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#11
August 27th 11, 10:45 PM
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I duz not want to shuv over
On Fri, 26 Aug 2011 16:57:06 -0700, "Sundance" wrote:
I iz gettin furry tired uv Meowmie pushin myownself over on da pooter desk. When I layz down, I layz down ezackly whare I wantz to be. Meowmie shud not be moovin myownself, harumph! Sundance ai is lucky, cuz ai likez tu lay onna mai hoomins lap, win he iz uzin da pooter. butted i kin never sweep der, he sez hiz bak hurtz, anna ai he makz myownself weave, but win ai cumz bak a liddle latur, he letz me bak onna hiz lap...fur a wile, ennywaiz. lorili 
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#12
August 30th 11, 05:19 AM
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I duz not want to shuv over
An if ya dunt get offf. fffffzzzzztt, dere goes da aerspraycan!
-- Pitô.ônya "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... offa pillow, offa chair, offa breekfeztbar, OEJ "Gramby" wrote in message ... At our house it iz off da kloff bag her takez ta wurk. Her layz it on da kouch, what duz her spect. Off da tredmillz. When her is krocheeing wiff da yarn, it iz off da affgan Off da kounter. Duzent her kno kounterz waz made so kitties kud get up dere and look at stuffz. Off da China cuppord, Least her stopped putting Kandles dere kauze Willow tests grabity too muchez. OFF OFF OFF u wud fink her waz pratciking for dat bug kommercial sumetimez O T who is now laying across Grambys shoes and knows darn well he will have to move when she needs them. "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... "Sundance" wrote in message ... I iz gettin furry tired uv Meowmie pushin myownself over on da pooter desk. When I layz down, I layz down ezackly whare I wantz to be. Meowmie shud not be moovin myownself, harumph! Sundance Yeah! Off da pooter keybored! Off da taybull! Off da reklynurchayer! Stop play-fytin wiff cutie (cutie shtartid it ennyway, an iz Meowmee shur weez playin?) WEN iz Bootkamp shtartin? Off mine pooter, Meowmee! Unklutter da taybul, so I hab mooor ruuum! Off mine reklynurchayer! -- Pitô.ônya
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#13
August 30th 11, 05:53 AM
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I duz not want to shuv over
or doze misty watermonzterz, hrmph, OEJ
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... An if ya dunt get offf. fffffzzzzztt, dere goes da aerspraycan! -- Pitô.ônya "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... offa pillow, offa chair, offa breekfeztbar, OEJ "Gramby" wrote in message ... At our house it iz off da kloff bag her takez ta wurk. Her layz it on da kouch, what duz her spect. Off da tredmillz. When her is krocheeing wiff da yarn, it iz off da affgan Off da kounter. Duzent her kno kounterz waz made so kitties kud get up dere and look at stuffz. Off da China cuppord, Least her stopped putting Kandles dere kauze Willow tests grabity too muchez. OFF OFF OFF u wud fink her waz pratciking for dat bug kommercial sumetimez O T who is now laying across Grambys shoes and knows darn well he will have to move when she needs them. "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... "Sundance" wrote in message ... I iz gettin furry tired uv Meowmie pushin myownself over on da pooter desk. When I layz down, I layz down ezackly whare I wantz to be. Meowmie shud not be moovin myownself, harumph! Sundance Yeah! Off da pooter keybored! Off da taybull! Off da reklynurchayer! Stop play-fytin wiff cutie (cutie shtartid it ennyway, an iz Meowmee shur weez playin?) WEN iz Bootkamp shtartin? Off mine pooter, Meowmee! Unklutter da taybul, so I hab mooor ruuum! Off mine reklynurchayer! -- Pitô.ônya
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#14
August 31st 11, 09:01 PM
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I duz not want to shuv over
On Aug 27, 12:57*am, "Sundance" wrote:
I iz gettin furry tired uv Meowmie pushin myownself over on da pooter desk. When I layz down, I layz down ezackly whare I wantz to be. Meowmie shud not be moovin myownself, harumph! Sundance Mees shure dis is assawlt.....dus yure Meomie wanna go jale? Whares da Sheriff? Gordon Kitties, dirsgusted
