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August 30th 11, 01:40 PM
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Notted fare!
Jist beclaws dey arr goin on howliday!
I gotted stuk wiffa needul.....aftur getten sqweezed n poked n a furmomitur stuck......well, sumware. Awl beclaws dey arr goin on howliday. Den beclaws me saw a Malamout inna TED sumkat hadda akksidunt......in myne cawwier.....gwoss. I'm in myne bed, inna side ruum n mees notted comin owt! Sukie Sukie had to get her boosters before we go on holiday or the cattery won't take her. I felt so sorry for her, she tried to be brave but the big, handsome Malamout was the last straw. We met him on our way out of TEDs and he was inquisitive and sniffed Sukie's carrier. Then the wails started! She was totally disgusted with herself! We had to go back in and ask the nurse for a bag to dispose of her soiled towel. She's been in the side room ever since - just drinking water - not eating. Think there will have to be some special food for tonight! And a whole lot of petting! 
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#2
August 30th 11, 04:25 PM
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Notted fare!
diz iz howwible, when owrz owld ted wented to da brige soft finded a ted
whut onlee seez kittees beclawz my momcat mizz violette hated doggiez anna getted beree radikal when her seed one, OEJ "rafflescat" wrote in message ... Jist beclaws dey arr goin on howliday! I gotted stuk wiffa needul.....aftur getten sqweezed n poked n a furmomitur stuck......well, sumware. Awl beclaws dey arr goin on howliday. Den beclaws me saw a Malamout inna TED sumkat hadda akksidunt......in myne cawwier.....gwoss. I'm in myne bed, inna side ruum n mees notted comin owt! Sukie Sukie had to get her boosters before we go on holiday or the cattery won't take her. I felt so sorry for her, she tried to be brave but the big, handsome Malamout was the last straw. We met him on our way out of TEDs and he was inquisitive and sniffed Sukie's carrier. Then the wails started! She was totally disgusted with herself! We had to go back in and ask the nurse for a bag to dispose of her soiled towel. She's been in the side room ever since - just drinking water - not eating. Think there will have to be some special food for tonight! And a whole lot of petting!
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#3
August 30th 11, 07:00 PM
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Notted fare!
On Aug 30, 8:40*am, rafflescat wrote:
Jist beclaws dey arr goin on howliday! I gotted stuk wiffa needul.....aftur getten sqweezed n poked n a furmomitur stuck......well, sumware. Awl beclaws dey arr goin on howliday. Den beclaws me saw a Malamout inna TED sumkat hadda akksidunt......in myne cawwier.....gwoss. I'm in myne bed, inna side ruum n mees notted comin owt! Sukie Sukie had to get her boosters before we go on holiday or the cattery won't take her. I felt so sorry for her, she tried to be brave but the big, handsome Malamout was the last straw. We met him on our way out of TEDs and he was inquisitive and sniffed Sukie's carrier. Then the wails started! She was totally disgusted with herself! We had to go back in and ask the nurse for a bag to dispose of her soiled towel. She's been in the side room ever since - just drinking water - not eating. Think there will have to be some special food for tonight! And a whole lot of petting! Enny d*g dat gitted dat cwose tu me gitz a good hissin' in da kisser. MeOwy, purrin fur Sukie tu wegayn hur cents ob twankwilady.
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#4
August 30th 11, 07:44 PM
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Notted fare!
mizz biolette wulda wopped it, OEJ
"Meowy" wrote in message ... On Aug 30, 8:40 am, rafflescat wrote: Jist beclaws dey arr goin on howliday! I gotted stuk wiffa needul.....aftur getten sqweezed n poked n a furmomitur stuck......well, sumware. Awl beclaws dey arr goin on howliday. Den beclaws me saw a Malamout inna TED sumkat hadda akksidunt......in myne cawwier.....gwoss. I'm in myne bed, inna side ruum n mees notted comin owt! Sukie Sukie had to get her boosters before we go on holiday or the cattery won't take her. I felt so sorry for her, she tried to be brave but the big, handsome Malamout was the last straw. We met him on our way out of TEDs and he was inquisitive and sniffed Sukie's carrier. Then the wails started! She was totally disgusted with herself! We had to go back in and ask the nurse for a bag to dispose of her soiled towel. She's been in the side room ever since - just drinking water - not eating. Think there will have to be some special food for tonight! And a whole lot of petting! Enny d*g dat gitted dat cwose tu me gitz a good hissin' in da kisser. MeOwy, purrin fur Sukie tu wegayn hur cents ob twankwilady.
