kud sumkitty tell Booker wat dat thing at da other end of his bodyis

Chappy snorez, so daz pawpaw.

I dont no wy dere cumplainin bout my new toy, itz always der wen I want
to play.

Booker

Stormmee wrote:

nocat in diz howze kan komplain, kuze efuryone in diz howze iz allatime
akuzzing efurione of snorin, Tiger, having NEVER heard himself snore but
gets akkuzsed
Will in New Haven wrote in message
ups.com...

On Nov 14, 11:28 am, Me wrote:

Weze got a problem wit Booker. Hez kant seem to figure out wat dat thing
is dat keepz waving behind him, an he keepz tacking it. He woke meowmie
an usez kittiez up in da middle of da nite cuz he kept tryin to katch
hizown tail. Hez waz chasin it all ofur da bed an US. Meowmie duzent
mind iffin he doz dis in da day, but she gitz upset at him doin it in da
middle of da nit on da bed. He wont listen to ani of us.

Snowflake an Chappy, da peeceful sleeperz

You fink dat bad? Bear, r d*g, hass been seepin in my bedrum wiff me
anna Uncl Bill. An dey SNORZ. Dey BOFF snorz. Wun woder dan de uvver.
I gess I gotted YOOSD too Uncl Bill snorin butted NOW it jus don'
stop.

WooToo, only getting twelve or fourteen hours of seep a day

--

Cuddly-seep is special
One hour counts as two
Cuddly-seep is good for you.

Appauze applauze, datz a gud won. Booker sat on da knewl post at da top
of da stairz an chased da snake fur pawpaw.

Snowflake

Paw Ess: da knewl post iz bout 6 inches square


Meowmie Carol wrote:


Booker,
Dat fing at da end ov your boddy is a vicious snake. Yooo have to
catch it.
Frances (smiling mischeviously)

Sammy,

Me an Chappy will do dat in da middle of da nite on da bed (hoomin note:
you will NOT). Dat sounds like so much fun.

Snowflake


Samuel Redcat wrote:

You guyz could allez hep him out and pounce on it and 'tack it for him.

Sammy

Inquiring minds want to know...



Cory wrote:


We won't tell anykitty about which boy kitty in this house used to attack
his own tail, until the time he caught it and bit it really hard. Will we,
Sammy?

Amelia


What did SOMEKITTY do when the tail got bit really hard, Amelia???

--- Unca Cory, curious...

What did SOMEKITTY do when the tail got bit really hard, Amelia???

He yowled really loud, then slapped at it, then tried to run away from it.
But it kept catching up to him. He was getting really scared until Paw
picked him and snuggled with him and petted the sore tail tip. Then he
finally figured out that it was attached and decided to leave it alone.

I still find him glaring at it suspiciously once in a while.

Amelia

I still find him glaring at it suspiciously once in a while.

Amelia

I duz not! I jus - I jus - I jus wants to make sure dat the white tip of
mine tail is clean. Yeah, dat's it, I'm just making sure dat da white spot
on the tip is clean.

Sammy

On Nov 14, 4:30 pm, Samuel Redcat wrote:
I still find him glaring at it suspiciously once in a while.

Amelia

I duz not! I jus - I jus - I jus wants to make sure dat the white tip of
mine tail is clean. Yeah, dat's it, I'm just making sure dat da white spot
on the tip is clean.

Sammy

Cleenness is furry furry importent Sammy. Anna wite furr need wotsa
cleening. My purrfrend Winnie hass all white furrr anhee needz
constunt cweening. Datiss sush a bover. A wady wiff my
responsibilitudes cannot be allus cleening hur boykittee.

Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

Cleenness is furry furry importent Sammy. Anna wite furr need wotsa
cleening. My purrfrend Winnie hass all white furrr anhee needz
constunt cweening. Datiss sush a bover. A wady wiff my
responsibilitudes cannot be allus cleening hur boykittee.

Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

Fangu, Sunrise, I'z glad someone understands. Affur all, I can't rely on
mineown sisfurs to keep my tail tip clean. They's too mean even if I did
want them to.

Sammy

Oh, dear, that is you - that is your tail and don't do that anymore. I used
to get foozed about my tail and I chased it and once I bit it hard and now I
can't raise it very far in the air. It's humiliating to have a tail at half
mast; don't let it happen to you, dear.
Colette (wiser now)

: Weze got a problem wit Booker. Hez kant seem to figure out wat dat thing
: is dat keepz waving behind him, an he keepz tacking it. He woke meowmie
: an usez kittiez up in da middle of da nite cuz he kept tryin to katch
: hizown tail. Hez waz chasin it all ofur da bed an US. Meowmie duzent
: mind iffin he doz dis in da day, but she gitz upset at him doin it in da
: middle of da nit on da bed. He wont listen to ani of us.
:
: Snowflake an Chappy, da peeceful sleeperz

Colette,

Weze not sure he kin katch it, hez not furry koordinated. Da hoominz iz
more wurried bout him fallin off da newl post cuz he'd git dizzy.

Yur poor tale, ize hope it duzent hurt anymore.

Snowflake

squiffer wrote:
Oh, dear, that is you - that is your tail and don't do that anymore. I used
to get foozed about my tail and I chased it and once I bit it hard and now I
can't raise it very far in the air. It's humiliating to have a tail at half
mast; don't let it happen to you, dear.
Colette (wiser now)

: Weze got a problem wit Booker. Hez kant seem to figure out wat dat thing
: is dat keepz waving behind him, an he keepz tacking it. He woke meowmie
: an usez kittiez up in da middle of da nite cuz he kept tryin to katch
: hizown tail. Hez waz chasin it all ofur da bed an US. Meowmie duzent
: mind iffin he doz dis in da day, but she gitz upset at him doin it in da
: middle of da nit on da bed. He wont listen to ani of us.
:
: Snowflake an Chappy, da peeceful sleeperz