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  #11  
Old June 18th 09, 10:51 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Meowmie's fudz

an hersef shuld know i thinkz willow anna OEJ shuld be da ko sekatreez of
grafiti, Tiger
"Granby" wrote in message
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Willow laughs at Sundance, U gotta do da gravbidee fing in da ofther rum,
dat wilz wurk.
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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Uzually Meowmie bringz home fudz fur herownself dat she juss haz to
opin an eet. Lately, she haz bin gittin fudz dat she haz to kook
first. Today, she bringed home sum chikkin libberz dat she opined an
put in a pan on da stove fura wile befur she eetid demselvez! I tried
to do myown dooty an inspektagate it all, but she kep pikkin myownself
up an puttin me bak on da flor. I fingk she shud at leest let me taste
it.

Sundance, not wanting to miss out on any fud
Libber iz wunna da gudgud fudz.
Didja sit dere negzt tu hur wiffowt beink uh pest?
Did yu stayer an lik yur chopz an droool?
didja stayend in purleeze purzishun, on yur hyndy legz?
Did yu meyow hopefoolee?
Did yu meyow pittyfoolee?
Did yu meeeeyowww "puuuurrrrrlllleeeeezzzzzzz"????
Diz lazt wun woikz beztezt fur meeee.

HTH
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Pitô.ônya

Wifowt bein a pest? How duz yoo do dat? I displayd lotsa innerest in
whut she wuz doin by gittin az klose az I kud on da kownter an sniffin
da air a lot. I offered to hewp kleen up, but she sed da part I wantid
to kleen up wuz da part she wuz goin to eet. I juss duznt know how to
get froo to her sumtimez.

Sundance

I gez I yam juzt moor suttill. It woikz furr me.
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Pitô.ônya





  #12  
Old June 19th 09, 12:28 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Meowmie's fudz

Now sheze kookin agin! Sheze kookin a hole chikkybird in a krok kooker. I
telled her she kud juss relakz an I wud keep a eye onnit, but when I pushed
da lid aside to make shur it wuz OK, she mooved it into da bafrum an klozed
da door!

Sundance

"Sundance" wrote in message
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Uzually Meowmie bringz home fudz fur herownself dat she juss haz to opin
an eet. Lately, she haz bin gittin fudz dat she haz to kook first. Today,
she bringed home sum chikkin libberz dat she opined an put in a pan on da
stove fura wile befur she eetid demselvez! I tried to do myown dooty an
inspektagate it all, but she kep pikkin myownself up an puttin me bak on
da flor. I fingk she shud at leest let me taste it.

Sundance, not wanting to miss out on any fud



  #13  
Old June 19th 09, 12:42 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Meowmie's fudz

dat croky thing makez sum gud fudz... soft kan efin make sum stuff dat iz
fitta eat, lazt nite her maded chici breaztz wif lime garlik sauce... she
sayed her cheated by addin lime garlik salsa wif xtru garlik anna onionz...
now you know fur peoplez fud it wuz purti gud... Trudi,
"Sundance" wrote in message
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Now sheze kookin agin! Sheze kookin a hole chikkybird in a krok kooker. I
telled her she kud juss relakz an I wud keep a eye onnit, but when I
pushed da lid aside to make shur it wuz OK, she mooved it into da bafrum
an klozed da door!

Sundance

"Sundance" wrote in message
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Uzually Meowmie bringz home fudz fur herownself dat she juss haz to opin
an eet. Lately, she haz bin gittin fudz dat she haz to kook first. Today,
she bringed home sum chikkin libberz dat she opined an put in a pan on da
stove fura wile befur she eetid demselvez! I tried to do myown dooty an
inspektagate it all, but she kep pikkin myownself up an puttin me bak on
da flor. I fingk she shud at leest let me taste it.

