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Kissamoose Parti!
Meow! We iz here! headbonks all around
Even though we iz Reform Jewish kittehs, we would like to celebrate Kissamoose. Well, we would kiss a moose but we don't think it would be furry friendly. Who's got the nip? Lilith Kitten Mahoney, Rosco P. Catrane, & Miss Tina Marie Maine Coon |
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Kissamoose Parti!
Debby Hanoka wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:
Meow! We iz here! headbonks all around Even though we iz Reform Jewish kittehs, we would like to celebrate Kissamoose. Well, we would kiss a moose but we don't think it would be furry friendly. Who's got the nip? Lilith Kitten Mahoney, Rosco P. Catrane, & Miss Tina Marie Maine Coon Daisy-chan gives Lilith a hand finding the nip while giving Roscoe a wink as he sees her astounding ugly sweater. Tina freezes though as a wonderful scent waifts over her as Cash walks by. He's like a psychadelic pastel colored rastafarian dog dipped in nip! She takes a deep sniff then thinks maybe she had to much nip as a little doggie in a Santa suit trips by with a frog on it's back. The side she can see says Merry.... -- |
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Kissamoose Parti! Dec 26
Now as folks combine, Iowna whispers to Mosey that she wants to dance and would he mind accompanying her? Mosey reply's to Iowna "I would love to dance with you" and comments nicely about her outfit, & he skotrs her to the majikal dance floor Cash grins and puts in a request for her favorite band Queen. Slowly, 'Livng on My own' which is a great parti song sounds out. Pipps looks around for Ranger Mc Dude but can't find him in this big happy crowd.. Cash adjusts the volume up a little then bows to Daisy-chan. Daisy-chan in fun twerks her butt with the trap door ugly full body sweater enticing Mosey to laugh and join in. Mosey, ever the gentleman, skorts Iowna over to BobQat, introduces them and then taykes Cash to the majical dansefloor, twerking their butts off. Iowna who cant see the twerking, has a side to side hard beat with a tail tap every other beat which Cash tries to twerk. Snicker, he tries at least! Fortunately the dredlocks of his ugly sweater cover that this beagle can't dance that dance. Suprizingly Mosey is quite talented at this yeUP I am, aren't I? Not too bnd for an 11 & 1/2 year old now single mancat. .laffs hartedly . and Pipps decides to try. She looks about for an available boy cat (or doggie, she's notprejudiced).... Pipps looks arounf doe Ranger McDude, but doznt she hym heer yut. *siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* Mosey is delighted at being able to do the twerking with ALL the girlcats n dogs...no matter HOO, we're AWL furendz heer..yeeeeeeEEEeeeeeeeeeUP Pipps Goes over to Casn-Pup and fur a twerk with the doggie, who delightfully accepts.. And so do all creatures, twerking the night away..waffing, nipping out, having nippy drinks, which they spill all over, but no worries, BobQat and Mimzy, the grown UP magical Whimsy Cats of Mosey's have had a majikal danse floar installed and innything that is spilt, is gone like that.*.snaps toes....* Mimzy groans, "I Broke a nail Oh wull, it ewuz fur uh guf kauz" Jezt den, uh noo nayl growz bak. Mimzy waffs n sex "Ai LUFF bein un majikal Whimsy Cat" BobQat (who looks gray and white, just like Mosey) looks at his sister Mimzy (a longhair Tuxedo) and say's 'Letz goh fynd sumune tu twerk wiff, umkay BobzyQat?" "Dunt cawl meh BobzyQat, mai deer sifter Mimz" "Sawry", reliyz Mimzy, hab unuhtur drink n den Mimzy sez Catfoozed yut? "Umkay BobQat, letz goh cut en n hab sum fuhn." ..n awf dey goh.. This is getting funner all the tyme, innit???? |
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Kissamoose Parti! Dec 26
"cshenk" wrote in message ... Debby Hanoka wrote in rec.pets.cats.community: Meow! We iz here! headbonks all around Even though we iz Reform Jewish kittehs, we would like to celebrate Kissamoose. Well, we would kiss a moose but we don't think it would be furry friendly. Who's got the nip? Lilith Kitten Mahoney, Rosco P. Catrane, & Miss Tina Marie Maine Coon Daisy-chan gives Lilith a hand finding the nip while giving Roscoe a wink as he sees her astounding ugly sweater. Tina freezes though as a wonderful scent waifts over her as Cash walks by. He's like a psychadelic pastel colored rastafarian dog dipped in nip! She takes a deep sniff then thinks maybe she had to much nip as a little doggie in a Santa suit trips by with a frog on it's back. The side she can see says Merry.... Merry KissaMOOSE Guess who just showed up? BULLWINKLE the moose, and he brought the Community a wall clock that has his face on it and it runs backwards yeUP Welcome, Lilith Kitten Mahoney, Rosco P. Catrane, & Miss Tina Marie Maine Here's some Nip, from my own garden, some nip foods and nippy drinks...enjoy We're doing the twerk on the majicla dance floor.. -- |
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Kissamoose Parti! Dec 26
Pipps looks arounf doe Ranger McDude, but doznt she hym heer yut.
