Notted fare!

On Sep 1, 5:35*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
well some monee wuz safed beclawz ted iz twenty milez kloser to owrz howze,
lukee its still reallee to fur away, anna we getsa "multicat" ten purrcint
discownt, anna awso diz ted akordita soft duzint wazte money so itz ok *we
thinkz der should be NO tedz, OEJ"rafflescat" wrote in message

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Yus! Dare is a skloosive catz onlee TED neer usses, but Meomie ses
she'd need a mortgage to pay da bills....wewl...wees wurf *dat! No?

Harry (furrend of Sukie)

On Aug 30, 4:25 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:







diz iz howwible, when owrz owld ted wented to da brige soft finded a ted
whut onlee seez kittees beclawz my momcat mizz violette hated doggiez anna
getted beree radikal when her seed one, OEJ"rafflescat"
wrote in message

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Jist beclaws dey arr goin on howliday!
I gotted stuk wiffa needul.....aftur getten sqweezed n poked n a
furmomitur stuck......well, sumware. Awl beclaws dey arr goin on
howliday.
Den beclaws me saw a Malamout inna TED sumkat hadda akksidunt......in
myne cawwier.....gwoss.
I'm in myne bed, inna side ruum n mees notted comin owt!

Sukie

Sukie had to get her boosters before we go on holiday or the cattery
won't take her.
I felt so sorry for her, she tried to be brave but the big, handsome
Malamout was the last straw. We met him on our way out of TEDs and he
was inquisitive and sniffed Sukie's carrier. Then the wails started!
She was totally disgusted with herself! We had to go back in and ask
the nurse for a bag to dispose of her soiled towel. She's been in the
side room ever since - just drinking water - not eating. Think there
will have to be some special food for tonight! And a whole lot of
petting!

Dats a gud ideerment! I myneself is inshoored fur beein sik, n so is
Sukie, Meomie hasta pay da furst £75 den de inshoorance kiks in,
Meomie ses funny dat most bills is unner £75......but shees gwad itz
dare if dares a BIG sickness...she ses.

Jack, who knows.

On Sep 1, 3:24*am, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
wrote:
Shayme on da Malamuts owner, not habin senze tu kontrol hiz d*g
beger den dat! Yur Meowmee shud purrint owt uh 8.5 x 11 poztue tu pozt
in da *TED'z offize saying dat it iz a Multi-Species office, and eatsh
pet owner is responsibbel for controlling their pet on short leesh, ur
sumpin lyke dat. An negzt tyme, have companyun,TED, ur a staff memfur go
intu da waytink rumm an seein dat it iz sayfe tu exit.
Yu hab mine purrmishun tu let dem know dat da Grand Pooh Bah sed so.
--
Pitô.ônya * Insenzt

"rafflescat" wrote in message

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Jist beclaws dey arr goin on howliday!
I gotted stuk wiffa needul.....aftur getten sqweezed n poked n a
furmomitur stuck......well, sumware. Awl beclaws dey arr goin on
howliday.
Den beclaws me saw a Malamout inna TED sumkat hadda akksidunt......in
myne cawwier.....gwoss.
I'm in myne bed, inna side ruum n mees notted comin owt!

Sukie

Sukie had to get her boosters before we go on holiday or the cattery
won't take her.
I felt so sorry for her, she tried to be brave but the big, handsome
Malamout was the last straw. We met him on our way out of TEDs and he
was inquisitive and sniffed Sukie's carrier. Then the wails started!
She was totally disgusted with herself! We had to go back in and ask
the nurse for a bag to dispose of her soiled towel. She's been in the
side room ever since - just drinking water - not eating. Think there
will have to be some special food for tonight! And a whole lot of
petting!

Oh! Fangu Grand Pooh Bah! Dats a gudgud ideerment! Naow.....oh
Meomie....we needa pwint owt!

Harry, awl puffed up!

On Aug 30, 8:40*am, rafflescat wrote:
Jist beclaws dey arr goin on howliday!
I gotted stuk wiffa needul.....aftur getten sqweezed n poked n a
furmomitur stuck......well, sumware. Awl beclaws dey arr goin on
howliday.
Den beclaws me saw a Malamout inna TED sumkat hadda akksidunt......in
myne cawwier.....gwoss.
I'm in myne bed, inna side ruum n mees notted comin owt!