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#5
August 31st 11, 02:12 AM
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Notted fare!
On Tue, 30 Aug 2011 05:40:32 -0700 (PDT), rafflescat
wrote: Jist beclaws dey arr goin on howliday! I gotted stuk wiffa needul.....aftur getten sqweezed n poked n a furmomitur stuck......well, sumware. Awl beclaws dey arr goin on howliday. Den beclaws me saw a Malamout inna TED sumkat hadda akksidunt......in myne cawwier.....gwoss. I'm in myne bed, inna side ruum n mees notted comin owt! Sukie Sukie had to get her boosters before we go on holiday or the cattery won't take her. I felt so sorry for her, she tried to be brave but the big, handsome Malamout was the last straw. We met him on our way out of TEDs and he was inquisitive and sniffed Sukie's carrier. Then the wails started! She was totally disgusted with herself! We had to go back in and ask the nurse for a bag to dispose of her soiled towel. She's been in the side room ever since - just drinking water - not eating. Think there will have to be some special food for tonight! And a whole lot of petting! ai wud be angri tu! havin tu go tu da TED win yu arnt eben sik iz nawt fare! goin tu da TED win yu ar sik iz okay...iffen dey makes yu feel bedder. butted yu was takin der win yu was wel. dats whi da TED's middel naem iz EBIL! lorili
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#6
August 31st 11, 08:43 PM
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Notted fare!
Yus! Dare is a skloosive catz onlee TED neer usses, but Meomie ses
she'd need a mortgage to pay da bills....wewl...wees wurf dat! No? Harry (furrend of Sukie) On Aug 30, 4:25*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote: diz iz howwible, when owrz owld ted wented to da brige soft finded a ted whut onlee seez kittees beclawz my momcat mizz violette hated doggiez anna getted beree radikal when her seed one, OEJ"rafflescat" wrote in message ... Jist beclaws dey arr goin on howliday! I gotted stuk wiffa needul.....aftur getten sqweezed n poked n a furmomitur stuck......well, sumware. Awl beclaws dey arr goin on howliday. Den beclaws me saw a Malamout inna TED sumkat hadda akksidunt......in myne cawwier.....gwoss. I'm in myne bed, inna side ruum n mees notted comin owt! Sukie Sukie had to get her boosters before we go on holiday or the cattery won't take her. I felt so sorry for her, she tried to be brave but the big, handsome Malamout was the last straw. We met him on our way out of TEDs and he was inquisitive and sniffed Sukie's carrier. Then the wails started! She was totally disgusted with herself! We had to go back in and ask the nurse for a bag to dispose of her soiled towel. She's been in the side room ever since - just drinking water - not eating. Think there will have to be some special food for tonight! And a whole lot of petting!
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#7
August 31st 11, 08:46 PM
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On Aug 30, 7:00*pm, Meowy wrote:
On Aug 30, 8:40*am, rafflescat wrote: Jist beclaws dey arr goin on howliday! I gotted stuk wiffa needul.....aftur getten sqweezed n poked n a furmomitur stuck......well, sumware. Awl beclaws dey arr goin on howliday. Den beclaws me saw a Malamout inna TED sumkat hadda akksidunt......in myne cawwier.....gwoss. I'm in myne bed, inna side ruum n mees notted comin owt! Sukie Sukie had to get her boosters before we go on holiday or the cattery won't take her. I felt so sorry for her, she tried to be brave but the big, handsome Malamout was the last straw. We met him on our way out of TEDs and he was inquisitive and sniffed Sukie's carrier. Then the wails started! She was totally disgusted with herself! We had to go back in and ask the nurse for a bag to dispose of her soiled towel. She's been in the side room ever since - just drinking water - not eating. Think there will have to be some special food for tonight! And a whole lot of petting! Enny d*g dat gitted dat cwose tu me gitz a good hissin' in da kisser. MeOwy, purrin fur Sukie tu wegayn hur cents ob twankwilady. Dat's wat I wus goin tu do......well....befur dat sumkat fingy.....Sumkatz! Huh! Twankilady Sukie (she wikes dat)
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#8
August 31st 11, 08:52 PM
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On Aug 31, 2:12*am, Gandalf wrote:
