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The Fangless Wonder strikes fear
into the rodent population once, no, twice more!
I've been out attacking a very overgrown ivy and similar russian vine in the grounds of Chateau Wafflycat. I am shattered and have blisters on my right hand. I ache. This has, however, provided a not-to-be-missed hunting opportunity for a certain one-eyed, almost fangless, metal pin in leg Ladycat... In under half-an-hour she provided me with two freshly caught voles. She proudly dropped them at my feet with her usual "MOWZ!" call. I thanked her for being such a considerate feline in providing me with snacks to keep the energy levels up whilst doing hard labour. :-) |
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The Fangless Wonder strikes fear
wafflycat wrote:
into the rodent population once, no, twice more! I've been out attacking a very overgrown ivy and similar russian vine in the grounds of Chateau Wafflycat. I am shattered and have blisters on my right hand. I ache. This has, however, provided a not-to-be-missed hunting opportunity for a certain one-eyed, almost fangless, metal pin in leg Ladycat... In under half-an-hour she provided me with two freshly caught voles. She proudly dropped them at my feet with her usual "MOWZ!" call. I thanked her for being such a considerate feline in providing me with snacks to keep the energy levels up whilst doing hard labour. :-) What a thoughtful pussycat! MLB |
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The Fangless Wonder strikes fear
On Sep 20, 11:50 am, "wafflycat"
wrote: into the rodent population once, no, twice more! I've been out attacking a very overgrown ivy and similar russian vine in the grounds of Chateau Wafflycat. I am shattered and have blisters on my right hand. I ache. This has, however, provided a not-to-be-missed hunting opportunity for a certain one-eyed, almost fangless, metal pin in leg Ladycat... In under half-an-hour she provided me with two freshly caught voles. She proudly dropped them at my feet with her usual "MOWZ!" call. I thanked her for being such a considerate feline in providing me with snacks to keep the energy levels up whilst doing hard labour. :-) Having the consideration to have opposable thumbs and use them in her service, you deserved a reward and she provided it. What a considerate mistress she is. -- Will in New Haven "I noticed that in obedience and riding classes , people with training in the behavioural sciences hadn't much chance of succeeding with their animals, and that the higher the degree held by the person, the worse the job of training was likely to be." Vicki Hearne in Adam's Task |
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The Fangless Wonder strikes fear
wafflycat wrote:
into the rodent population once, no, twice more! I've been out attacking a very overgrown ivy and similar russian vine in the grounds of Chateau Wafflycat. I am shattered and have blisters on my right hand. I ache. This has, however, provided a not-to-be-missed hunting opportunity for a certain one-eyed, almost fangless, metal pin in leg Ladycat... In under half-an-hour she provided me with two freshly caught voles. She proudly dropped them at my feet with her usual "MOWZ!" call. The ferocious hunter kitty Still Has It. And I'm sure she was just thanking you for making it easier to reach her prey. Sounds like you deserve a glass of wine and a hot bath, perhaps with a purring Ladycat dropping by for a visit (sans voles of course!). -- Joyce ^..^ (To email me, remove the X's from my user name.) |
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