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Uncl Bill Pikted up OWIVia an tookt hur hom



 
 
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Old April 18th 09, 06:53 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Uncl Bill Pikted up OWIVia an tookt hur hom

Maggy May: Uncl Bill was takin out sum trash an hee seed da meen
widdle terroris d*g Owivia wanrun roun wiffout hur mommie or effen
warin a collur. Hee pikd hur up two tak too her mommy's hous butted
her mommy wasn DERE. Butted he kanokd on a naybor door an DEY had a
key two Owivias hous beclawz dey wuz takin Olivia on waks wile her
mommy is out. Dey fink shee got out wile de ladee wuz clozin da dour
an wasn' seen.

Sunrise: She BITED Uncl Bill wen he pikd hur up an shee iz da Bearz
emeny. Uncl Bill shuda putted her in da soower.

Missy: She doo gnot HURTED da Bear an da bite din hurt Uncl Bill. An
bitin hoomins iz gud.

Maggy May: Hee did da rite fing. Yoo cannot put a widdle d*ggy in da
soower. She is wike a bitty. SEW kyoot. An hee iz EFFERYBUDDEEZ Uncl
Bill, sew hee had to hep hurself.
It iz furry furry sunny today an wee iz layin roun da wivving room in
da sun on da karpit.

--
Will in New Haven

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Old April 18th 09, 07:00 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Default Uncl Bill Pikted up OWIVia an tookt hur hom

On Apr 18, 10:53*am, Will in New Haven
wrote:
Maggy May: Uncl Bill was takin out sum trash an hee seed da meen
widdle terroris d*g Owivia wanrun roun wiffout hur mommie or effen
warin a collur. Hee pikd hur up two tak too her mommy's hous butted
her mommy wasn DERE. Butted he kanokd on a naybor door an DEY had a
key two Owivias hous beclawz dey wuz takin Olivia on waks wile her
mommy is out. Dey fink shee got out wile de ladee wuz clozin da dour
an wasn' seen.

Sunrise: She BITED Uncl Bill wen he pikd hur up an shee iz da Bearz
emeny. Uncl Bill shuda putted her in da soower.

Missy: She doo gnot HURTED da Bear an da bite din hurt Uncl Bill. An
bitin hoomins iz gud.

Maggy May: Hee did da rite fing. Yoo cannot put a widdle d*ggy in da
soower. She is wike a bitty. SEW kyoot. An hee iz EFFERYBUDDEEZ Uncl
Bill, sew hee had to hep hurself.
It iz furry furry sunny today an wee iz layin roun da wivving room in
da sun on da karpit.

--
Will in New Haven


Welf, if it iss fwum da terrerist bweed, den yoo can eggzpEK to git
bitted.

Butted, wen all iss sedandun, hoominz mUTs take kare of usses, wedder
we bee sweet or meen.


MeOwy, a sweet kittee.
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Old April 18th 09, 07:43 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Default Uncl Bill Pikted up OWIVia an tookt hur hom

On Apr 18, 10:53*am, Will in New Haven
wrote:
Maggy May: Uncl Bill was takin out sum trash an hee seed da meen
widdle terroris d*g Owivia wanrun roun wiffout hur mommie or effen
warin a collur. Hee pikd hur up two tak too her mommy's hous butted
her mommy wasn DERE. Butted he kanokd on a naybor door an DEY had a
key two Owivias hous beclawz dey wuz takin Olivia on waks wile her
mommy is out. Dey fink shee got out wile de ladee wuz clozin da dour
an wasn' seen.

Sunrise: She BITED Uncl Bill wen he pikd hur up an shee iz da Bearz
emeny. Uncl Bill shuda putted her in da soower.

Missy: She doo gnot HURTED da Bear an da bite din hurt Uncl Bill. An
bitin hoomins iz gud.

Maggy May: Hee did da rite fing. Yoo cannot put a widdle d*ggy in da
soower. She is wike a bitty. SEW kyoot. An hee iz EFFERYBUDDEEZ Uncl
Bill, sew hee had to hep hurself.
It iz furry furry sunny today an wee iz layin roun da wivving room in
da sun on da karpit.

--
Will in New Haven


Sew in da udder wurdz, da unclbil diddoo a witeful fing. IMKO (in my
kittee oppiniun).

Dere is no sunchine heer, an da karpet needz bakyumeenk. Sigh...MeOwy.
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Old April 18th 09, 08:06 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Uncl Bill Pikted up OWIVia an tookt hur hom

Cee, himselfz iza sweetie for doink da rite fing. Willow glad no stray
doggies show up at herown house any more. sinze da dum neiborz who leaved
dem out in da winter, dey moved/
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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Maggy May: Uncl Bill was takin out sum trash an hee seed da meen
widdle terroris d*g Owivia wanrun roun wiffout hur mommie or effen
warin a collur. Hee pikd hur up two tak too her mommy's hous butted
her mommy wasn DERE. Butted he kanokd on a naybor door an DEY had a
key two Owivias hous beclawz dey wuz takin Olivia on waks wile her
mommy is out. Dey fink shee got out wile de ladee wuz clozin da dour
an wasn' seen.

Sunrise: She BITED Uncl Bill wen he pikd hur up an shee iz da Bearz
emeny. Uncl Bill shuda putted her in da soower.

Missy: She doo gnot HURTED da Bear an da bite din hurt Uncl Bill. An
bitin hoomins iz gud.

Maggy May: Hee did da rite fing. Yoo cannot put a widdle d*ggy in da
soower. She is wike a bitty. SEW kyoot. An hee iz EFFERYBUDDEEZ Uncl
Bill, sew hee had to hep hurself.
It iz furry furry sunny today an wee iz layin roun da wivving room in
da sun on da karpit.

--
Will in New Haven



 




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