Sundance, not wanting to miss out on any fud





  #14  
Old June 19th 09, 03:51 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
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Default Meowmie's fudz

On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:28:44 -0700, Sundance's
nimble, little paws typed:

Now sheze kookin agin! Sheze kookin a hole chikkybird in a krok kooker. I
telled her she kud juss relakz an I wud keep a eye onnit, but when I pushed
da lid aside to make shur it wuz OK, she mooved it into da bafrum an klozed
da door!

Sundance


Dis meenz dat itz *reely* gudgud! Now yoo hafta
uze yur skilz to get at itsownself! Reed dat buk
dat I gaff you fur yur purrday, an mebee ask
Mercurio or Aed to hep yoo wif gettink thru
clowsed doorz!

Ummmmm, chickee bird!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/18/2009 10:50:07 PM
  #15  
Old June 19th 09, 05:52 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee[_2_]
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"Sundance" wrote in message
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Now sheze kookin agin! Sheze kookin a hole chikkybird in a krok
kooker. I telled her she kud juss relakz an I wud keep a eye onnit,
but when I pushed da lid aside to make shur it wuz OK, she mooved it
into da bafrum an klozed da door!

Sundance


Sunnydanze, twy it mine way diz tyme...
wen da tzikkin iz reddee...
sit dere negzt tu hur wiffowt beink uh pest
stayer an lik yur chopz an droool
stayend in purleeze purzishun, on yur hyndy legz
meyow hopefoolee
meyow pittyfoolee
meeeeyowww "puuuurrrrrlllleeeeezzzzzzz"

Repurrt bak...I juzt betcha wunn urr moor ov doez woik furr yu.

HTH
--
Pitô.ônya

  #16  
Old June 20th 09, 07:47 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Meowmie's fudz

you know whut iz efin wurze dan cookin fudz dey duzint gif yourself... itz
when dey bringz home purrfektli gud Duckey birdz anna den soft eatz one
little bite... anna den putz itsef inna kowlde box, sayin sumfin like dat
willz make gud lunch tomurrow!!! me anna chester anna MH didunt efin getta
gud sniff or drool gowin befur it wuz putted away!!! HRMPH!!! Tiger da
dizgruntled!!!
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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"Sundance" wrote in message
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Now sheze kookin agin! Sheze kookin a hole chikkybird in a krok kooker. I
telled her she kud juss relakz an I wud keep a eye onnit, but when I
pushed da lid aside to make shur it wuz OK, she mooved it into da bafrum
an klozed da door!

Sundance


Sunnydanze, twy it mine way diz tyme...
wen da tzikkin iz reddee...
sit dere negzt tu hur wiffowt beink uh pest
stayer an lik yur chopz an droool
stayend in purleeze purzishun, on yur hyndy legz
meyow hopefoolee
meyow pittyfoolee
meeeeyowww "puuuurrrrrlllleeeeezzzzzzz"

Repurrt bak...I juzt betcha wunn urr moor ov doez woik furr yu.

HTH
--
Pitô.ônya



  #17  
Old July 18th 09, 04:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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"Sundance" wrote in message
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Now sheze kookin agin! Sheze kookin a hole chikkybird in a krok kooker. I
telled her she kud juss relakz an I wud keep a eye onnit, but when I
pushed da lid aside to make shur it wuz OK, she mooved it into da bafrum
an klozed da door!

Sundance


Sunnydanze, twy it mine way diz tyme...
wen da tzikkin iz reddee...
sit dere negzt tu hur wiffowt beink uh pest
stayer an lik yur chopz an droool
stayend in purleeze purzishun, on yur hyndy legz
meyow hopefoolee
meyow pittyfoolee
meeeeyowww "puuuurrrrrlllleeeeezzzzzzz"

Repurrt bak...I juzt betcha wunn urr moor ov doez woik furr yu.

HTH
--
Pitô.ônya


Well, I tryed whut yoo sed. It didnt werk until I added juss a teeny liddle
bit uv skrachin da bak uv herown legz. Uv korse, dis iz da hoomin dat kan
ignore a ringin phonetawkyfingy.

