Why cant we dekorate?????

Sundance an me haz bin tryin to do a liddul dekoratin heer in da hows, but
our hoomin duznt seem to unnerstand. We try to arraynj our toyz in artistik
ways in varius places in da hows, but Meowmie keeps puttin dem all back in
wun place! How kan we git hur to appreshiate wut weer tryin to do?

Rebecca, annoyed at having her artistic efforts stifled

Communikatin' wit da furless wonz is alwayz diffikult. I tink dat dere
shud be a law fur dem to lern feline as a sekund langwidge!

Dotz terrible dat she duzent appreciate kittee art!
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Rebecca wrote:
Sundance an me haz bin tryin to do a liddul dekoratin heer in da
hows, but our hoomin duznt seem to unnerstand. We try to arraynj
our toyz in artistik ways in varius places in da hows, but Meowmie
keeps puttin dem all back in wun place! How kan we git hur to
appreshiate wut weer tryin to do?

Rebecca, annoyed at having her artistic efforts stifled

try decorating with a couple of hairballs, she will then appreciate the
finer points of toy decorating... or just keep getting the toys out again...
we do this so we can be sure our hoomanz have enough exercise, Miss
Violette, the helpful
Rebecca wrote in message
. com...
Sundance an me haz bin tryin to do a liddul dekoratin heer in da hows, but
our hoomin duznt seem to unnerstand. We try to arraynj our toyz in
artistik
ways in varius places in da hows, but Meowmie keeps puttin dem all back in
wun place! How kan we git hur to appreshiate wut weer tryin to do?

Rebecca, annoyed at having her artistic efforts stifled

"Seanette Blaylock" wrote in
message ...
I try to decorate with hairballs and fur and food, but my humans keep
cleaning it up too. They just don't get kitty art.

Felix, sympathetic to Rebecca's frustration

Yes, since Meowmie didnt preshiate da toy art, I tried fur art last night.
She wuz brushin me, and to show my preshiation I left a nice layer ub my
dark furz on da sofa cushin -- and she kleened it up! I thawt maybe she'd
like white better, so I leff a lot ub my white bellyfurs on anudder
cushin -- an she kleened dat up, too!!! I tried hairball art, but I haznt
bin able to make wun yet. She shud juss be glad I duznt do lidder boks art,
like a sertin bruffur I cud menshun...

I is so frusstrated: I fink I need to join da udder girlkittees at da spa to
relax and fink abowt diss.

Rebecca, looking forward to the company of cats

remember, hoomanz are not very bright, Miss Violette, who totally
understands
Rebecca wrote in message
...
"Seanette Blaylock" wrote in
message ...
I try to decorate with hairballs and fur and food, but my humans keep
cleaning it up too. They just don't get kitty art.

Felix, sympathetic to Rebecca's frustration

Yes, since Meowmie didnt preshiate da toy art, I tried fur art last night.
She wuz brushin me, and to show my preshiation I left a nice layer ub my
dark furz on da sofa cushin -- and she kleened it up! I thawt maybe she'd
like white better, so I leff a lot ub my white bellyfurs on anudder
cushin -- an she kleened dat up, too!!! I tried hairball art, but I haznt
bin able to make wun yet. She shud juss be glad I duznt do lidder boks
art,
like a sertin bruffur I cud menshun...

I is so frusstrated: I fink I need to join da udder girlkittees at da spa
to
relax and fink abowt diss.

Rebecca, looking forward to the company of cats