Thuh Grate Nip Rescue

I like Red and Einstein!
"squiffer" wrote in message
...
(Einstein and Red Rory are hauled into the plane. Both roll about on the
towels till dry.)

Red you stink
Einstein (wrinkling nose, whiskers quivering)

ya, live wit it. ptooie!
Red Rory (spitting out some mud and a crawdad)

(Einstein retrieves his radio-fone from his tool belt and pushes talk
button)
Calling Zizi, calling Zizi......Hey there Zizi. Einstein here. Red and me
iz
on da plane comin to ya. Ya need to plot a course to the nip fields. over.

: Here. Grab my paw. This ramp should make it easier for you to get up.
:
: I have towels for you to dry yourself with. They work best if you roll
: on them.
:
:
: You first.
: Red Rory
:
: O, no ya dont
: (Einstein shoves Red head first into pond. )
:
: Glub
: (Red Rory bounces up seaweed dripping from his ears, a frog caught by
one
: slimy leg between his fangs)
:
: ribbit
: Frog pulls leg out and dives into water
:
: (Einstein sighs) Ok, Neptune just hang onta my tayle an I'll git ya
there.
:
: Misserable, humiliated and slimy, Red Rory clutches Einstein's tail
and
: together they arrive at the plane's door.
:
: Hi guyz, Helpin paw needed ta lift us in.
: Einstein
: :
: : Chester, Clarence and Nathan
: :
: : Red, how bout that. Up for a swim?
: : Einstein
: :
: : Red Rory (absolute silence)
: :
: : RED?
: : Einstein
: :
: : Red Rory (more silence)
: :
: : RED! I'm gonna swim. Kin yu swim or iz yu too skeered?
: : Einstein
: :
: : Of c-c-corse I kin effing swim! Whatta ya think? Sheesh. Yah,
we'll
swim
: : Red Rory
: :
: : Okay, Guys, we'll swim out ta' meetcha (ub: I hope)
: : Einstein
: :
: : : Are you going to swim out to us or do you want us to come to
shore?
: : :
: : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan
: : :
: : : Kin yu land on that pond - without hurtin thuh duks?
: : : Einstein
: : : :
: : : : We're on our way down at your house. Where's your landing
site?
: : :
: : : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan
: : : :
: : : : Liberty Hill Texas. Its rite in da center of Texas
: : : : Einstein
: : : :
: : : : Sheesh, I didn nefur kno dat! Rite in da center...hmmmm
: : : : Red Rory
: : : :
: : : : Einstein (ub: can't believe he's thinking)
: : : :
: : : : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan, cruising along at high
altitude
: in
: : their
: : : : : hoovercraft
: : : : :
: : : : : Catifurrniya? Oh we iz sooo fur behind!
: : : : :
: : : : : Sebastian anna Joolian
: : : : :
: : : : : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats
hunker
down
: in
: : sum
: : : : Indian
: : : : : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge
Black
: Maine
: : Coon,
: : : the
: : : : : brains
: : : : : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and
: violent,
: : from
: : : the
: : : : : mean
: : : : : fields of rural Texas.
: : : : :
: : : : : Einstein whispers
: : : : :
: : : : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that
hyuge
: : patch of
: : : : : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern
: Catifornia?
: : : Well
: : : : Sumkat
: : : : : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward
: (Einstein
: : : spits
: : : : his
: : : : : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it
and
: sell
: : it
: : : and
: : : : munch
: : : : : it
: : : : : an smoke it and...
: : : : : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head
with
: delight)
: : : : :
: : : : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo
stuff.
Me
: too.
: : But
: : : we
: :
: :
: :
:
:
:

Hi guyz, diz is O. T. I ven readin di venture and I finks dat Piglet won
like Wascal beein a nipz rfunner, da gramby had ansisters who waz runnin
sumphtin kalled whit lightninz and dat waz veri dangerouz. Piglet haz heard
dem storiez and it maked her fraid. Corze her iznt da boz of wascal.. Jus
worink about mine friedz.
"Ray or Fran" wrote in message
news:1oHYi.174374$Xa3.38479@attbi_s22...
Excellent Snowflake. Beautiful packaging and just what weze needz. Youze
Meowmie does gud gud work. Do youze fink weze should talk to the cats at
the Spa and Boutique about our potential product or should weze wait
until the nip comez home.

