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Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
We're on our way down at your house. Where's your landing site?
Chester, Clarence and Nathan Liberty Hill Texas. Its rite in da center of Texas Einstein Sheesh, I didn nefur kno dat! Rite in da center...hmmmm Red Rory Einstein (ub: can't believe he's thinking) : Chester, Clarence and Nathan, cruising along at high altitude in their : hoovercraft : : Catifurrniya? Oh we iz sooo fur behind! : : Sebastian anna Joolian : : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the : brains : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the : mean : fields of rural Texas. : : Einstein whispers : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch : it : an smoke it and... : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we : gonna : need help. : Red Rory : : Three cats hear on the telepathic relay that they're going to be a nip : rescue in Catifornia. They pack their new purrsonal flying hoovercraft : and jump on. They rev up the motors. : : Are you ready to go, Clarence? - Chester : |
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Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian
grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the brains of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the mean fields of rural Texas. Einstein whispers Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch it an smoke it and... (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we gonna need help. Red Rory Three cats hear on the telepathic relay that they're going to be a nip rescue in Catifornia. They pack their new purrsonal flying hoovercraft and jump on. They rev up the motors. Are you ready to go, Clarence? - Chester Yes. Are you, Nathan? - Clarence Yes. Let's get flying! - Nathan The three cats push the UP buttons on their hoovercraft. Each cat's hoovercraft jumps into the air. They turn the hoovercraft southwest to go to Texas. Do you need any help from the CPD? Rosco P. Catrane, Age 2 Sheriff Of Catmerica Of course we can use your help. You won't be trying to arrest any kitties, will you? Or are you coming along unofficially, as purrivate catizens? Are Kitty Schottland and Lilith coming too? Do you want to teleport to Texas and we'll pick you up when we pick up Red Rory and Einstein? Chester, Clarence and Nathan |
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Puddi,
Yu haf furry gud ideaz, but thatz to be xpected since yur a kat. Meowmiez made sum boxez an she'll nefur miss dem, so we kin use doz to start. Dey haf pretty fabrik on dem, sum wit kats. Snowflake Ray or Fran wrote: Thatz a real good idea Snowflake - weze can market upscale too. Weze can have a little sample - like the perfume department stores try to entice hoomin females with and then hit them with the purrfect designer gift box and bottle for theirz loved ones. Maybe youze can see what weze got or can get in gift boxez or bottlez and weze can plan accordingly. Hmm ... perhaps weze can have an exclusive line at the Boutique or Spa as well as other less exclusive places where a plain baggy and a brown paper bag would be more, letz say, appropriate. Puddi (dreaming) |
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Kin yu land on that pond - without hurtin thuh duks?
Einstein : : We're on our way down at your house. Where's your landing site? : Chester, Clarence and Nathan : : Liberty Hill Texas. Its rite in da center of Texas : Einstein : : Sheesh, I didn nefur kno dat! Rite in da center...hmmmm : Red Rory : : Einstein (ub: can't believe he's thinking) : : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan, cruising along at high altitude in their : : hoovercraft : : : : Catifurrniya? Oh we iz sooo fur behind! : : : : Sebastian anna Joolian : : : : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum : Indian : : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the : : brains : : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the : : mean : : fields of rural Texas. : : : : Einstein whispers : : : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of : : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well : Sumkat : : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits : his : : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and : munch : : it : : an smoke it and... : : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) : : : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we : : gonna : : need help. : : Red Rory : : : : Three cats hear on the telepathic relay that they're going to be a : nip : : rescue in Catifornia. They pack their new purrsonal flying : hoovercraft : : and jump on. They rev up the motors. : : : : Are you ready to go, Clarence? - Chester : : |
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Of korse yu are - I thot so, but fur politeness, decided ta check. How are
ya? And by thuh by, how thuh H is it we iz talkin since you be in catifornyu? and we be in Texas Einstein (lookin..worried - tayle slightly fluffed) damdamdam..be reel keerful - they iz gosts or wizards or witches or.. Red Rory (in a hushed voice - fluffed into an orange bush) Will YU shut UP! (carefully) It iz odd yu know - how *kin* we be talkin? Einstein : Iza boy kittie! : : Joolian : : "squiffer" wrote in message : ... : Hell no you ain't - we jest waitin fur Storm or Clarence or sumkat with a : plane ta git us ta Catifurriya. I be Red Rory. Yu kin wait wit us - won be : long. : Red Rory : : Sure, notta problem fellas and waitaminit.... er...wood dat be fella and : ladee? : Einstein : : : Catifurrniya? Oh we iz sooo fur behind! : : : : Sebastian anna Joolian : : : : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum : Indian : : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the : : brains : : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the : : mean : : fields of rural Texas. : : : : Einstein whispers : : : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of : : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well : Sumkat : : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits : his : : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and : munch : : it : : an smoke it and... : : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) : : : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we : : gonna : : need help. : : Red Rory : : : : Three cats hear on the telepathic relay that they're going to be a : nip : : rescue in Catifornia. They pack their new purrsonal flying : hoovercraft : : and jump on. They rev up the motors. : : : : Are you ready to go, Clarence? - Chester : : : : Yes. Are you, Nathan? - Clarence : : : : Yes. Let's get flying! - Nathan : : : : The three cats push the UP buttons on their hoovercraft. Each cat's : : hoovercraft jumps into the air. They turn the hoovercraft southwest : to : : go to Texas. : : : : : : : : |
