The Toes Report... a last message from Panda, we're afraid

Panda uv Toes, we wish yew a jentil jurnee ana joyus reyunion wif owld
frendz atta Bridj. Yew ar a Cat amung catz ana we will remfur yew wif
fondniss ana honor.
Ralph, Fred, Clyde, Ned, Alice, & Jane

FurrsomeFoursome wrote:
Deer ar-pee-cee-cee furreinds;

I'ze wantid tu post wunce more and say fangu fur all de purrs, and
hugs, and de Sekrit Santa stuff an' venchures and effuryfing.

I has kinda quikly started feelin poorly tuday, an I fink it mite be
time tu go see TED Bonnie wun las time tu get on my way tu de Bridge
an' see Lenny and Lucy again tomorra. I'ze still purrin', tu tell
meowmie itz OK, but I'ze not eetin' enny mor and I don't effen want de
toona wadder or nuffin. My mouf just duzzin't werk wif a cansurmonster
living there. Yesterday I was still tryin but only eetin' little, and
meowmie knows I'm dehydrating now. She keeps gifin me dishes but I
jus' gettin growly an' say "no! take it away...". I'ze just want tu be
on de bed an' purr an' sleep wif de people pettin' me. I'ze tired and
I fink itz time tu move on.

Meowmie went lookin' in the Google Archive for the old Deja News system
- she fownd my furry furst Meow effur. De messij ID if yew search
Google is . It made hur smile, mebbe
yew will.

I hopes alla de furreinds heer takes care, an' has menny mor wunnerful
'venchures an' Kissamowses an' winkwinks an' all. Meowmie an de offurs
will come bak soon - rite now she's leekin' all over me an' de keebord
an' tomorra will be hard.

Menny purrs tu all - Good night and joy be with you all.

Panda ov Farewell Toes