Our Xmas day by KFC and BF

Well, we not verry plesed about dis Crismus lark. Oh, it started verry
well. Meowmie got up early and we got a speshul pouch each of pure chicken
for our brekfast, it was yummy.
Den we helped her wiv the chickenses (well Kitty did help for a little while
but it was cold) and when Meowmie come back she went inder baff and got posh
clothes on. Dis unusual for der weekend. Not der baff! der posh clothes.
Den we got sum catnip drops wot we ate rite up. Dis looked like a verry
nice day, dis Kissamouse.
You never guess wot appened then. Meowmie drove away in her car and did not
come back until 4 o clock pm. She shutted up der chickenses so der fox did
not ete dem and I helped (Boyfie sez) and we had some bit more foodie for
our tea, and then she went away AGAIN at 6. Not in der car dis time. Our
Auntie Claire came to get her. Den she came home at midnight, giggling a
bit and gev us some turkey.

She going to do der same tomorrow :-( but be back at 4 and stay. Me and
Kitty say we lonely at Kissamouse.
oh, violins.. T
Meowmie say der next day after dat, she stay wiv us allderday. Day after
dat she fetch her friend Jayne wot she met in der hospital wen dey bofe
verry ill wiv der same poorly and she and Jayne stay here all day. Kitty
say dis makes her verry plesed becos Jayne lets Kitty purr and knead on her
chest for oursnours coz she like kitties and doggies and birdies and
evryfing. I still fink she's scary. I go out wen she comes but sometimes I
peep in the door to see if she gone, and she say would you like a gentle
stroke or to come on my knee, Boyfriend?
I say no and run away. Kitty says gud, hahaha, you don't know what you're
missing coz Auntie Jayne is a wonderful large pillow I can have for mine
own.

Boyfriend, reporting for his howse.