Notted fare!

but duz ursef liksa wurk? how did it maksa sumbeamz wurk? OEJ
"Cheryl" wrote in message
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On 2011-09-02 6:53 PM, rafflescat wrote:


Dats wunnerfil! How wood Meomie splain dat tu thu taxman? Itz thu
kittiez acownt?......Hahaha! Meomie wikes dat! Giff dat owld taxman a
headache!

Jack

Duznt no wat she sez tu thu taxman, altho itz purobly rood ifn itz lyke
alla fings she sez bout them effury spring. Shez gottin a plan this yeer -
sumeun atta bank purrswaded hur uv a way tu pay les takses this yeer than
last yeer butted it invulves puttin da toonas inna spayshul bank akkount
insted uv spenin it onna cats.

Wun grate fing bout bein a cat iz we duznt pay takses. In theery, Meomie
sez hoomins gotta pay takse fur rodes an helf care an so on, butted in
praktis she duznt lyke doin it.

I finks thu stranj mens iz gone altho Meomie sez they mite be bak tu make
a peephole inna noo door. Meomiez furry happy wif thu werk. Shez notted so
happy wif ower attemp tu dig owerownselfs a hole undur thu pooter rum door
to egscape.

--
Sam

On 2011-09-03 1:53 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
but duz ursef liksa wurk? how did it maksa sumbeamz wurk? OEJ

Da menz did grate werk. Thu sewin rum haz a much beddur sunspot wiv thu
noo windo ann thu paynt iz furry gud eggsep fur a few spots onna porch
floor wat iz probly Meomiez falt wen she camed in aftur inspektin thu bak.

Now if onlee thu develuper wud finish nex door!

--
Sam

urown how willz prolle be warmer diz winter awso, diz iz gonna be kule, anna
ursef mite be ableta watcha wurk nezt door fru doze new winnerz, OEJ
"Cheryl" wrote in message
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On 2011-09-03 1:53 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
but duz ursef liksa wurk? how did it maksa sumbeamz wurk? OEJ

Da menz did grate werk. Thu sewin rum haz a much beddur sunspot wiv thu
noo windo ann thu paynt iz furry gud eggsep fur a few spots onna porch
floor wat iz probly Meomiez falt wen she camed in aftur inspektin thu bak.

Now if onlee thu develuper wud finish nex door!

--
Sam

On 9/3/2011 2:23 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
urown how willz prolle be warmer diz winter awso, diz iz gonna be kule, anna
ursef mite be ableta watcha wurk nezt door fru doze new winnerz, OEJ

We iz furry hopeful uf that. Thu wursted cold leek wat cosed thu plumin
puroblems is thu result uv thu house bein developed wat is joyned ontu
usses, butted theer haz sertainly been lotsa kold comin in thru that old
frunt door! A naybor asked Meomie fur thu old door, an she gaved it tu
him, butted she duznt fink he will use it as a Out door! An thu sewin
rum windo neffur opened attall, wat is illegul inna bedrum windo in case
uf fyre, an makes fings hot inna summer. Notted that we had much summer
this yeer. Seffural naybours haz complimentud Meomie onna impruvement!
SHez sez we haz goned frum almos thu wurst (thu reel wurst is the wuns
that has been sposed tu be bilt up sins las yeer) to almos thu best onna
street (theer is lotsa bigger houses, an wunz that iz nicer inside).

And thu frunt steps iz all noo an safe, and the noo lite by thu front
door luks nize an is eesy tu put in bulbs cuz it iznt all rusted closed,
yu jus reeches up frum below.

--
Sam

Jist beclaws dey arr goin on howliday!
I gotted stuk wiffa needul.....aftur getten sqweezed n poked n a
furmomitur stuck......well, sumware. Awl beclaws dey arr goin on
howliday.
Den beclaws me saw a Malamout inna TED sumkat hadda akksidunt......in
myne cawwier.....gwoss.
I'm in myne bed, inna side ruum n mees notted comin owt!

