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#1
June 10th 11, 04:14 AM
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ai foolded mai hoomin
mai hooman haz had da nerf to putted myownself onna dyit, beclawsw da
TED sed dat ai am tu fluffi egzept da TED dident sai ai waz fluffi, shee sayed dat ai wuz oberwate! sew, ai em STARBIN, anna waistin awai anna soon, ai wil bee nuffin butt skin anna boenz! buttid todai, az uzualli, az sun az mai hooman gotted up frum hiz bed, he givved myownself da tini bit uv mai fudz, anna ai eeted it awl rite awai den laiter, ai wuz triin tu telz mai hoomin dat ai em awlmost starbin tu def, anna he gived me mai fuds AGIN! sew fur onced, ai em nawt STARBIN, liek ai uzuely am ai em goin tu taek a gnap nao, beclawz ai debervez it lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu aiez 
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#2
June 10th 11, 05:50 AM
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ai foolded mai hoomin
Lorelei, I feelz yurown pane. Not onlee duz we not git enuf fudz, but
Meowmie wastez fudz dat we kitteez kud eet! Tuday she made a toona samwich, an yoo know dat likwid datz in da kan along wif da toona? She pored it awl down da drane! Whut a waste! Sundance Gandalf ingold1234 (AT) yahoo (DOT) com (Gandalf) wrote in message ... mai hooman haz had da nerf to putted myownself onna dyit, beclawsw da TED sed dat ai am tu fluffi egzept da TED dident sai ai waz fluffi, shee sayed dat ai wuz oberwate! sew, ai em STARBIN, anna waistin awai anna soon, ai wil bee nuffin butt skin anna boenz! buttid todai, az uzualli, az sun az mai hooman gotted up frum hiz bed, he givved myownself da tini bit uv mai fudz, anna ai eeted it awl rite awai den laiter, ai wuz triin tu telz mai hoomin dat ai em awlmost starbin tu def, anna he gived me mai fuds AGIN! sew fur onced, ai em nawt STARBIN, liek ai uzuely am ai em goin tu taek a gnap nao, beclawz ai debervez it lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu aiez
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#3
June 10th 11, 06:28 AM
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ai foolded mai hoomin
kule, chester
Gandalf ingold1234 (AT) yahoo (DOT) com (Gandalf) wrote in message ... mai hooman haz had da nerf to putted myownself onna dyit, beclawsw da TED sed dat ai am tu fluffi egzept da TED dident sai ai waz fluffi, shee sayed dat ai wuz oberwate! sew, ai em STARBIN, anna waistin awai anna soon, ai wil bee nuffin butt skin anna boenz! buttid todai, az uzualli, az sun az mai hooman gotted up frum hiz bed, he givved myownself da tini bit uv mai fudz, anna ai eeted it awl rite awai den laiter, ai wuz triin tu telz mai hoomin dat ai em awlmost starbin tu def, anna he gived me mai fuds AGIN! sew fur onced, ai em nawt STARBIN, liek ai uzuely am ai em goin tu taek a gnap nao, beclawz ai debervez it lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu aiez
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#4
June 10th 11, 06:29 AM
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ai foolded mai hoomin
Chester stares at sundance in abject horror... he becomes faint and has to
lay down... barbi steps up... dat iz juzt wrung, barbi, fur her tunalofin howze "Sundance" wrote in message ... Lorelei, I feelz yurown pane. Not onlee duz we not git enuf fudz, but Meowmie wastez fudz dat we kitteez kud eet! Tuday she made a toona samwich, an yoo know dat likwid datz in da kan along wif da toona? She pored it awl down da drane! Whut a waste! Sundance Gandalf ingold1234 (AT) yahoo (DOT) com (Gandalf) wrote in message ... mai hooman haz had da nerf to putted myownself onna dyit, beclawsw da TED sed dat ai am tu fluffi egzept da TED dident sai ai waz fluffi, shee sayed dat ai wuz oberwate! sew, ai em STARBIN, anna waistin awai anna soon, ai wil bee nuffin butt skin anna boenz! buttid todai, az uzualli, az sun az mai hooman gotted up frum hiz bed, he givved myownself da tini bit uv mai fudz, anna ai eeted it awl rite awai den laiter, ai wuz triin tu telz mai hoomin dat ai em awlmost starbin tu def, anna he gived me mai fuds AGIN! sew fur onced, ai em nawt STARBIN, liek ai uzuely am ai em goin tu taek a gnap nao, beclawz ai debervez it lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu aiez
