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LONG, I wantz a pity party BW
Hihi this is O T Mahoney I am a fairly good looking Orange kitty, so I
have been told. Gramby went to a carnival and bought some salt water taffy. The man that went to the bridge couldn't have it so, she hasn't had any in years. She bought it home and popped a piece in her mouth. DEN, you know what she did, she spitted it in the trash. She wouldn't even let me sniff it. DEN, she threw the rest of it in the trash. Well, when it got darktime, I went to the trash and got some of it out. You know what that stuff did? It grabbed my teeth and wouldn't let go. I finally had to go and make Gramby get up and turn on the light. DEN, she laughed at me. Yes, I laughed at the poor boy. I couldn't get it out and knew it had to be softened. So, I got my hair dryer and turned it on low, wrapped the cat in a towel and blew the warm air in his face until the taffy softened and I could get it worked out. Dang, it was my story to tell, not hers. She still laughs at me when she looks at me. She should feel a little bad, don't you think? |
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LONG, I wantz a pity party BW
On Sun, 03 Aug 2008 22:28:25 -0500, Granby wrote:
Hihi this is O T Mahoney I am a fairly good looking Orange kitty, so I have been told. Gramby went to a carnival and bought some salt water taffy. The man that went to the bridge couldn't have it so, she hasn't had any in years. She bought it home and popped a piece in her mouth. DEN, you know what she did, she spitted it in the trash. She wouldn't even let me sniff it. DEN, she threw the rest of it in the trash. Well, when it got darktime, I went to the trash and got some of it out. You know what that stuff did? It grabbed my teeth and wouldn't let go. I finally had to go and make Gramby get up and turn on the light. DEN, she laughed at me. Poor OT! That sounds like scary stuff. It reinforces my not caring for human food at all. Samuel Redcat |
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LONG, I wantz a pity party BW
"Granby" wrote in message ... Hihi this is O T Mahoney I am a fairly good looking Orange kitty, so I have been told. Gramby went to a carnival and bought some salt water taffy. The man that went to the bridge couldn't have it so, she hasn't had any in years. She bought it home and popped a piece in her mouth. DEN, you know what she did, she spitted it in the trash. She wouldn't even let me sniff it. DEN, she threw the rest of it in the trash. Well, when it got darktime, I went to the trash and got some of it out. You know what that stuff did? It grabbed my teeth and wouldn't let go. I finally had to go and make Gramby get up and turn on the light. DEN, she laughed at me. Yes, I laughed at the poor boy. I couldn't get it out and knew it had to be softened. So, I got my hair dryer and turned it on low, wrapped the cat in a towel and blew the warm air in his face until the taffy softened and I could get it worked out. Dang, it was my story to tell, not hers. She still laughs at me when she looks at me. She should feel a little bad, don't you think? Poor little Mahoney boy!!! What an ordeal! -- Theresa, Stinky and Dante drtmuirATearthlink.net Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh |
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LONG, I wantz a pity party BW
"Granby" wrote in message
... Hihi this is O T Mahoney I am a fairly good looking Orange kitty, so I have been told. Gramby went to a carnival and bought some salt water taffy. The man that went to the bridge couldn't have it so, she hasn't had any in years. She bought it home and popped a piece in her mouth. DEN, you know what she did, she spitted it in the trash. She wouldn't even let me sniff it. DEN, she threw the rest of it in the trash. Well, when it got darktime, I went to the trash and got some of it out. You know what that stuff did? It grabbed my teeth and wouldn't let go. I finally had to go and make Gramby get up and turn on the light. DEN, she laughed at me. Yes, I laughed at the poor boy. I couldn't get it out and knew it had to be softened. So, I got my hair dryer and turned it on low, wrapped the cat in a towel and blew the warm air in his face until the taffy softened and I could get it worked out. Dang, it was my story to tell, not hers. She still laughs at me when she looks at me. She should feel a little bad, don't you think? ROTFLMAOWTIME! Must have been even more amusing than feeding a d*g peanut butter!!! Ear Twitches, CatNipped |
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LONG, I wantz a pity party BW
"Kreisleriana" ... "Granby" Hihi this is O T Mahoney I am a fairly good looking Orange kitty, so I have been told. Gramby went to a carnival and bought some salt water taffy. The man that went to the bridge couldn't have it so, she hasn't had any in years. She bought it home and popped a piece in her mouth. DEN, you know what she did, she spitted it in the trash. She wouldn't even let me sniff it. DEN, she threw the rest of it in the trash. Well, when it got darktime, I went to the trash and got some of it out. You know what that stuff did? It grabbed my teeth and wouldn't let go. I finally had to go and make Gramby get up and turn on the light. DEN, she laughed at me. Yes, I laughed at the poor boy. I couldn't get it out and knew it had to be softened. So, I got my hair dryer and turned it on low, wrapped the cat in a towel and blew the warm air in his face until the taffy softened and I could get it worked out. Dang, it was my story to tell, not hers. She still laughs at me when she looks at me. She should feel a little bad, don't you think? Poor little Mahoney boy!!! What an ordeal! Mosey totally agrees. Maybe da taffy wuz bad? -- Theresa, Stinky and Dante drtmuirATearthlink.net Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh |
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