Finking out loud ... Ize kinda want to feel them out ifn itz comez about
as Ize need to get some more nip runners for that segment of the cat
population. But weze can't make any promisez yet - weze in waiting mode.

Whatcha fink? Do youze want to contact the Spa and Boutique and Ize will
try and get more nip runners on a just in case basis?

Puddi
(drawing up a game plan for theirz end)

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Now now furz (with a remote listening/speaking device in the plane) don't
forget most of thiz here nip iz coming home. Therez enuf for all of youze
to get a large share of and then lotz for me, Snowflake and otherz to market
to the community and to the, letz say, less reputable cats out there. Weze
are all gonna make big big tonnaz out of this and be set up for life both in
toona and nip.

Snowflake came up with the great idea of getting some pretty gift boxes to
put some of this here nip in and having the boutique sell for some pretty
hefty toonas. And Ize got lotz and lotz of baggies (looking around herself)
for other forms of shall we say distribution.

Ize think Ize gonna look into some nip runners.

Puddi
(With big toona and nip dreams)



that issa grate idea Puddi! I can volunteer a cupple of boykitties as
runners.. Tigger and Eek are fast and skinny...

Ghost, hoping to get two cats out of thuh howse

Would y'all like some soap?
Phoebe, always prepared


"squiffer" wrote in message
...
(Einstein and Red Rory are hauled into the plane. Both roll about on the
towels till dry.)

Red you stink
Einstein (wrinkling nose, whiskers quivering)

ya, live wit it. ptooie!
Red Rory (spitting out some mud and a crawdad)

(Einstein retrieves his radio-fone from his tool belt and pushes talk
button)
Calling Zizi, calling Zizi......Hey there Zizi. Einstein here. Red and me
iz
on da plane comin to ya. Ya need to plot a course to the nip fields. over.

: Here. Grab my paw. This ramp should make it easier for you to get up.
:
: I have towels for you to dry yourself with. They work best if you roll
: on them.
:
:
: You first.
: Red Rory
:
: O, no ya dont
: (Einstein shoves Red head first into pond. )
:
: Glub
: (Red Rory bounces up seaweed dripping from his ears, a frog caught by
one
: slimy leg between his fangs)
:
: ribbit
: Frog pulls leg out and dives into water
:
: (Einstein sighs) Ok, Neptune just hang onta my tayle an I'll git ya
there.
:
: Misserable, humiliated and slimy, Red Rory clutches Einstein's tail
and
: together they arrive at the plane's door.
:
: Hi guyz, Helpin paw needed ta lift us in.
: Einstein
: :
: : Chester, Clarence and Nathan
: :
: : Red, how bout that. Up for a swim?
: : Einstein
: :
: : Red Rory (absolute silence)
: :
: : RED?
: : Einstein
: :
: : Red Rory (more silence)
: :
: : RED! I'm gonna swim. Kin yu swim or iz yu too skeered?
: : Einstein
: :
: : Of c-c-corse I kin effing swim! Whatta ya think? Sheesh. Yah,
we'll
swim
: : Red Rory
: :
: : Okay, Guys, we'll swim out ta' meetcha (ub: I hope)
: : Einstein
: :
: : : Are you going to swim out to us or do you want us to come to
shore?
: : :
: : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan
: : :
: : : Kin yu land on that pond - without hurtin thuh duks?
: : : Einstein
: : : :
: : : : We're on our way down at your house. Where's your landing
site?
: : :
: : : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan
: : : :
: : : : Liberty Hill Texas. Its rite in da center of Texas
: : : : Einstein
: : : :
: : : : Sheesh, I didn nefur kno dat! Rite in da center...hmmmm
: : : : Red Rory
: : : :
: : : : Einstein (ub: can't believe he's thinking)
: : : :
: : : : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan, cruising along at high
altitude
: in
: : their
: : : : : hoovercraft
: : : : :
: : : : : Catifurrniya? Oh we iz sooo fur behind!
: : : : :
: : : : : Sebastian anna Joolian
: : : : :
: : : : : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats
hunker
down
: in
: : sum
: : : : Indian
: : : : : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge
Black
: Maine
: : Coon,
: : : the
: : : : : brains
: : : : : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and
: violent,
: : from
: : : the
: : : : : mean
: : : : : fields of rural Texas.
: : : : :
: : : : : Einstein whispers
: : : : :
: : : : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that
hyuge
: : patch of
: : : : : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern
: Catifornia?
: : : Well
: : : : Sumkat
: : : : : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward
: (Einstein
: : : spits
: : : : his
: : : : : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it
and
: sell
: : it
: : : and
: : : : munch
: : : : : it
: : : : : an smoke it and...
: : : : : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head
with
: delight)
: : : : :
: : : : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo
stuff.
Me
: too.
: : But
: : : we
: :
: :
: :
:
:
:

Fangu
(Einstein takes soap and gives it to Red Rory who bites down on it)

yech
(Red Rory blows out bubbles and a chunk of soap)
Whut the H is dis?