Oh, noze. Yoo seed a Malamout. Sashi was haff Malamout an seeh SKARED
mee. Butted mine Mommy woont letted her neer me. Mommy tole mee dat
Sashi dint meen no harm butted shee was sew bigbig.

Mak yoor Mommy giff you extra goodies an lotsa luvin to mak up for da
sperience.

--
WooToo, gettin offer da hurricane Irene


Sukie

Sukie had to get her boosters before we go on holiday or the cattery
won't take her.
I felt so sorry for her, she tried to be brave but the big, handsome
Malamout was the last straw. We met him on our way out of TEDs and he
was inquisitive and sniffed Sukie's carrier. Then the wails started!
She was totally disgusted with herself! We had to go back in and ask
the nurse for a bag to dispose of her soiled towel. She's been in the
side room ever since - just drinking water - not eating. Think there
will have to be some special food for tonight! And a whole lot of
petting!

On 2011-09-01 7:19 PM, rafflescat wrote:


Dats a gud ideerment! I myneself is inshoored fur beein sik, n so is
Sukie, Meomie hasta pay da furst £75 den de inshoorance kiks in,
Meomie ses funny dat most bills is unner £75......but shees gwad itz
dare if dares a BIG sickness...she ses.

Jack, who knows.

Weze gotten ower own bank count, an effury toona day Meomie puts sum
toonas innit. It'z kalled 'catsakount'. Its notted furry big yit, butted
itz gittin biggur.

We useta hav an eggsklusiv cat TED tu, butted she gotten arthuritis an
retyred erly. We haznt akshually needed tu see TED sins we wuz fiksed
wen notted broke.

--
Sam

da lezz a kittee seeza ted, da betterer wif or wifowt dogz, OEJ
"Cheryl" wrote in message
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On 2011-09-01 7:19 PM, rafflescat wrote:


Dats a gud ideerment! I myneself is inshoored fur beein sik, n so is
Sukie, Meomie hasta pay da furst £75 den de inshoorance kiks in,
Meomie ses funny dat most bills is unner £75......but shees gwad itz
dare if dares a BIG sickness...she ses.

Jack, who knows.

Weze gotten ower own bank count, an effury toona day Meomie puts sum
toonas innit. It'z kalled 'catsakount'. Its notted furry big yit, butted
itz gittin biggur.

We useta hav an eggsklusiv cat TED tu, butted she gotten arthuritis an
retyred erly. We haznt akshually needed tu see TED sins we wuz fiksed wen
notted broke.

--
Sam

On 2011-09-02 12:49 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
da lezz a kittee seeza ted, da betterer wif or wifowt dogz, OEJ

Dat ted I wuz took tu werked inna big klinik. Meomie useta go theer wif
thu RB cats wen thu lady hoo bekamed a all-catz ted wuz werkin theer
befur she bekamed a all-catz ted an latur retyred. Mandy (RB) bited hur
wunse onna arthuritik fingur. Mandy wuz a rill TGK.

Liddul fings impuress Meomie. She aksed thu TED assistunt tu giv me thu
werm pill cuz she thot I mite fite hur. That pill went down befur I evun
noo it wuz comin, an Meomie wuz furry imprrest wif thu assistunt.

Enywayz, thatted place haz alla kindsa anymals. Wuns, befur myne time,
sumwun brot a snake inna pilocase!!

Betsy (RB) wented tu a smallur klinik fur a secund opinyun on hur
illness anna trip tu brij,. Thatz thu same wun Harry RB an thu noo Jake
wuz/iz taken tu. I finks they haz d*gs theer tho.

Dunno wat TED Cinnamon saw fur thu fixin. It wuz wun hoo helpz out thu
sheltur, butted theer are lots wat duz that.

--
Sam

On Sep 2, 2:00*am, Will in New Haven
wrote:
On Aug 30, 8:40*am, rafflescat wrote:

Jist beclaws dey arr goin on howliday!
I gotted stuk wiffa needul.....aftur getten sqweezed n poked n a
furmomitur stuck......well, sumware. Awl beclaws dey arr goin on
howliday.
Den beclaws me saw a Malamout inna TED sumkat hadda akksidunt......in
myne cawwier.....gwoss.
I'm in myne bed, inna side ruum n mees notted comin owt!

Oh, noze. Yoo seed a Malamout. Sashi was haff Malamout an seeh SKARED
mee. Butted mine Mommy woont letted her neer me. Mommy tole mee dat
Sashi dint meen no harm butted shee was sew bigbig.

