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Smokey provides a BCT
Smokey, who is 14 and gets special gooshy food in the morning, gets fed
in our bedroom (so we can close the door so Molly the d*g and all the other cats don't "help" her eat). This morning, my DH fed her, closed the door as usual, and went back about 20 minutes later to see how she was doing. (Some days she seems to need some encouragement to finish the food.) He couldn't find her. Usually she is on the bed snoozing. Sometimes she's on the d*g's big pillow, snoozing. He looked in the attached bathroom, he looked under the bed, he looked on the shelves above the closet (even though she hadn't leapt up there in many years!). He looked EVERYWHERE he could think of. I asked if maybe she had slipped out as he was opening the door (perhaps she had an "urgent need"). Maybe she was on the deck, or in the catbox room (hey, they use it more than we do, even if the washer and dryer are in there...). We looked all over. Not on chairs. Not on floors. Not under the table. Not using the "facilities". Finally I went back in the bedroom to look again, and as I walked past the third closet bay, I noticed something on the floor was out of place. I pulled back the shirts hanging down to the level of a big box stored there and sure enough, there she was. Looking at me with a "what in world did you wake me for???" look. Guys. He coulda found her if he only paid attention and seen that things were not as they should be in the third bay...And meanwhile, Smokey accomplishes a B*st*rd C*t Tr*ck. Deborah slave to the Magnificent Seven |
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On Aug 17, 12:48*am, Phoenix wrote:
Guys. He coulda found her if he only paid attention and seen that things were not as they should be in the third bay...And meanwhile, Smokey accomplishes a B*st*rd C*t Tr*ck. Deborah slave to the Magnificent Seven LOL! Rita does that. I wander around my apartment saying, 'The apartment isn't *that* big! Where on earth are you hiding?' Then she strolls into the room asking me why I bothered her during her nap. Silly cat. Jane - owned and operated by the Princess Rita |
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Smokey provides a BCT
"Phoenix" wrote in message ... Smokey, who is 14 and gets special gooshy food in the morning, gets fed in our bedroom (so we can close the door so Molly the d*g and all the other cats don't "help" her eat). This morning, my DH fed her, closed the door as usual, and went back about 20 minutes later to see how she was doing. (Some days she seems to need some encouragement to finish the food.) He couldn't find her. Usually she is on the bed snoozing. Sometimes she's on the d*g's big pillow, snoozing. He looked in the attached bathroom, he looked under the bed, he looked on the shelves above the closet (even though she hadn't leapt up there in many years!). He looked EVERYWHERE he could think of. I asked if maybe she had slipped out as he was opening the door (perhaps she had an "urgent need"). Maybe she was on the deck, or in the catbox room (hey, they use it more than we do, even if the washer and dryer are in there...). We looked all over. Not on chairs. Not on floors. Not under the table. Not using the "facilities". Finally I went back in the bedroom to look again, and as I walked past the third closet bay, I noticed something on the floor was out of place. I pulled back the shirts hanging down to the level of a big box stored there and sure enough, there she was. Looking at me with a "what in world did you wake me for???" look. Guys. He coulda found her if he only paid attention and seen that things were not as they should be in the third bay...And meanwhile, Smokey accomplishes a B*st*rd C*t Tr*ck. That's in a cats job description. If you have one, they will eventually train you to know and remember exactly where and how you left everything, so you will have some clue as to where they are and what they've been up to. Its good basic training for a catslave. Jo |
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Smokey provides a BCT
"Phoenix" Smokey, who is 14 and gets special gooshy food in the morning, gets fed in our bedroom (so we can close the door so Molly the d*g and all the other cats don't "help" her eat). This morning, my DH fed her, closed the door as usual, and went back about 20 minutes later to see how she was doing. (Some days she seems to need some encouragement to finish the food.) He couldn't find her. Usually she is on the bed snoozing. Sometimes she's on the d*g's big pillow, snoozing. He looked in the attached bathroom, he looked under the bed, he looked on the shelves above the closet (even though she hadn't leapt up there in many years!). He looked EVERYWHERE he could think of. I asked if maybe she had slipped out as he was opening the door (perhaps she had an "urgent need"). Maybe she was on the deck, or in the catbox room (hey, they use it more than we do, even if the washer and dryer are in there...). We looked all over. Not on chairs. Not on floors. Not under the table. Not using the "facilities". Finally I went back in the bedroom to look again, and as I walked past the third closet bay, I noticed something on the floor was out of place. I pulled back the shirts hanging down to the level of a big box stored there and sure enough, there she was. Looking at me with a "what in world did you wake me for???" look. Guys. He coulda found her if he only paid attention and seen that things were not as they should be in the third bay...And meanwhile, Smokey accomplishes a B*st*rd C*t Tr*ck. Deborah slave to the Magnificent Seven ROTFLMTO...very sneaky Smokey .... Kyla |
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