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Dog & Cat Characteristics
Dog & Cat Characteristics
11. Dogs look much better at the end of a leash 10. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you. 9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life. 8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door. 7. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper. Cats might bring you a dead mouse. 6. Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats will take a three-hour nap. 5. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all. 4. Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work. Cats will be mad that you went to work at all. 3. Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command. Cats will smirk and walk away. 2. Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk. Cats will yawn and close their eyes. 1. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born. |
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No cluons were harmed when "Matthew AKA NMR"
wrote: Dog & Cat Characteristics 11. Dogs look much better at the end of a leash 10. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you. 9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life. 8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door. 7. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper. Cats might bring you a dead mouse. 6. Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats will take a three-hour nap. 5. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all. 4. Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work. Cats will be mad that you went to work at all. 3. Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command. Cats will smirk and walk away. 2. Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk. Cats will yawn and close their eyes. 1. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born. I'm sorry, but this sounds like "dogs vs my ex-wife", all the way through (big, evil grin). Hugs and Purrs, Mark -- Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request |
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Matthew AKA NMR wrote:
8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door. I've read many a wonderful story about cats waking up their humans when the house was on fire. Whether that's about love/concern or just "I need you to get up and let me out because the house is on fire", they do seem to do this. Joyce, humor-impaired |
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In message , Matthew AKA
NMR writes Dog & Cat Characteristics 11. Dogs look much better at the end of a leash 10. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you. 9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life. 8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door. The cat that used to live next door to Richard woke her owner up, letting him know that next door (ie Richard's house) was being burgled! Norm (next door neighbour) was snoozing, Seraphina the cat sitting on his chest. The noise of the back door next door being kicked in woke her up with a start, which in turn woke Norm up; he heard the noise and, knowing that the house should have been empty at the time, put two and two together and phoned the police. NB: he would probably have slept through the noise without his alarm cat! The police got there remarkably quickly, but not so quickly that they caught the perpetrators, who evidently heard something and fled. When the police got into the house, they found Richard's house mate's guitar collection all lined up in the kitchen, ready to go. Seraphina was a strange little kitty at the best of times, but also a very useful one. -- Cathi |
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