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More truckin kitties!
Meow, Sammy!
Mineown Paw was in da truck stop doing laundry and takin a shower, and whn him comed back out to his truck dere was a couple udder hoomins standing tween dere truck and hims. And dey had a KITTY on a harness and leash! Her name is Gwen, and her is a tortie like my fat grumpy sisfur Amelia. Mine Paw stopped to talk to dem (it was a couple of ladies), and da udder lady said dat in her truck across da parking area she had a kitty dat cud be Gwen's twin sisfur! Da udder kitty is named Wendy. So, Lilith Kitten, maybe wez could also visit wif Gwen and Wendy affur dere hoomins go to sleep. Wez could hab ourselves quite a kitty pawty here! I'd love to meet them! Why don't you introduce me? Lilith Kitten Age 3 |
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I'd love to meet them! Why don't you introduce me?
Lilith Kitten Age 3 I'z will! I talked to dem fur a couple of minutes, and dey didn't know bout teleporters! Lucky I had a couple of spare portable ones I could gib dem. Dey has been having to sneak in and out of dere hoomins metalmonsters using doors and sideboxes and fings. Here we iz in Troutfishiedale, just outside Paw's metalmonster. Right behind da metalmonster is woods. You can just see, way back dere, a old abandonded house. I checked, dere's no wild monsters or mean hoomin kittens in dere, but sum ob de local kitties do use it as a party place. Dey seemed like freiendly enuf kitties, too. And Gwen and Wendy said dey wud be dere to meet us and share stories of being on da road, and wud bring some food and stuff. And I ran into da store at da metalmonster stop and getted some fried chickenbird and some green laybul chikkin Fansy Feetz. the two kitties make a fast dash through the woods, into the old house. Inside are 4 kitties. Hihi, efurrykitty! I'z Sammy da 'Venture Kitted. Gwen and Mendy, meow again - good to see youz again. You dint mind your first sperience wif da teleporters, I hope. Anypurr, dis is da bootiful miss Lilith I telded you about. Miss Lilith, dis is Gwen, who rides wif bof of her hoomins in a purty Peterbilt metalmonster, and dis is Wendy, who rides wif bof of *her* hoomins in a purty new Frateliner metalmonster and walks wif a hoomin-on-a-string at metalmonsterstops. Efurrykitty, here's da goodies I promised to bring. And hihi to you uffur two kitties to. I guess you must be local kitties? I'z Sammy da 'Venture Kitten, and dis is Lilith da Brave. Sammy Kitten |
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I'd love to meet them! Why don't you introduce me?
Lilith Kitten Age 3 I'z will! I talked to dem fur a couple of minutes, and dey didn't know bout teleporters! Lucky I had a couple of spare portable ones I could gib dem. Dey has been having to sneak in and out of dere hoomins metalmonsters using doors and sideboxes and fings. Here we iz in Troutfishiedale, just outside Paw's metalmonster. Right behind da metalmonster is woods. You can just see, way back dere, a old abandonded house. I checked, dere's no wild monsters or mean hoomin kittens in dere, but sum ob de local kitties do use it as a party place. Dey seemed like freiendly enuf kitties, too. And Gwen and Wendy said dey wud be dere to meet us and share stories of being on da road, and wud bring some food and stuff. And I ran into da store at da metalmonster stop and getted some fried chickenbird and some green laybul chikkin Fansy Feetz. the two kitties make a fast dash through the woods, into the old house. Inside are 4 kitties. Hihi, efurrykitty! I'z Sammy da 'Venture Kitted. Gwen and Mendy, meow again - good to see youz again. You dint mind your first sperience wif da teleporters, I hope. Anypurr, dis is da bootiful miss Lilith I telded you about. Miss Lilith, dis is Gwen, who rides wif bof of her hoomins in a purty Peterbilt metalmonster, and dis is Wendy, who rides wif bof of *her* hoomins in a purty new Frateliner metalmonster and walks wif a hoomin-on-a-string at metalmonsterstops. Efurrykitty, here's da goodies I promised to bring. And hihi to you uffur two kitties to. I guess you must be local kitties? I'z Sammy da 'Venture Kitten, and dis is Lilith da Brave. Meow! [extends snoot as a gesture of friendship] Furry nice to meet all of you! Lilith Kitten Age 3 |
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Meow! [extends snoot as a gesture of friendship] Furry nice to meet all of
