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Old June 13th 07, 03:23 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Kreisleriana
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I've had two boxes lying around for the cats for about a week. Both
are nicely furnished with crumpled tissue paper. This is a special
treat because I can usually only tolerate one box at a time lying
around, so the cats have to take turns-- which they usually end up
doing without too much foofaraw (I've never used that word before! I
LIKE it!).

But when there were two boxes, each of them decided that BOTH of the
boxes must belong to him alone. I call this Box Imperialism, and my
gentle Stinky is a prime practitioner. He's become very adept at
sidestepping and defusing conflicts with Dante when he gets into
gangsta mode-- or just shutting him down with a well-placed bop.

But where BOXES are concerned, all bets are off.
ALL BOXES BELONG TO STINKY-- that's a rule. Stinky can be lolling in
his favorite places in the world-- my lap, or on whatever book I'm
trying to read-- purring up a storm-- but if Dante gets into a box
somewhere in the world, Stinky knows about it, and has to correct the
situation.

So this comedy goes on for days. A cat would get in a box- -- other
cat tries to bully him out of the box he's in, instead of just getting
into the other one. Or cat gets in OTHER box, and OTHER cat gets
out of FIRST box to chase cat out of . . . well, you get the idea.

I awoke this morning to the strange sensation of NO cats in bed with
me-- and looked around to see -- ONE CAT in EACH BOX. ONE CAT PER
BOX. Amazing that they finally worked that out. It took them a week.




Theresa
Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh

Make Levees, Not War
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Old June 13th 07, 05:36 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Shiral
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On Jun 13, 7:23 am, Kreisleriana wrote:
I've had two boxes lying around for the cats for about a week. Both
are nicely furnished with crumpled tissue paper. This is a special
treat because I can usually only tolerate one box at a time lying
around, so the cats have to take turns-- which they usually end up
doing without too much foofaraw (I've never used that word before! I
LIKE it!).

But when there were two boxes, each of them decided that BOTH of the
boxes must belong to him alone. I call this Box Imperialism, and my
gentle Stinky is a prime practitioner. He's become very adept at
sidestepping and defusing conflicts with Dante when he gets into
gangsta mode-- or just shutting him down with a well-placed bop.

But where BOXES are concerned, all bets are off.
ALL BOXES BELONG TO STINKY-- that's a rule. Stinky can be lolling in
his favorite places in the world-- my lap, or on whatever book I'm
trying to read-- purring up a storm-- but if Dante gets into a box
somewhere in the world, Stinky knows about it, and has to correct the
situation.

So this comedy goes on for days. A cat would get in a box- -- other
cat tries to bully him out of the box he's in, instead of just getting
into the other one. Or cat gets in OTHER box, and OTHER cat gets
out of FIRST box to chase cat out of . . . well, you get the idea.

I awoke this morning to the strange sensation of NO cats in bed with
me-- and looked around to see -- ONE CAT in EACH BOX. ONE CAT PER
BOX. Amazing that they finally worked that out. It took them a week.


Theresa
Stinky Pictures:http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh

Make Levees, Not War


Okay, noted. All Boxes are the Property of Stinky. =o)

Francesca may contest that ruling, or would if she had any idea it
existed, because you see, all boxes belong to HER.

Melissa

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Old June 13th 07, 05:42 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
CatNipped[_2_]
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Default To Each his Own; Or A Tale of Two Boxes ;)

"Kreisleriana" wrote in message
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I've had two boxes lying around for the cats for about a week. Both
are nicely furnished with crumpled tissue paper. This is a special
treat because I can usually only tolerate one box at a time lying
around, so the cats have to take turns-- which they usually end up
doing without too much foofaraw (I've never used that word before! I
LIKE it!).

But when there were two boxes, each of them decided that BOTH of the
boxes must belong to him alone. I call this Box Imperialism, and my
gentle Stinky is a prime practitioner. He's become very adept at
sidestepping and defusing conflicts with Dante when he gets into
gangsta mode-- or just shutting him down with a well-placed bop.

But where BOXES are concerned, all bets are off.
ALL BOXES BELONG TO STINKY-- that's a rule. Stinky can be lolling in
his favorite places in the world-- my lap, or on whatever book I'm
trying to read-- purring up a storm-- but if Dante gets into a box
somewhere in the world, Stinky knows about it, and has to correct the
situation.

