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February 27th 05, 10:55 PM
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Capt. Midnight V. The Cell Phone
Meow efurryone!
This is Capt. Midnight, The Tired Good Luck Black Cat. I gots to tell you about mine afternoon. I was sleeping on a nice pillow on the sofa couch. All of a sudden the worst noise wakened me up from a nice nap. GranMeowmie was talking to herownselves about misplacing her cell phone. She telled herownselves she's gonna call the cell phone number from the kitchen phone, and when it rings she'll know where she putted it. I heared her talking to herownselves even though I was sleeping. Guess what? I know where she putted the cell phone: under the pillow where I was asleep. When it rang, I jumped up and hissed. I don't usually hiss at anykitty except mine sisfur Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, but disturbing a police kitty's nap is serious! Respectfully meowed, Capt. Midnight DOC The Good Luck Black Cat Commanding Kitty, Catmerica Police Department 
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#2
February 28th 05, 02:20 AM
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Datz terrorbobbul!
Negzt tyme, dizmantul da cellfone so it wunt ring! Pitoonya "ChildFree23" wrote in message ink.net... Meow efurryone! This is Capt. Midnight, The Tired Good Luck Black Cat. I gots to tell you about mine afternoon. I was sleeping on a nice pillow on the sofa couch. All of a sudden the worst noise wakened me up from a nice nap. GranMeowmie was talking to herownselves about misplacing her cell phone. She telled herownselves she's gonna call the cell phone number from the kitchen phone, and when it rings she'll know where she putted it. I heared her talking to herownselves even though I was sleeping. Guess what? I know where she putted the cell phone: under the pillow where I was asleep. When it rang, I jumped up and hissed. I don't usually hiss at anykitty except mine sisfur Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, but disturbing a police kitty's nap is serious! Respectfully meowed, Capt. Midnight DOC The Good Luck Black Cat Commanding Kitty, Catmerica Police Department
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#3
February 28th 05, 09:41 PM
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Hi, hi, HIHI, Captain Midnight!
Ize got tu soluzionmentz to offur yew. One way to deal wif cellfones is to do wat da Mr. TSE (RB) did wif wun of Daddy'z pager-fone-fingies wunce uppon a timez--It waz makin tu much noizez alla da timez in da katzen sleeping room zo da Mr. TSE juzt sprayed on intt. It shutted up an dyed rite ther an affer Daddy gott a new wun, he kepted it outta da katzen sleeping room!! Anozzer timez, wen Mommy an Daddyz peoplekitten NormNorm all growed upp was vizzittin and had brot da Pollo-da-Pup wif him, Daddyz pagerfingie waz wher it shudda not otta been an da Pollo-da-Pup thot it mite me a cookie an tried to eet itt. It alzo dyed. Iffen u don wanna get yur GranMeowmie all hissed-off at yew fer sprayin onn a da cellfone, we cud axk NormNorm to send ing da. Pollo-da-Pup fur a fizzit. Yes? Helpfully, GT On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 22:55:36 GMT, "ChildFree23" wrote: Meow efurryone! This is Capt. Midnight, The Tired Good Luck Black Cat. I gots to tell you about mine afternoon. I was sleeping on a nice pillow on the sofa couch. All of a sudden the worst noise wakened me up from a nice nap. GranMeowmie was talking to herownselves about misplacing her cell phone. She telled herownselves she's gonna call the cell phone number from the kitchen phone, and when it rings she'll know where she putted it. I heared her talking to herownselves even though I was sleeping. Guess what? I know where she putted the cell phone: under the pillow where I was asleep. When it rang, I jumped up and hissed. I don't usually hiss at anykitty except mine sisfur Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, but disturbing a police kitty's nap is serious! Respectfully meowed, Capt. Midnight DOC The Good Luck Black Cat Commanding Kitty, Catmerica Police Department - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Fur Conspiracy: Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger, Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose [Edit it to make it work.]
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#4
March 2nd 05, 08:13 AM
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These talking boxes are quite disturbing, it is especially bad when one of
our hoomans is talking on one and another one rings, Miss Violette, who feels your pain ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Meow efurryone! This is Capt. Midnight, The Tired Good Luck Black Cat. I gots to tell you about mine afternoon. I was sleeping on a nice pillow on the sofa couch. All of a sudden the worst noise wakened me up from a nice nap. GranMeowmie was talking to herownselves about misplacing her cell phone. She telled herownselves she's gonna call the cell phone number from the kitchen phone, and when it rings she'll know where she putted it. I heared her talking to herownselves even though I was sleeping. Guess what? I know where she putted the cell phone: under the pillow where I was asleep. When it rang, I jumped up and hissed. I don't usually hiss at anykitty except mine sisfur Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, but disturbing a police kitty's nap is serious! Respectfully meowed, Capt. Midnight DOC The Good Luck Black Cat Commanding Kitty, Catmerica Police Department
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#5
March 9th 05, 01:56 AM
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Meow, Pitoonya!
