I Haff to Lurn to Bark

Diss affergnoon, efferywun wuz chilliin an Uncl Bill wuz watshin da
little men in da televishun. DEN littl Samanfa rund intoo da rume an
barkd at Uncl Bill. Den she rund intoo da kitchum. Den shee rund bak
into da living rume an barkd agan. Den shee rund intoo da kitchum an
barkd frum dere.

An Uncl Bill wenn inoo da kitchum and gifd her a cookie.

I gotta lurn to bark.

--
Maggy May

Dont effen go dere, dat iz for doggiez and iff u triez, it willz hurtz urown
froat. I kno, Momdog Scooter tried ta teach mineself diz.

The dog really tried to teach Piglett to bark. you could see her hold her
head just so and do the movement. Never worked but everyone had a good time
watching the action, or, in this case non action. U kan to da same fing
Maggy May u knowz howz ta get hizown tension.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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Diss affergnoon, efferywun wuz chilliin an Uncl Bill wuz watshin da
little men in da televishun. DEN littl Samanfa rund intoo da rume an
barkd at Uncl Bill. Den she rund intoo da kitchum. Den shee rund bak
into da living rume an barkd agan. Den shee rund intoo da kitchum an
barkd frum dere.

An Uncl Bill wenn inoo da kitchum and gifd her a cookie.

I gotta lurn to bark.

--
Maggy May

i kan teech ursuf, i kan bark, qwak anna sumtimez meow, but moztli i purrz,
Trudi, likin diz cooki idermint
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
Diss affergnoon, efferywun wuz chilliin an Uncl Bill wuz watshin da
little men in da televishun. DEN littl Samanfa rund intoo da rume an
barkd at Uncl Bill. Den she rund intoo da kitchum. Den shee rund bak
into da living rume an barkd agan. Den shee rund intoo da kitchum an
barkd frum dere.

An Uncl Bill wenn inoo da kitchum and gifd her a cookie.

I gotta lurn to bark.

--
Maggy May

i kan teech ursuf, i kan bark, qwak anna sumtimez meow, but moztli i purrz,
Trudi, likin diz cooki idermint
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
Diss affergnoon, efferywun wuz chilliin an Uncl Bill wuz watshin da
little men in da televishun. DEN littl Samanfa rund intoo da rume an
barkd at Uncl Bill. Den she rund intoo da kitchum. Den shee rund bak
into da living rume an barkd agan. Den shee rund intoo da kitchum an
barkd frum dere.

An Uncl Bill wenn inoo da kitchum and gifd her a cookie.

I gotta lurn to bark.

--
Maggy May

Will in New Haven wrote:
Diss affergnoon, efferywun wuz chilliin an Uncl Bill wuz watshin da
little men in da televishun. DEN littl Samanfa rund intoo da rume an
barkd at Uncl Bill. Den she rund intoo da kitchum. Den shee rund bak
into da living rume an barkd agan. Den shee rund intoo da kitchum an
barkd frum dere.

An Uncl Bill wenn inoo da kitchum and gifd her a cookie.

I gotta lurn to bark.

--
Maggy May

A gudgud lowd meow, repeeted a milyun tymes in thu same tone wile starin
at thu hoomins werks pritty gud, an iz lots eesier fur a cat.


--
Sam

On May 31, 5:34*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
Diss affergnoon, efferywun wuz chilliin an Uncl Bill wuz watshin da
little men in da televishun. DEN littl Samanfa rund intoo da rume an
barkd at Uncl Bill. Den she rund intoo da kitchum. Den shee rund bak
into da living rume an barkd agan. Den shee rund intoo da kitchum an
barkd frum dere.

An Uncl Bill wenn inoo da kitchum and gifd her a cookie.

I gotta lurn to bark.

--
Maggy May

Duz dis meen dat yoo nebber gitz enny cookyz?
Dat terrabl.
Mebbee yoo can gitz a cooky awl by yoorownsefl by jumping up ware da
cookyz ar atted. Datz wy samafa hass to bark, cuz she unaybl to git
up tew da cookyz.
MeOwy

Dat ought to be doable. Starr da dumb Dog has learned to meow, so a
kitty should be able to learn to bark. Though Iz fink it ought to be
just as effective to jus meow sweetly, if yourz hoomin is trained
properly.

On 2010-05-31 18:34:02 -0500, Will in New Haven said:

Diss affergnoon, efferywun wuz chilliin an Uncl Bill wuz watshin da
little men in da televishun. DEN littl Samanfa rund intoo da rume an
barkd at Uncl Bill. Den she rund intoo da kitchum. Den shee rund bak
into da living rume an barkd agan. Den shee rund intoo da kitchum an
barkd frum dere.

An Uncl Bill wenn inoo da kitchum and gifd her a cookie.

I gotta lurn to bark.