On Tue, 30 Aug 2011 05:40:32 -0700 (PDT), rafflescat wrote: Jist beclaws dey arr goin on howliday! I gotted stuk wiffa needul.....aftur getten sqweezed n poked n a furmomitur stuck......well, sumware. Awl beclaws dey arr goin on howliday. Den beclaws me saw a Malamout inna TED sumkat hadda akksidunt......in myne cawwier.....gwoss. I'm in myne bed, inna side ruum n mees notted comin owt! Sukie Sukie had to get her boosters before we go on holiday or the cattery won't take her. I felt so sorry for her, she tried to be brave but the big, handsome Malamout was the last straw. We met him on our way out of TEDs and he was inquisitive and sniffed Sukie's carrier. Then the wails started! She was totally disgusted with herself! We had to go back in and ask the nurse for a bag to dispose of her soiled towel. She's been in the side room ever since - just drinking water - not eating. Think there will have to be some special food for tonight! And a whole lot of petting! ai wud be angri tu! havin tu go tu da TED win yu arnt eben sik iz nawt fare! goin tu da TED win yu ar sik iz okay...iffen dey makes yu feel bedder. butted yu was takin der win yu was wel. dats whi da TED's middel naem iz EBIL! lorili Hisss...Yeh, an Meomie n Paw arrent mutch bedder...mees finkin of weefenge in da dark wen Meomie goes to da downystares lidder box....yeh...hehe! Howsumeffur, she saved myneself fwum da Malamout....maybe me lets hur off.......just dis wunce! TGK Sukie
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#9
September 1st 11, 03:24 AM
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Shayme on da Malamuts owner, not habin senze tu kontrol hiz d*g
beger den dat! Yur Meowmee shud purrint owt uh 8.5 x 11 poztue tu pozt in da TED'z offize saying dat it iz a Multi-Species office, and eatsh pet owner is responsibbel for controlling their pet on short leesh, ur sumpin lyke dat. An negzt tyme, have companyun,TED, ur a staff memfur go intu da waytink rumm an seein dat it iz sayfe tu exit. Yu hab mine purrmishun tu let dem know dat da Grand Pooh Bah sed so. -- Pitô.ônya Insenzt "rafflescat" wrote in message ... Jist beclaws dey arr goin on howliday! I gotted stuk wiffa needul.....aftur getten sqweezed n poked n a furmomitur stuck......well, sumware. Awl beclaws dey arr goin on howliday. Den beclaws me saw a Malamout inna TED sumkat hadda akksidunt......in myne cawwier.....gwoss. I'm in myne bed, inna side ruum n mees notted comin owt! Sukie Sukie had to get her boosters before we go on holiday or the cattery won't take her. I felt so sorry for her, she tried to be brave but the big, handsome Malamout was the last straw. We met him on our way out of TEDs and he was inquisitive and sniffed Sukie's carrier. Then the wails started! She was totally disgusted with herself! We had to go back in and ask the nurse for a bag to dispose of her soiled towel. She's been in the side room ever since - just drinking water - not eating. Think there will have to be some special food for tonight! And a whole lot of petting!
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September 1st 11, 05:35 AM
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well some monee wuz safed beclawz ted iz twenty milez kloser to owrz howze,
lukee its still reallee to fur away, anna we getsa "multicat" ten purrcint discownt, anna awso diz ted akordita soft duzint wazte money so itz ok we thinkz der should be NO tedz, OEJ "rafflescat" wrote in message ... Yus! Dare is a skloosive catz onlee TED neer usses, but Meomie ses she'd need a mortgage to pay da bills....wewl...wees wurf dat! No? Harry (furrend of Sukie) On Aug 30, 4:25 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote: diz iz howwible, when owrz owld ted wented to da brige soft finded a ted whut onlee seez kittees beclawz my momcat mizz violette hated doggiez anna getted beree radikal when her seed one, OEJ"rafflescat" wrote in message ... Jist beclaws dey arr goin on howliday! I gotted stuk wiffa needul.....aftur getten sqweezed n poked n a furmomitur stuck......well, sumware. Awl beclaws dey arr goin on howliday. Den beclaws me saw a Malamout inna TED sumkat hadda akksidunt......in myne cawwier.....gwoss. I'm in myne bed, inna side ruum n mees notted comin owt! Sukie Sukie had to get her boosters before we go on holiday or the cattery won't take her. I felt so sorry for her, she tried to be brave but the big, handsome Malamout was the last straw. We met him on our way out of TEDs and he was inquisitive and sniffed Sukie's carrier. Then the wails started! She was totally disgusted with herself! We had to go back in and ask the nurse for a bag to dispose of her soiled towel. She's been in the side room ever since - just drinking water - not eating. Think there will have to be some special food for tonight! And a whole lot of petting!
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