you! Lilith Kitten Age 3 two older tortie girls meow "Hello"s to Lilith and Sammy, and introduce the Troutdale resident kitties, Sasha and Pancho. Sammy breaks out the kitty snacks he brought along - roast turkey, chicken, Fancy Feast, and various flavors of kitty kibble and canned kitty food. Sasha and Pancho produce - of course - grilled trout, and lots of nip wine and nip tea! And Gwen and Wendy produce cans of tuna and a can opener modified to fit kitty paws. The six kitties eat and talk and schmooze and joke and laugh through the night and into the morning. As the sun comes up and the day warms, the kitty party breaks up and Lilith and Sammy 'port back to the truck. Dat was a nice party! I'z like to meet new kitties. And I'z especially likes to show off mineown special girlkittyfriend... Da metalmonster is now in La Grand, Oragun, and will be here till early in da morning on Tuesday. Is dere anyfing special dat mine bootiful friend would like to do? Sammy Kitten |
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Dat was a nice party! I'z like to meet new kitties. And I'z especially
likes to show off mineown special girlkittyfriend... [blush] Fangu, Sammy! And I'ze espeically purroud of mine younger kittyboyfriend. Da metalmonster is now in La Grand, Oragun, and will be here till early in da morning on Tuesday. Is dere anyfing special dat mine bootiful friend would like to do? I'm feeling a bit woozy from the nip wine. Maybe we could go to sleep? Lilith Kitten |
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[blush] Fangu, Sammy! And I'ze espeically purroud of mine younger
kittyboyfriend. blush Well, I'z glad to hear dat! I'm feeling a bit woozy from the nip wine. Maybe we could go to sleep? Lilith Kitten Funny you should suggest dat - I was finking da same fing! I'z brought a nice, big, soft, comfy pillow dat's up here in da corner of da top bunk. Why don't we curl up dere and sleep fur a while? If Paw turns da cold-air machine too cold I'll curl up next to you to keep yourownself warm. Sammy Kitten yawn |
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I'm feeling a bit woozy from the nip wine. Maybe we could go to sleep?
Funny you should suggest dat - I was finking da same fing! I'z brought a nice, big, soft, comfy pillow dat's up here in da corner of da top bunk. Why don't we curl up dere and sleep fur a while? If Paw turns da cold-air machine too cold I'll curl up next to you to keep yourownself warm. That sounds wonnerful. [yawn yawn] Lilith Kitten |
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Funny you should suggest dat - I was finking da same fing! I'z brought a
nice, big, soft, comfy pillow dat's up here in da corner of da top bunk. Why don't we curl up dere and sleep fur a while? If Paw turns da cold-air machine too cold I'll curl up next to you to keep yourownself warm. That sounds wonnerful. [yawn yawn] Lilith Kitten Whoa! Dere's waddermonsters falling outta da sky, an dere being chased by big flashes of light and loud, nasty, scary thunderboomermonsters! But don't be afraid, Lilith - I'z will curl up around you to keep you safe, and will hold on to your paw if you gets scared. I'z scared of thunderboomermonsters a liddle bit, but when you're here wif me I'm not too scared. I'z will efurryfing in my power to keep you safe, bootiful kittyfriend. Sammy Kitten |
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Funny you should suggest dat - I was finking da same fing! I'z brought a
nice, big, soft, comfy pillow dat's up here in da corner of da top bunk. Why don't we curl up dere and sleep fur a while? If Paw turns da cold-air machine too cold I'll curl up next to you to keep yourownself warm. That sounds wonnerful. [yawn yawn] Lilith Kitten Whoa! Dere's waddermonsters falling outta da sky, an dere being chased by big flashes of light and loud, nasty, scary thunderboomermonsters! But don't be afraid, Lilith - I'z will curl up around you to keep you safe, and will hold on to your paw if you gets scared. I'z scared of thunderboomermonsters a liddle bit, but when you're here wif me I'm not too scared. I'z will efurryfing in my power to keep you safe, bootiful kittyfriend. Sammy Kitten Oooh! Let's sit at the window and watch the rain! Lilith Kitten Tail Swishing Excitedly |
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Oooh! Let's sit at the window and watch the rain!
Lilith Kitten Tail Swishing Excitedly We'z can do dat! See, up dere in front, way up high - it's a window just for us kitties. And deze black fabric flappy fingies - if we pull on dem so dey unsnap, dey is covering windows - one on each end of de top bed. Perfect for watching rain! Specially since da noisy thunderboomer monsters stopped barking at yes. Sammy Kitten |
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