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Mommy Mickey feeded me Chickum
Az yoo gno, I am da hisser at hoomins. I do GNOT want petted. I doo
GNOT getted pikd up. I do GNOT go to hoomins for fudz off da playts. Lass nite, Mickey an Uncl Bill was eetin chickum. It smelt reelly, reelly gudgud. An da shaymluss doggies was hanging aroun wannin sum. An Mommy Mickey wuz feedin sum to Sunrise, hoo wuz eeting wike da couchon rouge shee isses. An I wuz hanging bak, alooph. An Mickey brotted sum chickum over to da counner, were I was stanning, an putted it down wiffout coming clos to me. An shee sed, "Missy, yoo livs heer two. Yoo shud hab sum ub diss chickum." An den shee wen bak to her proper plase at da tabl. Well, da hoomins wusn neer an da chickum wuz. Wun fing led to anuther an I eeted da delishus chickum. An Mickey brotted mor over an leff it by me. An I eeted itted. Wen shee brotted mor over, I dint effen mov aweigh wile shee wuz dere. I am still GNOT a pet. I will gnot be petted or pikd up. Butted, if ennyon try to hurt mine Mommy Mickey, dey betterer haff iron skin beclaws diss kitty kan bite an scratsh. -- Missy, full ob chickum |
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Mommy Mickey feeded me Chickum
Will in New Haven wrote:
Az yoo gno, I am da hisser at hoomins. I do GNOT want petted. I doo GNOT getted pikd up. I do GNOT go to hoomins for fudz off da playts. Lass nite, Mickey an Uncl Bill was eetin chickum. It smelt reelly, reelly gudgud. An da shaymluss doggies was hanging aroun wannin sum. An Mommy Mickey wuz feedin sum to Sunrise, hoo wuz eeting wike da couchon rouge shee isses. An I wuz hanging bak, alooph. An Mickey brotted sum chickum over to da counner, were I was stanning, an putted it down wiffout coming clos to me. An shee sed, "Missy, yoo livs heer two. Yoo shud hab sum ub diss chickum." An den shee wen bak to her proper plase at da tabl. Well, da hoomins wusn neer an da chickum wuz. Wun fing led to anuther an I eeted da delishus chickum. An Mickey brotted mor over an leff it by me. An I eeted itted. Wen shee brotted mor over, I dint effen mov aweigh wile shee wuz dere. I am still GNOT a pet. I will gnot be petted or pikd up. Butted, if ennyon try to hurt mine Mommy Mickey, dey betterer haff iron skin beclaws diss kitty kan bite an scratsh. -- Missy, full ob chickum Ifn shee givs yu mor chiken yhule sun askd to be petted! Pets is nyce. TuTu |
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Mommy Mickey feeded me Chickum
my dear furnd,
it seemz dat ursef iz purrpurrpli trawin diz here hoomin, MH, impurrezzed "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... Az yoo gno, I am da hisser at hoomins. I do GNOT want petted. I doo GNOT getted pikd up. I do GNOT go to hoomins for fudz off da playts. Lass nite, Mickey an Uncl Bill was eetin chickum. It smelt reelly, reelly gudgud. An da shaymluss doggies was hanging aroun wannin sum. An Mommy Mickey wuz feedin sum to Sunrise, hoo wuz eeting wike da couchon rouge shee isses. An I wuz hanging bak, alooph. An Mickey brotted sum chickum over to da counner, were I was stanning, an putted it down wiffout coming clos to me. An shee sed, "Missy, yoo livs heer two. Yoo shud hab sum ub diss chickum." An den shee wen bak to her proper plase at da tabl. Well, da hoomins wusn neer an da chickum wuz. Wun fing led to anuther an I eeted da delishus chickum. An Mickey brotted mor over an leff it by me. An I eeted itted. Wen shee brotted mor over, I dint effen mov aweigh wile shee wuz dere. I am still GNOT a pet. I will gnot be petted or pikd up. Butted, if ennyon try to hurt mine Mommy Mickey, dey betterer haff iron skin beclaws diss kitty kan bite an scratsh. -- Missy, full ob chickum |
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