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  #101  
Old March 23rd 11, 11:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Sukie blushes (because she is raven black no-one sees) She holds out
her paw to Chappy then realises he will see her claws and snatches it
back, "Ah! Me neerlee dwopped myne dwink!" She retracts her claws
back as far as possible and holds out her paw to Chappy again. Her
eyes sparkle with excitement at the thought of dancing with this fine
boykitty. She has never danced with a real boykitty before and she
hopes she can concentrate well enough to dance properly.


On Mar 22, 11:41*pm, Booker wrote:
Jest den Booker saunterz up wif Trudi and Chappy. Trudi makez da
troductions, and Booker askz Sukie and Tina if dey would like to dance,
den haf some snakz frum da buffet afterwurdz.

Sukie, wud yu like to danze wif Chappy? Tina, wud yu danze wif me?

Booker, cited.

On 3/22/2011 2:33 PM, rafflescat wrote:







Sukie and Tina look out from behind a pillar and giggle. Hey dats a
fyne wooking boykitty mees finking, I wan a danse wiff him (if he
dussnt wook at myne nayles ennyway)
Sukie still hiding her Meomiefied cwaws but waitin for Booker and
Chappy to come back


On Mar 22, 12:35 pm, *wrote:
Trudi, an introduktion wud be wunnerful, iffin ize kin figur out where
Chappy has gone off to. Ize sees Snowflake offur derr, she luks like
shez bout to fall asleep. Ize go find Chappy an den weze all kum to yu
fur da troductions. Fangu.


Booker


On 3/21/2011 6:20 PM, Storrmmee wrote:


ifin my stupid soft had notted sended da message to da wrung pwaxe ursef
wulda knowed dat da gordon kittyz anna miss tina marie iz here, bof da
gordon gurlkitty anna miss tina marie iz bof single gurlcatz lukin ta danze
anna haffa gud time, ifin ursefz wuld liksa intoduztin i wuld be happee ta
dowit, Trudi, still glarin atta soft fur hittin wrung buttunz today
* *wrote in message
...
Fangu fur da kollarz. Weze havin lotz of fun.


Booker


On 3/19/2011 6:30 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
trudi wafez as she passes by to deliver bookers fambleez kollars... she
sees
what they are drinkin, nods in aprofal anna goes to find booker
* * wrote in message
...
Laughing having enjoyed the dancing, Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti Mabel
settle at the bar with the others at the mixer. *Most have singlecatz
party collars like they do, matched to their outfits.


The catenders quietly bring Aunti Mabel's lift chair and Cash's more
substantial stool and asks what they would like.


'I'z like to try sum other mousecream. *I luved dat mousecreamsycle!
Suprize maiself?' says Daisy-chan. *The catender who's wearing a button
that says 'I'm just a Thom' grins and pulls out a blender to which he
adds
mysterous things, at least one of which seems to be a whole boneless
dressed out mouse, ice and lots of cream. *This he turns into a lovely
confection that is almost too thick to drink. *The perfect final touch
is
added with just a hint of nip gracing the top. *Several kittahs look on
in
avid interest to see if it tastes as good as it looks and the sublime
expression as Daisy-chan takes her first taste, says it all. *Suddenly
but
not suprisingly, Thom is a very busy fellow! *He adds it to the menu
above
the bar and being a simple fellow, calls it 'Thom's mousecream delight'.


'Anna what may I get fur you 2 fine friends tonight?' asks a catender
who's button says 'I'm Stuart, but not Little'. *Aunti Mabel bats her
eyes
and asks if he might have any pig blood and livers? *She'd love some of
that blended up with a bit of crushed ice and a small jigger of vodka?
Cash's ears almost stand up (quite a feat for a beagle!) as Stuart
checks.
Stuart comes back with a smile and asks if they would prefer duck, pork,
or chicken liver as he has all 3. *Aunti Mabel selects lucious duck
liver
while Cash, moaning at his waistline a little selects pork. *Stuart
speaks
into a little microphone to the kitchen to bring the items plus spare
knowing that once a special is made, others will want some. *Then he
turns
to demo the vodkas. Cash defers to Aunti's advanced knowledge as she
selects one that looks like a glacier was captured in a bottle. *As she
selects, a little lady from the kitchen comes laden with goodies. *A few
moments later, 2 large short stemmed mahgarita glasses lightly rimmed in
gingered sugar arrive with their drinks. *On the board above, Stuart
adds
'Stuarts bloody fantasy' under Thom's mousecream delight.


The party builds.