So this comedy goes on for days. A cat would get in a box- -- other
cat tries to bully him out of the box he's in, instead of just getting
into the other one. Or cat gets in OTHER box, and OTHER cat gets
out of FIRST box to chase cat out of . . . well, you get the idea.

I awoke this morning to the strange sensation of NO cats in bed with
me-- and looked around to see -- ONE CAT in EACH BOX. ONE CAT PER
BOX. Amazing that they finally worked that out. It took them a week.




Theresa
Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh

Make Levees, Not War


"All your box are belong Sammy!!!" And she'll sit on top the box and crush
it on you if you're in it! ;

Hugs,

CatNipped


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Old June 13th 07, 05:58 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Marina
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Default To Each his Own; Or A Tale of Two Boxes ;)

Kreisleriana wrote:
I awoke this morning to the strange sensation of NO cats in bed with
me-- and looked around to see -- ONE CAT in EACH BOX. ONE CAT PER
BOX. Amazing that they finally worked that out. It took them a week.


LOL! Unbelievable that they could decide on a box each. :P

--
Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.
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Old June 13th 07, 06:19 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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On Jun 14, 12:58 am, Marina wrote:
Kreisleriana wrote:
I awoke this morning to the strange sensation of NO cats in bed with
me-- and looked around to see -- ONE CAT in EACH BOX. ONE CAT PER
BOX. Amazing that they finally worked that out. It took them a week.


LOL! Unbelievable that they could decide on a box each. :P

--
Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.


Hi, My Ginger Meggs is top cat at home here, he has to do everything
first, food included, He is on a diet but trying to keep him away from
her bowl Princess' bowl that is, can be so frustrating. I love the
sound of the boxes with tissues, what a great idea. I am always
trying to think of something to amuse them with. Same with my dog
too. Jennifer.

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Old June 13th 07, 06:48 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Default To Each his Own; Or A Tale of Two Boxes ;)

Kreisleriana wrote:

But when there were two boxes, each of them decided that BOTH of the
boxes must belong to him alone. I call this Box Imperialism, and my
gentle Stinky is a prime practitioner.


Seems like both of them are practitioners - you had a bit of a Box
Cold War going on.

But where BOXES are concerned, all bets are off.
ALL BOXES BELONG TO STINKY-- that's a rule.


I'm sorry to correct your grammar, Theresa, but the correct phrasing
here is "ALL BOXES *ARE* BELONG TO STINKY". Just thought you'd want
to know.

I awoke this morning to the strange sensation of NO cats in bed with
me-- and looked around to see -- ONE CAT in EACH BOX. ONE CAT PER
BOX. Amazing that they finally worked that out. It took them a week.


Box Detente! A chicken in every pot, and a Box for Every Cat!

Joyce
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Old June 13th 07, 07:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Christina Websell
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"Kreisleriana" wrote in message
...


I've had two boxes lying around for the cats for about a week. Both
are nicely furnished with crumpled tissue paper. This is a special
treat because I can usually only tolerate one box at a time lying
around, so the cats have to take turns-- which they usually end up
doing without too much foofaraw (I've never used that word before! I
LIKE it!).

But when there were two boxes, each of them decided that BOTH of the
boxes must belong to him alone. I call this Box Imperialism, and my
gentle Stinky is a prime practitioner. He's become very adept at
sidestepping and defusing conflicts with Dante when he gets into
gangsta mode-- or just shutting him down with a well-placed bop.

But where BOXES are concerned, all bets are off.
ALL BOXES BELONG TO STINKY-- that's a rule. Stinky can be lolling in
his favorite places in the world-- my lap, or on whatever book I'm
trying to read-- purring up a storm-- but if Dante gets into a box
somewhere in the world, Stinky knows about it, and has to correct the
situation.

So this comedy goes on for days. A cat would get in a box- -- other
cat tries to bully him out of the box he's in, instead of just getting
into the other one. Or cat gets in OTHER box, and OTHER cat gets
out of FIRST box to chase cat out of . . . well, you get the idea.

I awoke this morning to the strange sensation of NO cats in bed with
me-- and looked around to see -- ONE CAT in EACH BOX. ONE CAT PER
BOX. Amazing that they finally worked that out. It took them a week.