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#5
June 10th 11, 07:59 AM
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ai foolded mai hoomin
On Thu, 9 Jun 2011 21:50:27 -0700, "Sundance" wrote:
Lorelei, I feelz yurown pane. Not onlee duz we not git enuf fudz, but Meowmie wastez fudz dat we kitteez kud eet! Tuday she made a toona samwich, an yoo know dat likwid datz in da kan along wif da toona? She pored it awl down da drane! Whut a waste! Sundance Gandalf ingold1234 (AT) yahoo (DOT) com (Gandalf) wrote in message ... mai hooman haz had da nerf to putted myownself onna dyit, beclawsw da TED sed dat ai am tu fluffi egzept da TED dident sai ai waz fluffi, shee sayed dat ai wuz oberwate! sew, ai em STARBIN, anna waistin awai anna soon, ai wil bee nuffin butt skin anna boenz! buttid todai, az uzualli, az sun az mai hooman gotted up frum hiz bed, he givved myownself da tini bit uv mai fudz, anna ai eeted it awl rite awai den laiter, ai wuz triin tu telz mai hoomin dat ai em awlmost starbin tu def, anna he gived me mai fuds AGIN! sew fur onced, ai em nawt STARBIN, liek ai uzuely am ai em goin tu taek a gnap nao, beclawz ai debervez it lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu aiez mai hoomin iz gnice about dis winneber he opins a kan uf da tunnyfishys, he porez da tunnyfishy wadder onta mai fuds butted, useualli ai hasta wate untl da next tiem ai gits moar fudz butted, ai alwaiz getz it anna ai lubs tunnyfishy wadder! anna sumtiems, he gibs myownslf sum uf da tunnyfishy, tu!
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#6
June 10th 11, 11:21 AM
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ai foolded mai hoomin
On 2011-06-10 12:44 AM, AT DOT Gandalf wrote:
mai hooman haz had da nerf to putted myownself onna dyit, beclawsw da TED sed dat ai am tu fluffi egzept da TED dident sai ai waz fluffi, shee sayed dat ai wuz oberwate! sew, ai em STARBIN, anna waistin awai anna soon, ai wil bee nuffin butt skin anna boenz! buttid todai, az uzualli, az sun az mai hooman gotted up frum hiz bed, he givved myownself da tini bit uv mai fudz, anna ai eeted it awl rite awai den laiter, ai wuz triin tu telz mai hoomin dat ai em awlmost starbin tu def, anna he gived me mai fuds AGIN! sew fur onced, ai em nawt STARBIN, liek ai uzuely am ai em goin tu taek a gnap nao, beclawz ai debervez it lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu aiez This iz grate. I hopes it happins effury day. TEDs gotten this obseshun fing bout kittiez wate. They finks we shud all starf. I haznt seen TED inna longlong tyme, butted Meomies sumtymes sez 'yu iz gettin tu be a BIG cat' wen she piks me up, butted I tells hur it iz all mussel. -- Sam
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#7
June 10th 11, 11:57 AM
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ai foolded mai hoomin
an how manee of da tedz lukz like dey iz starfin? I thinkz dey getsa fudz
furm owrz hoominz anna eatz dem, Chester "Cheryl" wrote in message ... On 2011-06-10 12:44 AM, AT DOT Gandalf wrote: mai hooman haz had da nerf to putted myownself onna dyit, beclawsw da TED sed dat ai am tu fluffi egzept da TED dident sai ai waz fluffi, shee sayed dat ai wuz oberwate! sew, ai em STARBIN, anna waistin awai anna soon, ai wil bee nuffin butt skin anna boenz! buttid todai, az uzualli, az sun az mai hooman gotted up frum hiz bed, he givved myownself da tini bit uv mai fudz, anna ai eeted it awl rite awai den laiter, ai wuz triin tu telz mai hoomin dat ai em awlmost starbin tu def, anna he gived me mai fuds AGIN! sew fur onced, ai em nawt STARBIN, liek ai uzuely am ai em goin tu taek a gnap nao, beclawz ai debervez it lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu aiez This iz grate. I hopes it happins effury day. TEDs gotten this obseshun fing bout kittiez wate. They finks we shud all starf. I haznt seen TED inna longlong tyme, butted Meomies sumtymes sez 'yu iz gettin tu be a BIG cat' wen she piks me up, butted I tells hur it iz all mussel. -- Sam