  #102  
Old March 23rd 11, 11:18 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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*Sukie does a time trip* No-one sees as she quickly polishes her nails
on the... well sumfin...... and streaks back through time into
Chappies arms....he never even noticed the time trip and takes Sukies
paw and admires her beautiful nayles. She
ppppppuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssss!





On Mar 23, 1:01*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
the gurls return the stone having used it for a quick manicure while trudi
found booker... trudi slips iit back away for another time, , smiles that
the two kuplez iz gonna danze and returns to her perch behind the kollarz
table"Booker" wrote in message

...







Jest den Booker saunterz up wif Trudi and Chappy. Trudi makez da
troductions, and Booker askz Sukie and Tina if dey would like to dance,
den haf some snakz frum da buffet afterwurdz.


Sukie, wud yu like to danze wif Chappy? Tina, wud yu danze wif me?


Booker, cited.


On 3/22/2011 2:33 PM, rafflescat wrote:
Sukie and Tina look out from behind a pillar and giggle. Hey dats a
fyne wooking boykitty mees finking, I wan a danse wiff him (if he
dussnt wook at myne nayles ennyway)
Sukie still hiding her Meomiefied cwaws but waitin for Booker and
Chappy to come back


On Mar 22, 12:35 pm, *wrote:
Trudi, an introduktion wud be wunnerful, iffin ize kin figur out where
Chappy has gone off to. Ize sees Snowflake offur derr, she luks like
shez bout to fall asleep. Ize go find Chappy an den weze all kum to yu
fur da troductions. Fangu.


Booker


On 3/21/2011 6:20 PM, Storrmmee wrote:


ifin my stupid soft had notted sended da message to da wrung pwaxe
ursef
wulda knowed dat da gordon kittyz anna miss tina marie iz here, bof da
gordon gurlkitty anna miss tina marie iz bof single gurlcatz lukin ta
danze
anna haffa gud time, ifin ursefz wuld liksa intoduztin i wuld be happee
ta
dowit, Trudi, still glarin atta soft fur hittin wrung buttunz today
* *wrote in message
...
Fangu fur da kollarz. Weze havin lotz of fun.


Booker


On 3/19/2011 6:30 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
trudi wafez as she passes by to deliver bookers fambleez kollars....
she
sees
what they are drinkin, nods in aprofal anna goes to find booker
* * wrote in message
...
Laughing having enjoyed the dancing, Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti
Mabel
settle at the bar with the others at the mixer. *Most have
singlecatz
party collars like they do, matched to their outfits.


The catenders quietly bring Aunti Mabel's lift chair and Cash's more
substantial stool and asks what they would like.


'I'z like to try sum other mousecream. *I luved dat mousecreamsycle!
Suprize maiself?' says Daisy-chan. *The catender who's wearing a
button
that says 'I'm just a Thom' grins and pulls out a blender to which
he
adds
mysterous things, at least one of which seems to be a whole boneless
dressed out mouse, ice and lots of cream. *This he turns into a
lovely
confection that is almost too thick to drink. *The perfect final
touch
is
added with just a hint of nip gracing the top. *Several kittahs look
on
in
avid interest to see if it tastes as good as it looks and the
sublime
expression as Daisy-chan takes her first taste, says it all.
Suddenly
but
not suprisingly, Thom is a very busy fellow! *He adds it to the menu
above
the bar and being a simple fellow, calls it 'Thom's mousecream
delight'.


'Anna what may I get fur you 2 fine friends tonight?' asks a
catender
who's button says 'I'm Stuart, but not Little'. *Aunti Mabel bats
her
eyes
and asks if he might have any pig blood and livers? *She'd love some
of
that blended up with a bit of crushed ice and a small jigger of
vodka?
Cash's ears almost stand up (quite a feat for a beagle!) as Stuart
checks.
Stuart comes back with a smile and asks if they would prefer duck,
pork,
or chicken liver as he has all 3. *Aunti Mabel selects lucious duck
liver
while Cash, moaning at his waistline a little selects pork. *Stuart
speaks
into a little microphone to the kitchen to bring the items plus
spare
knowing that once a special is made, others will want some. *Then he
turns
to demo the vodkas. Cash defers to Aunti's advanced knowledge as she
selects one that looks like a glacier was captured in a bottle. *As
she
selects, a little lady from the kitchen comes laden with goodies. *A
few
moments later, 2 large short stemmed mahgarita glasses lightly
rimmed in
gingered sugar arrive with their drinks. *On the board above, Stuart
adds
'Stuarts bloody fantasy' under Thom's mousecream delight.