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Of course. These hoovercraft can land on anything and then skim along a
few inches off the surface. Are you going to swim out to us or do you want us to come to shore? Chester, Clarence and Nathan Kin yu land on that pond - without hurtin thuh duks? Einstein : : We're on our way down at your house. Where's your landing site? : Chester, Clarence and Nathan : : Liberty Hill Texas. Its rite in da center of Texas : Einstein : : Sheesh, I didn nefur kno dat! Rite in da center...hmmmm : Red Rory : : Einstein (ub: can't believe he's thinking) : : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan, cruising along at high altitude in their : : hoovercraft : : : : Catifurrniya? Oh we iz sooo fur behind! : : : : Sebastian anna Joolian : : : : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum : Indian : : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the : : brains : : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the : : mean : : fields of rural Texas. : : : : Einstein whispers : : : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of : : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well : Sumkat : : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits : his : : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and : munch : : it : : an smoke it and... : : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) : : : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we |
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: Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian
: grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the : brains : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the : mean : fields of rural Texas. : : Einstein whispers : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch : it : an smoke it and... : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we : gonna : need help. : Red Rory : : Three cats hear on the telepathic relay that they're going to be a nip : rescue in Catifornia. They pack their new purrsonal flying hoovercraft : and jump on. They rev up the motors. : : Are you ready to go, Clarence? - Chester : : Yes. Are you, Nathan? - Clarence : : Yes. Let's get flying! - Nathan : : The three cats push the UP buttons on their hoovercraft. Each cat's : hoovercraft jumps into the air. They turn the hoovercraft southwest to : go to Texas. : : Do you need any help from the CPD? : : Rosco P. Catrane, Age 2 : Sheriff Of Catmerica : (Red Rory immediately leaps behind a bush) uhm, Sheriff? hmmm....sheriff....uhuh... ah, nuhu, we're just fine, fine, so furry fine. My fren an I..Red? Where are yu, RED???? He must be off somewhere gathering ...flowerz, yes that's rite - flowerz fur his winkwink. She do luvluv thuh flowerz, ya know? An I bin strollin abowt in this here loverly rural environs, composin' poetry. Nachur be so furry inspirin, ya know? Einstein (sniffing the air delicately) : |
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: Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum
Indian : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the : brains : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the : mean : fields of rural Texas. : : Einstein whispers : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch : it : an smoke it and... : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we : gonna : need help. : Red Rory : : Three cats hear on the telepathic relay that they're going to be a nip : rescue in Catifornia. They pack their new purrsonal flying hoovercraft : and jump on. They rev up the motors. : : Are you ready to go, Clarence? - Chester : : Yes. Are you, Nathan? - Clarence : : Yes. Let's get flying! - Nathan : : The three cats push the UP buttons on their hoovercraft. Each cat's : hoovercraft jumps into the air. They turn the hoovercraft southwest to : go to Texas. : : Do you need any help from the CPD? : : Rosco P. Catrane, Age 2 : Sheriff Of Catmerica : : Of course we can use your help. You won't be trying to arrest any : kitties, will you? Or are you coming along unofficially, as purrivate : catizens? : : Are Kitty Schottland and Lilith coming too? : : Do you want to teleport to Texas and we'll pick you up when we pick up : Red Rory and Einstein? : : Chester, Clarence and Nathan Psssssssst: (Einstein's whisper comes over the radio.) whut thuh H are yu doin? thuh fuzz? are yu nuts? |
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Three cats hear on the telepathic relay that they're going to be a nip
rescue in Catifornia. They pack their new purrsonal flying hoovercraft and jump on. They rev up the motors. Are you ready to go, Clarence? - Chester Yes. Are you, Nathan? - Clarence Yes. Let's get flying! - Nathan The three cats push the UP buttons on their hoovercraft. Each cat's hoovercraft jumps into the air. They turn the hoovercraft southwest to go to Texas. Do you need any help from the CPD? Rosco P. Catrane, Age 2 Sheriff Of Catmerica Of course we can use your help. You won't be trying to arrest any kitties, will you? Or are you coming along unofficially, as purrivate catizens? No, of course I won't try to arrest any kitties! I'll do Britches (RB) and Capt. Midnight (RB) proud by helping rescue the nip! Are Kitty Schottland and Lilith coming too? We're right here! - Kitty Schottland & Lilith Kitten-Mahoney Do you want to teleport to Texas and we'll pick you up when we pick up Red Rory and Einstein? Sure! The teleporter twinkles, wrinkles, and shines, and out steps Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane of Catmerica. Red Rory? Einstein? Please step forward so I can deputize you for the Great Nip Rescue. Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane of Catmerica |
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