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#15
September 1st 11, 12:31 AM
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I duz not want to shuv over
Weh styl kant figgir owt wy da gurld dunt wike da hoominz nise bug bed at awl Meh n PookyKat jest luff et. Mosey allauses liksa bed, but uzulee not atta same time, OEJ "Mosey =^..^=" boff meh n PookyKat git tew sleep wiff owr hoomins but Pipps n Sqweex dunt efen wike da big bed at awl. Wimmen, goh figger. Mosey now bof of owrz hoominz duz diz awso, OEJ weze kin simpafize wif yu. Meowmie alwayz shuvs me offur on da bed affur ize make a nice kozy spot fur MEEE. Booker On 8/26/2011 4:57 PM, Sundance wrote: I iz gettin furry tired uv Meowmie pushin myownself over on da pooter desk. When I layz down, I layz down ezackly whare I wantz to be. Meowmie shud not be moovin myownself, harumph! Sundance
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#16
September 1st 11, 12:36 AM
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I duz not want to shuv over
Meommie bonks PookyKat on his shallow hed wiff uh mty papur towel fingy wen hym wakes hur up at 4 am fur fudz. Bad PookyKat. Et duzznt hiurt hym. Hur wud nebber hurt inny uff usses...nope. Mosey --uh gud kitty, [smilez] or doze misty watermonzterz, hrmph, OEJ .... An if ya dunt get offf. fffffzzzzztt, dere goes da aerspraycan! -- Pitô.ônya offa pillow, offa chair, offa breekfeztbar, OEJ At our house it iz off da kloff bag her takez ta wurk. Her layz it on da kouch, what duz her spect. Off da tredmillz. When her is krocheeing wiff da yarn, it iz off da affgan Off da kounter. Duzent her kno kounterz waz made so kitties kud get up dere and look at stuffz. Off da China cuppord, Least her stopped putting Kandles dere kauze Willow tests grabity too muchez. OFF OFF OFF u wud fink her waz pratciking for dat bug kommercial sumetimez O T who is now laying across Grambys shoes and knows darn well he will have to move when she needs them. "Sundance" wrote in message ... I iz gettin furry tired uv Meowmie pushin myownself over on da pooter desk. When I layz down, I layz down ezackly whare I wantz to be. Meowmie shud not be moovin myownself, harumph! Sundance Yeah! Off da pooter keybored! Off da taybull! Off da reklynurchayer! Stop play-fytin wiff cutie (cutie shtartid it ennyway, an iz Meowmee shur weez playin?) WEN iz Bootkamp shtartin? Off mine pooter, Meowmee! Unklutter da taybul, so I hab mooor ruuum! Off mine reklynurchayer! -- Pitô.ônya
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#17
September 16th 11, 11:24 AM
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I duz not want to shuv over
Iz dat like da hissyairkan? We haz dat, too. Harumf!
Sundance "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... An if ya dunt get offf. fffffzzzzztt, dere goes da aerspraycan! -- Pitô.ônya "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... offa pillow, offa chair, offa breekfeztbar, OEJ "Gramby" wrote in message ... At our house it iz off da kloff bag her takez ta wurk. Her layz it on da kouch, what duz her spect. Off da tredmillz. When her is krocheeing wiff da yarn, it iz off da affgan Off da kounter. Duzent her kno kounterz waz made so kitties kud get up dere and look at stuffz. Off da China cuppord, Least her stopped putting Kandles dere kauze Willow tests grabity too muchez. OFF OFF OFF u wud fink her waz pratciking for dat bug kommercial sumetimez O T who is now laying across Grambys shoes and knows darn well he will have to move when she needs them. "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... "Sundance" wrote in message ... I iz gettin furry tired uv Meowmie pushin myownself over on da pooter desk. When I layz down, I layz down ezackly whare I wantz to be. Meowmie shud not be moovin myownself, harumph! Sundance Yeah! Off da pooter keybored! Off da taybull! Off da reklynurchayer! Stop play-fytin wiff cutie (cutie shtartid it ennyway, an iz Meowmee shur weez playin?) WEN iz Bootkamp shtartin? Off mine pooter, Meowmee! Unklutter da taybul, so I hab mooor ruuum! Off mine reklynurchayer! -- Pitô.ônya
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#18
September 17th 11, 06:45 AM
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I duz not want to shuv over
Yuppelz, i fink.