Sundance


  #18  
Old July 18th 09, 06:37 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee[_2_]
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"Sundance" wrote in message
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"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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"Sundance" wrote in message
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Now sheze kookin agin! Sheze kookin a hole chikkybird in a krok
kooker. I telled her she kud juss relakz an I wud keep a eye onnit,
but when I pushed da lid aside to make shur it wuz OK, she mooved it
into da bafrum an klozed da door!

Sundance


Sunnydanze, twy it mine way diz tyme...
wen da tzikkin iz reddee...
sit dere negzt tu hur wiffowt beink uh pest
stayer an lik yur chopz an droool
stayend in purleeze purzishun, on yur hyndy legz
meyow hopefoolee
meyow pittyfoolee
meeeeyowww "puuuurrrrrlllleeeeezzzzzzz"

Repurrt bak...I juzt betcha wunn urr moor ov doez woik furr yu.

HTH
--
Pitô.ônya


Well, I tryed whut yoo sed. It didnt werk until I added juss a teeny
liddle bit uv skrachin da bak uv herown legz. Uv korse, dis iz da
hoomin dat kan ignore a ringin phonetawkyfingy.

Sundance



Hey...whutteffurr woikz!
Heow diddit tayzt?
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Pitô.ônya

  #19  
Old August 3rd 09, 08:04 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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"Sundance" wrote in message
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"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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Sunnydanze, twy it mine way diz tyme...
wen da tzikkin iz reddee...
sit dere negzt tu hur wiffowt beink uh pest
stayer an lik yur chopz an droool
stayend in purleeze purzishun, on yur hyndy legz
meyow hopefoolee
meyow pittyfoolee
meeeeyowww "puuuurrrrrlllleeeeezzzzzzz"

Repurrt bak...I juzt betcha wunn urr moor ov doez woik furr yu.

HTH
--
Pitô.ônya


Well, I tryed whut yoo sed. It didnt werk until I added juss a teeny
liddle bit uv skrachin da bak uv herown legz. Uv korse, dis iz da hoomin
dat kan ignore a ringin phonetawkyfingy.

Sundance



Hey...whutteffurr woikz!
Heow diddit tayzt?
--
Pitô.ônya


Oh, well, when I sed it "werked", I juss ment it got herown attenshin. She
didnt akshully giv me ennee. She keepz remindin myownself dat da lastest
time she givved me chikkin, I endid up at da merjincee TED.

Sundance


  #20  
Old August 3rd 09, 09:45 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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"Sundance" wrote in message
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"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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"Sundance" wrote in message
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"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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Sunnydanze, twy it mine way diz tyme...
wen da tzikkin iz reddee...
sit dere negzt tu hur wiffowt beink uh pest
stayer an lik yur chopz an droool
stayend in purleeze purzishun, on yur hyndy legz
meyow hopefoolee
meyow pittyfoolee
meeeeyowww "puuuurrrrrlllleeeeezzzzzzz"

Repurrt bak...I juzt betcha wunn urr moor ov doez woik furr yu.

HTH
--
Pitô.ônya

Well, I tryed whut yoo sed. It didnt werk until I added juss a teeny
liddle bit uv skrachin da bak uv herown legz. Uv korse, dis iz da
hoomin dat kan ignore a ringin phonetawkyfingy.

Sundance



Hey...whutteffurr woikz!
Heow diddit tayzt?
--
Pitô.ônya


Oh, well, when I sed it "werked", I juss ment it got herown attenshin.
She didnt akshully giv me ennee. She keepz remindin myownself dat da
lastest time she givved me chikkin, I endid up at da merjincee TED.

Sundance

I tink dat I hewlpt yu ( an maybee udder kitteez) lern un
umpurrtint lezzun, Heow tu get yur hoominz atenshun.
Dere wyll be meny tymez dat diz infurrmashun wyll be yuzfool.

HTH

Pitô.ônya

 




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