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Old May 26th 04, 04:36 AM
Slickwater
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So my cat was about 20 years old and the thing looked like it was in
agony. I have been walkin reported to be walking sideways lately and
loosing a ton of hair. Upon inspecting the clumps of hair that were
falling out, I saw that they were due to these red lesions on the cats
back. For fear of some disease being loosed on my family, I donned a
pair of rubber cleaning gloves and grabbed the mangy thing and sawed
his head off in the garage. I did not stop to think about the massive
amount of blood that began to spurt all over the garage and got on my
arms and shirt, pretty much everywhere due to such a gushing would as
a decapitated head obviously is. What I want to know is if I am at
risk of contracting any illness from the cats blood that could
jeopardize my life. You may think I am heartless, but I really put
that thing out of it's misery and it was for the best. If anyone knows
anything about this subject please inform me of what I should do.
Thank you.

-Jimmy Logan
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Old May 26th 04, 05:01 AM
Dennis Carr
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On Tue, 25 May 2004 20:36:07 -0700, Slickwater wrote:

So my cat was about 20 years old and the thing looked like it was in
agony. I have been walkin reported to be walking sideways lately and
loosing a ton of hair.


Have you considered calling your local police department? They tend to be
particularly interested in blood stains of every sort, and this might give
them something to do other than just sit around and eat donuts - which,
naturally, everybody knows that all cops do this.

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Old May 26th 04, 05:01 AM
Dennis Carr
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On Tue, 25 May 2004 20:36:07 -0700, Slickwater wrote:

So my cat was about 20 years old and the thing looked like it was in
agony. I have been walkin reported to be walking sideways lately and
loosing a ton of hair.


Have you considered calling your local police department? They tend to be
particularly interested in blood stains of every sort, and this might give
them something to do other than just sit around and eat donuts - which,
naturally, everybody knows that all cops do this.

--
Dennis Carr - KE6ISF | I may be out of my mind,
http://www.dennis.furtopia.org | But I have more fun that way.
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Old May 26th 04, 08:38 AM
Hailey
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"Slickwater" wrote in message
m...
So my cat was about 20 years old and the thing looked like it was in
agony. I have been walkin reported to be walking sideways lately and
loosing a ton of hair. Upon inspecting the clumps of hair that were
falling out, I saw that they were due to these red lesions on the cats
back. For fear of some disease being loosed on my family, I donned a
pair of rubber cleaning gloves and grabbed the mangy thing and sawed
his head off in the garage. I did not stop to think about the massive
amount of blood that began to spurt all over the garage and got on my
arms and shirt, pretty much everywhere due to such a gushing would as
a decapitated head obviously is. What I want to know is if I am at
risk of contracting any illness from the cats blood that could
jeopardize my life. You may think I am heartless, but I really put
that thing out of it's misery and it was for the best. If anyone knows
anything about this subject please inform me of what I should do.
Thank you.

-Jimmy Logan


One can only hope you're susceptible to the same illness. May I have your
address? Saw ready.

Yeah, everyone, I know he's just a sick troll, I just hadda respond. sick
SOB!!!
Hailey



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Old May 26th 04, 08:38 AM
Hailey
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"Slickwater" wrote in message
m...
So my cat was about 20 years old and the thing looked like it was in
agony. I have been walkin reported to be walking sideways lately and
loosing a ton of hair. Upon inspecting the clumps of hair that were
falling out, I saw that they were due to these red lesions on the cats
back. For fear of some disease being loosed on my family, I donned a
pair of rubber cleaning gloves and grabbed the mangy thing and sawed
his head off in the garage. I did not stop to think about the massive
amount of blood that began to spurt all over the garage and got on my
arms and shirt, pretty much everywhere due to such a gushing would as
a decapitated head obviously is. What I want to know is if I am at
risk of contracting any illness from the cats blood that could
jeopardize my life. You may think I am heartless, but I really put
that thing out of it's misery and it was for the best. If anyone knows
anything about this subject please inform me of what I should do.
Thank you.

-Jimmy Logan


One can only hope you're susceptible to the same illness. May I have your
address? Saw ready.

Yeah, everyone, I know he's just a sick troll, I just hadda respond. sick
SOB!!!
Hailey



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Old May 26th 04, 01:52 PM
kaeli
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In article ,
enlightened us with...
So my cat was about 20 years old and the thing looked like it was in
agony. I have been walkin reported to be walking sideways lately and
loosing a ton of hair. Upon inspecting the clumps of hair that were
falling out, I saw that they were due to these red lesions on the cats
back. For fear of some disease being loosed on my family, I donned a
pair of rubber cleaning gloves and grabbed the mangy thing and sawed
his head off in the garage. I did not stop to think about the massive
amount of blood that began to spurt all over the garage and got on my
arms and shirt, pretty much everywhere due to such a gushing would as
a decapitated head obviously is. What I want to know is if I am at
risk of contracting any illness from the cats blood that could
jeopardize my life. You may think I am heartless, but I really put
that thing out of it's misery and it was for the best. If anyone knows
anything about this subject please inform me of what I should do.



You've caught it! There's only one way to cure it now.

Here's what you have to do. Go get a fifth (at least; more if you can)
of Jack Daniels. Go to the nearest high place - must be at least 20
stories high.
Pour half the JD over yourself. Say the following words as you do so:
"ad maiorem Dei gloriam"

Drink the rest of the JD. Jump off the high place.
When you hit the ground, the sickness will be expunged from your body
forever.

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~kaeli~
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid
someone will clean them?
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