Itz kawlt Dust-Off, NOT Kitty Off! Wiffa red straw poyntur. -- Pitô.ônya (and harmless. and Not wet.) AntiSylvia "Sundance" wrote in message ... Iz dat like da hissyairkan? We haz dat, too. Harumf! Sundance "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... An if ya dunt get offf. fffffzzzzztt, dere goes da aerspraycan! -- Pitô.ônya "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... offa pillow, offa chair, offa breekfeztbar, OEJ "Gramby" wrote in message ... At our house it iz off da kloff bag her takez ta wurk. Her layz it on da kouch, what duz her spect. Off da tredmillz. When her is krocheeing wiff da yarn, it iz off da affgan Off da kounter. Duzent her kno kounterz waz made so kitties kud get up dere and look at stuffz. Off da China cuppord, Least her stopped putting Kandles dere kauze Willow tests grabity too muchez. OFF OFF OFF u wud fink her waz pratciking for dat bug kommercial sumetimez O T who is now laying across Grambys shoes and knows darn well he will have to move when she needs them. "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... "Sundance" wrote in message ... I iz gettin furry tired uv Meowmie pushin myownself over on da pooter desk. When I layz down, I layz down ezackly whare I wantz to be. Meowmie shud not be moovin myownself, harumph! Sundance Yeah! Off da pooter keybored! Off da taybull! Off da reklynurchayer! Stop play-fytin wiff cutie (cutie shtartid it ennyway, an iz Meowmee shur weez playin?) WEN iz Bootkamp shtartin? Off mine pooter, Meowmee! Unklutter da taybul, so I hab mooor ruuum! Off mine reklynurchayer! -- Pitô.ônya
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#19
September 17th 11, 11:57 PM
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I duz not want to shuv over
Yup, datz da wun. Not only duz it hiss at ussez sumtimez, but Meowmie makez
it hiss at da keebord when da keebord eetz owrown furz. Sundance "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message news  Yuppelz, i fink. Itz kawlt Dust-Off, NOT Kitty Off! Wiffa red straw poyntur. -- Pitô.ônya (and harmless. and Not wet.) AntiSylvia "Sundance" wrote in message ... Iz dat like da hissyairkan? We haz dat, too. Harumf! Sundance "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... An if ya dunt get offf. fffffzzzzztt, dere goes da aerspraycan! -- Pitô.ônya "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... offa pillow, offa chair, offa breekfeztbar, OEJ "Gramby" wrote in message ... At our house it iz off da kloff bag her takez ta wurk. Her layz it on da kouch, what duz her spect. Off da tredmillz. When her is krocheeing wiff da yarn, it iz off da affgan Off da kounter. Duzent her kno kounterz waz made so kitties kud get up dere and look at stuffz. Off da China cuppord, Least her stopped putting Kandles dere kauze Willow tests grabity too muchez. OFF OFF OFF u wud fink her waz pratciking for dat bug kommercial sumetimez O T who is now laying across Grambys shoes and knows darn well he will have to move when she needs them. "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... "Sundance" wrote in message ... I iz gettin furry tired uv Meowmie pushin myownself over on da pooter desk. When I layz down, I layz down ezackly whare I wantz to be. Meowmie shud not be moovin myownself, harumph! Sundance Yeah! Off da pooter keybored! Off da taybull! Off da reklynurchayer! Stop play-fytin wiff cutie (cutie shtartid it ennyway, an iz Meowmee shur weez playin?) WEN iz Bootkamp shtartin? Off mine pooter, Meowmee! Unklutter da taybul, so I hab mooor ruuum! Off mine reklynurchayer! -- Pitô.ônya
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