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Where Is Efurry Kitty? ( Lilith's Bachelorette Party)



 
 
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Old May 26th 04, 11:35 PM
ChildFree23
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Default Where Is Efurry Kitty? ( Lilith's Bachelorette Party)

[Fluffy torbie and white striped kitty finishes with the Cool Whip and
starts wandering around. She finds a patch of carpeting that smells nice,
so she scratches it. Then she goes up to the receptionist and jumps onto
her desk. "Where is efurry kitty?" she asks.]

Lilith Kitten
Age 3
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Old May 27th 04, 04:40 AM
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"ChildFree23" wrote in message
k.net...
[Fluffy torbie and white striped kitty finishes with the Cool Whip and
starts wandering around. She finds a patch of carpeting that smells nice,
so she scratches it. Then she goes up to the receptionist and jumps onto
her desk. "Where is efurry kitty?" she asks.]

Lilith Kitten
Age 3
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childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net


Hihi, Lilith. Yoo shur looks nice after yur brushing -- I may go git
brushed, too. I think mos ub da kittees is habbing diffurent spa servisses
rite now -- dey furgot dat dis parti is sposed to be fur yoo. Is dere
sumting else yood like frum da spa, or wud yoo like to go see if Tabitha is
throo setting up da foodz?
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Rebecca


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Old May 27th 04, 05:02 AM
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On 5/26/04 3:35 PM ChildFree23 is reported to have said the following:

[Fluffy torbie and white striped kitty finishes with the Cool Whip and
starts wandering around. She finds a patch of carpeting that smells nice,
so she scratches it. Then she goes up to the receptionist and jumps onto
her desk. "Where is efurry kitty?" she asks.]

Lilith Kitten
Age 3


*bustling tabby comes over*

Lilith! I fink effurykitty haz spred owt thru the Spa. Heavens, how
culd dey leef da Gest uf Honur tu fend fur hurownself! We'll tayke care
uf dat!

Cinni

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Old May 27th 04, 05:03 AM
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LADEEZ! LET'Z GET DIZ PARTEE ROLLIN! LILITH NEEDS SUM COMPANEE!!!!!

Cinni, putting down the bullhorn

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Old May 27th 04, 06:33 AM
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"Da Koster Katz" wrote in message
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LADEEZ! LET'Z GET DIZ PARTEE ROLLIN! LILITH NEEDS SUM COMPANEE!!!!!

Cinni, putting down the bullhorn


Hoo kay!!! efurry buddy gaythur rownd da hyoooge prezunt taybull....
Burring uh palyte fuul ov goodeez wiff yuz.

Dyna, luukin arownd furr da bigbig givt furrom awla da kitteez tugeddur...


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Old May 27th 04, 03:20 PM
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[Fluffy torbie and white striped kitty finishes with the Cool Whip and
starts wandering around. She finds a patch of carpeting that smells

nice,
so she scratches it. Then she goes up to the receptionist and jumps

onto
her desk. "Where is efurry kitty?" she asks.]

Lilith Kitten
Age 3
--
childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net


Hihi, Lilith. Yoo shur looks nice after yur brushing -- I may go git
brushed, too. I think mos ub da kittees is habbing diffurent spa

servisses
rite now -- dey furgot dat dis parti is sposed to be fur yoo. Is dere
sumting else yood like frum da spa, or wud yoo like to go see if Tabitha

is
throo setting up da foodz?
---
Rebecca


What other surfaces do you haves available besides brushing and the nip
jacuzzi (Anais's favorite)?

Lilith Kitten
Age 3


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Old May 27th 04, 03:20 PM
ChildFree23
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[Fluffy torbie and white striped kitty finishes with the Cool Whip and
starts wandering around. She finds a patch of carpeting that smells

nice,
so she scratches it. Then she goes up to the receptionist and jumps

onto
her desk. "Where is efurry kitty?" she asks.]

Lilith Kitten
Age 3


*bustling tabby comes over*

Lilith! I fink effurykitty haz spred owt thru the Spa. Heavens, how
culd dey leef da Gest uf Honur tu fend fur hurownself! We'll tayke care
uf dat!

Cinni


Oh fangu! I'ze sorry, Cinni. I'ze just don't knows what to do at a spa.

Lilith Kitten
Age 3


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Old May 27th 04, 06:21 PM
Mlle. Anaïs
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ChildFree23 wrote:
What other surfaces do you haves available besides brushing and the
nip jacuzzi (Anais's favorite)?


Now dat myownself is brushed anna dried, I'ze gettink a paw-i-cure befur
lunch. Would you likes ta come wit me an get one too? Itz furry relaxink.

I'ze thinkin of a nice bloo claw polish... Wanna come?

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Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com


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Old May 28th 04, 12:26 AM
ChildFree23
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What other surfaces do you haves available besides brushing and the
nip jacuzzi (Anais's favorite)?


Now dat myownself is brushed anna dried, I'ze gettink a paw-i-cure

befur
lunch. Would you likes ta come wit me an get one too? Itz furry relaxink.


Really? What's a paw-i-cure?

I'ze thinkin of a nice bloo claw polish... Wanna come?


Polish? What's that?

Lilith Kitten
Age 3


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Old May 28th 04, 01:05 AM
Mlle. Anaïs
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ChildFree23 wrote:
Really? What's a paw-i-cure?


Y'kno, when da paw-i-curist files down the sharp tippes uv yur clawz so
dat you don't get caughted in da rugz!

I'ze thinkin of a nice bloo claw polish... Wanna come?


Polish? What's that?


After dey file dem smooth, dey can puttid lotsa colorz on dem fur da
boykitteez to admire! Yoo can watchid mine ifn yourownself wood like!
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Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com



 




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