The party builds.


  #103  
Old March 23rd 11, 11:34 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Sukie looks at her Sekattree who is rolling around the floor
laughing......Jack. Jack! JJJaaaccckkkk!!!!! Was wong wiffa Sekattree?
Was so funfunfunny???
Jack looks at the Sekattree and shrugs.....shees hoomin Sukie, hoomins
dus fings wike dat...ignore.
Hey wook atta fishies Harry! Dats kewl!
All the Gordon Kittiez wave to the fwoaty fishies and the fwoaty
fishies wave their fins back.Harry tickles them with his dew claw and
asks "Havvin a gudgud tyme guyz?" Both fishes leap straight up in the
air and wave madly at everyone.
Lukes like days bin atta oystur soss again Jack! Harry puts their
little light off, and hopes they don't jump clean out like they did
last time they found the oyster sauce...".tyme fur a wittle sweep
fishies, See yu inna mornin!"The cleverly contrived tank turns around
and sinks into a covered recess...."fang Bast fur dat! Harry sighs
with relief, his fishies will be safe til morning and the oyster sauce
will have worn off.(-;



On Mar 23, 1:38*pm, Amelia wrote:
[In another part of the yacht, down near the engineering spaces, sounds
of hammering and drilling and welding can be heard. Not much later the
doors to the ball room open wide and a compact forklift, modified to
carry a large fishtank, rolls into the room. All of the Gordon fish are
present.

Along the sides of the tank are smaller plexiglass containers, each large
enough for half a dozen fish. The smaller containers are linked to the
large tank in such a way that the smaller containers can be removed and
replaced without spilling any water. This any if any fishes want to leave
the tank to go with feline or canine friends, they can do so in safety.]


  #104  
Old March 23rd 11, 11:42 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Jack looks at Trudi.
Yu is sutch a gudgud owganizer Trudi , so kewl cowwected and camm.
Come, sit heer ware the bweeze is so warm n let me howld yure bootiful
paw - see da stars? See da gwitterin stars? Dey cant compete wiff yure
sparklin eyes....no way....Ise bin awound fur neerlee twentee hoomin
yeers an I has neffur seed a ladycat wike yureselfness....I am yure
swave.....fur effur.



On Mar 23, 4:23*pm, Booker wrote:
On 3/23/2011 7:58 AM, Storrmmee wrote:

Trudi, who sits down next to jack and says, diz here kruze direktur stuff
sure iz harder dan dat owlde tv show where da hoomin wuz juzt walkin arownd
wiffa klip bord anna gigglin alot,


We fink yur doin a grate job. Weze kin double yur salary. It is furry
hard herdin kittiez, sez mi meowmie.

Booker


  #105  
Old March 23rd 11, 11:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Mar 23, 4:31*pm, Debby Hanoka wrote:
Fangs! Yu simpwee has ta tell me ware yu get yure furz done? Myne furz
ar soso awrful! An myne cwaws??? Dont wook! Sukie hides the offending
paws behind her back, but finds it hard to put her collar on that
way....hmmmmmh.....dwat!
Sukie Gordon


Don't worry! *You looks fine. *My furs are a little messed up because
Auntie Debby hasn't been brushing me efurry day like she's supposed
to. *My claws are nice and sharp, too.

Tina


Dats beclaws of da ...well sumfin.....itz gud! I used it too. Are yu
enjoyin dancin wiff Booker? I wike Chappy....a wot.
Sukie
  #106  
Old March 23rd 11, 11:46 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Mar 23, 4:32*pm, Debby Hanoka wrote:
Sukie is looking pensively at Lizzie Borden and thinking that they are
very similar (cept da Meomie has cutted Sukies nayles an dey are a
mess, she hides them behind her back)
Hey Tina Marie! Dus yu mynd if Lizzie Borden comes wiff usses? I fink
she wud wuke furry nyce inna bwoo collur,tu contwast wiff yure gween
an myne wed wun.
*Shaw I wun an ask Lizzie if she wants tu chum up wiff usses??
Sukie fluffs her tail prettily an looks at Tina Marie.


Sure! *Iffen we finds mancats, we could triple date!

