumthin like that comin up. We've had stairs forever now, but Fred's talkin about a compartment wif no stairs and small than we have now fur about a year and a half. It's scary when hoomans start changin efurry thing. We don't know what's goin to happen tu usses. Today Fred screamed and yelled and we ran down tu da basement, but it wasn't about usses at all. Sum clock got broken and it wuz made in a place called France in about 1820 and Fred says it wasn't a good day, but we'z all goin tu a place called Ottawa and then later to a new hous in about a year and a half if all goes well. We'll be part uv an "ecovillage" at that time. But we've gottid the bokses all offer the hous and basement. Fred's got the place in a big mess an he keep going out and comin back and spendin time onna fone instead uv comfortin usses who could use some play time like we usually haf. -- Regards, Fred. (Please remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email) -- Regards, Fred. (Please remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email) -- Regards, Fred. (Please remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email) |
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