Soap (Einstein says wearily shaking his head)

O, well den but it ain't lookin like soap? Lookin like an odd shaped Mowse
so ..
(Red Rory trudges off to wash up, trailing seaweed, mud and sand behind him)

: Would y'all like some soap?
: Phoebe, always prepared
:
:
: "squiffer" wrote in message
: ...
: (Einstein and Red Rory are hauled into the plane. Both roll about on the
: towels till dry.)
:
: Red you stink
: Einstein (wrinkling nose, whiskers quivering)
:
: ya, live wit it. ptooie!
: Red Rory (spitting out some mud and a crawdad)
:
: (Einstein retrieves his radio-fone from his tool belt and pushes talk
: button)
: Calling Zizi, calling Zizi......Hey there Zizi. Einstein here. Red and
me
: iz
: on da plane comin to ya. Ya need to plot a course to the nip fields.
over.
:
: : Here. Grab my paw. This ramp should make it easier for you to get
up.
: :
: : I have towels for you to dry yourself with. They work best if you
roll
: : on them.
: :
: :
: : You first.
: : Red Rory
: :
: : O, no ya dont
: : (Einstein shoves Red head first into pond. )
: :
: : Glub
: : (Red Rory bounces up seaweed dripping from his ears, a frog caught
by
: one
: : slimy leg between his fangs)
: :
: : ribbit
: : Frog pulls leg out and dives into water
: :
: : (Einstein sighs) Ok, Neptune just hang onta my tayle an I'll git ya
: there.
: :
: : Misserable, humiliated and slimy, Red Rory clutches Einstein's tail
: and
: : together they arrive at the plane's door.
: :
: : Hi guyz, Helpin paw needed ta lift us in.
: : Einstein
: : :
: : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan
: : :
: : : Red, how bout that. Up for a swim?
: : : Einstein
: : :
: : : Red Rory (absolute silence)
: : :
: : : RED?
: : : Einstein
: : :
: : : Red Rory (more silence)
: : :
: : : RED! I'm gonna swim. Kin yu swim or iz yu too skeered?
: : : Einstein
: : :
: : : Of c-c-corse I kin effing swim! Whatta ya think? Sheesh. Yah,
: we'll
: swim
: : : Red Rory
: : :
: : : Okay, Guys, we'll swim out ta' meetcha (ub: I hope)
: : : Einstein
: : :
: : : : Are you going to swim out to us or do you want us to come to
: shore?
: : : :
: : : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan
: : : :
: : : : Kin yu land on that pond - without hurtin thuh duks?
: : : : Einstein
: : : : :
: : : : : We're on our way down at your house. Where's your landing
: site?
: : : :
: : : : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan
: : : : :
: : : : : Liberty Hill Texas. Its rite in da center of Texas
: : : : : Einstein
: : : : :
: : : : : Sheesh, I didn nefur kno dat! Rite in da center...hmmmm
: : : : : Red Rory
: : : : :
: : : : : Einstein (ub: can't believe he's thinking)
: : : : :
: : : : : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan, cruising along at high
: altitude
: : in
: : : their
: : : : : : hoovercraft
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Catifurrniya? Oh we iz sooo fur behind!
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Sebastian anna Joolian
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats
: hunker
: down
: : in
: : : sum
: : : : : Indian
: : : : : : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge
: Black
: : Maine
: : : Coon,
: : : : the
: : : : : : brains
: : : : : : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff
and
: : violent,
: : : from
: : : : the
: : : : : : mean
: : : : : : fields of rural Texas.
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Einstein whispers
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know
that
: hyuge
: : : patch of
: : : : : : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern
: : Catifornia?
: : : : Well
: : : : : Sumkat
: : : : : : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid
coward
: : (Einstein
: : : : spits
: : : : : his
: : : : : : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git
it
: and
: : sell
: : : it
: : : : and
: : : : : munch
: : : : : : it
: : : : : : an smoke it and...
: : : : : : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head
: with
: : delight)
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo
: stuff.
: Me
: : too.
: : : But
: : : : we
: : :
: : :
: : :
: :
: :
: :
:
:
:
:

On Nov 8, 12:26 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Hi guyz, diz is O. T. I ven readin di venture and I finks dat Piglet won
like Wascal beein a nipz rfunner, da gramby had ansisters who waz runnin
sumphtin kalled whit lightninz and dat waz veri dangerouz. Piglet haz heard
dem storiez and it maked her fraid. Corze her iznt da boz of wascal.. Jus
worink about mine friedz.

