Mysterious Shirt Holes

DP has several T-shirts that he loves to wear around the house DESPITE
the fact that there are multiple holes in them. I am sorely tempted
to burn them, since as a doctor he has the money to go buy himself
more shirts and shouldn't have to wear something that a thrift shop
would reject.

However, I noticed that--very oddly--they weren't ripping on the
seams, where things usually wear out. Instead, they had several small
holes on the shoulders, down the back, and a couple on the upper
chest.

"I don't know how it happens," said DP, as he picked up Kumani and put
her on his shoulder. "I don't ever remember brushing up against
anything sharp." Kumani fastened in her claws for a ride, looking
around. "But I don't want to give up this shirt," he argued as Kumani
slid down his back, and he bent over to help her jump off.

And just like that, life's little mystery is solved. It's obviously
pointless to buy him new shirts as they will just get CLAW HOLES in
them too!!

--Fil

"Enfilade" wrote in message
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DP has several T-shirts that he loves to wear around the house DESPITE
the fact that there are multiple holes in them. I am sorely tempted
to burn them, since as a doctor he has the money to go buy himself
more shirts and shouldn't have to wear something that a thrift shop
would reject.

However, I noticed that--very oddly--they weren't ripping on the
seams, where things usually wear out. Instead, they had several small
holes on the shoulders, down the back, and a couple on the upper
chest.

"I don't know how it happens," said DP, as he picked up Kumani and put
her on his shoulder. "I don't ever remember brushing up against
anything sharp." Kumani fastened in her claws for a ride, looking
around. "But I don't want to give up this shirt," he argued as Kumani
slid down his back, and he bent over to help her jump off.

And just like that, life's little mystery is solved. It's obviously
pointless to buy him new shirts as they will just get CLAW HOLES in
them too!!

--Fil

I had a similar mystery with a few of my dress shirts. I don't let Cleo ride
me while wearing my dress shirts anymore.

On Sun, 18 May 2008 17:41:04 -0700, Enfilade wrote:

DP has several T-shirts that he loves to wear around the house DESPITE
the fact that there are multiple holes in them. I am sorely tempted to
burn them, since as a doctor he has the money to go buy himself more
shirts and shouldn't have to wear something that a thrift shop would
reject.

However, I noticed that--very oddly--they weren't ripping on the seams,
where things usually wear out. Instead, they had several small holes on
the shoulders, down the back, and a couple on the upper chest.

"I don't know how it happens," said DP, as he picked up Kumani and put
her on his shoulder. "I don't ever remember brushing up against
anything sharp." Kumani fastened in her claws for a ride, looking
around. "But I don't want to give up this shirt," he argued as Kumani
slid down his back, and he bent over to help her jump off.

And just like that, life's little mystery is solved. It's obviously
pointless to buy him new shirts as they will just get CLAW HOLES in them
too!!

--Fil

Perhaps you should find out if Kevlar T-shirts are available?

--
John F. Eldredge --
PGP key available from http://pgp.mit.edu
"Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better
than not to think at all." -- Hypatia of Alexandria

we have "at home" clothes and "out" clothes for this very reason, Lee
Enfilade wrote in message
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DP has several T-shirts that he loves to wear around the house DESPITE
the fact that there are multiple holes in them. I am sorely tempted
to burn them, since as a doctor he has the money to go buy himself
more shirts and shouldn't have to wear something that a thrift shop
would reject.

However, I noticed that--very oddly--they weren't ripping on the
seams, where things usually wear out. Instead, they had several small
holes on the shoulders, down the back, and a couple on the upper
chest.

"I don't know how it happens," said DP, as he picked up Kumani and put
her on his shoulder. "I don't ever remember brushing up against
anything sharp." Kumani fastened in her claws for a ride, looking
around. "But I don't want to give up this shirt," he argued as Kumani
slid down his back, and he bent over to help her jump off.

And just like that, life's little mystery is solved. It's obviously
pointless to buy him new shirts as they will just get CLAW HOLES in
them too!!

--Fil