Sukie

Sukie had to get her boosters before we go on holiday or the cattery
won't take her.
I felt so sorry for her, she tried to be brave but the big, handsome
Malamout was the last straw. We met him on our way out of TEDs and he
was inquisitive and sniffed Sukie's carrier. Then the wails started!
She was totally disgusted with herself! We had to go back in and ask
the nurse for a bag to dispose of her soiled towel. She's been in the
side room ever since - just drinking water - not eating. Think there
will have to be some special food for tonight! And a whole lot of
petting!

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Pore Suki
Wen ai got sik uh foo munthz ugo, ai hadda goh tew uh noo TED n den wen mom
wuz in da hoomin bafroom,
sumcat had uh axident in mai karrier on mai towel n on pa tew n sew mom had
tew kome hoam n dew da stinky laundry.
Da TED gibed meh un noo towel. ai am fealing bedder gnow. ai feal yer pane
Sukie. Mosey

On Sep 1, 3:24 am, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
wrote:
Shayme on da Malamuts owner, not habin senze tu kontrol hiz d*g
beger den dat! Yur Meowmee shud purrint owt uh 8.5 x 11 poztue tu pozt
in da TED'z offize saying dat it iz a Multi-Species office, and eatsh
pet owner is responsibbel for controlling their pet on short leesh, ur
sumpin lyke dat. An negzt tyme, have companyun,TED, ur a staff memfur go
intu da waytink rumm an seein dat it iz sayfe tu exit.
Yu hab mine purrmishun tu let dem know dat da Grand Pooh Bah sed so.
--
Pitô.ônya Insenzt

yeUP, Pitô.ônya is rite n da Vice Grand Pooh Bah (meh) ugreez wiff hurself
Mosey



"rafflescat" wrote in message

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Jist beclaws dey arr goin on howliday!
I gotted stuk wiffa needul.....aftur getten sqweezed n poked n a
furmomitur stuck......well, sumware. Awl beclaws dey arr goin on
howliday.
Den beclaws me saw a Malamout inna TED sumkat hadda akksidunt......in
myne cawwier.....gwoss.
I'm in myne bed, inna side ruum n mees notted comin owt!

Sukie

Sukie had to get her boosters before we go on holiday or the cattery
won't take her.
I felt so sorry for her, she tried to be brave but the big, handsome
Malamout was the last straw. We met him on our way out of TEDs and he
was inquisitive and sniffed Sukie's carrier. Then the wails started!
She was totally disgusted with herself! We had to go back in and ask
the nurse for a bag to dispose of her soiled towel. She's been in the
side room ever since - just drinking water - not eating. Think there
will have to be some special food for tonight! And a whole lot of
petting!

Oh! Fangu Grand Pooh Bah! Dats a gudgud ideerment! Naow.....oh
Meomie....we needa pwint owt!

Harry, awl puffed up!

diz iz beree kule, anna soft sayz, ifin da heat koztz less, den urmom can
safe more toonaz whut she can spend on ursefz or improfin ofur thingz, ...
itz awso beree kule she haz been pwannin diz all owt, OEJ, impurressed
"Cheryl" wrote in message
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On 9/3/2011 2:23 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
urown how willz prolle be warmer diz winter awso, diz iz gonna be kule,
anna
ursef mite be ableta watcha wurk nezt door fru doze new winnerz, OEJ

We iz furry hopeful uf that. Thu wursted cold leek wat cosed thu plumin
puroblems is thu result uv thu house bein developed wat is joyned ontu
usses, butted theer haz sertainly been lotsa kold comin in thru that old
frunt door! A naybor asked Meomie fur thu old door, an she gaved it tu
him, butted she duznt fink he will use it as a Out door! An thu sewin rum
windo neffur opened attall, wat is illegul inna bedrum windo in case uf
fyre, an makes fings hot inna summer. Notted that we had much summer this
yeer. Seffural naybours haz complimentud Meomie onna impruvement! SHez sez
we haz goned frum almos thu wurst (thu reel wurst is the wuns that has
been sposed tu be bilt up sins las yeer) to almos thu best onna street
(theer is lotsa bigger houses, an wunz that iz nicer inside).