Mak yoor Mommy giff you extra goodies an lotsa luvin to mak up for da
sperience.

--
WooToo, gettin offer da hurricane Irene







Sukie

Sukie had to get her boosters before we go on holiday or the cattery
won't take her.
I felt so sorry for her, she tried to be brave but the big, handsome
Malamout was the last straw. We met him on our way out of TEDs and he
was inquisitive and sniffed Sukie's carrier. Then the wails started!
She was totally disgusted with herself! We had to go back in and ask
the nurse for a bag to dispose of her soiled towel. She's been in the
side room ever since - just drinking water - not eating. Think there
will have to be some special food for tonight! And a whole lot of
petting!

Thu wursest fing was dat Meomie got inna car n sed thu Malamout wus
gorjuss! Gorjuss! It had kittiez at home n wiked kittiez! Me neffur
knew dat! Or me woodnt have dun a ......ehmmm...thu Sumkat woodnt have
dun dat in myne carrier......no.

Sukie, bwushin

On Sep 2, 1:06*pm, Cheryl wrote:
On 2011-09-01 7:19 PM, rafflescat wrote:



Dats a gud ideerment! I myneself is inshoored fur beein sik, n so is
Sukie, Meomie hasta pay da furst 75 den de inshoorance kiks in,
Meomie ses funny dat most bills is unner 75......but shees gwad itz
dare if dares a BIG sickness...she ses.

Jack, who knows.

Weze gotten ower own bank count, an effury toona day Meomie puts sum
toonas innit. It'z kalled 'catsakount'. Its notted furry big yit, butted
itz gittin biggur.

We useta hav an eggsklusiv cat TED tu, butted she gotten arthuritis an
retyred erly. We haznt akshually needed tu see TED sins we wuz fiksed
wen notted broke.

--
Sam

Dats wunnerfil! How wood Meomie splain dat tu thu taxman? Itz thu
kittiez acownt?......Hahaha! Meomie wikes dat! Giff dat owld taxman a
headache!

Jack

no tedz iz gud, one whut 'lowz snakez iz not gud fur soft, OEJ
"Cheryl" wrote in message
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On 2011-09-02 12:49 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
da lezz a kittee seeza ted, da betterer wif or wifowt dogz, OEJ

Dat ted I wuz took tu werked inna big klinik. Meomie useta go theer wif
thu RB cats wen thu lady hoo bekamed a all-catz ted wuz werkin theer befur
she bekamed a all-catz ted an latur retyred. Mandy (RB) bited hur wunse
onna arthuritik fingur. Mandy wuz a rill TGK.

Liddul fings impuress Meomie. She aksed thu TED assistunt tu giv me thu
werm pill cuz she thot I mite fite hur. That pill went down befur I evun
noo it wuz comin, an Meomie wuz furry imprrest wif thu assistunt.

Enywayz, thatted place haz alla kindsa anymals. Wuns, befur myne time,
sumwun brot a snake inna pilocase!!

Betsy (RB) wented tu a smallur klinik fur a secund opinyun on hur illness
anna trip tu brij,. Thatz thu same wun Harry RB an thu noo Jake wuz/iz
taken tu. I finks they haz d*gs theer tho.

Dunno wat TED Cinnamon saw fur thu fixin. It wuz wun hoo helpz out thu
sheltur, butted theer are lots wat duz that.

--
Sam

On 2011-09-02 6:53 PM, rafflescat wrote:


Dats wunnerfil! How wood Meomie splain dat tu thu taxman? Itz thu
kittiez acownt?......Hahaha! Meomie wikes dat! Giff dat owld taxman a
headache!

Jack

Duznt no wat she sez tu thu taxman, altho itz purobly rood ifn itz lyke
alla fings she sez bout them effury spring. Shez gottin a plan this yeer
- sumeun atta bank purrswaded hur uv a way tu pay les takses this yeer
than last yeer butted it invulves puttin da toonas inna spayshul bank
akkount insted uv spenin it onna cats.

Wun grate fing bout bein a cat iz we duznt pay takses. In theery, Meomie
sez hoomins gotta pay takse fur rodes an helf care an so on, butted in
praktis she duznt lyke doin it.

I finks thu stranj mens iz gone altho Meomie sez they mite be bak tu
make a peephole inna noo door. Meomiez furry happy wif thu werk. Shez
notted so happy wif ower attemp tu dig owerownselfs a hole undur thu
pooter rum door to egscape.

--
Sam