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Signs Your Cat is Overweight
Signs Your Cat is Overweight
14 Cat door retrofitted with garage door opener. 13 Confused guests constantly mistaking her for beanbag chair. 12 Always lands on her spleen. 11 Fewer calls to the fire service, but a sudden upsurge in broken branches. 10 Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens. 9 No longer cleans itself unless coated in Squirty Cream. 8 Catfood dish replaced with trough. 7 Luxurious, shiny black fur replaced with mint green polyester trouser suit. 6 It's no longer safe to lift him without a barrow. 5 "Steals breath" from all five quintuplets, simultaneously. 4 Waits for the third bowl of food to get finicky. 3 He only catches mice that get trapped in his gravitational pull. 2 Enormous gut keeps your hardwood floors freshly buffed. and the Number 1 Sign Your Cat is Overweight... 1 Has more chins than lives. |
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