And thu frunt steps iz all noo an safe, and the noo lite by thu front door
luks nize an is eesy tu put in bulbs cuz it iznt all rusted closed, yu jus
reeches up frum below.

--
Sam

On 9/4/2011 6:43 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
diz iz beree kule, anna soft sayz, ifin da heat koztz less, den urmom can
safe more toonaz whut she can spend on ursefz or improfin ofur thingz, ...
itz awso beree kule she haz been pwannin diz all owt, OEJ, impurressed

Fangu fur thu nize werds!

Theer iz jus wun liddul purroblem.

We wuz lokked inna pootur rum fur ours anna ours ann ours. Now thu
lidder boks anna fud an watur iz outa thu pooter rum an bak in theer
normul playces.

Meomie finks she kin detek a sertan sent meenin sumcat dint use thu
lidderbox inna pooter rum. She kant quite tell were itz comin frum. She
kleened anna sprayed agin a bit tu see ifn it helped.

We iz blamin thu werms inna werm kompostin boks. THeer iz tutu much
wadder in thated boks an it iz makin a smell. Meomie seesm suspicious.


--
Sam

On Sep 4, 7:41*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Jist beclaws dey arr goin on howliday!
I gotted stuk wiffa needul.....aftur getten sqweezed n poked n a
furmomitur stuck......well, sumware. Awl beclaws dey arr goin on
howliday.
Den beclaws me saw a Malamout inna TED sumkat hadda akksidunt......in
myne cawwier.....gwoss.
I'm in myne bed, inna side ruum n mees notted comin owt!

Sukie

Sukie had to get her boosters before we go on holiday or the cattery
won't take her.
I felt so sorry for her, she tried to be brave but the big, handsome
Malamout was the last straw. We met him on our way out of TEDs and he
was inquisitive and sniffed Sukie's carrier. Then the wails started!
She was totally disgusted with herself! We had to go back in and ask
the nurse for a bag to dispose of her soiled towel. She's been in the
side room ever since - just drinking water - not eating. Think there
will have to be some special food for tonight! And a whole lot of
petting!

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Pore Suki
Wen ai got sik uh foo munthz ugo, ai hadda goh tew uh noo TED n den wen mom
wuz in da hoomin bafroom,
sumcat had uh axident in mai karrier on mai towel n on pa tew n sew mom had
tew kome hoam n dew da stinky laundry.
Da TED gibed meh un noo towel. ai am fealing bedder gnow. * ai feal yer pane
Sukie. *Mosey

Fangu Mosey. Dose Sumkatz is awrful, arent dey? Ise gettin Katalax
naow...beclaws Meomie ses mees "bunged up".....isnt dat turribel? Awl
beclaws of dat Sumkat n myne cawwier!

Sukie

tell hersefta getsa black lite, anna atta dartime ta shut offa litez, den ta
go rownd wiffa bwak lite, anithin iz efur kittee pee or blood furm a long
ago murder... so ursefz kan be fownd inocint ifin hersef kant findit...

OEJ
"Cheryl" wrote in message
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On 9/4/2011 6:43 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
diz iz beree kule, anna soft sayz, ifin da heat koztz less, den urmom can
safe more toonaz whut she can spend on ursefz or improfin ofur thingz,
...
itz awso beree kule she haz been pwannin diz all owt, OEJ, impurressed

Fangu fur thu nize werds!

Theer iz jus wun liddul purroblem.

We wuz lokked inna pootur rum fur ours anna ours ann ours. Now thu lidder
boks anna fud an watur iz outa thu pooter rum an bak in theer normul
playces.

Meomie finks she kin detek a sertan sent meenin sumcat dint use thu
lidderbox inna pooter rum. She kant quite tell were itz comin frum. She
kleened anna sprayed agin a bit tu see ifn it helped.

We iz blamin thu werms inna werm kompostin boks. THeer iz tutu much wadder
in thated boks an it iz makin a smell. Meomie seesm suspicious.


--
Sam