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#8
June 10th 11, 01:24 PM
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ai foolded mai hoomin
Dat iz when u kno ur hooman iz getting older, u kan fool dem in double
feedingz. We haz done dat a timez or tu or free. Piglett grinning as she remembers when gramby membered she had alreadi fed ourselbez. "Gandalf ingold1234 (AT)yahoo (DOT)com (Gandalf)" wrote in message ... mai hooman haz had da nerf to putted myownself onna dyit, beclawsw da TED sed dat ai am tu fluffi egzept da TED dident sai ai waz fluffi, shee sayed dat ai wuz oberwate! sew, ai em STARBIN, anna waistin awai anna soon, ai wil bee nuffin butt skin anna boenz! buttid todai, az uzualli, az sun az mai hooman gotted up frum hiz bed, he givved myownself da tini bit uv mai fudz, anna ai eeted it awl rite awai den laiter, ai wuz triin tu telz mai hoomin dat ai em awlmost starbin tu def, anna he gived me mai fuds AGIN! sew fur onced, ai em nawt STARBIN, liek ai uzuely am ai em goin tu taek a gnap nao, beclawz ai debervez it lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu aiez
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#9
June 10th 11, 02:38 PM
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ai foolded mai hoomin
On Fri, 10 Jun 2011 03:14:35 +0000, AT)yahoo(DOT)com (Gandalf wrote:
mai hooman haz had da nerf to putted myownself onna dyit, beclawsw da TED sed dat ai am tu fluffi egzept da TED dident sai ai waz fluffi, shee sayed dat ai wuz oberwate! This shows a distinct lack of knowledge on the part of TED. They all the time seem to be unaware that, since cats are such noble and powerful creatures, we can control the force of gravity in our immediate vicinity. And since we are such attractive creatures, the attraction due to gravity is much stronger in the presence of a cat. So the scales say that we're too heavy just because they are assuming that the Earth's normal gravimetric attraction applies, when in fact it doesn't. Amelia
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#10
June 10th 11, 03:12 PM
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ai foolded mai hoomin
Wen da tunyfishiez kan cumz out ov da kabinet yu hafta sitz at da hoomin
feetz and yell not to pour dat likwid down da drayne. An yell an yell an yell since dey haf furry short memfuriez. Booker On 6/9/2011 9:50 PM, Sundance wrote: Lorelei, I feelz yurown pane. Not onlee duz we not git enuf fudz, but Meowmie wastez fudz dat we kitteez kud eet! Tuday she made a toona samwich, an yoo know dat likwid datz in da kan along wif da toona? She pored it awl down da drane! Whut a waste! Sundance Gandalf ingold1234 (AT) yahoo (DOT) com (Gandalf) wrote in message ... mai hooman haz had da nerf to putted myownself onna dyit, beclawsw da TED sed dat ai am tu fluffi egzept da TED dident sai ai waz fluffi, shee sayed dat ai wuz oberwate! sew, ai em STARBIN, anna waistin awai anna soon, ai wil bee nuffin butt skin anna boenz! buttid todai, az uzualli, az sun az mai hooman gotted up frum hiz bed, he givved myownself da tini bit uv mai fudz, anna ai eeted it awl rite awai den laiter, ai wuz triin tu telz mai hoomin dat ai em awlmost starbin tu def, anna he gived me mai fuds AGIN! sew fur onced, ai em nawt STARBIN, liek ai uzuely am ai em goin tu taek a gnap nao, beclawz ai debervez it lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu aiez
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