LOL! That must be a relief (no pun intended.)g
I have a slightly different box problem. Boyfriend likes to use the big
outside and so did KFC until she forgot and now has to have a inside box. I
have to have two boxes, one downstairs and one upstairs in the bathroom.
She will only pee in the downstairs one and poo upstairs. Now why? I am
away all day working so both boxes are fairly private.

Tweed



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Old June 14th 07, 12:16 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Actually, the answer to that one may not be quite so complex Tweed. It
is not uncommon for cats to prefer to have one box for #1 and one box
for #2 given the chance. My cats right now don't care, but before I had
three and three litter boxes, there was a definite preference for one
litter box being for pee and the other for poop. Just with three litter
boxes they don't seem to care anymore.

KFC is just being neat and tidy.

Bridget

Christina Websell wrote:
"Kreisleriana" wrote in message
...

I've had two boxes lying around for the cats for about a week. Both
are nicely furnished with crumpled tissue paper. This is a special
treat because I can usually only tolerate one box at a time lying
around, so the cats have to take turns-- which they usually end up
doing without too much foofaraw (I've never used that word before! I
LIKE it!).

But when there were two boxes, each of them decided that BOTH of the
boxes must belong to him alone. I call this Box Imperialism, and my
gentle Stinky is a prime practitioner. He's become very adept at
sidestepping and defusing conflicts with Dante when he gets into
gangsta mode-- or just shutting him down with a well-placed bop.

But where BOXES are concerned, all bets are off.
ALL BOXES BELONG TO STINKY-- that's a rule. Stinky can be lolling in
his favorite places in the world-- my lap, or on whatever book I'm
trying to read-- purring up a storm-- but if Dante gets into a box
somewhere in the world, Stinky knows about it, and has to correct the
situation.

So this comedy goes on for days. A cat would get in a box- -- other
cat tries to bully him out of the box he's in, instead of just getting
into the other one. Or cat gets in OTHER box, and OTHER cat gets
out of FIRST box to chase cat out of . . . well, you get the idea.

I awoke this morning to the strange sensation of NO cats in bed with
me-- and looked around to see -- ONE CAT in EACH BOX. ONE CAT PER
BOX. Amazing that they finally worked that out. It took them a week.



LOL! That must be a relief (no pun intended.)g
I have a slightly different box problem. Boyfriend likes to use the big
outside and so did KFC until she forgot and now has to have a inside box. I
have to have two boxes, one downstairs and one upstairs in the bathroom.
She will only pee in the downstairs one and poo upstairs. Now why? I am
away all day working so both boxes are fairly private.

Tweed



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Old June 14th 07, 04:09 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Marina
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Bridget wrote:
Actually, the answer to that one may not be quite so complex Tweed. It
is not uncommon for cats to prefer to have one box for #1 and one box
for #2 given the chance. My cats right now don't care, but before I had
three and three litter boxes, there was a definite preference for one
litter box being for pee and the other for poop. Just with three litter
boxes they don't seem to care anymore.

KFC is just being neat and tidy.


Yes, Frank and Nikki were like that, too. The current two use both boxes
for both. My sister's cats also use one box for pee and one for poo.

--
Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.
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Old June 14th 07, 04:34 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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"Kreisleriana" wrote in message
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But when there were two boxes, each of them decided that BOTH of the
boxes must belong to him alone. I call this Box Imperialism, and my
gentle Stinky is a prime practitioner. He's become very adept at
sidestepping and defusing conflicts with Dante when he gets into
gangsta mode-- or just shutting him down with a well-placed bop.



LOL - Box Imperialism!!

but if Dante gets into a box
somewhere in the world, Stinky knows about it, and has to correct the
situation.


Sounds like Otis and Chester with scratching posts. That's why Chester will
forever scratch the bed and Otis while Otis knocks himself out protecting
seventeen million and one cat scratching posts.


I awoke this morning to the strange sensation of NO cats in bed with
me-- and looked around to see -- ONE CAT in EACH BOX. ONE CAT PER
BOX. Amazing that they finally worked that out. It took them a week.


Thud! I wasn't expecting that :-)

Susan M
Otis and Chester


 




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