Hey O.T. dis is Wascal. Wut wee dooin ain SO danjeruss. I haff fased
muchmuch wurs danchers. Did I ever tell yooo about da raccoom? Dis
will bee eesy enuff. Yoo tell dat wuffly lady not to worree. If her
wants to feel bettr, let hur BOP yoo onda hed.

An memember wut dey sed in da replacements: "Pain heals, chicks dig
scars, but glory lasts forever!"

Da wurdz uv wisdum.

Wascal

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"Ray or Fran" wrote in messagenews:1oHYi.174374$Xa3.38479@attbi_s22...



Excellent Snowflake. Beautiful packaging and just what weze needz. Youze
Meowmie does gud gud work. Do youze fink weze should talk to the cats at
the Spa and Boutique about our potential product or should weze wait
until the nip comez home.

Finking out loud ... Ize kinda want to feel them out ifn itz comez about
as Ize need to get some more nip runners for that segment of the cat
population. But weze can't make any promisez yet - weze in waiting mode.

Whatcha fink? Do youze want to contact the Spa and Boutique and Ize will
try and get more nip runners on a just in case basis?

Puddi
(drawing up a game plan for theirz end)

--
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Thank you. They're very new kats to me. Both are rescues and their
personalities are very much as written. Poor Red Rory starts fights all the
time and yet he's a big chicken. Einstein is very bright and plots a lot and
tends to be top cat no matter where he is. They're very funny together.

:I like Red and Einstein!
: "squiffer" wrote in message
: ...
: (Einstein and Red Rory are hauled into the plane. Both roll about on the
: towels till dry.)
:
: Red you stink
: Einstein (wrinkling nose, whiskers quivering)
:
: ya, live wit it. ptooie!
: Red Rory (spitting out some mud and a crawdad)
:
: (Einstein retrieves his radio-fone from his tool belt and pushes talk
: button)
: Calling Zizi, calling Zizi......Hey there Zizi. Einstein here. Red and
me
: iz
: on da plane comin to ya. Ya need to plot a course to the nip fields.
over.
:
: : Here. Grab my paw. This ramp should make it easier for you to get
up.
: :
: : I have towels for you to dry yourself with. They work best if you
roll
: : on them.
: :
: :
: : You first.
: : Red Rory
: :
: : O, no ya dont
: : (Einstein shoves Red head first into pond. )
: :
: : Glub
: : (Red Rory bounces up seaweed dripping from his ears, a frog caught
by
: one
: : slimy leg between his fangs)
: :
: : ribbit
: : Frog pulls leg out and dives into water
: :
: : (Einstein sighs) Ok, Neptune just hang onta my tayle an I'll git ya
: there.
: :
: : Misserable, humiliated and slimy, Red Rory clutches Einstein's tail
: and
: : together they arrive at the plane's door.
: :
: : Hi guyz, Helpin paw needed ta lift us in.
: : Einstein
: : :
: : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan
: : :
: : : Red, how bout that. Up for a swim?
: : : Einstein
: : :
: : : Red Rory (absolute silence)
: : :
: : : RED?
: : : Einstein
: : :
: : : Red Rory (more silence)
: : :
: : : RED! I'm gonna swim. Kin yu swim or iz yu too skeered?
: : : Einstein
: : :
: : : Of c-c-corse I kin effing swim! Whatta ya think? Sheesh. Yah,
: we'll
: swim
: : : Red Rory
: : :
: : : Okay, Guys, we'll swim out ta' meetcha (ub: I hope)
: : : Einstein
: : :
: : : : Are you going to swim out to us or do you want us to come to
: shore?
: : : :
: : : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan
: : : :
: : : : Kin yu land on that pond - without hurtin thuh duks?
: : : : Einstein
: : : : :
: : : : : We're on our way down at your house. Where's your landing
: site?
: : : :
: : : : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan
: : : : :
: : : : : Liberty Hill Texas. Its rite in da center of Texas
: : : : : Einstein
: : : : :
: : : : : Sheesh, I didn nefur kno dat! Rite in da center...hmmmm
: : : : : Red Rory
: : : : :
: : : : : Einstein (ub: can't believe he's thinking)
: : : : :
: : : : : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan, cruising along at high
: altitude
: : in
: : : their
: : : : : : hoovercraft
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Catifurrniya? Oh we iz sooo fur behind!
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Sebastian anna Joolian
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats
: hunker
: down
: : in
: : : sum
: : : : : Indian
: : : : : : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge
: Black
: : Maine
: : : Coon,
: : : : the
: : : : : : brains
: : : : : : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff
and
: : violent,
: : : from
: : : : the
: : : : : : mean
: : : : : : fields of rural Texas.
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Einstein whispers
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know
that
: hyuge
: : : patch of
: : : : : : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern
: : Catifornia?
: : : : Well
: : : : : Sumkat
: : : : : : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid
coward
: : (Einstein
: : : : spits
: : : : : his
: : : : : : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git
it
: and
: : sell
: : : it
: : : : and
: : : : : munch
: : : : : : it
: : : : : : an smoke it and...
: : : : : : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head
: with
: : delight)
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo
: stuff.
: Me
: : too.
: : : But
: : : : we
: : :
: : :
: : :
: :
: :
: :
:
:
:
:

oh..well, dats okay, youze pretty and nice.
Einstein
:
: Meowmie kallz me Snowbawl sumtymes cuz Ize wite an fluffy.
:
: Joolian
:
: "squiffer" wrote in message
: ...
: Of korse yu are - I thot so, but fur politeness, decided ta check. How
are
: ya?
: And by thuh by, how thuh H is it we iz talkin since you be in
catifornyu?
: and we be in Texas
: Einstein (lookin..worried - tayle slightly fluffed)
:
: damdamdam..be reel keerful - they iz gosts or wizards or witches or..
: Red Rory (in a hushed voice - fluffed into an orange bush)
:
: Will YU shut UP! (carefully) It iz odd yu know - how *kin* we be talkin?
: Einstein
:
: : Iza boy kittie!
: :
: : Joolian
: :
: : "squiffer" wrote in message
: : ...
: : Hell no you ain't - we jest waitin fur Storm or Clarence or sumkat
: with
: a
: : plane ta git us ta Catifurriya. I be Red Rory. Yu kin wait wit us -
: won
: be
: : long.
: : Red Rory
: :
: : Sure, notta problem fellas and waitaminit.... er...wood dat be fella
: and
: : ladee?
: : Einstein
: :
: : : Catifurrniya? Oh we iz sooo fur behind!
: : :
: : : Sebastian anna Joolian
: : :
: : : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in
sum
: : Indian
: : : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine
Coon,
: the
: : : brains
: : : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent,
from
: the
: : : mean
: : : fields of rural Texas.
: : :
: : : Einstein whispers
: : :
: : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch
of
: : : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia?
: Well
: : Sumkat
: : : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein
: spits
: : his
: : : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it
: and
: : munch
: : : it
: : : an smoke it and...
: : : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight)
: : :
: : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too.
But
: we
: : : gonna
: : : need help.
: : : Red Rory
: : :
: : : Three cats hear on the telepathic relay that they're going to
be
: a
: : nip
: : : rescue in Catifornia. They pack their new purrsonal flying
: : hoovercraft
: : : and jump on. They rev up the motors.
: : :
: : : Are you ready to go, Clarence? - Chester
: : :
: : : Yes. Are you, Nathan? - Clarence
: : :
: : : Yes. Let's get flying! - Nathan
: : :
: : : The three cats push the UP buttons on their hoovercraft. Each
: cat's
: : : hoovercraft jumps into the air. They turn the hoovercraft
: southwest
: : to
: : : go to Texas.
: : :
: : :
: :
: :
: :
: :
:
:
:
:

uhm (heheheh Einstein tries to conceal his giggle)
Flake iz kind of a pun fur sumwun flaky, I bet.
Einstein