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* I'z here! Sorry, we was all kind of tied up at mine howse, but I'z here an da offers is starting to show up too. Ranger |
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Kissamoose Parti! Dec 26
"Ranger McDude" wrote to Pipps Pipps looks arounf doe Ranger McDude, but doznt she hym heer yut. *siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* I'z here! Sorry, we was all kind of tied up at mine howse, but I'z here an da offers is starting to show up too. Ranger Hi Ranger McDude, Ai am SEW gwad ty she yerownself. uh huh. Kan ai git yew sumfin tu drink n sum fudz? Et iz Noo Yeerz Eve. Ai gots konfetti tu fro at midnite. giggles Pipps..VURY hapi nao |
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Kissamoose Parti! Dec 26
Pipps =^..^= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:
Now as folks combine, Iowna whispers to Mosey that she wants to dance and would he mind accompanying her? Mosey reply's to Iowna "I would love to dance with you" and comments nicely about her outfit, & he skotrs her to the majikal dance floor Cash grins and puts in a request for her favorite band Queen. Slowly, 'Livng on My own' which is a great parti song sounds out. Pipps looks around for Ranger Mc Dude but can't find him in this big happy crowd.. Ranger, slightly delayed hopes Pipps is having fun! Cash adjusts the volume up a little then bows to Daisy-chan. Daisy-chan in fun twerks her butt with the trap door ugly full body sweater enticing Mosey to laugh and join in. Mosey, ever the gentleman, skorts Iowna over to BobQat, introduces them and then taykes Cash to the majical dansefloor, twerking their butts off. Cash laughs and his grin is ear to ear as purple pompoms fly about him off his dredlock sweater as he tries to do the twerk right. It doesn't matter that this doggie can't dance. His infectious fun at trying makes everyone else want to try. He notes Iowna is now dancing a storm up with BobQat who seems a little mezmerized by the frog dressed like an elf on her back but decides, maybe he just needs a little more nip. Iowna who cant see the twerking, has a side to side hard beat with a tail tap every other beat which Cash tries to twerk. Snicker, he tries at least! Fortunately the dredlocks of his ugly sweater cover that this beagle can't dance that dance. Suprizingly Mosey is quite talented at this yeUP I am, aren't I? Not too bnd for an 11 & 1/2 year old now single mancat. .laffs hartedly . Dat you iz! Laffing, Cash admits he looks like he's trying to take a fast poop so he shifts a little and gets a little closer to the right dance. With a wider grin he starts a big circle with his buddy Mosey. and Pipps decides to try. She looks about for an available boy cat (or doggie, she's notprejudiced).... Pipps looks arounf doe Ranger McDude, but doznt she hym heer yut. siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh Mosey is delighted at being able to do the twerking with ALL the girlcats n dogs...no matter HOO, we're AWL furendz heer..yeeeeeeEEEeeeeeeeeeUP Pipps Goes over to Casn-Pup and fur a twerk with the doggie, who delightfully accepts.. She joins in the fun as slowly a circle with an inner circle of dancing 4foots evolves. And so do all creatures, twerking the night away..waffing, nipping out, having nippy drinks, which they spill all over, but no worries, BobQat and Mimzy, the grown UP magical Whimsy Cats of Mosey's have had a majikal danse floar installed and innything that is spilt, is gone like that.*.snaps toes....* Mimzy groans, "I Broke a nail Oh wull, it ewuz fur uh guf kauz" Jezt den, uh noo nayl growz bak. Mimzy waffs n sex "Ai LUFF bein un majikal Whimsy Cat" BobQat (who looks gray and white, just like Mosey) looks at his sister Mimzy (a longhair Tuxedo) and say's 'Letz goh fynd sumune tu twerk wiff, umkay BobzyQat?" "Dunt cawl meh BobzyQat, mai deer sifter Mimz" "Sawry", reliyz Mimzy, hab unuhtur drink n den Mimzy sez Catfoozed yut? "Umkay BobQat, letz goh cut en n hab sum fuhn." ..n awf dey goh.. This is getting funner all the tyme, innit???? Folks drift in and out, no longer worried if they have a date but just dancing! Stopping to munch bits of excellent foods. The few kittahs who were not sure of a 50lb underweight beagle/bull mastiff got over it as soon as he drifted by with a big grin, smelling of nip and trying to dance. It doesnt hurt at all that Pipps stands up and demonstrates and Cash does the same trying to copy her but with purple pompoms flying willy nilly. -- |
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Kissamoose Parti!
Debby Hanoka wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:
Um, Kissamoose? I don't think we'ze tall enough to kiss a moose unless we stand on each other's shoulders, and Lilith won't go near mineselves and Miss Tina Marie. She hates us! Rosco P. Catrane, Age 8 Sheriff Of Catmerica Cash comes up, all 50 lbs of him and offers a lift but he hasnt seen any mooses (meeses?). Rosco predicably looks twice at a huge beagle who's obviously something else besides beagle but sees the gentle eyes and a happy thumbs up from Mosey. Taking a good look he sees a tan and white soft eyed fellow in a sweater with rainbow colored yard dredlocks and purple pompoms and lots of Nip scent. Giggling he accepts Cash's offer to escort him to Pipps while snagging Lilith and Miss Tina off to the dance floor. -- |
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