One other kitty I know suggested that I push the talk button on the cell phone and then hiss into it! Capt. Midnight DOC The Good Luck Black Cat "Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Datz terrorbobbul! Negzt tyme, dizmantul da cellfone so it wunt ring! Pitoonya "ChildFree23" wrote in message ink.net... Meow efurryone! This is Capt. Midnight, The Tired Good Luck Black Cat. I gots to tell you about mine afternoon. I was sleeping on a nice pillow on the sofa couch. All of a sudden the worst noise wakened me up from a nice nap. GranMeowmie was talking to herownselves about misplacing her cell phone. She telled herownselves she's gonna call the cell phone number from the kitchen phone, and when it rings she'll know where she putted it. I heared her talking to herownselves even though I was sleeping. Guess what? I know where she putted the cell phone: under the pillow where I was asleep. When it rang, I jumped up and hissed. I don't usually hiss at anykitty except mine sisfur Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, but disturbing a police kitty's nap is serious! Respectfully meowed, Capt. Midnight DOC The Good Luck Black Cat Commanding Kitty, Catmerica Police Department
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#6
March 9th 05, 01:56 AM
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Meow, Mr. Growl-Tiger!
No sir, I'ze a furry well-mannered kitty who never sprays inside unless the bookcase or the front door doesn't smell right. And NEVER EVER spray furniture, or else you won't be allowed to sleep on it anymore (sharpening your claws on it is another story). Do you want to join my police force? We're on the Orient Express right now conducting a search. Maybe Shadow the Pup could retrieve something? Capt. Midnight DOC The Good Luck Black Cat Commanding Kitty, Catmerica Police Department Chief Grocery Inspector & Cole Slaw Keeper "The Fur Conspiracy" wrote in message news  Hi, hi, HIHI, Captain Midnight! Ize got tu soluzionmentz to offur yew. One way to deal wif cellfones is to do wat da Mr. TSE (RB) did wif wun of Daddy'z pager-fone-fingies wunce uppon a timez--It waz makin tu much noizez alla da timez in da katzen sleeping room zo da Mr. TSE juzt sprayed on intt. It shutted up an dyed rite ther an affer Daddy gott a new wun, he kepted it outta da katzen sleeping room!! Anozzer timez, wen Mommy an Daddyz peoplekitten NormNorm all growed upp was vizzittin and had brot da Pollo-da-Pup wif him, Daddyz pagerfingie waz wher it shudda not otta been an da Pollo-da-Pup thot it mite me a cookie an tried to eet itt. It alzo dyed. Iffen u don wanna get yur GranMeowmie all hissed-off at yew fer sprayin onn a da cellfone, we cud axk NormNorm to send ing da. Pollo-da-Pup fur a fizzit. Yes? Helpfully, GT On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 22:55:36 GMT, "ChildFree23" wrote: Meow efurryone! This is Capt. Midnight, The Tired Good Luck Black Cat. I gots to tell you about mine afternoon. I was sleeping on a nice pillow on the sofa couch. All of a sudden the worst noise wakened me up from a nice nap. GranMeowmie was talking to herownselves about misplacing her cell phone. She telled herownselves she's gonna call the cell phone number from the kitchen phone, and when it rings she'll know where she putted it. I heared her talking to herownselves even though I was sleeping. Guess what? I know where she putted the cell phone: under the pillow where I was asleep. When it rang, I jumped up and hissed. I don't usually hiss at anykitty except mine sisfur Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, but disturbing a police kitty's nap is serious! Respectfully meowed, Capt. Midnight DOC The Good Luck Black Cat Commanding Kitty, Catmerica Police Department - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Fur Conspiracy: Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger, Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose [Edit it to make it work.]
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#7
March 9th 05, 01:56 AM
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Would you like to teleport over to where Meowmie Debby earns
toonas and teach those talking boxes a lesson? Capt. Midnight DOC The Good Luck Black Cat "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... These talking boxes are quite disturbing, it is especially bad when one of our hoomans is talking on one and another one rings, Miss Violette, who feels your pain ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Meow efurryone! This is Capt. Midnight, The Tired Good Luck Black Cat. I gots to tell you about mine afternoon. I was sleeping on a nice pillow on the sofa couch. All of a sudden the worst noise wakened me up from a nice nap. GranMeowmie was talking to herownselves about misplacing her cell phone. She telled herownselves she's gonna call the cell phone number from the kitchen phone, and when it rings she'll know where she putted it. I heared her talking to herownselves even though I was sleeping. Guess what? I know where she putted the cell phone: under the pillow where I was asleep. When it rang, I jumped up and hissed. I don't usually hiss at anykitty except mine sisfur Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, but disturbing a police kitty's nap is serious! Respectfully meowed, Capt. Midnight DOC The Good Luck Black Cat Commanding Kitty, Catmerica Police Department
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#8
March 12th 05, 12:59 PM
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I could 'port over there and pee on them like trudi did on the keyboard
because it was interfering with getting petted, Miss Violette, who doesn't like anything that makes noise ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Would you like to teleport over to where Meowmie Debby earns toonas and teach those talking boxes a lesson? Capt. Midnight DOC The Good Luck Black Cat "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... These talking boxes are quite disturbing, it is especially bad when one of our hoomans is talking on one and another one rings, Miss Violette, who feels your pain ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Meow efurryone! This is Capt. Midnight, The Tired Good Luck Black Cat. I gots to tell you about mine afternoon. I was sleeping on a nice pillow on the sofa couch. All of a sudden the worst noise wakened me up from a nice nap. GranMeowmie was talking to herownselves about misplacing her cell phone. She telled herownselves she's gonna call the cell phone number from the kitchen phone, and when it rings she'll know where she putted it. I heared her talking to herownselves even though I was sleeping. Guess what? I know where she putted the cell phone: under the pillow where I was asleep. When it rang, I jumped up and hissed. I don't usually hiss at anykitty except mine sisfur Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, but disturbing a police kitty's nap is serious! Respectfully meowed, Capt. Midnight DOC The Good Luck Black Cat Commanding Kitty, Catmerica Police Department
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