:I dont git it. dey call me Snowflake, but ize not wite an fluffy, ize
: blak an sleek. Stoopid hoomins.
:
: Snowflake
:
: Stacey Weinberger wrote:
:
: Beetz me. Ize not tu smart.
:
: Meowmie kallz me Snowbawl sumtymes cuz Ize wite an fluffy.
:
: Joolian
:
: "squiffer" wrote in message
: ...
:
: Of korse yu are - I thot so, but fur politeness, decided ta check. How
are
: ya?
: And by thuh by, how thuh H is it we iz talkin since you be in
catifornyu?
: and we be in Texas
: Einstein (lookin..worried - tayle slightly fluffed)
:
: damdamdam..be reel keerful - they iz gosts or wizards or witches or..
: Red Rory (in a hushed voice - fluffed into an orange bush)
:
: Will YU shut UP! (carefully) It iz odd yu know - how *kin* we be talkin?
: Einstein
:
: : Iza boy kittie!
: :
: : Joolian
: :
: : "squiffer" wrote in message
: : ...
: : Hell no you ain't - we jest waitin fur Storm or Clarence or sumkat
: with
: a
: : plane ta git us ta Catifurriya. I be Red Rory. Yu kin wait wit us -
: won
: be
: : long.
: : Red Rory
: :
: : Sure, notta problem fellas and waitaminit.... er...wood dat be fella
: and
: : ladee?
: : Einstein
: :
: : : Catifurrniya? Oh we iz sooo fur behind!
: : :
: : : Sebastian anna Joolian
: : :
: : : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in
sum
: : Indian
: : : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine
Coon,
: the
: : : brains
: : : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent,
from
: the
: : : mean
: : : fields of rural Texas.
: : :
: : : Einstein whispers
: : :
: : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch
of
: : : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia?
: Well
: : Sumkat
: : : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein
: spits
: : his
: : : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it
: and
: : munch
: : : it
: : : an smoke it and...
: : : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight)
: : :
: : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too.
But
: we
: : : gonna
: : : need help.
: : : Red Rory
: : :
: : : Three cats hear on the telepathic relay that they're going to
be
: a
: : nip
: : : rescue in Catifornia. They pack their new purrsonal flying
: : hoovercraft
: : : and jump on. They rev up the motors.
: : :
: : : Are you ready to go, Clarence? - Chester
: : :
: : : Yes. Are you, Nathan? - Clarence
: : :
: : : Yes. Let's get flying! - Nathan
: : :
: : : The three cats push the UP buttons on their hoovercraft. Each
: cat's
: : : hoovercraft jumps into the air. They turn the hoovercraft
: southwest
: : to
: : : go to Texas.
: : :
: : :
: :
: :
: :
: :
:
:
:
:
:

cat-packs, weapons, fud. Bowt it I guess.
Einstein
:
: Sebastian anna Joolian
:

: Hey Sebastian and Joolian, are you in Texas yet? We're just about to
: Red Rory and Einstein's house and we'll be landing in a few minutes.
:
: We have room on each of these for a pilot, 6 or 8 cats and whatever we
: need to pack. We have room in the luggage compartments for whatever you
: bring.
:
: Chester, Clarence and Nathan
:
: Hell no you ain't - we jest waitin fur Storm or Clarence or sumkat with
a
: plane ta git us ta Catifurriya. I be Red Rory. Yu kin wait wit us - won
: be
: long.
: Red Rory
:
: Sure, notta problem fellas and waitaminit.... er...wood dat be fella
and
: ladee?
: Einstein
:
: : Catifurrniya? Oh we iz sooo fur behind!
: :
: : Sebastian anna Joolian
: :
: : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum
: Indian
: : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon,
: the
: : brains
: : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from
: the
: : mean
: : fields of rural Texas.
: :
: : Einstein whispers
: :
: : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of
: : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well
: Sumkat
: : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits
: his
: : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and
: munch
: : it
: : an smoke it and...
: : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight)
: :
: : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But
we
: : gonna
: : need help.
: : Red Rory
: :
: : Three cats hear on the telepathic relay that they're going to be a
: nip
: : rescue in Catifornia. They pack their new purrsonal flying
: hoovercraft
: : and jump on. They rev up the motors.
: :
: : Are you ready to go, Clarence? - Chester
: :
: : Yes. Are you, Nathan? - Clarence
: :
: : Yes. Let's get flying! - Nathan
: :
: : The three cats push the UP buttons on their hoovercraft. Each
cat's
: : hoovercraft jumps into the air. They turn the hoovercraft
southwest
: to
: : go to Texas.
:
: