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  #51  
Old November 3rd 04, 11:51 AM
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten
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[whispering back] I'm sure we could at least try it. [paws over some
tunas to Sammy]

Felix, who never knows what to do about gifts


Neither do, I, mine friend. I just got da idearment from Cleo.

[Sammy dashes to the teleporter and disappears. A few minutes later he
reappears carrying a large bag in his mouth. He and Felix disappear into
a quiet corner.]

Here we go, a new Panic Mouse an a tub of nip. An here'z a roll of
wrappin paper and sum tape. Let's unrol sum paper... and put da goodies
in da middle... den fold dis paper ofurr... ok, now if you can hold dis
paper... [Felix puts a paw on the paper while Sammy fumbles with a roll
of tape. He quickly wishes he had opposable thumbs.] Dere we go - it'z a
liddle bit lumpy, but I fink it will do. Now here's da card. Why don't
you sign youz name... bootiful Lilith Kitten, would you care to come
sign dis card? [Sammy waits while Lilith signs as well, then signs himself].

Ok, letz do dis.

[Sammy pulls on the front of the somewhat lumpy package while Felix and
Lilith push from behind.]

Miss GM, wez got anudder present for yourownself. Dis is frum Felix and
Lilith and me. We'z hope you like it!

Sammy
  #52  
Old November 4th 04, 03:20 AM
Arlene Knop
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Fangu so much! I didn't eggzpekt prezents and this one looks so
pritty. Ize just so happy we cud all be together to celebrayte.
Yummmmmm. Hmmmmmm. It shoor smells good. It smells like........NIP!
And it smells like thuh Good Stuff too! Meowmie didn't get me any fur
my birfday glares at sekretary. shreds paper with hind claws And
wot iz this???? Oh, A panikee mousieee. I kin get that. I like to run
and chase espeshally at 1:00 in thuh morning. Oh this will wake meowmie
fur shoor if I chase it under thuh bed. Hee hee hee.

Gretchen Marie, hugging her frendz and taking a snort so she kin run
faster

Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote:

[whispering back] I'm sure we could at least try it. [paws over some
tunas to Sammy]

Felix, who never knows what to do about gifts


Neither do, I, mine friend. I just got da idearment from Cleo.

[Sammy dashes to the teleporter and disappears. A few minutes later he
reappears carrying a large bag in his mouth. He and Felix disappear into
a quiet corner.]

Here we go, a new Panic Mouse an a tub of nip. An here'z a roll of
wrappin paper and sum tape. Let's unrol sum paper... and put da goodies
in da middle... den fold dis paper ofurr... ok, now if you can hold dis
paper... [Felix puts a paw on the paper while Sammy fumbles with a roll
of tape. He quickly wishes he had opposable thumbs.] Dere we go - it'z a
liddle bit lumpy, but I fink it will do. Now here's da card. Why don't
you sign youz name... bootiful Lilith Kitten, would you care to come
sign dis card? [Sammy waits while Lilith signs as well, then signs himself].

Ok, letz do dis.

[Sammy pulls on the front of the somewhat lumpy package while Felix and
Lilith push from behind.]

Miss GM, wez got anudder present for yourownself. Dis is frum Felix and
Lilith and me. We'z hope you like it!

Sammy

  #53  
Old November 4th 04, 03:20 AM
Arlene Knop
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Fangu so much! I didn't eggzpekt prezents and this one looks so
pritty. Ize just so happy we cud all be together to celebrayte.
Yummmmmm. Hmmmmmm. It shoor smells good. It smells like........NIP!
And it smells like thuh Good Stuff too! Meowmie didn't get me any fur
my birfday glares at sekretary. shreds paper with hind claws And
wot iz this???? Oh, A panikee mousieee. I kin get that. I like to run
and chase espeshally at 1:00 in thuh morning. Oh this will wake meowmie
fur shoor if I chase it under thuh bed. Hee hee hee.

Gretchen Marie, hugging her frendz and taking a snort so she kin run
faster

Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote:

[whispering back] I'm sure we could at least try it. [paws over some
tunas to Sammy]

Felix, who never knows what to do about gifts


Neither do, I, mine friend. I just got da idearment from Cleo.

[Sammy dashes to the teleporter and disappears. A few minutes later he
reappears carrying a large bag in his mouth. He and Felix disappear into
a quiet corner.]

Here we go, a new Panic Mouse an a tub of nip. An here'z a roll of
wrappin paper and sum tape. Let's unrol sum paper... and put da goodies
in da middle... den fold dis paper ofurr... ok, now if you can hold dis
paper... [Felix puts a paw on the paper while Sammy fumbles with a roll
of tape. He quickly wishes he had opposable thumbs.] Dere we go - it'z a
liddle bit lumpy, but I fink it will do. Now here's da card. Why don't
you sign youz name... bootiful Lilith Kitten, would you care to come
sign dis card? [Sammy waits while Lilith signs as well, then signs himself].

Ok, letz do dis.

[Sammy pulls on the front of the somewhat lumpy package while Felix and
Lilith push from behind.]

Miss GM, wez got anudder present for yourownself. Dis is frum Felix and
Lilith and me. We'z hope you like it!

Sammy

  #54  
Old November 4th 04, 03:23 AM
Arlene Knop
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Wot a pritty flower! Ize just gonna nibble a liddle bit but I don't
want to hurt it. Ize gonna save it and put it in my skrapbook. Glad
yew like thuh cake and there's lotsa stuff to drink so help
yerownselfs. I had peeple toona fur lunch and now Ize reddy fur sum
cake too.

Fangu, again.
GM

Ray or Fran wrote:

Gretchen Marie, youze 15! Happy happy birthday to youze ourz dear friend.

And Aunti Arlene, what a wonderful cake youze provided for GM and for
effuryone to share, itz really spectacular.

GM, weze got youze a furry nice and special orchid. Itz the only one in
bloom right now and weze finkz youze should have it.

Punkins & Puddi Cat
(giving GM a nice mauvish orchid for her to play with, smell or eat as shez
wants)

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  #55  
Old November 4th 04, 03:23 AM
Arlene Knop
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Wot a pritty flower! Ize just gonna nibble a liddle bit but I don't
want to hurt it. Ize gonna save it and put it in my skrapbook. Glad
yew like thuh cake and there's lotsa stuff to drink so help
yerownselfs. I had peeple toona fur lunch and now Ize reddy fur sum
cake too.

Fangu, again.
GM

Ray or Fran wrote:

Gretchen Marie, youze 15! Happy happy birthday to youze ourz dear friend.

And Aunti Arlene, what a wonderful cake youze provided for GM and for
effuryone to share, itz really spectacular.

GM, weze got youze a furry nice and special orchid. Itz the only one in
bloom right now and weze finkz youze should have it.

Punkins & Puddi Cat
(giving GM a nice mauvish orchid for her to play with, smell or eat as shez
wants)

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  #56  
Old November 4th 04, 03:26 AM
Arlene Knop
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Anti Arlene reaches down and skritches Miss Violette.

Thank you. And you are a good friend too. You are always so supportive
and helpful to GM and the other kitties. Did you try the lavender
sardines? I had to hide the little eyes in the kool wip so they
wouldn't keep staring at me, but you go ahead and have as many as you
want.

Anti Arlene, enjoying the partee as much as the kitties

Miss Violette wrote:

Miss Violette, walks carefully up to the hooman, Thank yourownsef fur takin
care of GM so good, she has been a wondeerful friend to me, Miss Violette
Arlene Knop wrote in message
...
Az long az we are all gathured at Lake Louise, I wud like to invite all
of yew to help me celebrate my 15th birfday today Novembur Furst.
HOORAY HOORAY IZE A VENERABLE CAT NOW!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOPEEEEEEEEEE!

Gretchen Marie, VC, Justicat, TCC, BCCC, PCC

Fluffy hoomin lady carefully pushes a table to the middle of the room.
On it is a ten foot high, 15 layer pouncy krunch cake. The base of the
cake is surrounded by all flavors of ice cream balls. The cake is
frosted with kool wip and each layer is decorated with pink fantail
shrimp and lavender sardines. The middle five layers read:

Happy
15th
Birfday
Gretchen
Marie

Now all you kitteez just dig right in. Maybe the kittens would like to
try to climb to the top of the cake. I'm sure everyone will help you
lick the kool wip off your tummies afterward. All together now....

HAPPY BIRDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRFDAY TO YOU. HAPPY BIRDAY GRETCHEN
MARIEEEEEEEEE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

Have fun at your party, my precious little best friend,

Meowmie Arlene

  #57  
Old November 4th 04, 03:26 AM
Arlene Knop
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Anti Arlene reaches down and skritches Miss Violette.

Thank you. And you are a good friend too. You are always so supportive
and helpful to GM and the other kitties. Did you try the lavender
sardines? I had to hide the little eyes in the kool wip so they
wouldn't keep staring at me, but you go ahead and have as many as you
want.

Anti Arlene, enjoying the partee as much as the kitties

Miss Violette wrote:

Miss Violette, walks carefully up to the hooman, Thank yourownsef fur takin
care of GM so good, she has been a wondeerful friend to me, Miss Violette
Arlene Knop wrote in message
...
Az long az we are all gathured at Lake Louise, I wud like to invite all
of yew to help me celebrate my 15th birfday today Novembur Furst.
HOORAY HOORAY IZE A VENERABLE CAT NOW!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOPEEEEEEEEEE!

Gretchen Marie, VC, Justicat, TCC, BCCC, PCC

Fluffy hoomin lady carefully pushes a table to the middle of the room.
On it is a ten foot high, 15 layer pouncy krunch cake. The base of the
cake is surrounded by all flavors of ice cream balls. The cake is
frosted with kool wip and each layer is decorated with pink fantail
shrimp and lavender sardines. The middle five layers read:

Happy
15th
Birfday
Gretchen
Marie

Now all you kitteez just dig right in. Maybe the kittens would like to
try to climb to the top of the cake. I'm sure everyone will help you
lick the kool wip off your tummies afterward. All together now....

HAPPY BIRDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRFDAY TO YOU. HAPPY BIRDAY GRETCHEN
MARIEEEEEEEEE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

Have fun at your party, my precious little best friend,

Meowmie Arlene

  #58  
Old November 4th 04, 03:31 AM
Arlene Knop
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Oh that is a purrfekt prezent! Itz getting close to winter br-r-r-r
here now and I like to hav a place to kurl up and warm my toez and
tummy. Miss Violette is talking to my meowmie. I hope meowmie duzn't
sing again. She woke me on my birfday wif singing. It wuz just awful
but she meenz well. See? Ize got eerplugz so it duzn't hurt so much.
Come on, we kin get warm together. There's room. I always thot Anti
soft wuz kind and generus. Am I gonna hav to chanj that opinion?????

GM, thinking of hoomin boot camp again

Miss Violette wrote:

Hey GM, Heris a prezzie fur yourownsef, Miss Violetted letted minsef gif it
to you kuz she sayed her was talkin to a hooman, itsa nice comfy heated
kittybed,...Glare atta soft... Why we kant haf one iz beyond da kittys
attour houze, Trudi, hopin she done ok,
Arlene Knop wrote in message
...
Az long az we are all gathured at Lake Louise, I wud like to invite all
of yew to help me celebrate my 15th birfday today Novembur Furst.
HOORAY HOORAY IZE A VENERABLE CAT NOW!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOPEEEEEEEEEE!

Gretchen Marie, VC, Justicat, TCC, BCCC, PCC

Fluffy hoomin lady carefully pushes a table to the middle of the room.
On it is a ten foot high, 15 layer pouncy krunch cake. The base of the
cake is surrounded by all flavors of ice cream balls. The cake is
frosted with kool wip and each layer is decorated with pink fantail
shrimp and lavender sardines. The middle five layers read:

Happy
15th
Birfday
Gretchen
Marie

Now all you kitteez just dig right in. Maybe the kittens would like to
try to climb to the top of the cake. I'm sure everyone will help you
lick the kool wip off your tummies afterward. All together now....

HAPPY BIRDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRFDAY TO YOU. HAPPY BIRDAY GRETCHEN
MARIEEEEEEEEE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

Have fun at your party, my precious little best friend,

Meowmie Arlene

  #59  
Old November 4th 04, 03:31 AM
Arlene Knop
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Oh that is a purrfekt prezent! Itz getting close to winter br-r-r-r
here now and I like to hav a place to kurl up and warm my toez and
tummy. Miss Violette is talking to my meowmie. I hope meowmie duzn't
sing again. She woke me on my birfday wif singing. It wuz just awful
but she meenz well. See? Ize got eerplugz so it duzn't hurt so much.
Come on, we kin get warm together. There's room. I always thot Anti
soft wuz kind and generus. Am I gonna hav to chanj that opinion?????

GM, thinking of hoomin boot camp again

Miss Violette wrote:

Hey GM, Heris a prezzie fur yourownsef, Miss Violetted letted minsef gif it
to you kuz she sayed her was talkin to a hooman, itsa nice comfy heated
kittybed,...Glare atta soft... Why we kant haf one iz beyond da kittys
attour houze, Trudi, hopin she done ok,
Arlene Knop wrote in message
...
Az long az we are all gathured at Lake Louise, I wud like to invite all
of yew to help me celebrate my 15th birfday today Novembur Furst.
HOORAY HOORAY IZE A VENERABLE CAT NOW!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOPEEEEEEEEEE!

Gretchen Marie, VC, Justicat, TCC, BCCC, PCC

Fluffy hoomin lady carefully pushes a table to the middle of the room.
On it is a ten foot high, 15 layer pouncy krunch cake. The base of the
cake is surrounded by all flavors of ice cream balls. The cake is
frosted with kool wip and each layer is decorated with pink fantail
shrimp and lavender sardines. The middle five layers read:

Happy
15th
Birfday
Gretchen
Marie

Now all you kitteez just dig right in. Maybe the kittens would like to
try to climb to the top of the cake. I'm sure everyone will help you
lick the kool wip off your tummies afterward. All together now....

HAPPY BIRDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRFDAY TO YOU. HAPPY BIRDAY GRETCHEN
MARIEEEEEEEEE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

Have fun at your party, my precious little best friend,

Meowmie Arlene

  #60  
Old November 4th 04, 03:33 AM
Arlene Knop
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Fangu efurrybuddy. Hav sum pouncee krunch cake and ice kreem and nip
shampayne

GM, in a partee mood wif all her frendz

Paula wrote:

Az long az we are all gathured at Lake Louise, I wud like to invite all
of yew to help me celebrate my 15th birfday today Novembur Furst.
HOORAY HOORAY IZE A VENERABLE CAT NOW!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOPEEEEEEEEEE!

Gretchen Marie, VC, Justicat, TCC, BCCC, PCC


HAPPY PURRDAY GRETCHEN MARIE!!!!!!

An minny,minny more!!

the gang

 




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