Tina


Dats gwate! I hasta find her agen! Ware has Lizzie Borden goned? We
wants hur fur a gudgud fwend!
Sukie, wookin
  #107  
Old March 23rd 11, 11:50 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Mar 23, 7:50*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
BobQat n Mimzy, da Majikal Whimsy Qats hab dwessed in dere stateroom, n
Mimzy, uh bwak Qat wiff uh floompy tail *iz waring uh bootiful gaown dat
hazz sparklez onnit, n BobQat, uh gray n wite Qat wiff white feetz n haz uh
floompy tail tew, *haz dwessed in uh gray soot wiff uh sparkley bow tye,
enterz da room n dey wook uhraown tew see hoo wook wike tew eet n danse wiff
dem selfs. *Mimzy sez, wee iz noo tew da advenshure n we wike diz catmoonity
vury mutch. Hur bruther BobQat nodz in ugreemunt..we iz boff single Qatz wif
majikal powers, but we dunt gnow minny uff yew tew well, yet.

Mimzy sez: Hey Barbi, cud * wee eech *git uh single cats collar? Dew yew hab
inny wiff sparklez? *ai wood wike tew danse wiff Jack n BobQat wood wike tew
danse wiff Sukie.
Fank yew vury mutch *BobQat smiles


Sukie giggles with excitement, strikes a pose and gazes off into the
distance whilst holding out her paw. Her newly manicured nails glint
in the light and she waits for BobQat and smiles
  #108  
Old March 23rd 11, 11:52 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Fangu, Trudi!

Oh my, datz a luffly color! She waves at Amelia
and Rebecca and walks over to the bar for a
cocktail.

Meow Mme Anaïs, says the barcat, the Rasta cats
brought lotf of rum. Would you like a Canton? Or
perhaps a Beachcomber?



On Wed, 23 Mar 2011 03:02:02 -0500, Storrmmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

hi der... ursef lukez berree nize a zuzual,

with a tinge of sadness at the symbolism, and yet a sense of hope for her
sisfur in paw trudi pulls a nafee blue kollar furm the stacks, single is
written in cream...

she handz d kollar to her furnd.

i sure iz glad ursef kamed, da two rumz haz fudz, anna der iz lotsa kittyz
here.

trudi


--
All my Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/23/2011 7:49:37 PM
  #109  
Old March 24th 11, 01:51 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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trudi iz thrilled, i kant remfur zatlee how owlde i iz, da hoominz haz it
rited down but i thinkz i iz eight or arownd der... doze starz sure iz nize,
i iz haffin a gud time wif deze aktifiteez, i iz glad dat mme.a. azked
minesef to dowit... i needsa wurk harder on gettin more kittyz ta come onna
kurzes butted da onez dat iz here sure iz haffin a gud time, like minesef iz
wif ursef... trudi, howldin jackz paw
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
Jack looks at Trudi.
Yu is sutch a gudgud owganizer Trudi , so kewl cowwected and camm.
Come, sit heer ware the bweeze is so warm n let me howld yure bootiful
paw - see da stars? See da gwitterin stars? Dey cant compete wiff yure
sparklin eyes....no way....Ise bin awound fur neerlee twentee hoomin
yeers an I has neffur seed a ladycat wike yureselfness....I am yure
swave.....fur effur.



On Mar 23, 4:23 pm, Booker wrote:
On 3/23/2011 7:58 AM, Storrmmee wrote:

Trudi, who sits down next to jack and says, diz here kruze direktur
stuff
sure iz harder dan dat owlde tv show where da hoomin wuz juzt walkin
arownd
wiffa klip bord anna gigglin alot,


We fink yur doin a grate job. Weze kin double yur salary. It is furry
hard herdin kittiez, sez mi meowmie.

Booker



  #110  
Old March 24th 11, 01:54 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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trudi hearz and sayz, she barrowed harri gordon's porter when himz wented ta
bizit willow, she kamed ta get snakz fur ot anna piglette anna willow who iz
inkuragin da grambyta get onwifit so i suspekt she haz taked da fud she
didunt eat home... she will be back one way or da ofur... efentulee.

Trudi, knowin lizie will love hafin furndz
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
On Mar 23, 4:32 pm, Debby Hanoka wrote:
Sukie is looking pensively at Lizzie Borden and thinking that they are
very similar (cept da Meomie has cutted Sukies nayles an dey are a
mess, she hides them behind her back)
Hey Tina Marie! Dus yu mynd if Lizzie Borden comes wiff usses? I fink
she wud wuke furry nyce inna bwoo collur,tu contwast wiff yure gween
an myne wed wun.
Shaw I wun an ask Lizzie if she wants tu chum up wiff usses??
Sukie fluffs her tail prettily an looks at Tina Marie.


Sure! Iffen we finds mancats, we could triple date!

Tina


Dats gwate! I hasta find her agen! Ware has Lizzie Borden goned? We
wants hur fur a gudgud fwend!
Sukie, wookin


 




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